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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I didn't get lucid last night... Damn! I was sure I was in for a treat. Oh well. Still had quite a few dreams and I have to say that my recall is improving, which is always nice. The dreams were random as usual.

01.00: Bedtime

07.00: Ruined cake
I'm wearing military clothing and I've just been at some kind of carnival. Me and my friend Eric is about to meet up at some place and I'm running through town. A truck stops infront of me and I spot my sister Madde and her friend in it. "Hey" I say and stop to have a chat. Their truck keeps spinning around and around and I have to talk when their window is where I am at. I lean against a pole and I get black paint on my hands. "Cool now they're camo aswell" I think. They stop the truck and I wonder where they are going. "Oh we're just going to a party in town" Madde says. I enter the truck by walking through a small fridge in the middle of some stairs.

I spot one more seat next to them at the front. "Oh, I guess we can't come since there are no more seats" I say. To my right I spot a door, it's the toilet. "Great! One of us can sit in here" I say and is just about to call Eric. To leave I have to walk through the fridge again, but there's a birthday cake in the way. I carefully lift off the shelf carrying the cake. I drop the thing outwards down onto the street. I swear my lungs out and scream until I get hoarse. I smash up a few plates while my sister is yelling at me to stop. I get out and take a look at the ruined cake. It's all over the sidewalk. My dad arrives and starts yelling at me. I realise I have to buy her a new one and so I start running.

I run through town looking for a place to buy a cake. At one street going up from the one I'm on, I can see several casino's and pubs with large neon signs. I continue on down the road. A guy standing next to it seems to know I need help. "Do you know where I can find a bakery or something?" I ask him. "Yeah sure, just take a left here, then another left right after that" he tells me. I thank him and run. I can hear him behind me. "Anyone else need any help? I always keep what I promise!" I take a left. I am at the entrance of a mall. I go down an escalator. I can't see any bakery infront of me and I wonder why he lied to me.

"Oh shit that's right, left again" I think and look behind me. There's a bakery just there, sweet. I walk up the the counter and ask the girl behind it for some help. "There's one cake with twelve pieces in it, and there's one with thirteen" she tells me. "The one with twelve is more like a large bun though" she points at some buns. I realise I have no idea what kind of cake to get. "Don't worry! Your sister already called us" the girl tells me. Phew! She starts wrapping up a kinda disgusting looking cake. It's yellow and all doughy. She puts striped dough all over the cake, and wraps it in yellow paper.

"Over the road, under the road and out the hole" she says while making the knot, like she's tying a tie. I look next to me and spot two identical girls. They're wearing different coloured panties and I look to my left to not get caught "staring". A third girl is standing there. They are all blonde and thin. "Cool triplets" I think for myself. The cake is finished and I start wondering what it will cost. "We usually give a pity-price if someone's dropped a cake" she tells me. I am okay with it aslong as it doesn't cost more than 70 €.

07.00: Water
I'm with my aunt on a dock. Her kids are there too and I can see my uncle out in the water on a surfboard with a sail. "Yeah, I know he's treating everyone different" she tells me about my grandpa. My brother Morgan is there and he wants to go on the surfboard with my uncle. "No you can't, you don't have a vest on" he tells Morgan. I spot a black one and asks him about it. "No that's not the right one". Morgan spots something in the water and he jumps in. I am just a second after him and manages to grab his hand before he's swept under the dock by the current. He looks just like he did when he was a few years old. Spluttering I get him up. "What are you doing? That's dangerous" I tell him. He tells me he spotted something he wanted.

9.45: Sliding in snow
I'm walking down a road with my brother Martin. We joke around in the snow and is about to do some cool gliding stunts. Bam Margera shows up and tells us to look. He runs down the street and jumps up on a plastic sled. He falls and slams his back on the road. It starts bleeding from a few scratches. He lies there writhing in pain for a while. I realise his back must have been hurt permanently after all those stunts he's done. I look at his spine and it does look kinda crooked.

9.45: Final fantasy
I'm watching someone play Final Fantasy. There are four guys including Cloud, the main character. Cloud gets beat down and I expect the game to end. Suddenly he gets resurrected by a team mate. I had no idea you could do that. The dream skips. I'm playing myself now, and I'm up on a scaffold, looting everything I see. I take a can of gasoline and other useful stuff. When I'm done, I open up an inventory and put all the heavy stuff on another character. "Oh so this is how you give the other characters things to resurrect you with" I say.

09.45: Fragment
*Morgan is on the Xbox and I tell him to get off. He doesn't listen to me. "Get off the Xbox now!" I tell him and take away the controller. I take him into the bathroom to get him ready for bed.

11.00: LAN
I'm sitting on a yard between a couple of buildings. We're having an outdoor LAN party with a few friends and other people too. A guy in his mid forties is sitting next to me and starts talking. "Why are you playing games when you can have interesting, grown up discussions?" I look at him. "Actually I love having discussions" I tell him. He starts talking about how the world is ruled. "They fool us all by doing these shame maneuvers" I agree with him. Disturbed is playing and I think it's amusing how people can accept that.

Suddenly I'm sitting at a long table in the middle of the yard. A woman in her early fifties are next to me and she's trying to flirt with me. I ignore her and eat what's on the table. Delicious chicken and bread. My friend Felix is sitting across the table. I can feel something rubbing up against my leg and the woman to my left is smiling at me, I believe she's drunk. I trace the leg with my foot and I realise it's Felix who's just fucking with me.

He laughs at me as I get up to go get something to drink. I feel drunk all of a sudden and I can't seem to walk properly. A boy is holding a plastic coke bottle and I tell him to give it to me. He refuses and I grab it from him. I squeeze the bottle into a plastic cup and spill some on the ground. I give the broken bottle back to the boy. Everyone's looking at me as I try to find my way back to my seat, bumping into every table on the way.

11.00: Fragment
*I'm running around in an office building. There's something about a nintendo 8-bit game. Like donkey kong.

12.30: Fishing
I'm with my friend Eric at the canal in my hometown. It's summer and we're fishing for pike. Instead of using a jig, we're using eggs. Not even hardboiled ones. I crack them all down into the water and watch them float around. Apparently you cast a hook into one of the yolks, and just wait. Eric does so from a bridge going across the canal. After a while the yolk starts moving and is slowly disappearing. Eric yanks the line and gets a pike on the hook. I can see it's black back from above. The fish gets away though. We do this for a while, I get a mini pike that I keep.

I suddenly remember that we have to make some plans for tomorrow, we're all going up north on a vacation. I call my friend G. He picks up. "Hey, have you bought those potatoes we need?" I ask. Apparently we had to make mashed potatoes to fuel the car with (?). "No I didn't... I thought you were going to do that" he tells me. "Nah, we could always just fuel the regular way then" I say and he agrees. I hang up. I continue watching Eric as my rod can't be used anymore. He gets a very big one on the hook and this time it's stuck for real!

Actually the pike isn't that big I realise as I see several branches in its mouth. With a quick motion he gets it up by the bank. I take my fish and head for land. I tell him to take a picture of me holding it with my cellphone. I hand him the phone and hold the fish up. He snaps a photo and I realise I've got fish goo all over my hands. I rub them on some grass without looking. I can feel something soft in the grass. I look down and see two dog turds. "Fuck! That's some luck I've got" I say and try to rub it off on some grass. I go down by the bank where his fish is lying behind a small branch sticking up, keeping it from falling into the water. I wash my hands for a long time with sand. The pike is just lying there, breathing.

12.30: Snow on the road
I'm with a rich guy and his red sports car. We've run out of fuel and is fueling it up. I accidentaly put some coke in there. "Don't worry! If it breaks, you'll just have to pay some" he tells me like I'm all rich and it doesn't matter. We get im the car and continue down the road. It seems to have been snowing alot, and there are plowing trucks all over the place. I don't know why we don't slow down. "Wtf! Which lane are we supposed to be in?" the guy asks me. The plow trucks seems to be on the left side so we choose the right.

After a while we have to start dodging trucks again and suddenly the road ends. There's a large wall of snow infront of us. I get out and try to see what's going on. A few construction workers get in their machines and I spot a small plowtruck with larvae tracks. I get on it and try to make it move. My boot gets stuck in the tracks and I have to struggle to get it loose. A few of my friends starts talking to people about how when we were doing the military training, a few guys got shot on a mission. "We all laughed at it when we came home, but I guess that was a bit too much" Eric tells a guy. I remember being sick on that particular day. An injury or something.

12.30: Wtf dude?
I'm in the showers at a swimming hall. Some guy keeps bugging me and I have no idea what he wants. "Are you shy or what?" he asks me when I walk away. "Leave me alone ffs!" I tell him and is about to take a piss. I can hear a coin fall to the floor as I enter the booth. I am sure he will pick up the coin and try to unlock the door. I put the seat up and pretend to start peeing, but I stand by the door, waiting. The door unlocks and opens. "Ahaa!" I yell to scare the guy. It's a janitor and he looks at me all confused. I get out and pick up the coin from the floor.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Was a cool night even though I didn't get lucid. Will try to get lucid tonight again, with intentions and perhaps some meditation.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!