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I had fun with the last one so here’s my next best dream as a dank meme

So I’m fighting a ninja and it’s all like stabbystabbystabby and I’m like haha I’ll use my powers but this guys like nope the river has your powers now get stabbystabbystabbed so we just keep fighting and I keep getting stabbystabbystabbed and finally I land one hit but I end up in this stupid step class and I have to steppysteppystepstep and it’s stupid so I try to marry my crush but the classic song plays and some old guys like, you wanna get married and we both say YEET and we get all mushy and flower petals get in my face.

Just for the hell of it I decided to write my best dream out as a dank meme for fun. Don’t take this seriously. (actual entry is at v.gd/oz_shiom)

So there I was in the “land of Oz” (New York City) and I got YEETed out of my wood cabin. These cars almost YEETed me down but I was all like “this is my swamp/dream I get to say OHM” which are the goals on my hand. For some stupid reason I choose the middle one first and I say “haha I bet you can’t make me laugh” and some LEGOs appear and they don’t make me laugh. So I’m like come on be more inspired and the subconscious just makes the blocks go like WHAA? And he makes the sun pass over me which is even more like WHAAA? So whatever I ask to get YEETed to the ocean and I see some tennis racket thing made of, you guessed it LEGO. So I’m just like okay you suck YEET me 20,000 centimeters under the ocean but it’s just way too fishy for me. Ugh, so finally I’m like whatever why did this random guy fake his own death and he’s all like boring whatever morning (even though it’s night) and he says SOOprise I am the main character of Charlotte ohohohohohohohojohphohhohhohohho. So I just YEET out of the dream like that.

THE END