Nom nom nom, Mmmattelicious...

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Alright, few nights ago I had a nightmare about a huge black monster. Looked almost the same as the drawing they did in "Insidious." Anyways Monica's going to fix a bachelor party for her friend and she told me about manly strippers last night. Ofcourse I have a dream about one...

00.30: Sleep

11.00: Fragments
*I'm holding tryouts at my friend G's parents house. It's like they have to armwrestle me and I have no idea why. Anyways one guy wins, his Swedish sucks. We're going to have a competition of some sorts.

*I'm playing poker and people are letting me win. I win big.

11.00: Chased
I'm with my brother Martin and Monica I think. There's a huge guy next to us, and all of a sudden he rips all of his clothes off and starts dancing. A stripper! He has a huge dick and swings it around, it smacks onto my leg. "What the fuck dude" I say and jump back. He starts dancing towards me. I run.

I'm a pretty fast runner, but he's always a couple of feet behind me. I run up stairs and open doors and try to hide, but somehow the stripper isn't fooled. We arrive at where we started out at and I give up. Luckily he had the same thought and tells me I'm too fast for him. I start taking a shower and my brother too. When I dry off I look in the mirror and see that I have long hair, almost down to my shoulders.

"Dude, you need to cut your hair, that is not cool" my brother tells me. I have never had long and straight hair before, so I play around with it. "What, it looks cool" I say and make it into something fit in a manga. Actually I look kinda like a girl in this hair I realise. I figure that what's my brother meant. I look closer and see that a few black heads and pimples have been photoshopped. My brother laughs at me and I laugh with him.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Man that was a weird ass dream...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!