JonBingus

It begins at my old house. I've already been in this dream for an hour or so but it's mostly lost.

At my place, Chris has just decided to have a tinder girl over. I get cheesed cause of how shit my tinder game is, so I decide to do the one thing I never did at my childhood home. I sprinted upstairs, ripped open the window, and climbed out onto the roof. The roof was strange. It was soft and steeply angled so I could fall off. After sitting for a while I decided it was too strange to contiue doing. There was another one of thoses rare moments where I closed my eyes while turning around and the dream became entirely sensation based for a few seconds. I went downstairs and out the front door. I decided I would walk to the beach at Queens (does that exist) and just take the day off on the beach. I tried to teleport myself there but no luck.

As I walked down my childhood street I realized how amazingly vivid it all was. A pale blonde girl in a white car pulled up to the house next door and parked perpendicular, so strange. I told her she'll get towed and she didn't care at all. Must be Chris' girl.

The street was so beautiful. The trees once again pulled over the road, sheltering the place like one big cozy pavilion, an insulated time capsule where it all stood frozen. Every garden and yard was so lush, and the colours so vivid it was like a professional colour grade was happening in front of my eyes. As I approached the end of the street, my insanely hot neighbor came out. She was an absolute MILF, proabbly based off of visctorias secret angels, but rocking the mom jeans instead. She saw me and gestured around at how beautiful it all was and we started chatting about just how amazing this neighborhood is. She was enthralled with our chat and invited me in. Her house was absolutely incredible. All beautiful wood and massive high ceilings like a church. There were many floors all in one open concept, hard to explain. We walked through the house and then came upon the hot tub and abck deck. She looked at the tub, turned around, smiled, and said "Let's get drunk".

Fuck yes.

I fly downstairs and grab my bathing suit, I guess I've stayed here before. Kitty is chilling on the stairs back up, and I start petting the shit out of him since I haven't seen the little guy for a long time. I woke up petting my cat. Comfy dream.