AndresLD's (somewhat) Crazy Dream Adventures

23.09.2010

Unstable WILD (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I find myself lying still, maybe I just wake up from a dream, maybe I just stayed on an unaware state for some minutes. SP Hits me, I hear the usual tinnitus sound. My body unwillingly rolls out of bed. I'm falling through the floor. I see my bed above me, getting further everytime. 'God dammit, why did I have to fall through the floor' I thought.
Ok, maybe I should think of a place and I will land on it. THE PYRAMIDS! That way I might even see Nomad! I think of the pyramids, but I just see the image, I can't make it surround me.
Back in my bed. Alright this seems like a FA, I think. I do a reality check and confirm I'm still dreaming. I get out of bed. My body is heavy, I need to stabilize. I make my room brighter so I can see. I rub my hands together for about 10 seconds, and look at them, trying to make the dream more stable. I need to eat something, ANYTHING! I see my phone lying on my bed, so I grab it and take a bite. DAMMIT, BAD IDEA, tastes like shit! I rush to the washroom and drink water. I notice both my dogs staring at me. Maybe I'm dream sharing with my dogs, *lol*. Ok now, what were my goals for my next lucid dream?
Oh yeah find a peaceful uninhabited planet for myself, and talk to my dreamguide there.
I notice my right eye is closed, making my vision funny. Why the hell is my right eye closed? I open it.
Fuck, back in my bed, too real to be a dream, I'll just stay still and DEILD back into the dream.

23.09.2010

Disappointing DEILD, Planet F-x14 (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm holding still, not moving a single muscle, well except for my mouth which was open, I had to close it or I would drool. SP hits me, my body is almost forced to roll out of bed, I fight that force and get out of bed willingly.
Oh right, reality check, *RC*, aight good. Ok let me just turn on the lights.... is that snoring coming from my bed that I hear? I turn around and see a body lying on my bed, sleeping, snoring. I examine it. It's my own body. Am I astral projecting? Or did I subconsciously expect my body to be there, therefore it is there? LaBerge said something about motivation and expectation changing the dream world, might be that. Alright, stabilization, GOD DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK IS MY RIGHT EYE CLOSED AGAIN, IM NOT GONNA OPEN IT THIS TIME. Let's see crunchy food, crunchy food, I need to eat crunchy food, not my cell phone this time. DORITOS!. I lean down beside my bed and reach under it, I pull put a bag of doritos. I take a bunch and eat them all. Yum! The taste is perfect, it feels 100% real, the taste, smell, texture, even the sound of the crunchiness.
Alright I'm gonna go downstairs. I walk through my door, down the stairs. I see my mom with 2 of her students. Do you want doritos? I ask the two little girls. YES! they reply, I give them the whole bag.
I go back upstairs. I stare at a door beside my bedroom.
"Maybe I could turn that into an elevator, I could take the elevator, and maybe it will take me to my planet ! That way I complete the TOTM (basic) and I can complete my personal goal.
I open the door, and it sucks me in. I find myself in a strange elevator. It's a big square platform, which moves up and down.
Alright, take me to my planet, I say.
The elevator starts moving up really fast, a door opens and I'm thrown through it. I turn around, the door is not there anymore.
I start examining the planet. It's a dark planet, with many factories, no green at all. I see many robots and cyborgs with guns, looks like they are about to go to a war. It seems like a small planet, which only purpose is to create cyborgs and weapons. Maybe there is some kind of war going on.
I hear a voice. "Andres! You're in Planet F-X14! What the hell are you doing here? Their only purpose it to find and kill dreamers! They will notice you're an intruder in less than 5 minutes! Quickly, morph into your Fierce Deity form!"
"Who are you? I can't see you!"
"THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT, JUST DO IT"
I morph into Fierce Deity, and pull out my double helix sword.
"Alright, they haven't seen you, you see that pile of junk over there? To your right? Run and hide behin... FUCK THEY SAW YOU. Ok, just fight them, you can do it!"
I see about 20 or 30 cyborgs and robots rushing towards me, shooting at me. Some how I manage to dodge their bullets. I remember my sword can throw cutting disks, just like in Majora's Mask. I swing my sword in their direction, a huge blue cutting disk slices through a bunch of them, cutting them in half. They are close now, I fight them with my sword, I find it actually kinda easy. They're slow and I'm agile. I can jump above them and kill 5 of them at the same time. Hah, stupid planet, they messed with the wrong dreamer ^_^. I should destroy this planet.
I start flying towards space, so I can have a good view and throw a blast at it.
I wake up.
Dammit, I couldn't make it to MY planet, or at least destroy planet FX-14