Nom nom nom, Mmmattelicious...

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I didn't get lucid last night... Damn! I was sure I was in for a treat. Oh well. Still had quite a few dreams and I have to say that my recall is improving, which is always nice. The dreams were random as usual.

01.00: Bedtime

07.00: Ruined cake
I'm wearing military clothing and I've just been at some kind of carnival. Me and my friend Eric is about to meet up at some place and I'm running through town. A truck stops infront of me and I spot my sister Madde and her friend in it. "Hey" I say and stop to have a chat. Their truck keeps spinning around and around and I have to talk when their window is where I am at. I lean against a pole and I get black paint on my hands. "Cool now they're camo aswell" I think. They stop the truck and I wonder where they are going. "Oh we're just going to a party in town" Madde says. I enter the truck by walking through a small fridge in the middle of some stairs.

I spot one more seat next to them at the front. "Oh, I guess we can't come since there are no more seats" I say. To my right I spot a door, it's the toilet. "Great! One of us can sit in here" I say and is just about to call Eric. To leave I have to walk through the fridge again, but there's a birthday cake in the way. I carefully lift off the shelf carrying the cake. I drop the thing outwards down onto the street. I swear my lungs out and scream until I get hoarse. I smash up a few plates while my sister is yelling at me to stop. I get out and take a look at the ruined cake. It's all over the sidewalk. My dad arrives and starts yelling at me. I realise I have to buy her a new one and so I start running.

I run through town looking for a place to buy a cake. At one street going up from the one I'm on, I can see several casino's and pubs with large neon signs. I continue on down the road. A guy standing next to it seems to know I need help. "Do you know where I can find a bakery or something?" I ask him. "Yeah sure, just take a left here, then another left right after that" he tells me. I thank him and run. I can hear him behind me. "Anyone else need any help? I always keep what I promise!" I take a left. I am at the entrance of a mall. I go down an escalator. I can't see any bakery infront of me and I wonder why he lied to me.

"Oh shit that's right, left again" I think and look behind me. There's a bakery just there, sweet. I walk up the the counter and ask the girl behind it for some help. "There's one cake with twelve pieces in it, and there's one with thirteen" she tells me. "The one with twelve is more like a large bun though" she points at some buns. I realise I have no idea what kind of cake to get. "Don't worry! Your sister already called us" the girl tells me. Phew! She starts wrapping up a kinda disgusting looking cake. It's yellow and all doughy. She puts striped dough all over the cake, and wraps it in yellow paper.

"Over the road, under the road and out the hole" she says while making the knot, like she's tying a tie. I look next to me and spot two identical girls. They're wearing different coloured panties and I look to my left to not get caught "staring". A third girl is standing there. They are all blonde and thin. "Cool triplets" I think for myself. The cake is finished and I start wondering what it will cost. "We usually give a pity-price if someone's dropped a cake" she tells me. I am okay with it aslong as it doesn't cost more than 70 €.

07.00: Water
I'm with my aunt on a dock. Her kids are there too and I can see my uncle out in the water on a surfboard with a sail. "Yeah, I know he's treating everyone different" she tells me about my grandpa. My brother Morgan is there and he wants to go on the surfboard with my uncle. "No you can't, you don't have a vest on" he tells Morgan. I spot a black one and asks him about it. "No that's not the right one". Morgan spots something in the water and he jumps in. I am just a second after him and manages to grab his hand before he's swept under the dock by the current. He looks just like he did when he was a few years old. Spluttering I get him up. "What are you doing? That's dangerous" I tell him. He tells me he spotted something he wanted.

9.45: Sliding in snow
I'm walking down a road with my brother Martin. We joke around in the snow and is about to do some cool gliding stunts. Bam Margera shows up and tells us to look. He runs down the street and jumps up on a plastic sled. He falls and slams his back on the road. It starts bleeding from a few scratches. He lies there writhing in pain for a while. I realise his back must have been hurt permanently after all those stunts he's done. I look at his spine and it does look kinda crooked.

9.45: Final fantasy
I'm watching someone play Final Fantasy. There are four guys including Cloud, the main character. Cloud gets beat down and I expect the game to end. Suddenly he gets resurrected by a team mate. I had no idea you could do that. The dream skips. I'm playing myself now, and I'm up on a scaffold, looting everything I see. I take a can of gasoline and other useful stuff. When I'm done, I open up an inventory and put all the heavy stuff on another character. "Oh so this is how you give the other characters things to resurrect you with" I say.

09.45: Fragment
*Morgan is on the Xbox and I tell him to get off. He doesn't listen to me. "Get off the Xbox now!" I tell him and take away the controller. I take him into the bathroom to get him ready for bed.

11.00: LAN
I'm sitting on a yard between a couple of buildings. We're having an outdoor LAN party with a few friends and other people too. A guy in his mid forties is sitting next to me and starts talking. "Why are you playing games when you can have interesting, grown up discussions?" I look at him. "Actually I love having discussions" I tell him. He starts talking about how the world is ruled. "They fool us all by doing these shame maneuvers" I agree with him. Disturbed is playing and I think it's amusing how people can accept that.

Suddenly I'm sitting at a long table in the middle of the yard. A woman in her early fifties are next to me and she's trying to flirt with me. I ignore her and eat what's on the table. Delicious chicken and bread. My friend Felix is sitting across the table. I can feel something rubbing up against my leg and the woman to my left is smiling at me, I believe she's drunk. I trace the leg with my foot and I realise it's Felix who's just fucking with me.

He laughs at me as I get up to go get something to drink. I feel drunk all of a sudden and I can't seem to walk properly. A boy is holding a plastic coke bottle and I tell him to give it to me. He refuses and I grab it from him. I squeeze the bottle into a plastic cup and spill some on the ground. I give the broken bottle back to the boy. Everyone's looking at me as I try to find my way back to my seat, bumping into every table on the way.

11.00: Fragment
*I'm running around in an office building. There's something about a nintendo 8-bit game. Like donkey kong.

12.30: Fishing
I'm with my friend Eric at the canal in my hometown. It's summer and we're fishing for pike. Instead of using a jig, we're using eggs. Not even hardboiled ones. I crack them all down into the water and watch them float around. Apparently you cast a hook into one of the yolks, and just wait. Eric does so from a bridge going across the canal. After a while the yolk starts moving and is slowly disappearing. Eric yanks the line and gets a pike on the hook. I can see it's black back from above. The fish gets away though. We do this for a while, I get a mini pike that I keep.

I suddenly remember that we have to make some plans for tomorrow, we're all going up north on a vacation. I call my friend G. He picks up. "Hey, have you bought those potatoes we need?" I ask. Apparently we had to make mashed potatoes to fuel the car with (?). "No I didn't... I thought you were going to do that" he tells me. "Nah, we could always just fuel the regular way then" I say and he agrees. I hang up. I continue watching Eric as my rod can't be used anymore. He gets a very big one on the hook and this time it's stuck for real!

Actually the pike isn't that big I realise as I see several branches in its mouth. With a quick motion he gets it up by the bank. I take my fish and head for land. I tell him to take a picture of me holding it with my cellphone. I hand him the phone and hold the fish up. He snaps a photo and I realise I've got fish goo all over my hands. I rub them on some grass without looking. I can feel something soft in the grass. I look down and see two dog turds. "Fuck! That's some luck I've got" I say and try to rub it off on some grass. I go down by the bank where his fish is lying behind a small branch sticking up, keeping it from falling into the water. I wash my hands for a long time with sand. The pike is just lying there, breathing.

12.30: Snow on the road
I'm with a rich guy and his red sports car. We've run out of fuel and is fueling it up. I accidentaly put some coke in there. "Don't worry! If it breaks, you'll just have to pay some" he tells me like I'm all rich and it doesn't matter. We get im the car and continue down the road. It seems to have been snowing alot, and there are plowing trucks all over the place. I don't know why we don't slow down. "Wtf! Which lane are we supposed to be in?" the guy asks me. The plow trucks seems to be on the left side so we choose the right.

After a while we have to start dodging trucks again and suddenly the road ends. There's a large wall of snow infront of us. I get out and try to see what's going on. A few construction workers get in their machines and I spot a small plowtruck with larvae tracks. I get on it and try to make it move. My boot gets stuck in the tracks and I have to struggle to get it loose. A few of my friends starts talking to people about how when we were doing the military training, a few guys got shot on a mission. "We all laughed at it when we came home, but I guess that was a bit too much" Eric tells a guy. I remember being sick on that particular day. An injury or something.

12.30: Wtf dude?
I'm in the showers at a swimming hall. Some guy keeps bugging me and I have no idea what he wants. "Are you shy or what?" he asks me when I walk away. "Leave me alone ffs!" I tell him and is about to take a piss. I can hear a coin fall to the floor as I enter the booth. I am sure he will pick up the coin and try to unlock the door. I put the seat up and pretend to start peeing, but I stand by the door, waiting. The door unlocks and opens. "Ahaa!" I yell to scare the guy. It's a janitor and he looks at me all confused. I get out and pick up the coin from the floor.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Was a cool night even though I didn't get lucid. Will try to get lucid tonight again, with intentions and perhaps some meditation.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I intended to become lucid the last day of the year, but sadly I didn't. I still had alot of dreams which will have to do.

03.00: Bedtime

6.31: Fragments
*I'm having sex with Monica. It feels great, but neither one of us gets to climax before the dream fades.

*Akono is talking on the DV chat. He lists me and a few other DG's and tells us something about "building it up"

*My family's got a tiger as a pet apparently. It's as big as their current dog which is a rotweiler. "Something will go wrong one day" I say and watch the tiger jump around and play like a normal cat.

10.45: Plane crash
I'm standing close to the centre of my hometown with a few people, including my brother Martin. We're not doing anything in particular when suddenly we can hear a plane. It sounds as if it's about to crash nearby, the sound is deafening. A second later we can hear the crash and me and Martin starts running up the street. Going downhill now we arrive at an intersection. A huge jet engine flies past us. "Hide!" I yell at him as I hide behind a few bushes. The military starts running past us and I can hear people yelling all over the place. The wind picks up and it's gotten dark all of a sudden. Martin tells me to follow him as he heads for some bushes.

We start crawling in this very claustrophobic tunnel. All around me is thorny bushes, underneath is fresh dirt. We crawl in the tunnel for a long time, always switching the tiny, weak flashlight and a camera of some kind. Martin tells me to stop screwing around and focus. I spot a single piece of grass in the bushes, glowing light blue. I eat it up and it gives me strength. After some time we are finally out of the tunnel. We're on a backyard driveway. Getting into a van we try to escape. The road is very narrow because a truck is parked right there. I can hear the bushes getting torn up on my side. Martin drives the car out of the lot and away. I look in the mirror and I notice we've ripped off a large branch off of a currant bush and dropped it infront of the house. I start worrying we'll get caught.

10.45: Fragment
*I'm with my uncle in a boat. There's another one following us as we just go around aimlessly. I throw a net in and an orange ball.

12.00: Weird...
I'm watching a movie with a few whales swimming around. They are visiting different places and jump over rocks and stuff. I recognise one place all of a sudden and I tell Monica it's our place. On land I can see several small mining shafts, and the rock around them has been cut and shaped into rectangles. Like pyramids or something. Suddenly I'm there. I walk around and inspect them all. I spot a few blocks of gold and I wonder why they don't build a goldmine there. "It wouldn't be profitable" I hear. I spot the remainings of an old cut down tree. Embedded in it is alot of gold. I touch the decaying tree stump. Two people appear on benches nearby.

They're writing some kind of test and I go up to them and look at it. It's the math B test. It looks very hard. I start walking down a corridor that appeared just like that. One of the girls starts walking with me, I recognise her as an old classmate I had when I was a kid. "Was the test hard?" I ask her, then immediatedly "Oh that's right, it depends on how you are as a person". We enter a classroom and I spot a coffee machine. The filter is fucked up so I correct it and grab a cup of coffee. I get a mouthful of ground coffee beans and I almost puke.

I gag on the coffee and spit it out in the paper bin. It takes me a while to clear my entire mouth. Suddenly I spot a guy sitting on a table, he looks frightened. I start reading on some kind of bucket. I don't remember what I read but the text was disturbing. "They will come for us" he tells me. A doctor enters the room. I fall down and try to crawl away from him on my back. He jumps up and puts his first foot on my knee, then his other on the other one. He does the same when I move back the first knee. "Okay, okay! I give up" I say. I realise I have no chance against a Kung-Fu master anyways. He wants to give me a shot and I pull up my sleeve.

Holding my other hand around my bicep, I pump blood into the arm. He positions the needle just below my hand on the vein. With a quick motion he pierces my skin. I think all is well, it barely hurt at all. He pulls the needle out again and tells me he has to redo it. This time he jabs it in the vein at an angle, and this time it hurt alot. I can tell the needle went too far and he pulls it out again. Again I am stabbed in the vein and I can see the sadistic look in his eyes. I am too scared to complain. With a pulling motion he rips the vein completely open. There is no blood. A last stab right down in my arm and I wake up.

12.00: Cutting in line
I'm in a queue with alot of other people. It takes forever for it to move, but after a while I am inside a room. Some guy with short hair starts pushing his way through the crowd, cutting in line. I let him go past and I can do nothing but shake my head. Three more people do the same, his friends obviously and I get pissed off. When we finally enter the room I turn to my friend Felix. "Isn't it ironic how someone as intelligent as me gets pushed around by a monkey?" he laughs at it all. We're all positioned at different rows with computers. I end up in the row furthest away from the door.

12.00: Mean relatives
I'm with my relatives in a room. All the grown ups are having a discussion about intelligence and maturity. They start slandering me and telling me I am a kid in a man's body. I get pissed off and is about to leave when I accidentaly break their staircase. I grab the piece that flew off and try to fix it. One of them starts talking to me and I have a long discussion with her about how I have matured since school. "You guys have this imagine of me, from like seven years back" I say.

14.00: Acrobats
I'm with my brother Martin once again and we're climbing on a large tree trunk scaffold thingy out in the water. At every intersection we do acrobatics. There are two more guys behind us, doing the exact same thing. After a while I hear a splash. I look behind me and the guy who fell in the water is already up climbing again. "Hurry up before the cops show up!" I yell at them. We get off the thing and jump in the water. I get up on the dock and can see something huge move around under the water. "Hey! There's something under you" I say and everyone gets up on the dock.

The creature moving around never reaches the surface though, and I decide to chase it. I grab a tree branch and jump down in the water. Holding the branch under me, I start jumping up and down. The momentum makes me splash around and gain speed. I am soon riding around on the surface with the branch under me. Fish starts jumping and I grab one. I get up on the dock again and inspect it. It looks very weird with an oval mouth, and only one crooked tooth in there. "It's a Bellyfish" a guy tells me. He squeezes it and roe starts coming out of its mouth. "See?" I start thinking. "That roe has probably already been fertilized, as it's autumn" They all agree.

14.00: Dressing room at work
I'm in the dressing room at work. A guy is standing next to the sink and I walk up to it to rinse my face with water. He grabs my head and starts talking about fingers and shit. He tries to put soap in my eye. I refuse to take his shit and grab his finger. Bending it I watch him squirm. "Okay okay! I give!" he tells me. He won't fuck with me anymore. Alot more people show up, girls and guys. No one is naked though. My boss comments on my weak figure. I flex a bit and show him I still got some muscles. Another guy comes up to me. "I can tell you've been at the gym this morning, working on your back are you?" he asks me smile. Asshole.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! I've recorded all my dreams so far this year, and this is what I came up with in the end:

Dreams: 639
Lucids: 44

Next year I aim for 1000 dreams and 70 lucids. I know I can do it as I took a few months break this year. I will try not to slack off next year though.

Happy New Year! Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I have been a real slacker this week. Especially yesterday, when I only RC'd like 10 times the entire day. I have no real goal to achieve in my lucids, which makes it hard to stay 100% focused. The goal I have at the moment is to keep the dream stable for as long as possible. It's not a very fun one, and I'm thinking of including some playing around with telekinesis. Which ofcourse means that I have no real set goal I am focused on. Anyways I will do it hardcore during the holidays. I will try WILD out a few times, also focus ALOT on MILD.

00.30: Bedtime

05.00: In the city
I'm flying high above a city. I can't really feel my body, but my point of view is from up above. I can see a few cars racing down below. Everything's in black and white, and the cars look very old. Like it's the 1950's. The lead car heads into an alley with the others just behind him. A bunch of cop cars appear at the end, and they have to turn back. It's like a movie, and the speed increases to around 8x. I think there was an oldschool comedy music in the background aswell. Suddenly I'm standing in a ring at work, talking to six other guys. "What do you want us to do about all this nickel?" A guy asks my boss. I remember that I want to know what kind of metal the buttons on my jacket are made out of.

05.00: WBTB 10 minutes

08.15: Taxi's
I'm standing outside of my appartment building at the intersection. Behind me are two couples, and a third, much younger one arrives. Two taxi's appear and park on the sidewalk next to me with extreme skill. My friend Eric, his girlfriend Carro and Monica is about to enter one of them. The younger couple starts yelling about how they want the taxi, and atleast have their own music played. The girl is latino and I figure it's no use arguing. They usually get what they want. I give everyone a goodbye hug.

08.15: Crystaline cavern
I'm with my three friends G, Felix and Eric. We're standing on a dock looking out over the water. It's dusk, and I spot an awesome rainbow in a long natural tunnel out in the water. "Hey look! Take a picture before it goes away!" I say and points at it. G's trying to take a picture with his cellphone, but he messes it up. "God damnit, the sun reflected onto the lens" he says, trying to take another one. I can see the rainbow slowly going down into the water as the sun sets. "Aaw..." we all say simultaneously.

"Hey look!" Felix exclaims. The tunnel walls and roof seems to be covered in crystals. We walk up to the entrance somehow. The entire place is indeed covered in purple crystals, and they look amazing. Felix walks to the side of the tunnel, and finds a path behind the wall. My point of view is suddenly changed from where I am, to a point further down the path Felix just started taking. The pathway is very narrow and dark. It's got an eerie feel to it and I don't like it at all.

A few meters in, a figure suddenly leaps out from the dark and grabs Felix. He gets thrown to the ground, and I realise we've disturbed something evil. Felix quickly gets on his feet and starts running. My point of view is changed back to my original self. I am now really fat. We jump in the water and go off in different directions in panic. I go down the tunnel on a log and when I reach the end, I am at some kind of house. The evil beings are still after me and I find two sawed off, oldschool shotguns which pick up.

Walking around the house, I start to see red and black bugs on the wall. I try to shoot one of them, but nothing happens. I've got two shots in each shotgun and the reload time is painfully slow. "They indicate when they are near" something tells me. I spot a ghostly looking woman. Her long darkbrown hair stands out as if she's being electrified, and her eyes are almost completely white. I try to shoot her but once again nothing happens.

I run away as fast as I can, trying to reload my weapons. I end up on a bed in a room, waiting for her to come in. A second later she glides in. I empty the shotguns in her face, and pick up a sniper which I also try to shoot her with. No effect at all, it's like I'm shooting blanks. I just give up. I know I will die here, and I close my eyes so I don't have to see anything. I start to feel uncomfortable but soon the dream fades.

08.15: In China
I'm standing on a square in China. It's a sunny day and I've got some kind of guide with me. He's trying to teach me how to make money. "Let's trick a parking meter" he tells me and walks up to one. It looks weird, and I listen while he explains how to do it. You had to push a button which says: "White man in danger" and then cancel. I'm confused and gets a bit anxious to get caught. I take the silver coins and walk away. Behind a fence I spot a brown pokémon. It's brown and looks like a stupid cartoonish dog. 120.000 € it says on a sign.

I walk along the harbor, and remember that the food is cheap in China. I look at the closest restaurant. The prices range from 2€ to 12€. "Hmm that's not too bad" I think and continue walking. Clothing shops appear to my left, and they're packed with clothes. The storeclerks look at me like hungry dogs looking at a piece of steak. I enter a shopping mall and there are famous and rich people all around with their kids. All kids are twins for some reason, and they're wearing identical clothes. I shake my head and spot my dad. I tell him I'm about to buy some vitamins.

"That's some crap, you don't need supplements" he tells me. I walk away and enter the gym department. There are all kinds of strange machines in there, but I know I can't try any of them out because of my wrists. I see a few guys working them. I leave the place, and bump into my dad again. He's building a toy racing track with two german chicks. "Hey! Help us out will you?" one of them asks. I help them as much as I can, but there's not much space to build on. We finish the track and it ends up being very narrow and no more than five meters long.

I race with a green car and I win right away. The next ten minutes I try to race again from the top to the bottom. A crowd of people have gathered around, but for some reason I can't seem to get the cars in place. Some decoration is in the way, the cars won't stick to the track and wires are in the way. Finally when I count down, after an accidental jumpstart. It won't work. Everyone gets disappointed.

08.15: Fragments
*I'm at my grandma and grandpa's old house. There are toilets all around me. I think I took a shower...

*I'm talking to Monica, and show her all my dreams I've had. Ten of them. She thinks it's impressive.

*I'm looking at a row of different kinds of Pokémons. I want to catch them all now that I've caught one super rare one. I see a yellow car among them. I guess it's like in "Age of Empires" where you can summon laser stuff. My mom is worried about me.

10.00: Garrys mod
I'm watching Monica walk around in our house in Garry's Mod. She removes a drawer which has been put there to cover up a hole, to prevent people from stealing our stuff. She can't get it back, and a guy appears. She tries to kill him with it, but can't. I tell her to move over, and try to kill him. Her mouse sucks so bad, and I can't really aim with any weapons. We start fighting outside and I try to kill him with a rocket launcher. The missiles don't seem to do much damage, and I'm soon gunned down. I respawn and I get to kill a guy using throwing stars. I am soon killed again.

I respawn at a yellowish graveyard high up in the sky. I check my bearings and jump down where I know our house is. I land on the ground and starts walking. "Oh damn... they will steal everything we've got" I think. "Even the safe. Why do we have a safe? It doesn't have any purpose in this game right?".

10.00: Fragments
*My boss tells me I have to be moved to another working site. I'm worried about my wrists. "Don't worry, all you need is gloves. You'll be directing traffic" he tells me.

*I'm reading Monica's book. It's about a young baker apprentice in the 17th century. The girl works hard to become the best, and is praised after her first shift. "Well, that was your first shift, now you'll be walking home, smelling worse than everyone else for a change" the head chef tells her.

*My dad has just bought a large box of computer stuff for 50$. I open it up and I spot a small Qpad. "Wow this is high quality stuff" I tell him. I pick up a new mouse. It's orange and black, with a really strange, slim, deformed shape. I try it out. It feels actually very comfortable.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Sucky I didn't get lucid, but I will definitely get atleast two a week now during my two week break from work. Is gonna ROCK! Lucidity here I come. Also kinda annoying I had so many fragments last night, I don't like fragments. I want full blown dreams like the crystal cave one. Awesome.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a very eventful night, with lots of dreams. I woke up at 06.00 with the intentions of doing a WBTB. I ended up falling asleep without taking the G+C pill, and woke up at 8.00 again. I figured it would be a waste to take the pill so I didn't. My dreams have been filled with holes lately. As soon as I wake up, I have to struggle to remember them, and when I do, they are filled with holes. I guess it's just a phase which will pass.

00.30: Bedtime

06.00: 5 minutes WBTB

08.00: Civilization
I'm flying out in space at an incredible speed. I'm not sure if I was lucid or how I started flying. Mars is closing in on me, but when I get close, it is replaced by Jupiter. A narrator voice starts talking. "Mars position in the solar system has been temporarily switched by Jupiter's" I fly towards the big planet. As I get closer I get a brilliant idea. "I'll use the planet's gravitation to go back to earth!" I crash into the planet near the edge (which is now only a disk the size of a room) and my momentum makes it spin around.

I'm stuck to it by the gravitation. And when I see earth infront of me I push away as hard as I can. I quickly reach earth once again and I can see huge landmasses below. South America has a very edgy look to it, and I realise it must be man made. The buildings lining the shore makes a very cool pattern from way up. Suddenly I'm talking to the Aztec chief and I'm showing him a map of what I've just seen. He is pleased. Everything is seen from above. Just like in the game Civilization.

There's just one more space left at a dock. I tell my brother Martin to start a settlement there. "USA will take this spot if you don't, and they control the whole damn world now!" The dream changes to a first person perspective.
I'm standing infront of a conveyer belt leading into a hatch. A guy is operating the hatch with a lever, and he's cutting up pieces of pink soap. A rabid wolf appears behind the hatch and is trying to get through.

The guy holding the lever gets very frightened and runs off. The wolf gets through with its head, biting the air. A strange dwarf jumps down from the ceiling and grabs the wolf's head. With a snap the wolf is dead. Everyone cheers and the dwarf is rewarded some prize for his heroic actions.

08.00: Chinese food
I'm sitting in a very oldschool car with Monica. It's raining heavily outside and we've just ordered Chinese food. We get out of the car and enter the restaurant. We get in the pretty long line of people. A guy infront of me turns around. "Hey Matteh! Great night last night, wasn't it?" he says and shakes my hand. I don't recognise him at all, but I play along, feeling uncomfortable. The guy next to him does the exact same thing, and I don't recognise him either.

I try to remember what kind of party I had attended, but fail. "A kickass one obviously if I can't even remember" I think. It's our turn to buy the food, and it's already waiting for us in those white, styrofoam boxes. I take a look at the menu and everything looks delicious. There's a dish with a red X on it, and I can see it involves some kind of Chinese gambling on a machine.

08.00: Back in class
I'm at my cousins place, holding five empty glass bottles. I enter their bathroom hall. It's got grey tiles everywhere and is pretty narrow. I spot several reinforcing bars sticking out of the wall. "Haha as usual" I think and open a few drawers. There's no room in any of them and I close them again. I walk out into another room and I totally forget about the bottles as the dream changes. I walk into a classroom filled with my old class.

"Hey Mathilda, can I have a few papers please?" She looks at me and whines a bit, but gives me a folder. I walk up to the teacher. It's my old history teacher. "Can I have four papers please?" I ask him. I intend to draw some. I head for my spot and there's a guy sitting there. "Hey can you move?" I ask him. "It's not your spot" he tells me. I can see my name on the bench in a black marker. It's a bit to the left, which is empty. I sit down and whine a bit to get some reactions from a douchebag.

08.00: Fragment
*I'm playing some kind of real life game, with Barney from "How I met your mother" The game is obviously to control him, and do whatever you want. I get alot of chicks to fall in love with me. Monica tells me she was together with him for a few months a few years ago.

09.30: Poisonous spider
I'm looking at a picture of an enormous red and black spider sitting in a web. The usual narrator voice starts talking. "This spider is as large as a large car" Suddenly I have the spider infront of me on the table. It's not that big, and it's got a ball of web in its mouth filled with eggs. I remove the ball and play with the spider for a while. I know this dream can be changed and I guess I was kinda semi-lucid. The spider grabs the ball again and I kill the spider.

I dissect the spider and remove the fangs, which are enormous. I am careful not to get stung by one of them and I put all the spider goo in the sink. One fang is missing and I spot it in the sink. I grab it and I can feel it sinking into my flesh. It's just stinging slightly, but I realise that this is not good at all. I try to "Load" the dream (as I did in the dinosaur dream, just like you can do in a game) and I imagine the spider being whole and safe on the table again.

It's not there. I can hear Monica in the shower, singing. "Oh shit, this isn't good at all" I think and take a look at my hand. It's getting red. I rush to the computer to try to get some advice on the internet on what to do. I guess I was going to ask in the DV chat haha.



09.30: Another restaurant
I'm with some co-workers and we're on a bus or something similar. We're all pretty drunk and I remember Linus being there. Suddenly I'm in the restroom at a restaurant. I can hear two people trying to have sex in the booth next to me. "Having sex with your own mother would be really sick" I think for some reason (wtf?) and starts taking a piss. As usual I soak the entire place in piss. I try to remove most of it, and I remove my clothes to dry them. I can hear my friends Eric and Felix talking on the other side of the wall.

I walk out of the restroom and enter the dining hall. "Hey guys! What's up?" I ask them. They look at me with shocked expressions. "Dude, put on some clothes, we're in a restaurant!" Eric tells me. I look down and I'm only wearing underwear. I walk back towards the restroom to fetch my clothes. A table full of girls starts giggling and whistle as I walk past them. I put on my clothes and go back. My pants feel very weird, and they're definitely not the same as when I bought them. They don't even look the same. My mom tells me something.

10.30: Taking a shower
I'm standing in my mom's house. Waiting for the person in the shower to finish. There's a mirror above the door and I look at it. My little brother Morgan grins back at me. He gets out of the shower so Monica and I can enter it. It's an entire room made for showering. There's one shower each and it feels really good. Monica tells me there's something wrong with her shower. I walk over to her and try the different switches. All the nice modes of it comes with cold water instead of warm. She squeals when I turn it on. "Oh well, that sucks" I say.

10.30: Fragment
*I look something up on google. I spot my old dreamblog as the top result. The entry is just the same as the whole phrase I put in.

11.00: Jungle creatures
I'm looking at a few amazing pictures of a black panther. It appears the shot has been taken just a second before the panther would close its mouth on the camera. I wonder how they can take these kind of pictures and survive. It's like a movie starts playing infront of my eyes, and the narrator voice starts talking. "The jungle boys are brave. They agitate the panther into attacking, then retreats into the trees as they take pictures" I can see a boy jumping away from a panther just like that.

"The frogs of this jungle are very effective. The tadpoles are amazing hunters" I see several black, very large tadpoles swimming around in a muddy lake. Trapping a few fish in the shallows. "Because they can walk on land, they are excellent hunters" the narrator voice says. One tadpole tries catching a fish, but it gets away. I grab it and inspect it. It has a slimy, black body and it's as big as a frog already.

11.00: Fragments
*I'm with my mom and their dog Igor. There's another dog there, a german shepherd called Edd. Igor is on his stomach, and I scratch him. There's some kind of open pouch on it, and it feels very soft. "Igor has been eating snakes, so we're waiting for them to come out" my mom tells me.

*I'm sitting at a table with my family. My sister Madeleine asks me if she can borrow my saw. We've each received one as a gift for christmas or something. "You can buy a new one, it's only 1 kr" she tells me.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Alot of dreams... I realise I don't have as many holes as I think I have. When I'm typing most of it comes back to me, but I'm still 100% sure I was lucid in either the Civilization dream, or the Poisonous spider dream. As I can't remember fully, I cba to write it. I'm also not going to include semi-lucid anymore. G+C next weekend!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Haven't posted any dreams for like a week. It's because I haven't had any. But that changed this morning! Got my "Lucid Dreamer" pills during the week, and I decided to try one out during a WBTB this morning. It was amazing! I had a total of 13 dreams (including 4 fragments). Here's what I dreamt:

11.30: Bedtime

5.15: 40 minutes WBTB, 4 mg Galantamine + 200 mg Choline

6.30: Shelf in the middle of the road
I'm looking up at this huge computer table, shelf thingy. It's standing in the middle of the road, next to a huge crane. I can tell it's broken and I decide to climb it and fix it. It takes a very long time to fix it and I almost fall a couple of times. When I'm done, a large truck appears. It slams into the sidewalk and it stops. The guys on the truck inspects the concrete cargo for a few seconds, then drive off again.

6.30: Work
Björn is playing with the sand. He lets this basket filled with it, pour it on him. He laugh as he's being half buried. I run up to it when he's done and hold on to the bag attached to it. Ofcourse the bag breaks. Peter is there aswell. "There is no more work to be done anywhere!" he exclaims.

6.30: Eric's got a shabby house
I'm at my friend Eric's house. It looks kinda weird, with two new really shabby sofas. There's dirt and shit in them, and I see two people I don't recognise. My shoes are gone and I search the house for them. I find one of them, but the other one is totally gone. G's cat "Smulan" walks up to me and I scratch her some. After a while of searching I finally find the last shoe, and the shoelace has been stolen by some other cats. I take it back and leave.

6.30: The FA MILD
I'm sitting at a table at work, and my boss is next to me. He's impersonating some kind of chipmunk or something and is making this weird sucking sound while sticking his teeth out. "Damn his front teeth are crooked" I think and give him a big fake smile. I repeat what he just did and for some reason, I start to question my surroundings. "Then... This must be a dream!" I say. Everything starts to fade right away. "No no no! Gotta focus" I tell myself and can only see the silhouette of him. I hold this image for a few seconds before everything goes grey/black.

I can't make out anything but grey and black patterns. I start to feel my arms and hands, and they're twisting. Like I'm having muscle spasms. It feels very uncomfortable but I recognise the feeling. I know I've felt this before, and I also know it's just a trick by my mind. I lie completely still and try to get back into the dream. I give up and decide to wake up. "Why do you have to sleep on my spot next to the wall?" Monica asks me. I can tell I've rolled over in my sleep. "Sorry babe" I say and we get up and go towards the bathroom. We talk some while Monica's taking a piss. I wake up for real.

7.40: Doppelganger
I'm walking through the newly built mall in my home town. Monica is with me and we spot a nice looking restaurant and enter. It's some kind of pizza place, only alot more expensive. Suddenly I get a phonecall from someone. It's someone who sounds just like me, and claims to be me. I also get this large envelope from somewhere. I open it and find a large map of town. I can see the roads have been painted either red, orange or grey. Apparently this is where I've been driving too fast with my dad's car. I look at it for a while and I get really angry. "Wtf is this shit? I haven't even driven that car in months" Suddenly someone's banging the glass. I look up and see myself holding a phone. "Is that you?" I ask. He tells me it is. I walk up to the glass and hold the map so he can see it. "See this? What is this?" Some other people are with the other me. And all of them has a strange feeling about them.

7.40: Fragment
*My brother Morgan has been sleeping in my bed instead of Monica. I think we just had a LAN or something...

9.30: Party Movie
I'm watching a movie my brother has compiled. It's different kinds of clips from all the parties he and his friends have had. There is some really crazy shit on there. One of his friends are dry humping everyone and there is a long haired guy I recognise. "Hey, what happened to that guy?" I ask. Martin tells me something I can't remember. We continue watching the movie. I spot the long haired guy again, and once again I recognise him. I ask Martin who he is once more, but again I don't get a decent answer.

9.30: Babysitting a haunted girl
I'm on a bus in the middle of nowhere, going to this local pub. The text-light is broken and I have no idea where I am since it's so dark outside. I spot a guy playing a Monopoly game on his laptop. It's about skyscrapers instead of normal buildings. I get off the bus, and the dream changes. I'm now standing outside of this old school house in the middle of the country. Apparently I'm this kind of babysitter for a small girl who's around ten years old. The whole dream is really fucked up, and I'm kind of watching a movie again. A ghost is throwing shit around her room and scares the crap out of the little girl. I see some kind of black, child like shadow position itself over the girl, and morphs itself with her.

9.30: Boat trouble
I'm on a boat with Monica and my brother Martin. We're fishing and Monica catches a nice fish. It's very sunny and hot out, and we're just having a good time. My dad has left the boat recently to get some stuff in town. Martin gets a call from him and he tells us we have to wait there for a few weeks. "Hell no. I ain't waiting for a few weeks" I say and we all decide to get out of there on our own. Two other boats go past us and the people on them wave. We go through the narrow gap they came from, and Martin must be drunk or something. He sucks at steering and even though you have to be on the left side of small white sticks sticking up from the water. He just runs over them. "Watch it! They tell us where it's too shallow!" I yell at him. Suddenly we run over some rocks. A large scratch is made in the boat, and some water is coming in. Luckily not enough for it to sink. We continue on down the canal and suddenly it stops. We slide up on land a few meters. I bring out a map and notice that we've been going the wrong way. There's nothing but desert this way.

11.00: Foursome
I'm with two other girls and we're about to have a foursome with a fourth person in the next room. I feel like I need to take a piss and I tell them to wait for me while walking into the bathroom. The toilet is totally clogged up, and there's a towel in there. I decide to take a piss outside instead. "Don't worry, the house is just twenty years old, who cares right?" they say from inside the house. It's raining hard outside and I stand just outside of the door. I pee against the wall and put my leg up so my penis remains hidden from people at the other house. Luckily there is no one there. Unluckily, I don't get laid...

11.00: Fragments
*A black guy is going to have sex with a girl. His penis is like 70 cm tall. She sits down on it and goes to town!

*I'm watching a "Guardian" getting killed by a "Fade" (Wheel of Times character). He's being hold by his throat and I'm wondering why he just don't stab it in the eye sockets.

*Monica buys more roses for herself.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Food before bed: 2 x Omega-3
WBTB food: 1 x Lucid Dreamer (4 mg Galantamine + 200 mg Choline)

That's it! Was a very cool night, with alot of dreams. Broke my previous record of 9 dreams, with 4 more! I even had 3-4 dreams which I didn't recall. I got a memory of telling myself I had 3 more short lucids, but I didn't write them down, so I forgot them when I had a few more dreams... Galantamine + Choline seems to be enhancing dream recall ALOT. And I will try it a few more times before saying anything about the lucidity they give.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!