Thread: Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Lmao. I almost forgot about this, but I'd say it's pretty relevant...not to mention hilarious.
Okla judge caught masturbating in court - Family, Politics, and Entertainment

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Caught red handed. And still denies it.

Well, fortunately I've never been caught or caught someone masturbating; don't want to make up for it either!
However, my former mother-in-law once came in just while my ex-girlfriend, her daughter, was sitting atop of me, having some fun. Ew. Luckily we all were really easy and laughed about it afterward.

Haha, nice thread
Haven't been caught masturbating, even though I have been caught having sex a couple of times.
My friend almost got caught though. Hilarious story He was watching porn and had just finished so to speak when his mom got home. His pants were at his ankles so he had to jump with his feet together to the toilet and made it JUST in time. Imagine if he wouldn't, jumping around the room naked with a semi-wood and his mom sees it XD

Originally Posted by Oros

Haha, nice thread
Haven't been caught masturbating, even though I have been caught having sex a couple of times.
My friend almost got caught though. Hilarious story He was watching porn and had just finished so to speak when his mom got home. His pants were at his ankles so he had to jump with his feet together to the toilet and made it JUST in time. Imagine if he wouldn't, jumping around the room naked with a semi-wood and his mom sees it XD

i think this would have been much more interesting if he got caught

I went to a small private school, and I was caught masturbating in Class by a teacher in 5th grade. Thankfully, because I was so young, nothing really came of it. Coincidentally though, we started an unscheduled, week long, Sex-ed lesson the next Monday. I always wondered at the timing.

Originally Posted by Solarflare

i think this would have been much more interesting if he got caught

It sure would. That would be TOO funny XD

Originally Posted by Lucid_boy

I went to a small private school, and I was caught masturbating in Class by a teacher in 5th grade.

Like.... When your classmates were sitting right nex to you?

I had a boyfriend who would openly masturbate in front of me, but for some reason he'd freak out if I happened to walk in on him when he was in the middle of it. What's the deal with that? It's not like it was something I'd never seen before, or something that bothered me.

Originally Posted by Squishdiboo

I had a boyfriend who would openly masturbate in front of me, but for some reason he'd freak out if I happened to walk in on him when he was in the middle of it. What's the deal with that? It's not like it was something I'd never seen before, or something that bothered me.

That's actually kind of funny. I don't know how I would react.

Myself? Nope, never been caught, and I hope to keep it like that.

However, it seems like I always catch people masturbating in strange public places. I've seen people on the metro, beach, even in my own room (that guy isn't my friend anymore) who I caught masterbating.

Possibly the worst situation where I've seen someone caught masturbating was last year in grade 11 of High School. This guy in my english class who sat adjacent to me just put his english textbook right in front of him and started masterbating, in class! Like what you supposed to do in a situation like that? Tell someone? Just leave it? I guess I just tried to ignore it until when he was finished he wiped his semen all over the guy who was adjacent to him on the otherside. Anyway, gets worse. The guy next to him yells and screams basically because I guess he knew what he was doing as well. He just ran around the class screaming and the teacher was like, "What's going on!?" and that kid was like, "Reuben just wiped his semen all over my shirt! How am I supposed to wear this shirt again?!" the teacher was sort of confused in a way, "What do you mean he wiped semen all over your shirt?" "He was masturbating in class!" 5 other people basically said the same thing and the teacher was like, "You all saw him do this?" I guess he didn't believe us at first and thought it was a joke but after that he called the Vice Principal down to the class.

Anyway, turns out he ended up getting suspended. Apparently, they were thinking of expelling him but there wasn't anything in the "school code of conduct" which dealt with a situation like this.

Yeah that was a bad memory for me. Anyone else have a similar experience like this?

i jerk in class all the time. i like to live on the edge

The cool thing about being a girl is, if you know the right tricks, you can masturbate in public without anyone being the wiser.

Originally Posted by funnky

i jerk in class all the time. i like to live on the edge

Get caught doing it and you won't have class anymore. Take that however you want.

Originally Posted by Quantiq

Yeah that was a bad memory for me. Anyone else have a similar experience like this?

Oh holy fucking shit man lol

Nope.... no, I think your experience takes the cake.

Originally Posted by Squishdiboo

The cool thing about being a girl is, if you know the right tricks, you can masturbate in public without anyone being the wiser.

Or you could just stick a quiet vibrator up there and orgasm periodically throughout the day.

i never ever close the door to the room im in when im masturbating. Sometimes my bro or parents or whatever are in the next room. But i still do it

Originally Posted by Solarflare

i never ever close the door to the room im in when im masturbating. Sometimes my bro or parents or whatever are in the next room. But i still do it

Well that's in your own house. I mean, if your parents or your brother don't really care then its not like its a big deal or anything. Even in public I don't really mind, kind of strange but hey if its your thing then good for you.

Its when it gets to the stage where people wipe semen on others when they finish that it gets pretty bad.

oh, the last thing i would want is for them to see O_O

Originally Posted by Quantiq

Its when it gets to the stage where people wipe semen on others when they finish that it gets pretty bad.

Oh yeah thats just nasty

Do you know this Vid?
Female Train Conductor Leaves Intercom On - YouTube
Play with sound when you are alone.

BTT: I guess I never was caught shaking hands with the unemployed, at least I hope so.
But I was caught having Sex several times.

When I did a hiking tour through the forests with some friends I heared the revealing 'fapfapfap' from a guy next to me. I pretended being asleep.

Originally Posted by tommo

Or you could just stick a quiet vibrator up there and orgasm periodically throughout the day.

Who said that wasn't one of the tricks?

Originally Posted by iOrbital

beating it to Hentai.

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

*whistles innocently*

Me caught? Almost. My mother asked me while I was in the bathroom, "Are you---are you masturbating?" I pretended I didn't hear her and said "Huh?"

She was like "Are you--herpa derp--what you are doing in there?" XD

Originally Posted by EmoScreamo

Do you know this Vid?
Female Train Conductor Leaves Intercom On - YouTube
Play with sound when you are alone.

Holy fuck lol

Yeah, I know the last post was like 10 days ago, but i just couldn't resist

Man... I've never gotten caught... EVER.... until now. For some reason, I decided to do it outside of my normal man-cave, and did it out in my woods while I was out on a walk... was just nonchalantly sitting on a bench when this elderly man walks RIGHT past me... I quickly recoil and try my best to cover up but I'm pretty sure he saw me, although he made no notable signs to suggest it. I kinda feel sick to my stomach that I just made some man going about his business see me like that, and now I feel like a fucked up pedo for doing it in the woods (I've never done it in an open public area like that)

Originally Posted by WDr

Yeah, I know the last post was like 10 days ago, but i just couldn't resist

Originally Posted by Greedy302

Man... I've never gotten caught... EVER.... until now. For some reason, I decided to do it outside of my normal man-cave, and did it out in my woods while I was out on a walk... was just nonchalantly sitting on a bench when this elderly man walks RIGHT past me... I quickly recoil and try my best to cover up but I'm pretty sure he saw me, although he made no notable signs to suggest it. I kinda feel sick to my stomach that I just made some man going about his business see me like that, and now I feel like a fucked up pedo for doing it in the woods (I've never done it in an open public area like that)

Owch.