Liar I was back in high school, in the library. Mr. Harris was there. (My high school government teacher, has white, long hair and beard) He asked me if I had been doing drugs lately. I told him no and he said that he knew I was lying. He said he could always tell when I was lying, or faking something. I felt really badly for him. Later, he asked me if I wanted to talk about it and I said yes. He didn't bring up drugs and instead talked with another female teacher also.
Updated 02-07-2011 at 10:11 PM by 28534
Pawn search I was in a pawn type shop and was looking for a baby book to send my kid. (This is strange, because I don't have a kid. My ex-girlfriend had a miscarriage) I looked through all of the book sections and I couldn't find any that I thought were suitable for her age. I looked through on section of used books. They were really gross though and sometimes wet and moldy. I then went to the back of the shop. It seemed as though a whole guitar section of the shop had been added on when I wasn't looking. I then found a part of the shop where the items hadn't been sorted yet and were just sitting in piles. Radiohead's "In Rainbows" stuck out to me. I then left the shop and was walking with my parents through the mall. I talked about how I needed shoes. We went into a safari themed clothing store to look for shoes for me. How I met your mother I was watching a TV commercial where the people from how I met your mother were talking about wearing hats drawn on by pain (the computer paint) to hide that their sets were being worked on. Barney's character then kept talking and I was surprised to hear that he actually had a British accent. My mom said how nice of a guy he seemed to be in real life. The more I looked at him he had only one eye. For some reason I thought that this was normal though. He then started to act strange with the interviewer. At the end of the interview he kissed the interviewers hand. Strange game I was at my friends house and got on his computer. I started to play a game that was a mix between warcraft 3 and starcraft. It was an RPG. I was a space marine and was in a mid-evil type town in the middle of a desert. I then left and had a really fast horse. I rode across desert plains and started to dodge black spirits. I made it past all of the spirits . I then saw a fort and went through a broken part of the wall. There were huge block like enemies. One noticed me and started running towards me. I then stopped playing and looked through a booklet of the different sex scenes that were in the game. They were all very graphic. The military I had joined the military and was with my cousin chase. We got our rifle, but I wasn't sure how it worked. Aunt Becky was there and she was helping to show me. She showed me how to turn the safety on but I forgot shortly after. I went back to her and asked again. She showed me how to do it but accidentally broke the tip of my gun off. She apologized and left. I then went out into the cafeteria where they were going to give us a speech. I saw my friend Silas and a bunch of other kids from my school. It surprised them that they had all joined the military. I saw down, but I started to feel bad that I had joined the military. I stood up and started to yell at them that I didn't agree with the war and that I was against it from the very start. It seemed to be a good speech and wasn't met with any negativity. I saw a girl with a sniper rifle at the side of the cafeteria and was surprised that she didn't shoot me. Girls then started to strip down the bikini's on the back stage of the cafeteria. I thought it was strange that they were using girls like this as a reward for us.
Updated 02-07-2011 at 10:12 PM by 28534
Movie viewing I was at a movie theater, seeing a movie with my friend Mark and his parents. It was a Disney psychedelic type cartoon. There was a famous scene we were watching where everything was made out of clouds at first. His dad said to watch for the famous hidden giraffe that was in the scene. Lines formed to make different shapes with different colors filling in those shapes, but I couldn't really make out any giraffe. I thought that I had missed it. The clouds scene was really awesome and everybody in the audience seemed to like it a lot. Our seats then started to move and I began rocking back and forth out of control. Mark was moving like crazy also. I then realized that our seats weren't moving at all and that it was just us. Mark said that we should move somewhere else and I agreed. He got up and went almost to the front. There were two seats available at the side and we both sat down. We were now watching a sort of concert, although it was still filmed on screen. It was barney, but more for adults. Anthony Bordain then walked down the isle and I had his book for some reason. It was under my chair, but when I tried to grab it, it just kept ripping apart. I asked Mark if I should show him his own book. He said that it was a boring book and I agreed laughing. The chairs were now all planks of wood, laying on the ground and it was hard to sit on. I had to sit on one with a lady and I kept accidentally flipping it over, knocking her down. She got angry and took the whole thing for herself. I went and sat propped up against the wall. There was then a foamy icing all over the place and me and Mark started to eat it.
Updated 02-07-2011 at 10:13 PM by 28534
Provoked I was with my family eating at a restaurant. This black family, who were sitting at another table, threatened me. I hit one of the family members three times across the face to defend myself. My dad then got angry at me. I got angry at him back because I had to do this to defend myself. I then started to fight with the husband of the black family. The owner of the restaurant then came and kicked me out. I then waited until my family came out. My mom came out first. She was different than my real mom and had blond hair and was young. I got angry at her and cursed at her a lot for not defending me. She said to talk to my dad about it. When my dad came out I cursed at him and threatened to fight him.