The Vault

So I'm at the YMCA doing my daily lifting routine. I notice there's tons of people here today. In fact, there seems to be a party going on in the indoor track. I'm hanging out with a couple friends and we decide to walk around the track. The lights are off on the track and there seems to be a bunch of people hanging around in little groups. My friend N wants to get everyone together for a "party" in the weight room so he starts trying to talk to attractive girls. However, the same thing as usual happens and he ends up looking incredibly desperate and failing.

I try my luck and start talking to this one group of girls. This one girl seems particularly into me. I do some thing involving holding her hand and using terrible lines trying to flirt with her. I look up and it's a guy, and I wonder how I didn't realize this all along. Everyone else seems to have, so I play it off with some really smooth dream line that probably made no logical sense.

Thinking we've embarrassed ourselves enough, we go back into into the weight room. My friends have set up a table and they're playing Magic: The Gathering. I think, "oh god, good thing we didn't bring any girls back here." I then sit down to join them.

K plays some card that says "Deal 1000 damage to flying legendary creature" but there is no target. Some woman in a colorful robe pops out of the card and fires a massive bright bolt of energy into space (for a second the YMCA weight room turns into space)

I try playing with them and start reading the cards. Every time I look at a card it changes but in my head I'm making up some massive strategy. One card is some hero who comes out with "three Nacirema tokens", which you can sacrifice to put the hero on the "Nacirema Throne" for one turn. Nacirema is American backwards and I recently read some joke article about the "Nacirema tribe" that makes fun of Americans. I realize this in the dream and think its rather funny. Can't recall much of the rest of the game but I know there were lots of crazy shenanigans involved.