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    The Mission to Blow Up Pluto

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    bennettb6
    , 06-10-2012 at 04:55 PM (410 Views)
    So me and my dad are hanging out in my back yard and somehow we've been put in charge of a massive mission to blow up pluto. I have a flashback to some guy floating around in space saying "I've found an extrastellar mass!" and somehow I know it needs to be done.

    We have this little electronic device and an air compressor, we plan to use these to launch a nuclear missile. We then decide that it would be a fun idea to try to cook some chicken using the explosion, so we start piling up raw chicken parts in a huge barrel. I have no idea where we find this many raw chicken parts.

    My dad then starts to make a few jokes about other things we could do with the nuke, and we laugh about how we could take care of those "damn kids next door who keep making so much noise" or try to hunt a couple birds that are flying by using nuclear missile, taking out "2 birds with 1 ICBM".

    Unfortunately, the dream ends before any sort of launch happens. Maybe next dream I'll find out how it went

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    1. The Sandman's Avatar
      Too bad this dream wasn't longer. It was hilarious. I love your jokes! I was smiling through the whole dream!

      Taking care of the kids next door. LOL
      Two birds with one ICBM. LOL
    2. bennettb6's Avatar
      The fun you can have with nuclear weapons :p

      I remember one day I was reading a guide on how to build a nuclear bomb (its scary how easy it is). There was a joke at the end about how "Now you can put 'This Home Protected by H-Bomb' on your door to deter intruders!"