Challenge Accepted, Tarzan
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, 03-25-2012 at 07:41 PM (744 Views)
#1 - Challenge Accepted [Non-Lucid]
I go to reconnect with T, a friend I haven't seen for a while now, and I wait inside his house for him to get home. In retrospect, probably not the best idea, because as soon as I see they door start opening I say "Hey!" and it slams shut before I even see him at all, obviously I scared the shit out of him.I go outside expecting to see him holding a shotgun or something, but I catch him before he grabs any weapons and apologize and we start talking. He asks what I've been up to and I say I got back into the drugs pretty bad (which is thankfully not true), and I've been doing almost daily doses of ketamine, 4-MeO-PCP, and LSD.
Our conversation gets interrupted by some Mexican laborers doing construction on his house who convince him to jump in the pool with them, and my scene shifts to a small backyard party with four boxes of Pizza Hut cinnamon sticks next to me, three of them medium-sized and one large, and I don't move at all, I literally saw the whole scene melt and transform from where it was to this. A guy comes outside in the middle of a conversation we were having and asks me "Are you happy?", to which I say "Hell yeah!" He mistakes the boxes as being someone else's but I correct him by pointing out that they're mine. I told him that I already ate the three medium ones by myself (
) and I was saving the large one for later. A guy sitting to the right of me then reaches out and grabs the large box. He opens it up and eats one of the cinnamon sticks and just stares at me in that "Whatcha gonna do about it?" challenging way. A lot of people around us go "ooooo", and I definitely heard someone whisper something like "That's not how we were raised in my house."
I raise an eyebrow at him and reach out to grab the box myself. I grab a large cinnamon stick and take a HUGE scoop of icing, like almost the whole thing, and then throw the box into the middle of the room for everyone to eat. (When I focused on doing this, the scene changed from us sitting in a backyard to us sitting in someone's room.) Everyone acted really surprised, and then I woke up.
#2 - Tarzan [Non-Lucid]
I was hanging out with M, at her apartment I think but I didn't get to see much of it, watching some random anime. For most of it the anime took over my entire vision so I was watching it in third person, and it occurs to me now that, at least while I was actually experiencing it and not just seeing it on the TV, none of this "anime" was actually animated, it was just a realistic scene like any other.I don't remember too much of the plot other than that the villain was trying to become a "Tarzan", which to the characters meant some kind of all-powerful being, and he was already able to fly. He was also super buff and wearing nothing but a leopard print speedo, and I spent much of the viewing experience watching him closely.
They were at a public pool, and the heroes apparently defeated him by tricking him with word play (that I can't quite remember now) to make it sound like he had slept with the main character's dad, who was now an old man, and that that made him the main character's mother. And that's it, that totally defeated him. Yes....
My perspective zooms back out into first person and I'm talking to M about the show while listening to some random anime music, I think some speed trance, and she picks up this empty milk gallon jug from the floor and start floating into the air a little bit. Once she's off the ground a good distance, she starts spinning her legs forward as if she was riding some invisible bicycle, and that makes her go up even higher. She bobs around a little bit but stays at a consistent height, and she starts blowing in the milk jug to make music, and in between breaths she laughs hysterically.
The only thing I find even remotely concerning about this is that at what point she's floating over me and I don't want her to fall on me. I think to myself that I could just move, but then I figure she probably knows what she's doing.
Shortly after that she floats back down the ground, and that's the end of that.