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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Took some new supplements for the first time last night and this morning. Worked like a charm, perhaps a bit too good. Mental overload. Anyways I got my lucid, I haven't had any tasks in particular in mind lately but I still had a good time. My second LD in which I had sex and didn't wake up.

23.45: Sleep

06.30: Are you 18? MILD
I'm watching a girl of twelve or so bike around on a busy street. She crosses the road and is amazingly not hit by any cars. A man with some kind of flying robot by his side is chasing her. I follow the girl into a hotel. I go into first person perspective and I'm the one who's being chased. I run towards the elevators and enter one of them. A man with a baby cart goes in after me and prevents the doors from closing. I push all the buttons and hope for the door to close. The man who's chasing me appears and tries to grab me over the cart but fails. He walks out of sight and I figure he's going up the stairs.

The doors close and I press the "3" button. Aswell as all the rest to confuse the man if he checks. I get out and look around. 'Gotta find a place to hide!' I only see apartment doors and realise I have no time to waste. I enter an apartment as quietly as possible and close the door. There are two closed doors infront of me, one to my right and one infront of me. I enter the one to my right and take a peek. I see two adults sleeping in a bed. "Who's there?" a woman asks. I close the door and run out of the apartment as fast as I can.

'Perhaps the next floor will be empty.' I run up the stairs and enter the first door to my left. It has the exact same layout. Once again I enter the room to my right and once again it's a bedroom. A little girl is sleeping on the bed. I figure she won't notice me if I get under the bed and lie there until the man chasing me cools off.

The dream skips. I wake up in a bed. 'Where the hell am I?' I can hear someone moving next to me. 'Oh fuck, I fell asleep next to the girl!' I start whispering to the girl, explaining what's going on.

"Also, I think I'm dreaming." I say. "I've been going in and out of lucidity all morning." "What's lucidity?" she asks me. "It's when you are lucid in a dream, you know you're dreaming." She giggles and moves closer to me. She doesn't look like a small girl, more like a teenager. "In that case" she says and gets ontop of me. "Wow, wait a second, how old are you?" I ask her shocked. "Old enough" she says with a smile. "Are you eighteen?" She shakes her head. "Are you eighteen?" I ask again. Once again a headshake.

'Hold on, that's Monica!' "Are you eighteen?" She nods and I'm good to go. I enter her and come in just a few seconds. I focus on things around me to keep me in the dream and it works. I've left a mess though and I grab some paper to clean myself up. "Are you coming with me downstairs?" I ask her. "Nah" she says. I finish cleaning myself up, but realise I didn't have to. I exit the apartment butt naked, whistling. I head down the stairs, feeling the smooth, wooden, curved handles going on both sides. "I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!" I sing loudly.

I count my fingers loudly. "One, two, three, four, five, all there!" I reach the lobby which is empty. I feel like breaking some stuff. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" I yell as loud as I can, focusing on breaking some windows. After a few seconds they all shatter. 'Cool!' I walk to the right into the dining hall. There's a big bar in there and I spot two waiters. A large bottle of coke is on the bar and I try to break it with my mind. It starts bubbling like crazy but I can't break it.

The barman appears. 'Perhaps I should kill him... No, that would suck.' He tells me something which I don't quite get. 'Uh oh, dream starts to fade.' I turn around and see a whole table full of breakfast. I grab some bread and shove it in my mouth. Next up is some hard cheese and after that some egg shells. I chew franticly as I regain some clarity to the dream. I grab a bun aswell and eat it all up. The dream remains stable a few seconds until it starts to fade again.

06.30: WBTB 15 minutes

09.30: Dreams and frags
*A girl seems to like me and follows me around. The dream skips and I'm at my old house where I grew up. I walk to the back and see atleast ten reindeer in the woods. They come up to me and my mom and starts licking my face. "Check if they have any diseases" I tell my mom who does so. A bunch of people show up and we all sit down in a circle. A kid with ADHD interrupts us and we yell at him. My youngest brother, Morgan, is sitting next to me. I can see he's got tattoo's all over his body.

*I'm cooking food for our group in two pans. There's onions, carrots and some red paste. "We need to buy more onions and stuff" I tell my brother. I leave the pans for a second to check the freezer. It's filled with blueberry pies. A vampire has a crush on me. "That damn vampire woman, I might have to fuck her to get rid of her" I tell my brother. I get back to the cooking and there's barely anything left. I mix them two and pour some taco spice mix into it all.

*My aunt Helen is getting married and she has trouble deciding what her last name should be. I give her some advice about mixing her current one with her husband's. She wants to use her dead brother's name. "Dead brother? He isn't dead?" I ask her confused. She tells me a story about how my uncle Tony died, when they were younger. Apparently he fell into the lake and hit his head on a rock.

*I'm with Martin and my cousin Linus. We're at some exhibition, there are dinosaur skeletons on shelves and I check them out. I know they're fake, but my brother thinks I think they are the real deal. He decides to mess with me and makes the shelf sway.

*I'm with a group of people and we're playing some kind of game. The goal is to go through a house that's like a maze. In one room with a bookshelf in it, I get separated from the rest as I head into the next one. It's got an oven in it and I realise you have to crawl through the oven to get to the next room. It's hot though. I try to cool it down with a sponge and cold water but it's not getting much colder. My cousin Therese shows up. "We have to restart" she tells me. "Damnit, okay then" I say. To restart it all, you have to die. I hold up a paper version of me. She cuts it with a big knife. I open my mouth and let her insert the knife there. I can feel it going in at the back of my throat but it doesn't hurt. It's extremely uncomfortable though. She shoves it in hard and it feels weird when it hits the bone. I slowly black out.

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 100 mg 5-HTP. WBTB: 1 x Lucid Dreamer, 100 mg L-Theanine.

That's it! The L-Theanine didn't really work. I still had trouble going back to sleep. Oh well, the rest did what it should.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Not at home and had to sleep on a sofa. Slept very lightly, but that works just like setting an alarm every hour. I had a few dreams, but they were all weird. Did get lucid twice, although they were short.

02.30: Sleep

11.30: Fragments
*I'm in a chinese restaurant and I'm waiting for my order. I take a bike and run around the restaurant on it while waiting for my shrimp to arrive. I get back to my table and they bring out a big plate full of white sauce and shrimps. I get lucid. The two waitors are waiting for me to try it out, but it's smoking hot. I take a spoon full and blow on it for a while before tasting. It tastes a bit buttery, like crab. It's delicious! I take another bite.

*I'm walking past alot of hotel doors. We're higher up and below are fields of grass. I remember the task of wreaking havoc slightly and I start doing "Aaaah!" sounds, sticking my tongue out to the girl next to me. She mimics me. I get up on the low wall and jump down to the grass.

*I'm in a big bed. Two girls wants me to get up. "You'll have to give me a blowjob first" I tell them, and to my surprise, they say yes before I've finished talking. It never happens though, as I find Monica next to me all of a sudden. I feel really bad for asking for a blowjob. She doesn't seem to have heard it all, and starts talking about having been in the next room, listening in on the girls talking trash about her.

11.30: Murderer trying to get to us
I'm in a kitchen with a girl and guy. We've locked ourselves in, to protect us from the evil ghost, murder, whatever. I walk to the door and watch as it magically unlocks and is flung open. The guy starts walking out of the room. "They're on the left, they can't be anywhere else!" I say, but the guy doesn't seem to care about my advice. All of a sudden he gets pulled out. I close the door and lock it. I try to hold it locked but the person on the other side is too strong.

I let go of the door and run back to the sink. A white man walks in and starts walking towards me. I grab the knives hanging on the wall and start throwing them at him. I notice that they don't hit him as they should when I throw them holding the handle. I grab the blades themselves and chuck as many as I can. One sinks deep into his leg. "Ouch!" he yells and starts throwing knives back at me.

I make sure I keep one big kitchen knife left. After a flurry of knives, both are bleeding, but nothing fatal. I grab the big knife and jump him, sinking the knife into his rifht side. He gasps for air and tries to get me off of him. I realise the heart is on the other side and pull the knife out. It has increased like three times in size and is about two feet tall. I shove it downwards just below his collar bone and watch as blood start seeping out.

The man collapses on the floor. My side stings alot. "Is the wound bad?" I ask the people in the room (who has just magically appeared) and they all gasp.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: None

Tasks completed
NORMAL BASIC ACTIVE BASIC PASSIVE ADVANCED PERSONAL

Interact with the enviroment

That's it! Two lucids is alright with me, but I really wish they were longer. Gotta remember to stabilize to prolong them every single time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Alright, few nights ago I had a nightmare about a huge black monster. Looked almost the same as the drawing they did in "Insidious." Anyways Monica's going to fix a bachelor party for her friend and she told me about manly strippers last night. Ofcourse I have a dream about one...

00.30: Sleep

11.00: Fragments
*I'm holding tryouts at my friend G's parents house. It's like they have to armwrestle me and I have no idea why. Anyways one guy wins, his Swedish sucks. We're going to have a competition of some sorts.

*I'm playing poker and people are letting me win. I win big.

11.00: Chased
I'm with my brother Martin and Monica I think. There's a huge guy next to us, and all of a sudden he rips all of his clothes off and starts dancing. A stripper! He has a huge dick and swings it around, it smacks onto my leg. "What the fuck dude" I say and jump back. He starts dancing towards me. I run.

I'm a pretty fast runner, but he's always a couple of feet behind me. I run up stairs and open doors and try to hide, but somehow the stripper isn't fooled. We arrive at where we started out at and I give up. Luckily he had the same thought and tells me I'm too fast for him. I start taking a shower and my brother too. When I dry off I look in the mirror and see that I have long hair, almost down to my shoulders.

"Dude, you need to cut your hair, that is not cool" my brother tells me. I have never had long and straight hair before, so I play around with it. "What, it looks cool" I say and make it into something fit in a manga. Actually I look kinda like a girl in this hair I realise. I figure that what's my brother meant. I look closer and see that a few black heads and pimples have been photoshopped. My brother laughs at me and I laugh with him.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Man that was a weird ass dream...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Intended to get lucid this morning with a short WBTB. Didn't even get up and I fell back asleep. Next time I woke up it was way too late to bother. Had a few cool dreams which makes up for it.

23.30: Sleep

10.00: Damn bees
I'm with my friend G in a forest. I have no idea what we're going to do, but apparently collecting honey from bees is something we need to do. I guess it's survival time. We spot a big nest on a fallen log and get to work. I watch as G tries to dig the honey out and he's covered in bees. They don't seem to hurt him really, but soon I can't take it. My arm hurts and I run away. I look down at my arm and it's completely covered in ants. They're huge and glistening black. I spot a single bee on my finger stinging me. I flick the bee away and try to find another way around the nest.

I start climbing a cliff next to a lake. It's got spots of ice on it and the ice is brown and yellow. A narrator voice starts talking. "It's over a hundred years old, and hard as rock". I carefully position my feet to not slip, but I soon realise it's impossible to pass here. I head back and start walking back towards G. I spot him up ahead, lying down. Oh shit he's unconscious. I jump over the fallen log and shake G awake. "We gotta go!" I tell him and pick him up and drag him away. Soon he's walking on his own. We arrive at a camp with a small fire going. "We need to put him down by the fire" I tell everyone and we start stacking tiny pieces of wood to make a bed or something. What were you supposed to do when someone got stung by a bee? Oh well. "We will not choose this island next time" G tells me.

10.00: Fighting dad with heavy weapons
I'm on a big stage at a consert. There are people everywhere and I know one of the guys playing in the band. He tells me to follow him and I do. We exit the stage through the covers and when I reach the end of the backstage, I see tons of people in a line. It's probably ten people wide, and I can see a line going through it where no one is standing. I spot the guy I was with at the end of the broad line and I jump down and follow him. Halfway through the crowd, someone starts yelling. "It's him!". Everyone goes crazy and starts running towards the star. He runs towards a large field and I get semi-lucid, imagining myself running in huge leaps. I quickly reach the front of the crowd and we run towards a grove of tree's.

I need to hide the key I'm holding. I climb up some rocks and jump through some bushes. I hide the key cleverly and look around. There are long and thin trees all around me, like bamboo. I climb one of them and scout. The dream gets kinda fuzzy from here. I see small miniature monkeys climbing the trees from outside and I bend the trees to smack down on them, killing them. A war breaks out and I fight several people at once, at last the key is stolen and a girl asks me something. I light a lighter and hold it up to the board I hung it on, inspecting it.

I feel like I have to find the key again. I start running towards the middle of the grove and all of a sudden my dad shows up. Oh shit, he's got two of the arms that we were supposed to hide (apparently the key was a robotic arm with huge weapons on it). My dad picks up one of the arms and mounts it on his regular arm. I run upstairs (now at my parents house) and enter my brother's room. There's a guy in terminator armor there and I blast away with my lasercannon. Not much happens until I supercharge it and shove it up under his chin. I fire away and he collapses. My dad enters the room. "You think that will do anything against me?" he asks and starts walking towards me slowly.

I blast his face with my flamethrower and my lasercannon. I aim at his right eye, but he seems to be unaffected. Soon I'm cornered but I dodge under his arms and run down the stairs. I pick up the other arm and it's also got a flamethrower on. My dad shows up and I hold out both my arms, blasting his face with fire and laser. I back away slowly as he's coming at me. I can tell it's working now, his face starts getting sun tanned and some of his skin is coming off, like you get when you've been in the sun for too long. A neighbour shows up and asks my dad something. We stop fighting and he tells him that I was a great boxer back in the days. A blonde girl shows up and picks up my dad's weapons. I start blasting her face with fire and her hair is making it more effective. She gets tanned quickly.

10.00: Amsterdam
I'm on a bus with a few friends and Monica. We're in Amsterdam and I recognise the street as one of the fancier ones. I remember staying at a hotel nearby, and I can see alot of neon signs of casino's and big hotels. We get off at the next stop. We're going to a club and go through a park. I feel safe as I know it's a nice part of town. I hear a plane and look up. It's a steam roller/crane flying on mini wings which are flapping away. "It can do that because it's balanced out" my coworker Snusknicke tells me. It seems logical. I watch it for a while, flying away. Soon we arrive at a club entrance. "New Club" I read on the sign out front, we all enter.

I spot a poster with something like, "We see, you see" on. I figure it's telling us to behave because they're watching us. We arrive in a room with alot of sofa's. My friends have already taken a seat and is talking to eachother and a few other people. The club hasn't opened yet. "Where can I turn in my jacket and these bags?" I ask. I've bought something, no idea what. "Shhhhh!" Eric tells me. "Unless you want to pay alot, just put them behind these sofa's" No way I'm doing that.

10.00: Fragments
*I'm talking to a girl I used to talk to on the phone. Suddenly she's by my side.

*I'm in a grocery store, digging a hole in the floor. Apparently it's turned into soft mud and I am clearing it up. The hole is man-sized and water starts seeping up from the ground. I keep on clearing it, ice chunks floating around. The chef of the place shows up. "Hey, I'll work for you instead, I went to chef's school" I tell him. We laugh and he walks away. I clear the hole up, soon it's only filled with clear water.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements: Nothing

That's it! I'll do a G+C combo tomorrow. IF I can get my fat ass out of bed.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! My dreams usually stick to some basics. Everything usually looks "normal", but not how people behave. Last night I definitely had some weird ass dreams.

00.30: Sleep

08.00: Vineyard
I'm with a few other people in a vineyard. We don't belong there and we know it. There are different kinds of grapes in different rows and we all switch rows, but I don't pick anything. I'm busy trying to not get caught by the man with some strange sowing machine walking around randomly. I jump to the next row as he turns his back to me. Suddenly he's on the one next to me. I peek up through the leaves and watch as he passes me without noticing. I jump to the next one and get stuck in some branches, I can't get down to the ground!

08.00: Sex
Monica has just tried having sex with two other girls. She really isn't into that so that's kinda weird. She tells me about it and we decide to have sex. We do it for a very long time in different positions. Although I'm drunk, so I never seem to be getting close to getting off! We end up in the shower. I take some shampoo from a bottle, I think I hear someone whining about it being theirs. I'm still rock hard, but there's barely any satisfaction. Stupid alcohol!

08.00: Fragment
*I'm standing next to a lake, looking for Monica. "Where are you?" I ask out loud and don't expect to get an answer. "Over here!" she yells at me. She's across the lake in a plastic boat. "The boat worked perfectly".

09.30: Helicopter slaughter
I'm walking with a group of people on a dirtroad in the woods. There's sheep fence on the sides and I've got a bad feeling. I'm sure a bear or something similar will rush out of the woods any minute. I look around anxiously while walking. "It's just up ahead" one of the guys say. I can hear a helicopter nearby and I look up. A helicopter appears and starts to descend. We all run towards the open field it's heading for. "How many people can you take?" I ask the pilot. I don't recall what he said, but three of us gets in. The helicopter takes off and all of a sudden, one guy pulls out a gun and shoots the pilot in the head.

The co-pilot who had control of the pedals, freaks out. "What the fuck?!". "Relax, or you'll die too" the guy with the gun tells him and sits down in the main seat. A guy in the back apparently has control of the pedals aswell. He starts messing with them, making the entire helicopter sway and almost crash into the trees. "Cut that out!" I yell at him. "You'll kill us all, just do what he says". With a hijacked helicopter, there's not much that can stop you. The guy flying the thing knows this and flies into town.

I recognise the buildings below, they're the ones my company just finished constructing. He fires away with the helicopter's minigun and wow what destruction. People try to run away but gets gunned down in seconds. The newly constructed buildings gets blasted and the lights go out. I spot a black car with a white escort surrounding it. "There, take that out instead!" I say and the guy takes the bait. The car continues down the road and is going super fast. It gets blasted by the helicopter but doesn't seem to take much damage. It backs up under a suspended road.



We dive to the ground and enter under the road aswell. The car gets annihilated, but a small girl trying to run away aswell. She gets cut in half by the spinning blades. Everything slows down and my vision zoom's in on the girl. Just like in a movie, the scene replays and the entire screen gets red just at the moment of the cut.

The dream skips. I receive an msn message from my friend G. "Help, I'm dying". I realise the building the helicopter shot at, is where G lives. His status on msn says "Away" I try to call him and I hear the "busy" tone. He must be alright then. I decide to just wait for him to call me. I grab my little mp3 player and start to play on it meanwhile. I'm playing pokemon, and I'm at work. They ask me all kinds of questions about it. "How much does it cost?". "A year ago, around 200 kronor" I tell them. I start catching strange pokemons which makes me wonder for a second, but I realise it's because I've just completed the game and new ones can be caught.

11.00: Dogs
I'm playing pokemon. I enter a house and there's a policeman there. "You have to go around and enter from the window". Uhm ok. I exit the building and walk up to the wall. Everything turns into 2d from the side. I start sneaking. I can hear the wooden boards creak under my feet. Two dogs peak their ears. I equip my ninja mask and the creaking stops. I walk some line going up the wall, and the back again, always ascending. I slide the last bit and jump into the window.

It's now first person. I meet up with a guy with grey in his beard. Apparently he's some dog legend. We enter a room. I'm a dog myself now. My dad holds a small barking dog in a leash. "They will destroy the home of pitbulls, larger dogs are going to be forbidden" he tells me. I figure I could squash that little dog with my hands, no paws... "You three weigh as much as all dogs combined lying dead outside, eighteen kg". I calculate for a second. "So, we weigh six kg each? That doesn't seem like much". "What?". We all get out of the house.

A pregnant dog comes walking. It's the most worn out dog I've ever seen. It's pregnant to bursting, looks like it's starving and is pale. Looks almost like a zombie. It collapses on the ground. I figure it's time for it to give birth. My mom's dog, Igor is next to me. "You better stay away from me by this time tomorrow. I'll be very protective by then" he tells me. I pat him on the head. The pregnant dog seems to be giving birth. We walk around it to see. It's only pooping. We have to help it to remove all the poop, and there's alot of it. I use some paper to grab the stinking shit.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: Some alcohol

That's it! Told you it was weird.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!