dream fragment

I found an abandoned German Sheppard Puppy

I played an annoying minecraft PVP game that I didn't understand very well

Well I don't remember much since I didn't get to really recall my dreams or write them down after I woke up and it's been a few hours since then, but,

I'm in my kitchen and I open up a box or a bag, can't remember which, and take out a bat, which I had apparently ordered online. The bat looked like it was kind of a mix between a bug-eating bat and a fruit-eating bat. I get some sliced strawberries from the counter and feed them to it, "aw"ing and cooing at it the whole time I was feeding it. I knew I didn't have the equipment to care for a bat, so my plan was to order it, feed it and hold it for a while, and then send it back. My parents came in, and I expected them to get angry that I'd ordered a live animal without their permission, but they didn't really seem to care at all. At some point I lose track of the bat and find it drinking dirty water at the bottom of a dirty concrete hole in this weird, scary, concrete place, like a parking garage or something. I hold out my hand and coo at it until it comes and hangs from my hand, then I go back to the kitchen and use the fridge water dispenser to pour some clean water into my hand for it to drink.

Can't remember much. For some reason I was able to handle a centuries-old roman scroll because I wanted to learn more about the ancient romans, or because I was doing a research project about them, or something like that. I sat in a little coffee shop with the scroll drinking earl grey tea, but for some reason I was separated from the scroll. A lot of the dream had to do with everyone looking down on me/disliking me and I wasn't able to prove my worth, and I had to keep trying to get the scroll back so no one would damage it.

I was in a group of people touring a place where there were many old, decrepit bodies, like, skin-on-bone bodies, kind of like mummies. Some of them had regular proportions, but some of them had an extremely long torso or had a really big head, etc. There were sheets covering most of them and it was expected that you pull off the sheet of each one, like, whoever made the place a tourist attraction made the tourists do that so it'd be more of a surprise, or something. Something was mentioned about The Doctor from Doctor Who, and I think one of the corpses was him, maybe. My friend made someone on the trip who I didn't know too well and I pose in front of the corpse with the big head while she took our picture. The person who I didn't know very well put his hand on the body, putting his fingers in the mouth and gripping the upper jaw/face. I was too creeped out by it to get as near to it as he was, let alone touch it.

I'm in a castle and there are a bunch of small people running about, although I think they're normal size and I'm just huge, since I can hardly fit through the hallways. I come to this sword stuck in the floor that is radiating energy, and I punch it, and I get a power-up, then I run over to the castle across from mine and start smashing its walls. It all plays like a video game, and I think I might have been Wreck-it Ralph.

Later, I'm in a room with a raised castle floor on two ends of the room, and in the middle is a much lower floor with a shark swimming around in it as if the floor is water. I am on an end with a small, round character, don't remember who. I thought they were on my side, but they might have pushed me off the edge. Either way, I fell. I tried to jump back onto the ledge, but when I did, I jumped over to the other side for some reason (maybe that was when the character pushed me off), but Wreck-it Ralph was on that side and he was not on my team, but I can't remember what happened when I jumped over there.

At one point in a different dream, there might have been something about a forest.

Something about someone abusing Fawnlock? Then I had a dream that Sam and Dean were supposed to be escorting this guy in handcuffs, but they were really trying to help him escape, so they guy broke the handcuffs, but the chief of police came around and they had to pretend that the person they were escorting was still in handcuffs, so they put an armchair on the guy's back like a turtle with his hands behind his back under the chair, so the chief of police wouldn't be able to tell that the handcuffs were broken and he'd send him on their way.

Then I woke up, fell back asleep, and had a dream about scrolling through DeviantArt looking for Fawnlock drawings.

Don't remember very much at all. I had headphones in my ears, connected to an iPod, and someone told me I couldn't or wasn't allowed to listen to Justin Bieber. Later, some sort of Martin Freeman/John Watson robot was in pieces and they would snap together when rejoined. Two of the leg parts are hopping towards each other and they snap together at the hip parts that were both already attached to them, while a woman cried/screamed something like, "I don't know how to pilot Watson!" Later, there was something about a battle in a war going on, and I was launching care packages to the army of my country, except that the care packages all contained spare body parts of mine. Arms and legs and such.

So the earliest I can remember besides small fragments is trying to get donuts at a donut shop for the second basic monthly dream goal. I wanted to take the donuts to some characters from a TV show (Supernatural) that I was planning on hanging out with so we could all have donuts together. I told the guy behind the counter that I wanted "Four of everything" and he laughed and wouldn't give me any donuts, because that was way too much. Then he left and I had to put the donuts into the box myself, and left without paying. Then, I tried to teleport to the people I was planning on meeting, but just as I was getting halfway into their room, it was like some force drove me away, and I ended up a floor above them in a hallway (they were staying at a two-story motel). I wasn't really sure how to get back to them so I release this ball of light from my hands and tell it to lead me to them. It goes pretty fast, though, and as I try to follow it, I lose it or the dream changes or something. All I remember is that I never make it to the people I was supposed to meet and I never got to taste my donuts.

At some point I'm Bilbo Baggins and the dwarves and I have just defeated Smaug, so in celebration we slide down this big hill/small mountain thing and splash into the small pond below it, like a medieval water slide. I don't remember Gandalf being around. At some point I stop being bilbo and become a dwarf, but I don't remember who. Bored, I go west and explore some of the mountains, while suddenly the dream becomes 16-bit and third-person. I find this entrance to a cave that is blocked off, like in pokemon. I think I need a pokemon with Strength or Rock Smash or something like that to get through it, but when i walk up to it, for some reason I'm able to enter anyway. There I find a pokemon standing in a room. It's little sprite looked a bit like Giratina or Groudon. When I went up to it and talked to it, I find it's called The King, and is level 127 (or 177, I can't remember - although I'm pretty sure it was the former). It's bigger, more detailed sprite shows a a groudon-like body that is slimmer than groudon, with a regular lizard tail and lizard head, with those three yellow rib-things that Giratina has. In it's left hand, it's holding a smaller grey lizard. I think he's the king - of lizards. None of my pokemon were very high level, and I couldn't capture it. Even when I took away a good half of it's health, when it seemed to regain health by defeating my pokemon. Once I was defeated, I ran back to the little pond and told bilbo about it, because since I was him earlier, he has all the powerful pokemon that I do in real life, and he could capture The King.

At some point my parents are in this small room with me lecturing me about something, but that was when I had just recently become lucid, so instead of paying attention to them, I'm looking around me and trying to make the dream as clear as possible. All I remember is that the walls were a light brown and I was looking at something metal and black.

There was also something about someone or something that lived in a swamp and it was going through a rough time, so my friend was there to try and help it. I came because I was bored. I don't really remember what happened, but there were rotten fruit lying around as floating, 2-dimensional objects like you see in minecraft.

My friend told me that there was something dangerous about getting a kitten.

I use knitting needles as weapons.

I start daydreaming about Bonkalore's monster!Wheatlies after I wake up and then I sort of sink into a fuzzy dream about them that only lasts seconds.

Later I'm inside TF2 and I'm doing really well.

Later I'm an army general but I'm not being very nice to my horse so other people start being mean to me, and everyone around me is a TF2 character.

Later I'm at a concert pretending to be a drummer of this famous band that has just come back after a long hiatus, but really, the drummer is sick or doesn't want to do it or something. The only member of the band that night who actually knows what he's doing is the singer. I literally have no idea what I'm even supposed to play, but I figure I'll follow along as best as I can. I have trouble even taking the cover off of the drums and then finding the right drumsticks. I wake up before I have to play anything.

Apparently some company, I don't remember what it was but it might have been a restaurant, needed "customer footage" for it's new commercial, so I get together with my family and we take some footage and send it in, then they e-mail me saying they've got plenty of what we already sent in and we didn't really need to send it in, and then I felt embarrassed.

My brother and I climb things, build things, and run from the law.

I'm in this dark building with a bunch of other people and we've all got futuristic weapons. Aliens and dinosaurs are attacking us.

So I'm Mike from Monster's Inc.(?) and I'm in this big party with a bunch of other Mikes and Sullies, and then some other people come in and we start freaking out and have to scare them all away (they're monsters too).

At some point I'm having dinner with my parents in some middle-eastern country and there's an edible plant in the restaurant that I grab some leaves off of, but then don't eat them because I'm afraid I've misidentified the plant.

I'm a part of a TF2 gaming group, but then I say something weird on our forums and suddenly I'm excluded from the "great people" games.

Two friends from real life and I are drinking tea and coffee, then we decide to mix all of our drinks together in our mugs.

There's some kind of series of levels that have to do with portal. There's the level with a BUNCH of turrets, the level with heat-seeking rocket-turrets, a level with a giant turret, etc.

At multiple points during the dream(?) I go outside and there's a bat or a few hanging around, which is great, I love bats. The last time, it's a GIANT bat with cute clothes on and it's swinging around and smiling/making faces.

I'm an old fortunetelling crone at a small convenience store. A dudebro with a lot of extra bangs and one white hair who occasionally turns into a cat asks to tell me his fortune, but it's not a good one. His life is great now, but it's only downhill from here. I take all of his bangs and give him back the one white hair.

Next, a young Harry Potter asks me his fortune. I tell him that he's about to go through terrible times, but he'll emerge a hero. I turn around to see Hermione there too.

There were a few dreams about homosexuality and Mitt Romney, and there was also a time where I had to take shelter in this orphanage type place to get away from a huge storm that had the potential to kill us all even inside the orphanage (there were even meteors falling) and at one point I think I was a tulpa and I was flying around by flapping my arms up and down

I can hardly remember much, but I saw a real-life zigzagoon, I had this animal/human companion/bodyguard thing that would make a log of everything that was said around her, I had to listen to this audiobook story thing for homework that was either horror or smut, I went to a class that taught how to make Apple products because I accidentally lied about signing up for it.