non-lucid

My brother and I were going to road trip all the way to los angeles. We had to pick a car, and for some reason we were in the same school, and the school was going to pay for the car. We went to a massive car lot that had everything from lamborghinis to mopeds but we took so long to choose we were kicked out. Too bad.

My favourite part was when I had a GTR, and it was parked down the street. I looked down at my hands and realized that I was holding a wireless Xbox 360 steering wheel. I used it to drive the GTR around and I though it was super weird but I didn't RC. Then I started doing this thing where I lay on the pavement in front of the car while it was driving and for some reason I was smoothly sliding down the road in front of the car relaxing. The cops drove by and pulled a U turn to take me down for illegally sliding on the road (ha!) so I slid right under an oncoming car and lay on the ground in a police uniform. The car stopped and so did the police, and when I got up they said "Well done officer" and arrested the oncoming car. I began walking away and at my house I ran into a billionaire chinese kid. I started asking him about the difference between here and china and he was very awkwardly responding. I followed him into an elevator, which led us onto a canoe.

I was suddenly in a place from a dream that comes from my childhood. It was a beautiful wooded lake, and rising about 100 feet off the water was a levitating house of glass and steel. It was a long house, and from the front door extended a glass tunnel that traveled over the river leaving the lake, and disappeared around the bend. I knew that walkway would continue for miles through the forest, calmly hovering in the sky and looking so beautiful against such untouched landscape. We passed the house in the canoe and arrived at our destination. The place was a gathering of young people just hanging out I guess. We all had dogs, but for some reason I brought a tiger. There was a really vicous shiba inu that would hang out with it on the patio as it was unafraid of the tiger. We all left the dogs and headed out to this place with amazing waves in a small fleet of boats, and I continued to interrogate the kid. He didn't drive cars or anything else you'd expect of a billionaire baby so I slowly stopped talking to him. On the ride back I remember having to violently steer the boat as there were massive waves and extremely shallow patches all around, and we kept sliding over areas of rocky shore. We managed to make it back, but as we arrived the Shiba started antagonising the tiger, who promptly fucked him up and ate him whole. I had to go in and tell my friend that my tiger ate his dog, and after he flipped out I woke up.

In my dream last night I entered a videogame as grand and wonderful as earthbound. I was a small boy living in a world full of beautiful rolling green hills like those in the kingdom of Ooo, and I encountered much. Armies of small chrome men, dragons and T-rexes fighting eat other for the right to eat my sweet supple body. I met no defeat, and fell to no temptation, and in the end I slayed the mother in law of the land, and all was at peace. Moments from waking up, George from Seinfeld went on a good long rant.

Dream Signs:
Beautiful Views
Videogames

..

I just woke up so sad.

In my dream, I was working at an editing place similar to mine. I had been assigned to edit a video my family was doing and Papa was the producer. It was a dream so I didn't really care about the video. After being assigned it I instead headed out into nature and watched the cycle of life as a momma predator and cubs were in the jungle. The momma was killed, and the cubs roamed around until foxes ate them. At one point while filming them, a gorilla came sprinting from behind a tree trying to kill us for proximity. Suddenly I was in the world's largest warehouse. Our filming team was checking it out, 200 foot ceilings and rows of items going all the way up, the place had no end. We were filming in there when the lights went off and we were attacked by gorillas again. Simon got extremely mad because we didn't warn him as a prank, and he turned into a gorilla and went after me. I somehow dropped all of my money in the chase, and it went into a pit in the factory. I lost $2 million. I went in to work to do some stuff and begin earning it all back. The guys at work sat me down, and as gently as they could said my grandfather disliked the video I made and that I could not come back in tomorrow. I was floored. I had just lost all my money and now I was fired for being a shit editor. I flew away, jumping around the warehouse fucking shit up and crying. I left into the night, and found a random party. I tried to join but was too sad. The next day I went back in to work and strolled right into the office. The guys were there and they were surprised to see me. They were interviewing a new kid. I told him I was sacked and he was replacing me, and that before I go I have to know exactly everything I did wrong and how I can improve. They told me some stupid rambling explanation that made no sense and was just purely insulting. I left even more pissed. There was a group of nice girls nearby that I tried to party with, but one of them was an editor as well and knew that I was shit and fired and kept trying to make me feel better. It was so humiliating. They stopped at an apartment block for a massive Jam, we were on a block where every single building had a party on every single floor and people were dancing in the streets. I just simply continued walking in my leather jacket at night, and strolled into the darkness. There was a building that had a tunnel through it for the sidewalk, and it was lit up internally with a beautiful white glow that played off the puddles around it, it made for a beautiful shot and I noticed it and thought I should use it as a film location.

In the last moment of the dream, a girl from the group ran up to stop me from leaving. She tripped and spilled chocolate milk all over me. I got even more upset. I basically teleported back to work where I could shower, and emerged to see the guys confused and worried why I was still there. I said "Didn't you know? You didn't just fire me and fail to teach me what I did wrong, but yesterday all of my money was stolen by a gorilla. My life is over." They asked me what I would do now, and I said eat 6 bags of mushrooms and commit suicide.

Then my alarm went off.

I think I'll go back to sleep and try to start the day on a better note.

Dream Signs
Girls
Beautiful Views
Flying
Animals
Editing

Basically average life in a different town. Driving around, getting pizza, hitting the movies, not much special. I got the name of the girl at the movies, "Mia."

I had many dreams tonight, ranging from deep epics to short lucidity bursts.

The first one was once again an utter failure on my part as far as DILD goes.

I was downtown, when I realized a miley cyrus concert was going on in an intersection. I was a couple blocks away when I noticed Miley walk out of a VIP area that was unmarked with two organizers, telling them to do something. I didn't really care about her but I thought it was a great opportunity for me to take a leap and explore the VIP. I walked past her and casually said hi. She asked if I was invited in there I said of course and kept walking, she said are you going in? I freeze up then say yes. I enter the plaza. It's a residential home downtown with a plaza out back, and there are a bunch of roadies and such here. One of them was phillip seymour hoffman's character from Boogie Nights. I entered the place, and in a room watching a movie I found every popular kid who I have ever felt judged by in my life. All the kids from camp, from high school, were all there. I walk in and ask what kind of drugs they had taken to be watching such a strange movie, and a girl pipes up "aww little jonny is scared of a little bit of drugs" to which I reply "Actually I'm just super baked and hoping you have some better shit on you". They all laugh and I walk out. I feel kind of liberated, and it's funny how now in life I don't have to worry about popularity being outside of a teenage environment, and yet that time of my life is still so deep rooted in my subconscious. I should also say that when I entered that room I should have immediately reality checked seeing as it was a room completely filled with bendos but eventually I will have that skill.

I later left the party and got in steamy. Lee was driving and in the back was me, tyler, and anna. There was some random porno on in the back which was super weird so I just got out to walk. As I was walking they decided to go to a big party so they started ripping backwards down the road with the doors wide open so I could jump in. They gave me they keys and I took it to a parking lot once they hit their party. I woke up as the cops came to arrest me for having drugs in the van or something.

I went back to bed, and found myself on a path in the deep rainforest. There were massive trees around, and someone was narrating in my ear about how old they are, and how the female trees live for thousands of years, where the male trees will grow up in droves, and then burn down all at once, yet the females are so large and thick the fire cannot start them. I exited the woods above a high cliff/hill that was next to a city, with a beautiful bay of water at the bottom. As I was walking along the path, I saw a beautiful sight. I should have reality checked but I was so fascinated. It was one of those pathways with trees lining both sides of it, and they curved sharply just above head level to form a beautiful tunnel of branches, and out the other end of it you could just see water. I stared at it for a long time and walked through it. At the other end on a bench to the left of the trees was an old woman, staring off at the ocean. I walked back up through them, and as I began to I was suddenly listening in on a phone conversation between my dad and Cam, talking about how I always suspected I was dreaming, and that everyone was a figment of my imagination. I still did not reality check!

After they finished I was at the top of a cliff created by building parking lots at the top of the steep hill. There was a trade show or guerilla marketing fair there where phone companies had people doing running races and such to win free swag. I looked off at the beautiful blue water and knew I wanted to fly over it. I told the person at the koodo both that I was going to sue them for making me do this in their games (ha!) and then I jumped off the edge of the lot. I went plummeting toward the water, and realized I would probably die. There was a guy on a jet ski below staring in horror, but at the last second i pulled up with inches to spare, and ripped across the surface of the water at the speed of a fighter jet. The exhilaration was so much that I instantly awoke.

In my final dream, as I began to sleep again, I was at my old public school. It was a simple dream, I simply watched a street dog walk around looking for a mate. He found a beautiful border collie, and grabbed her, as she willingly led him carry her by the scruff to his territory in the school. I knew he would begin mating, so I lost interest. Next to me suddenly was a phillipino woman, who said "This reminds me of my home country... but I can't remember where that is." I knew immediately she was a dream character hastily thrown in to distract me, and she did not know her origin because she was not real. I hit lucidity fast and hard but started waking from the excitement, and unwisely tried to scream lucidity boost when I should have simply slowed down and observed the world around me in a meditative way. It was fleeting and strong, and then I awoke.

Dream Signs
Beautiful Girls
Breathtaking views
Flying
Narration
Steamy

I was in a new city. I knew that the Dankertons now lived in my Toronto house but this was not Toronto. We were in a town full of ex students of some school or camp that combined all groups of kids I know. Downtown there was a car wash that I had just realized I purchased from Jeff Turcotte when he created it as his final project at the school. I wanted to relocate it but I didn't remember if my purchase of it was fully legal so I basically picked it up and moved it. I dropped it in the bay nearby, and used it as a waterslide somehow. The view from the top of the waterslide was amazing and I was in a phone call with my dad when I saw it. I started talking to him about how beautiful the sunset was, and how the horizon bent down violently as if we were on a tiny planet. I chalked this up to how high I was but I REALLY should have considered that I was dreaming. After that the kids were hanging out with some girl that Chris knew from school. She showed up totally naked just to embarrass us and then kept coaching all of the guys on how to pick up chicks. I left half way through the conversation as I was concerned over whether or not I had really paid for that carwash. I went over in my head how the money had flowed and could not come up with an answer beyond taking a loan from my parents that I had no memory of. This was the SECOND time that I entered deep thought in the dream and yielded no reality checks. I must improve. I must get better, become more aware in my day to day life.

Dream Signs
BEATUTIFUL VIEWS
Impossible math
Impossible structures
Chris
NAKED GIRLS in public??

I was in an apocalypse, a land of only vehicles and zombies. It was civilized, but we all ran around on motorbikes running zombies down. A friend of mine orgainzed an event where we flood a parking garage with zombies and then run as many over as you can like a videogame. Michael scot and I left to go find greener pastures. The fuzz creeps in, and I awake.

Dream Signs
Michael Scott
Vehicles
Zombies
Videogames

at all

I have made a few calls since dreaming so it's a bit fuzzy but let me go over this all. There was a group of girls that my friends and I bumped into. One was insanely beautiful, one was medium, and one was uggs. The one girl was my perfect type; dark hair, big eyes, innocent and kind face, cute personaity. But my friend (possibly luka) snagged her and I was left to court the medium chick. She liked me, but all I could think of was the girl with the dark hair. She consimed my thoughts. eventually we all did LSD, and I confessed my love. We then had to build the Steam machine from scratch and people kept coming to steal the parts so we moved the operation to a balcony. Then I awoke.

Dream Signs:
Girls
Love
Theft
Steam Machine
Jealousy
Social Awkwardness

I was subwaying around the city when I found myself at the stop near Arshia's new house. There were a bunch of hughschoolers in the line with me and they all had those little rope bracelets form summer camp, but each one was designed to show off how many times you've had sex. The kids kept asking me why I had no notches, and I said that my school didn't wear those bracelets which made everyone laugh at me. I ditched them and found Arshia's place. There I met Susannah, and I promptly asked her out. She said yes and we passionately kissed before I had to go join Arshia. His house could only be reached by walking aruond the edge of a skyscraper like the scene in the matrix where Neo climbs out on the building. The living room was all grass floor with tall white walls and the whole was was ancient persian tomes restored in brand new covers. There was another room that was like a pearl white gymnasium with a grand piano int the center, and there I found Susannah. We made out again, and then I had to leave as the apocalypse began.

Dream signs:
Arshia
Impossible structures
Susannah
Social awkwardness

In the very beginning there was a lot of driving, and a lot of police chases. An adult friend was driving us in a steamwhistle vehicle and got in a chase with the cops. He escaped, and then we headed to the humber river for more driving. After that it was Greenwood graduation. My class was partying in this big open room with island stages down the middle. I went to the very end of the room to find the photographer. All my friends were there, Thomas, David, Seth, all the boys. We took our last photo, and then went to write something on the wall in yellow pastels or something like them. I was going to write something like "I can still feel these last four years like they are happening today." The problem was that I couldn't do english well, being a dream. Eventually I wrote something and then I went to shower. I realized that I was in the foyer of the bedroom of Christine and some new hot girls who must have joined in grade 12. They all came out and I was in my boxers, but sadly they all passed quite quickly. After that I left to find my friends, and met them at a pond. At this pond was a MAJOR dreamsign. Levitating fish, a whole school of them just levitating a foot over the water. The ultimate fish advantage was what I called it. There was a second species of even larger fish living under the water that would wait for them and then jump out with massive mouths and try to swallow them whole. After that I left to find my friends again, but this time I was Michael Scott. I was on the phone with my wife explaining how I had spent all our savings on a business venture I was removed from, and I said "I am not a salesman, I'm a sales manager." In the house I got to, which was a big octagonal wooden cottage, I found my friends in the basement waiting out the winter. They had all the food supplies out on the floor as the fridge was dead. I went and looked in the fridge at all the rotten food, and then I woke up.

Dreamsigns:
The Office
Floating/levitating
Greenwood graduation
Police Chases
Christine
Thomas Cole