Graywolf

Had a dream that it is easier to run on all fours. Later, I’m dipper and I’m talking about supernatural creatures with my parents. I learn that the amount of supernatural creatures in the area is on the rise, and at the time I am on a bike and my parents are in the highlander (car) in Meme’s (my grandma) driveway and there is a rainbow projected on the house. Mom says that one of the supernatural creatures is creating it, and I Decide that it can stay.

I learn that Gideon’s boyfriend suddenly became gravely ill while they were riding horses together, and I tried to get there in time to save him, but by the time I got there, he was already dead.

At some point I’m Dean and I’m in the movie theatre with either my parents or Sam and Bobby. I get a couple calls from Cas but at one point my caller ID says something like “anglelkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” and I’m wondering if Cas accidentally did something with his phone or if I accidentally edited my contacts while my phone was in my pocket. I go out to the lobby and answer the phone and it is actually this old woman who is pretty much insane and thinks that she’s an angel. She tells me some crazy stuff and most of the time I just keep responding with “ok.”

When I hang up, everyone in the lobby starts clapping because apparently they heard the call and everyone thought that I handled it very well.

Later, I’m still Dean but I work at some kind of other place living a domestic life. There is a big board with about 10 coworkers (five in two rows) and my other coworkers who are not on the board and I have to pick who we like the least by putting our hand on the picture of them. We unanimously agree on a woman with breast implants who wears a bikini 24/7. (I feel kind of bad about putting that on here, er, you can live your life however you want it this is the views of Dream!Dean!me not Awake!Me!me) Suddenly we are watching the woman as if through a video camera or something and we see her reaction to the vote. She looks perturbed, but she doesn’t get too upset or cry or anything.

Later, I am at a church service and the majority of the people there are black or latino. A man with blue eyes, blonde hair and pale skin steps up to the pulpit, takes out a pistol and starts shooting people in the audience. He yells, “blue-eyed regimen!” or something like that and I’m guessing he’s doing this out of racism. Meanwhile everyone just sits there and stares at him like they’re waiting for him to start the sermon, and I have to get up and yell at everyone to run before they realize what they should be doing.

I run on the balls of my feet and take big strides but it still doesn’t feel like I’m going very fast. There are bullets wizzing by me but somehow I make it to the parking lot. There I begin to slow down and I have to hide behind a car because I cannot run quickly anymore. However, the guy was following behind me the whole time and he walks right up to me with his gun and points it at me. Suddenly it is third perspective and the controls are like a game. Apparently there is no button to let me crawl underneath the car, but somehow I run away and climb a barbwire fence. On the other side of the fence is a taller barbwire fence, and then behind that is an even taller barbwire fence. At the top of the first fence, I use it like it’s as stretchy as a rubber band, and I sling myself to the next fence, and then I do the same with that one, although it takes quite a few more tries. I either had the head of someone from Homestuck or I was thinking about homestuck the whole time. Either I was suddenly someone from the Portal fandom or I was also thinking about the Portal fandom the whole time.

Started out as this minigame where I was on a traincar as a medic with another player as a scout. I had to press certain buttons at certain times to knock him off the traincar and he had to press certain buttons at certain times to stay on. He won, and then there was a long map where he had to run away from me and me and some team members had to try and shoot him. He won that, too. Later, I'm at this haunted-house-type place and I'm discussing with my friend how to create portals in between separate doors, how to make the haunted houses more scary, etc. It all has to do with a little green box that I can right click on, and it gives me a lot of different options.

Later, some kind of competition is going on, and since I'm the first to start the competition, I have to set all the color and playable character options, or something like that.

Later, there are certain types of giant larvae-like bugs that are demons. They turn a different color whenever they eat someone. My friend and I learn that this is because whenever it eats someone, the old demon dies and the new demon that is inside the body is the last person it ate. So if it eats someone you love, you have to kill the demon form of the person you love before it can eat you or anyone else.

So I'm Mike from Monster's Inc.(?) and I'm in this big party with a bunch of other Mikes and Sullies, and then some other people come in and we start freaking out and have to scare them all away (they're monsters too).

At some point I'm having dinner with my parents in some middle-eastern country and there's an edible plant in the restaurant that I grab some leaves off of, but then don't eat them because I'm afraid I've misidentified the plant.

I'm a part of a TF2 gaming group, but then I say something weird on our forums and suddenly I'm excluded from the "great people" games.

Two friends from real life and I are drinking tea and coffee, then we decide to mix all of our drinks together in our mugs.

There's some kind of series of levels that have to do with portal. There's the level with a BUNCH of turrets, the level with heat-seeking rocket-turrets, a level with a giant turret, etc.

At multiple points during the dream(?) I go outside and there's a bat or a few hanging around, which is great, I love bats. The last time, it's a GIANT bat with cute clothes on and it's swinging around and smiling/making faces.

I'm an old fortunetelling crone at a small convenience store. A dudebro with a lot of extra bangs and one white hair who occasionally turns into a cat asks to tell me his fortune, but it's not a good one. His life is great now, but it's only downhill from here. I take all of his bangs and give him back the one white hair.

Next, a young Harry Potter asks me his fortune. I tell him that he's about to go through terrible times, but he'll emerge a hero. I turn around to see Hermione there too.

There were a few dreams about homosexuality and Mitt Romney, and there was also a time where I had to take shelter in this orphanage type place to get away from a huge storm that had the potential to kill us all even inside the orphanage (there were even meteors falling) and at one point I think I was a tulpa and I was flying around by flapping my arms up and down

I can hardly remember much, but I saw a real-life zigzagoon, I had this animal/human companion/bodyguard thing that would make a log of everything that was said around her, I had to listen to this audiobook story thing for homework that was either horror or smut, I went to a class that taught how to make Apple products because I accidentally lied about signing up for it.

I don't remember much, but my friend went to a con without telling me that there was giong to be a con that weekend because she thought I already knew and didn't want to go since I hadn't said anything about it, so I was pretty angry when I found out about it because at that point it was too late.

At one point I'm in this big bathroom that has these really tall stalls in the middle of them that I just ignore as I take a shower and use the toilet, but as I'm about to leave I see a green face peaking over one of the walls of the stalls and I scream, then I get up on a stool and look down into the stalls and there are these monsters with claws and they're all a different color and they tell me that they're alternate versions of everyone who lives in the house.

Later, a red-headed man witnesses his mother die, but it's River Song, so after she dies, he walks out of the house and finds her again and of course he's very upset, and River says something like, "what happened?! did you get spoilers?!"

At one point I'm in this deadly arena except that everyone is a cartoon so it isn't really all that deadly, and for a small bit it's not me but Timmy from Fairly Odd Parents in the arena, saying something like, "that's right! I can't get hurt! 'Cause nobody get's really hurt in a cartoon!"

I'm playing a Pokemon video game on my original blue/purple DS and the top screen breaks so that I can completely lift it off of the bottom screen, but when I have it just sitting on top of the bottom screen, it still works. I'm in an airport with my friend, her dad, and some other girl, and in the game I am on this special island and a pokemon has covered me in this purple goop, which sends my pokemon into this alternate reality dream world type thing and they have to find and collect a vile of this certain liquid to expel the goo from my body and come back to the real world.

At one point I'm talking to David Tennant as The Doctor and at first we're just chatting over a counter, and then I'm bouncing on this small bounce-board thing as I put my hand on my chin and tell him that there was something I was going to tell him but I forgot what it was, but I think it was important. He urges me to remember. At first I thought I was going to tell them about the alternate-self-monsters in the bathroom, then I remember that there is a large tv-station with a lot of people working in it orbiting Earth, but it is actually a bomb and it's going to go off soon, and the only person up there trying to stop it is Wilf. Of course, the Doctor says that Wilf can't do that alone! He shouldn't even be in space in the first place!

First I had a nightmare that my dad killed the dog with a shotgun and then was going to kill my cat, and my mom was trying to kill herself with a pistol but I kept stopping her.

I woke up and fell asleep and had another dream that I'm this loser guy on a bike and I find this ticket or eraser or something like that which is the only thing left of a little girl who is looking for her daddy, so I put the object in my pocket and swear that I'll find her Daddy for her. Later, I'm in this office building that has a skate park outside and at first I was using the skate park, then I was trying to hide from this one very angry businessman because the walls of the building are see-through, then when I was in the building, the guy orders me to turn on something because he thinks that I work there. I don't know what he told me to turn on though, so I just go in the direction he points and look for something to turn on. I find myself in a classroom with some students, so I leave there. Then, I find myself in this big medieval-like chamber with a handful of people all forcing a wide half-circle around a human!GLaDOS from Portal, who is giving them orders.

Apparently the rival company has stolen something from us, I can't remember if it was an object or a person. GLaDOS selects me to go back and get it, so I walk out the heavy wooden double doors and down the hall which is now also medieval-castle-looking. I feel cool to be doing something like this. Then, GLaDOS sends a bunch of other people down the hall too and I don't feel as cool knowing that I'm working as part of a crowd.

Later, I'm on my journey with my small group of about 4 other people, and one of them tells me that the rest were sent to do other things that will slow down, hinder, or distract the rival company, but we are the ones who will get the thing back from them. Matt Smith (as the doctor? as John Smith?) is one of my companions. We are camped out on the side of the road, similar to a place I know in real life. A cart belonging to the rival company passes by us, and they steal my glasses and one of my companions. A companion that wasn't stolen shouts, "they stole the kid Wheatley!" and I think Nymph from the Portal fandom might have been with us, but that was the first time I realized it. I see a white blur which is presumably Nymph in the cart as it leaves us.

At this point I am a little bit lucid, because I go back to our vehicle thing and materialize some contacts and try to put them in (but I can't - I'm really bad with putting in and taking out contacts, that's why I don't wear them). But then, the Doctor comes up to me angrily and accuses me of working for the rival company, because I never wear my contacts or go anywhere with them, but today I brought them because I knew that the other cart would steal my glasses. I don't have any real way to refute that.

There may have been a chunk that I've forgotten, but later, I'm maybe half-way lucid and I tell my group to follow me. Along the way I practice manipulating things around me. When they all get to this drive-way thing with trees around it that I was leading them to, I start waving my hand back and forth straight through a thick tree branch, and explain to the Doctor that all of our companions besides him weren't real. They evaporate when he realizes this. Then I call him "Matt Smith" to see if there's any reaction, but he's too busy focusing on the fact that his companions that he cared about weren't real. Then I possess a tree because I want to see what it feels like to be a tree, but I can't get myself to and I'm disappointed when I still feel like a slightly stretched-out version of myself. Presumably all Matt sees when he looks at me at that point is the tree, judging by the way he looks at me at that point, but he saw me fly into it to possess it, so his eyes are searching the tree when he asks me a question that is very important to him, I think he might have asked me, "am I real?" but I cannot remember for sure.

Whatever the question was, when I came out of the tree and told him yes, he was so happy that he grabbed the sides of my head and kissed me multiple times. I was very happy for him. Then we were teleported to the Ellen DeGeneres show where there were two rows of teenage girls on thin pillows, facing each other, bent over with their face and torso facing the ground in the adamantine pose. At the end of the row of girls was a throne-like chair that Ellen was sitting on. We were in the middle of the row of girls, about a girl or two away from Ellen's throne. Presumably, we were her next guests? One of the girls looked up and made an angry face at us.

I wasn't really sure what was going on, but I was still so happy for Matt that I sneaked a quick kiss with him again before I woke up.

My family and I keep flying on airplanes to a lot of different places and there are pretzel sticks on the airplane. Even though it's a commercial flight, there aren't any seats on the plane and it's more like a small room with a few windows and it's just us.

Later, Alex and I are lumberjacks and we're reading up a lot about the health benefits of being a lumberjack and the physiological benefits of being a lumberjack. Him and his friend obviously end up cutting down more trees than I do. Later a bunch of the trees are floating down the river like they were transported in the olden days and I said to Alex something about how, think about it, we cut down all of those trees! Then he gets really angry and says that /he/ cut down all of those trees and I argued that I helped, and of course I can't cut down as much as him because I'm so weak.

Later, Chelsea, Kayla(?) and I are in the cabin living room and there's a giant GIANT ant mount that also has bees and honeycombs dotted around it. I pointed out some bees that would fly to a honeycomb, eat until they were bloated with honey, and then fly back into the mound. I think someone called me stupid because I pointed it out.

Later, it's morning and Dad asks me if I slept on the couch. I say, "no.. no.. yes," like it's something to be ashamed of.

At some point, FAQ_man entrusted me with a piece of red paper that was very precious to him and one of the only things left from his parents (apparently there wasn't much left from them because he was a lumberjack and lumberjacks had to stay strong and not have many mementos from their parents) I put it on this little pedestal thing on the bar beside the fridge, but when I came back from other parts of the dream, it was gone, and I panicked because it was the only one, and I had to search around a lot on the dusty dirty gross floor underneath the bar and fridge until I found it, and then I decided that I would make some copies (but I woke up before I could).

I'm Donna from Doctor Who and I'm with River and the tenth doctor. He asks us a math problem (I think it was something like "what do you need four of to make twelve?) that I could not answer because I couldn't remember if he'd said "what do you need four of" or "what do you need two of".

We arrived outside of this haunted house that had a maze in the front. I knew in my gut that the maze was insolvable, so I told the doctor (who was suddenly the 9th doctor) that we should just go around the maze to the side door. He argued that it would take too long, so he and River went into the maze while I (and someone else?) went took the long way around. When I finally got to the house, I took a few steps inside before the ghost of a little boy said "hello" or something like that, and I ran out, deciding I'd get the doctor before going inside again because it was scary.

When I finally got back to the hill that the TARDIS was parked on, I called down to the Doctor and River who were still in the maze, saying that I had made it to the house but had come back for them. They didn't believe me and wanted to complete the maze. Frustrated, I went back to the house but could not get inside because the ghosts wouldn't let me.

At some earlier point in the dream, I was on a spaceship.

At some later point, I'm in a van with my parents and my grandparents.

I had a dream that there was going to be a giant Halloween game at my house. I was very excited, but right before it started I found out that it required a weapon, so I couldn't participate, and I was very bummed about that.

In another dream, me and a few other people are hiding out in this abandoned house in the middle of some mountains, and the Homestuck fandom is hunting us down. When a couple of their members find us, we capture them so they can't go back and tell the rest of the fandom where we are, and we have to figure out what to do with them.

I'm in a big haunted mansion, hiding in a storage room from a skeleton-ghost that I knew was coming. He came into the room and immediately spotted me, so I "paused" and went through my inventory like a video game, selected an ax, and unpaused. I chopped him to bits but it was pretty difficult. I ran out of the room. I knew the way to the front door, but when I came into the foyer, there were ghosts everywhere, so I "paused" again and quit.

Later, a team of professional video gamers had lost one of their members when they were about to go to a tournament featuring one of those video games where your controller is a fake gun. I volunteered even though I was really bad at those type of games, and when they took me in it was really awkward when they realized how bad I was, but for some reason they kept me (maybe because they couldn't get anyone else). For some reason my friend was suddenly with me too. They had in their trailer a little mini reptile zoo so I took out a small black snake and carried him around for a while. They also had some kittens and a lot of men and women in business clothes came in and I was tasked with the job of handing out kittens to them.

Later, I'm Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender and Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko and I are all riding Appa and we're leading a raid on the Fire Nation. At one point there are two fish in a small pond and we killed one of them for food. That was somehow enough for all of us, but Sokka kept insisting that go ahead and kill the other one so we have extra for later. Eventually I gave in, but then I spent the rest of that part of the dream regretting it and feeling so upset because I killed a fish when I didn't need to.

Later, me, my friend, and my dad all went to a movie theater to see a new animated Avatar: The Last Airbender movie. We were late, so we were rushing, and no one else was in the lobby of the movie theatre. It was fairly dim but was lit up with red neon lights and the carpet and walls were all dominantly dark red-colored. For some reason we payed for our tickets in quarters. We half-jogged into the movie room but we were confused because there were two screens, lettered H and T. The whole room was a slope, and H, on the left, was at the bottom of the slope and T, on the right, was at the top. Chelsea and I were arguing about which screen Avatar was going to play on because here ticket said H, but she kept insisting that it was going to show on T. Some of the chairs on each side of the theatre were facing the opposite direction of the screen because they were really cheap seats for the screen on the other side. She explained to me that the ticket meant that we had bought the really cheap seats on the H side but we were really watching the T movie, and since the seats on the T side hadn't filled up, we were free to sit in the more expensive seats.

We sat down on the T side and I propped my big staff-blade thing which was in Avatar (although it wasn't actually in the show in real life) against the front seat. I comment to a Katara cosplayer (the real Katara?) to my left, "I can't believe they actually let me take a blade in here." Then the movie started. It opened with Mako spinning around a staff just like mine saying, "I'm glad y'all could make it."

Somewhere near the beginning of the dream, there was a very big black piano in a medium-sized room that was set up to look very scary, like a haunted house's courtyard or a graveyard, maybe. At a different time, my brother and I were in a car on the side of a hill and my mom was driving. She drove halfway around the hill and then parked the car and got out, telling us to wait there and that she would come back to drive the car the rest of the way in a bit. To the right of us was the hill going upwards, and to the left and a bit down was a small lake surrounded by trees. We thought it was very weird that in some areas, we could hardly see past one tree because of the fog that sat around the lake. We grew impatient, so Alex took off the break and put the car in neutral, and we drifted around the side of the hill, to reveal a very, very big house. Mom came running at us, yelling at us, telling us we'd ruined the surprise. Apparently the surprise was that we were vacationing at a big mansion with lots of cool things inside that rich people would have. Later, I'm on a ship with two men and a sentient yellow-green spider. Helicopters were looking for me and one of the men so the other one told us to wrap ourselves up in these blankets that were more like rugs that were the same color of the deck and stay very still, while the one the helicopter wasn't looking for steered the ship, which was wooden and had a big sail and a big wooden steering wheel, like something from the 1700s. Bugs kept getting into the rug/blankets so we kept having to get out of them and shake them out. Somehow the spider ended up in my mouth by accident and when I spit it out, it was dead.

In another dream, my family and I were going to going to go see a Japanese band called B'z, but my brother still didn't know what was going on, so I showed him a manga that had in it Jigen from Lupin III and Haibara from Detective Conan. Jigen was yelling about something that I couldn't see because the page was only half-loaded, like an internet page, then Haibara had a bored look and responded with, "B'z". She kept being pretty sassy with him and sending him thinly-veiled insults. My brother didn't get why I was showing him the page. Later, my parents were taking way too long organizing another surprise vacation, so I ran into the room they were in and found out that they were going to take my brother and I to this historic building that doubled as a daycare center.

Alright, so I'm typing this down quite a bit after I woke up, so I probably won't be able to remember as much as I would if I'd typed it immediately after I woke up...

So I was outside in my neighborhood when I saw an american cockroach sitting on my driveway. (Every Friday I volunteer at the zoo and help out with children's camp. I get to hold the hissing cockroach from Madagascar and show it to them. It's the non-flying, non-biting, totally-much-more-cute American cockroach's relative) I get sort of grossed out and continue walking. However, when I look back, the cockroach is following. I think to myself, "It wants to be my pet!" I end up running all around the neighborhood but it keeps up with me. I don't remember how I finally escaped it.

Later, Lupin, Jigen, Goemon (all from Lupin III), and I are standing on a cliff with rock to our right and behind us and ocean to our left, with the only way to go being forward. However, Zenigata (main antagonist of Lupin III/a police officer) and his men have blocked off the path with police cars, and some stand outside the cars aiming their guns at us, and some, including Zenigata, are in the cars but have their upper body out of the window, aiming their guns at us.

We're out of bullets, and we know we need to get past them somehow, so we decide to just charge at them as quickly as we can and pretend to shoot at them with our hands, make gun noises with our mouths, and hope it's convincing enough to intimidate them into not shooting us. They ducked for a moment, but upon realizing we didn't actually have any guns, they started shooting at us. I decided that I would rather jump off a cliff than get shot, and somehow I knew that the dream was more like a video game than real life, and if we all died, we'd just respawn back to where we originally were, so I went ahead and jumped off the cliff.

Later I was some sort of adult male scientist who had created a small minivan/submarine. A family of four tested it out in a pool and it seemed to work well, but their teenage boy was really sarcastic and rude about everything.