non-lucid

I don't really remember my first set of dreams much since when I woke up, I went straight into some others, but...

A lot of it was an FPS, but I don't remember much except that I was using an assault rifle from Halo, and as soon as I complained about wanted a battle rifle, I found one on the ground. I then laughed and said, "ask and you shall receive!" or "speak of the devil!" or something like that.

Later, I'm walking down this hill that I had gone down before when I was on a hunting trip with Arthur from Merlin. I wasn't Merlin, but I had the same job. I was trying to collect the grouse that he had shot, but I was finding them really gross since they were dead and had been for a while, and was having a lot of trouble even picking them up.

In my next dream, I entered it with a WILD straight into my kitchen, where my Mom was standing in the room and my brother was sitting at the bar. I walked around the island and stood at the other side of the bar from my brother, looking around. My vision was getting pretty annoying. My brother said something but I shushed him and said that I wanted to focus on becoming more clear/lucid. I looked at my hands, but they seemed tiny and far away. I focused on making them seem closer and more realistic for a little bit, and it was working a little, but then I decided to work on my surroundings instead. For some reason when I looked at things from a certain angle, I wasn't able to see below my glasses, like when a game glitches. I was really annoyed by it, but I didn't even think to just take off my glasses.

I'm not typing that again.

Shortened version: There was a pokemon talent show with a platform at the end of the room above the audience that you had to fly to get to, and for some reason the Ice King participated in the show with snow, ice and mountains, all of which danced. I went to a Wheatley store, but it was pretty crappy. In honor of the opening, people were fulfilling Wheatley-related requests on a webpage, and some of them I wish I had thought of first. One of them was a pizza shaped as the word "WHEATLEY". I had to ride Space Mountain to get into Disneyland Paris, although a lot of it was more like a futuristic, space-Thunder Mountain, and the old animatronics scared me, so I had my eyes closed for most of the time. I went to the bathroom in this office place, and I overheard how someone was going to kill me with a bomb in that bathroom that I would trigger, so I avoided it, sneaked out, and tried to look nonchalant while I told my Dad about the bomb and the murder plot. Castiel and I are in a field and we must get our cars at a certain length from each other and an equal length from an invisible line that runs down the field. At some point there was some spoon-bending involved.

I find these two old arcade game machines that play various N64 games. My friend and I play this frogger-like game and some other game that I'm very nostalgic about. Later, I'm in the old west and I'm shooting bad guys left and right. When my gun runs out of batteries, I have to go to the store to get more. I walk through the jewelry isle where there are lots of interesting textures, and then a guy comes and picks something out and he says that this is probably what I need/was looking for. He hands it to me and at first I think it's a hair piece, and then I realize that this gold, jewel-studded object is glasses. I put them back on the shelf and find the bullets. Later, I'm in a room with this old lady who is telling me and my friends something, though I can't remember what. They are singing a chameleon circuit song but they can't remember it very well, so I start singing along but I end up missing stuff. There are kittens on a plate there, and I pet them. At some point I watch this movie that is sort of like Rise of the Guardians, and it was really bad, but at the end it said that Valve Software was used to make the movie, and I was pretty excited about that.

At some point I'm either Jack Frost from "Rise of the Guardians" or I remind myself of Jack Frost. My friends and I are in this field that catches on fire, and they all run away safely except for me and one friend, and I struggle with the fire and I can't use my ice-powers with all the fire around, and I get out, and then I try to help my friend get out, but suddenly I'm invisible and incorporeal, so all I can do is follow her and talk to her. At some point there is some sort of evil that I'm trying to get away from, and I climb this tree higher and higher and higher, and I expect myself to fall at any moment. The tree has an 'alive' quality about it.

At some point I'm in some sort of petstore, and at the time I'd had these two baby reptiles that I had been chewing in my mouth like bubble gum. One was a baby alligator, and the other was something I either don't remember or never knew. It had been about three days since I started chewing them, and they'd obviously died the day I did. I just left them in my mouth anyway for the next three days. So finally at this petstore, I see some reptiles that I forgot to take care of that are dead, dried up, and horrifying in their tanks. I remember about the little ones in my mouth, and I take them out. They are equally dead, dried up, and horrifying. I try to pretend that I'm not horrified, but my friend next to me expresses it outright. We leave that area and I see the dinosaurs tank with these little reptiles that all resemble dinosaurs for sale. One of them is this T-Rex-like animal that has red on it. I want it, but my friend says not to buy it.

I'm walking home with my mom through a lot of snow. I have a sweatshirt and a heavy winter jacket on, but I have too many layers apparently, so I'm hot. I'm talking to her about how even though it's the summertime, I was too busy to even take a vacation, and I've been stressed out the whole summer. My voice cracks as I say, this summer has felt more like a busy weekend than a summer.

We get to the house, and my brother and some of his friends are inside. There is a person behind a counter saying that it is a gathering of nerds, and in a few minutes she will show them why they have gathered here. I have some pizza and a few jellybeans from a bag in the kitchen (one of my jellybeans was the flavor of a certain type of snow and an instrument). Then I go to the livingroom and sit on the couch. I'm very angry because I know they wouldn't allow me to join them just because I'm a girl, even though I'm probably a bigger "nerd" than some of them.

I get on the computer and bring up a page that has a bunch of characters on it with a bust of slenderman at the front of them, and a sliding bar in the middle-bottom. A noise is coming from the computer. When I slide the bar to the right, the noise becomes higher-pitched with a slower rate of beats. When I move the bar to the right, it becomes deeper and faster. I think about frequency waves, before realizing that this type of software is what they use to make binaural beats and isochronic tones (although in reality, the beats get faster as it gets higher-pitched, and slower as it gets lower-pitched). Whenever I slide the bar, slenderman turns his head in that direction, so that the direction of his head matches the location of the bar.

Hardly remember much now. I'm in my living room and a guy drives by and shoots randomly in the neighborhood, so I hit the floor. He leaves, but I know he'll be back. I go to the basement. Dad says it's even more dangerous down there for reasons I don't remember. Later, the basement is suddenly at ground level. Later, I'm in some kind of obstacle course or space ship or something with a bunch of other people on my side. We're doing something...

Later, I'm escorting an old woman through a dangerous place with my friend. One of the enemies briefly becomes/controls a spinosaurus and my friend and I have to shoot and kill it before it gets to us. We almost make it, but not before it injures the old lady (only a small cut on the foot, but it hinders her walking and we have to fix it). I get the idea that this black paint we have that makes you grow a beard could also heal her cut, so I lather some on, but it seems to make the cut hurt even more. I try to combine it with the sponge we have (all the things I have are in an inventory like a video game), but that doesn't make it work any better. Then the enemies arrive and something happens?

I'm texting my friend as I arrive at the biggest grocery store/mall in the world. She offers to play some computer game with me, and I say I can't, I'm at the biggest grocery store/mall in the world. I text her again when I see someone leaving the store with a BUNCH of groceries, including a jug of strawberry milk that is about three times as big as a regular gallon.

I'm writing this hours after I woke up, so I don't remember too much anymore.

I'm supposedly playing Portal, but in reality it's more like the moon base level of Killing Floor (minus the monsters). I get really excited when I see that other people are in the server with me, because I didn't remember Portal being a multiplayer game. The people in the server assume that I've gotten into the Portal series late, when really it's just been a long time. We keep having these mini "liftoffs" where we hold onto a handle and we are thrown into the air a little bit, and then there's zero gravity. Someone gives me the "Portal movie" and I put it into the DVD player. On a very large flatscreen TV (a little smaller than one at the movies, maybe), is a 2D animated movie about Chell. Now that I look back on it, even though it was supposed to be about Portal, she had her jumpsuit tied around her waist like Portal 2.

It was a great movie and it was really funny, even though at some parts it didn't really have to do with Chell or Portal at all. I was really excited that there was a good movie about my favorite game series. Later, I'm at this big grocery store where they have a mind-boggling amount of ice cream flavors, popsicle flavors, ice cream pop flavors, sundays, etc. There was also this small conveyor belt that you would sit on and you would grab office supplies off these little shelves as you rode along, and then when you got to the end of the belt, you payed and got off. I rode on it, but just to ride on it and not because I wanted office supplies. At the end, I felt embarrassed about it, so I told the cashier that I wanted those thin sticky notes. However, the ones I could find were pretty crappy quality.

Later, I can't get my friends to watch the Portal movie. Finally, they come in while I'm re-watching it, but they happen to come in during one of the parts that has nothing to do with Chell or Portal, so I become frustrated. At some point my parents are playing Yume Nikki hooked up to our TV because apparently it's now a console game. They know I love it so they wanted to try it out. They had only been playing it for a few minutes, but they weren't sure what to do at that point. I took the X-Box 360 controller from my mother and explained, while playing the game, that they would probably think it was actually fairly boring, since virtually all of it is just walking around and looking at things.

At some point, I'm lucid for a bit. I walk around and observe that everything is frustratingly fuzzy, but I forget to try to make anything more clear. I start flying for a bit over a bus that is driving down the road under me, and then I wake up(?).

My friend told me that there was something dangerous about getting a kitten.

I use knitting needles as weapons.

I start daydreaming about Bonkalore's monster!Wheatlies after I wake up and then I sort of sink into a fuzzy dream about them that only lasts seconds.

Later I'm inside TF2 and I'm doing really well.

Later I'm an army general but I'm not being very nice to my horse so other people start being mean to me, and everyone around me is a TF2 character.

Later I'm at a concert pretending to be a drummer of this famous band that has just come back after a long hiatus, but really, the drummer is sick or doesn't want to do it or something. The only member of the band that night who actually knows what he's doing is the singer. I literally have no idea what I'm even supposed to play, but I figure I'll follow along as best as I can. I have trouble even taking the cover off of the drums and then finding the right drumsticks. I wake up before I have to play anything.

Apparently some company, I don't remember what it was but it might have been a restaurant, needed "customer footage" for it's new commercial, so I get together with my family and we take some footage and send it in, then they e-mail me saying they've got plenty of what we already sent in and we didn't really need to send it in, and then I felt embarrassed.

My brother and I climb things, build things, and run from the law.

I'm in this dark building with a bunch of other people and we've all got futuristic weapons. Aliens and dinosaurs are attacking us.

Was hiking with a friend and my brother. Friend and I climb up a ladder to this thick wooden log/bar when my brother confronts a Grizzly. Another hiker - a man in some sort of wildlife national park ranger outfit ran towards us from behind the bear saying "woah woah woah!" and telling us not to shoot or kill the bear and being perturbed that we thought the bear would kill my brother. A normally-sized wolf followed him everywhere. He touched the back of the bear gently and spoke to it softly and walked away with it. After they were out of sight, a giant wolf came running after them, his huge footsteps audible. At some point the hiker had kicked the ladders out from their foundations so my friend and I were stuck on the pole/log thing, trying to put the ladders back into their holes with our feet so that we could get down. I wasn't too worried about it. I looked over at my friend and laughed. "What was that, Fenrir???"

In another dream I am walking around a mall, trying to blend in and look like I'm shopping. An organization is out to kill me so I'm trying to stay in a public place, since they won't kill me if they think anyone else will see. A member of the organization poses as a Walmart employee and comes up to me and at firsts asks me if I need anything and I say no, then they take my hat and try to make me chase them to get it. I already had a very stuffy nose so I tell them that I'm sick and I don't want to deal with their crap right now. If they want my hat, they can take it because I'm not chasing them in this condition. They look angry. There are some close calls where I run into dead ends and the organization could have taken me if they'd timed themselves right.

At some point I'm with my family in this old school that is black and white. I talk to a man there who says that the school was started by a little girl who is now dead. Everything is eerie and odd.

At some point I'm in the bedroom of Frodo, Samwise, and that female elf who's name starts with a G (like... Gilandryl or something like that.... Gwiladryl... or something...). I am smeagol, and I realize they can't see me since I have the ring on.

At some point I am inseparable from another person, and we can change shape, and when we do, we are always part of the same object or animal or whatever that we change into. We change into this powerful puzzle thing, but someone breaks us and try to get away with just my friend. The joke is on them, since we go from extremely powerful to useless if one of us is missing.

I was on Netflix watching a superhero show called Mr. Sexy Man or something like that, and the main character looked like wolverine without a shirt, except that his superpower was telekinesis and strength. He was at a bar exchanging stories about how they became sailors with some other sailors, when he asks them all to become his crewmates. They give him incredulous looks, because of course they've already got their own ships and crewmates. Then he shows off his powers by making one guy lie on top of a pool of water and knocking that guy and another guy out, all with telekinesis. He tells them that with his powers he can make the boat go faster to their destination and it has no chance of sinking. It cuts to a scene of them all on the boat with Mr. Sexy Man laughing maniacally as he makes the boat go as fast as it can by making huge swells of waves. He can handle it because he's a superhero, but all the crewmates are struggling and wishing they'd never agreed to this. There is one woman, completely in skin-tight leather and a leather mask, who has the coloration of Wolverine (except when she has the coloration of Deadpool. It kept changing). She was very flexible and lots of her poses were very escher girls-esque. Mr. Sexy Man liked her because she could keep up with him. They docked at a tropical island where there were "bad guys" and Mr. Sexy Man and the female superhero were fighting them off when I woke up.

Had a dream that it is easier to run on all fours. Later, I’m dipper and I’m talking about supernatural creatures with my parents. I learn that the amount of supernatural creatures in the area is on the rise, and at the time I am on a bike and my parents are in the highlander (car) in Meme’s (my grandma) driveway and there is a rainbow projected on the house. Mom says that one of the supernatural creatures is creating it, and I Decide that it can stay.

I learn that Gideon’s boyfriend suddenly became gravely ill while they were riding horses together, and I tried to get there in time to save him, but by the time I got there, he was already dead.

At some point I’m Dean and I’m in the movie theatre with either my parents or Sam and Bobby. I get a couple calls from Cas but at one point my caller ID says something like “anglelkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” and I’m wondering if Cas accidentally did something with his phone or if I accidentally edited my contacts while my phone was in my pocket. I go out to the lobby and answer the phone and it is actually this old woman who is pretty much insane and thinks that she’s an angel. She tells me some crazy stuff and most of the time I just keep responding with “ok.”

When I hang up, everyone in the lobby starts clapping because apparently they heard the call and everyone thought that I handled it very well.

Later, I’m still Dean but I work at some kind of other place living a domestic life. There is a big board with about 10 coworkers (five in two rows) and my other coworkers who are not on the board and I have to pick who we like the least by putting our hand on the picture of them. We unanimously agree on a woman with breast implants who wears a bikini 24/7. (I feel kind of bad about putting that on here, er, you can live your life however you want it this is the views of Dream!Dean!me not Awake!Me!me) Suddenly we are watching the woman as if through a video camera or something and we see her reaction to the vote. She looks perturbed, but she doesn’t get too upset or cry or anything.

Later, I am at a church service and the majority of the people there are black or latino. A man with blue eyes, blonde hair and pale skin steps up to the pulpit, takes out a pistol and starts shooting people in the audience. He yells, “blue-eyed regimen!” or something like that and I’m guessing he’s doing this out of racism. Meanwhile everyone just sits there and stares at him like they’re waiting for him to start the sermon, and I have to get up and yell at everyone to run before they realize what they should be doing.

I run on the balls of my feet and take big strides but it still doesn’t feel like I’m going very fast. There are bullets wizzing by me but somehow I make it to the parking lot. There I begin to slow down and I have to hide behind a car because I cannot run quickly anymore. However, the guy was following behind me the whole time and he walks right up to me with his gun and points it at me. Suddenly it is third perspective and the controls are like a game. Apparently there is no button to let me crawl underneath the car, but somehow I run away and climb a barbwire fence. On the other side of the fence is a taller barbwire fence, and then behind that is an even taller barbwire fence. At the top of the first fence, I use it like it’s as stretchy as a rubber band, and I sling myself to the next fence, and then I do the same with that one, although it takes quite a few more tries. I either had the head of someone from Homestuck or I was thinking about homestuck the whole time. Either I was suddenly someone from the Portal fandom or I was also thinking about the Portal fandom the whole time.

Started out as this minigame where I was on a traincar as a medic with another player as a scout. I had to press certain buttons at certain times to knock him off the traincar and he had to press certain buttons at certain times to stay on. He won, and then there was a long map where he had to run away from me and me and some team members had to try and shoot him. He won that, too. Later, I'm at this haunted-house-type place and I'm discussing with my friend how to create portals in between separate doors, how to make the haunted houses more scary, etc. It all has to do with a little green box that I can right click on, and it gives me a lot of different options.

Later, some kind of competition is going on, and since I'm the first to start the competition, I have to set all the color and playable character options, or something like that.

Later, there are certain types of giant larvae-like bugs that are demons. They turn a different color whenever they eat someone. My friend and I learn that this is because whenever it eats someone, the old demon dies and the new demon that is inside the body is the last person it ate. So if it eats someone you love, you have to kill the demon form of the person you love before it can eat you or anyone else.

So I'm Mike from Monster's Inc.(?) and I'm in this big party with a bunch of other Mikes and Sullies, and then some other people come in and we start freaking out and have to scare them all away (they're monsters too).

At some point I'm having dinner with my parents in some middle-eastern country and there's an edible plant in the restaurant that I grab some leaves off of, but then don't eat them because I'm afraid I've misidentified the plant.

I'm a part of a TF2 gaming group, but then I say something weird on our forums and suddenly I'm excluded from the "great people" games.

Two friends from real life and I are drinking tea and coffee, then we decide to mix all of our drinks together in our mugs.

There's some kind of series of levels that have to do with portal. There's the level with a BUNCH of turrets, the level with heat-seeking rocket-turrets, a level with a giant turret, etc.

At multiple points during the dream(?) I go outside and there's a bat or a few hanging around, which is great, I love bats. The last time, it's a GIANT bat with cute clothes on and it's swinging around and smiling/making faces.

I'm an old fortunetelling crone at a small convenience store. A dudebro with a lot of extra bangs and one white hair who occasionally turns into a cat asks to tell me his fortune, but it's not a good one. His life is great now, but it's only downhill from here. I take all of his bangs and give him back the one white hair.

Next, a young Harry Potter asks me his fortune. I tell him that he's about to go through terrible times, but he'll emerge a hero. I turn around to see Hermione there too.