Hazel's Boiler Room

1/18/11

Bleh. I'm done taking B6 for a while. A whole bunch of weird fragments.

1- Perverted Doctor
At the doctor's office, though I don't seem to be there for a checkup. I pass by my doctor, who is sitting at a table with tons of cookies, eating them. I ignore the strangeness of this and merely say "Hello," as I pass.

He stops me and strikes up a somewhat awkward and hesitant conversation. Though he doesn't say it, it's apparent that he wants me to have one of the cookies. "Uh, can I have one of those?" I ask, although they don't seem very appealing.

He brightens up. "Of course! Have as many as you want!" I take one of the cookies and eat it. It's actually pretty good.

After I leave, my brother notifies me that the doctor has a secret crush on me. Ew, he's like three times my age. "I'm definitely changing doctors."


2- The Two Small Dogs, and the Small Dog and the Bird
A narrator first begins explaining the story of "two small dogs" as they forsake society and vow to live on their own.

He then goes into another story about a "small dog who became friends with a small bird" and remained friends throughout their lives.

3- Wreck
My brother goes crazy and drives the car directly toward a gully. I leap out at the last second, but he stops the car before it falls. My mother gets mad at ME for jumping out of the car and forces us to redo the experience until I behave properly. I again jump out as the car crashes into the gully below. "You could have saved the car if you weren't so anal!" I yell and run home.

I climb inside my cabinet and hide there like a little kid. Sadie is sleeping in there. I startle her, and she makes that cute little "mrrw!" sound.

4- Swallowed a Fly
At lunch, my friends and I are discussing a silly music video that we saw a long time ago about a lady who swallowed a fly. It was by someone called Hot Christine.

((I feel like I've seen that video IRL, but I can't tell if it's a false memory or not!!!))

There were more, but they're gone now.