non-lucid

Date of Dream: SAT 13 APR - 2019



Dream No. 575 - Looking For The Wrong Guy

I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was at this unknown place, the first part of the scene claiming that I was in the dream world. There were swirling images of these random, distorted faces on a billboard. The scene then shifted and the dream ridiculously claimed that I was now in the real world. I was to remember the faces from the previous billboard and choose one that I wanted to meet. I couldn’t remember any of them though as I wasn’t aware about the task back then, so I assumed that one of the faces was a girl with a cowboy hat. There was a later part of the scene but I don’t remember a lot about it.

In a later scene, it was pitch black at night and I was at my old house, I was living in the shed in the corner of the backyard. I was trying to switch the light on but no matter how I flicked the switch, the power didn’t seem to be working, yet I didn’t seem to be led into a lucid dream either by this weird phenomenon. I rather decided that I would try and find 18-Volt. I carefully found my way out of the shed and into the dark backyard, calling not for him but rather I seemed to be calling out “Ed Bosco!”. The first three times it was that, then it was just an elongated “Ed!” as I peered my head around brick walls to see if I could see the guy I was looking for.

I found it odd that I was looking for 18-Volt yet calling for Ed. I thought to myself that if I was calling for 18-Volt, would my parents hear me? I had the weird feeling like I was in waking life. Eventually I got upset and distressed when I couldn’t get a hold of 18-Volt. Later on in the dream, I was on one of my local roads and there were the Mario Bros. Killing off each member of the Warioware crew one-by-one. 18-Volt was the last person to be killed off but this was done just before I could reach him.



Dream No. 575
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: FRI 12 APR - 2019
Nap Time: 4:00 PM - 5:30 PM



Dream No. N574 - An Interesting Job

I don't remember what happened at the start of the dream. From where I do remember, I was in this unknown building and one of the university lecturers SA-O was there. There was talk about him being promoted to this job but I have forgotten what it was. While he was going to be away working, he gave the class questions that they had to do from the textbook so they couldn’t have a break either. I didn’t end up doing the questions though, rather, I ended up doing some sort of investigation into SA-O’s situation.

At one point, a lady, who seemed to be his supervisor, came up to him and said that he could either choose from some further work experience at Killester College or that he could go on this retreat with a group to Daylesford. I was saying to myself but aloud, “That’s my high school! I should be the one to clean it!”. In the end, SA-O decided to go to Killester.

In the next scene, I was following after him in my own car. Only though, the place didn’t look like it does in real life. Rather, it was a barren surrounding and the road led to what looked like airport hangar sheds. I don’t remember what happened after this.



Dream No. N574
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: FRI 12 APR - 2019



Dream No. 574 - I Don't Want Your Therapy

I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, my mum was badly pressuring me into getting help for my elevator phobia. She was doing the paperwork without my permission and was demanding for me to go and see this psychologist. At this point in time, there I was nothing I could but sit back and cringe, hoping that my mum’s attempt would fail. Thankfully, it ended up failing. The person in the dream rejected the paperwork and said I wasn’t eligible for that type of assistance. I gave a sigh of relief and said to myself “Thank God I didn’t go with MW, I’d much rather have 18-Volt helping me”. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream No. 574
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: MON 8 APR - 2019



Dream No. 573 - Teddy With A Garden Hoe

I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was at home and my mum and dad were insisting that I return to high school but to another one than I was originally at in real life. Not only that, but I would be starting from year 7 as an excuse for ages of full time study. I didn’t like this idea bit I reluctantly accepted. They then left for Apollo Bay and that’s when my grandma told me that the name of the high school was something else. I get upset knowing this and now I say no furiously.

I am then mentioning 18-Volt as I groaned and walked towards my bedroom. Each time I mentioned him, a short burst of his energy was perceived. My parents did come back later on and they saw me home. They had asked my grandma why I hadn’t gone and she told them that I was upset. I don’t remember how my parents reacted to this.

For the next scene of the dream, I was in this unknown suburban area and I can’t recall whether it was within, Australia, America or somewhere completely different. I was heading towards this big house as I was seeking out Edward (Ed) B. Something told me that he wasn’t in the front-end of the house, so it was assumed he would be in one of the back rooms. The weather turned and it started pouring outside.

At one instance, I was hesitant and nervous that Ed would get angry at me because I had supposedly turned up without notice. At the same time, I had to run to the back door before I got completely drenched. As I was trembling at the doorstep, the dream camera peered through the window and into the kitchen and it showed Ed and his friends Timber and Calico (Calico was in his fur-suit, Timber wasn’t) within a big circle of people, talking to each other.

Ed turned his head to the back door and walked up to it to open it for me. I was now nervously anticipating what he was going to say to me. I think he could tell what was going on inside my head as he said that he was expecting me, which surprised me. He was struggling to recall who it was but earlier, apparently someone had spoken to him and had pre-warned him of my arrival. After some muddles and hesitations, he paused, putting his finger on his chin in a pondering fashion and then went, “It was some guy with a hoe”. As he said that, a sub-scene showed a teddy standing on top of a hill with a garden hoe over his shoulder. I gasped in amazement and piped out to Ed, “The teddies!”. The teddies were then indicated to be at the local Kmart store, waiting for my return.

We were still in the very back room and Ed had engaged me in some more casual conversation. Though still, I didn’t have answers for some of his questions. Eventually, he suggested we join the group in the kitchen. Once we joined into the circle in the kitchen, the dream only visually showed the group chattering and then the dream had ended.



Dream No. 573
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: SAT 6 APR - 2019



Dream No. 572 - Separated Sections

Dream 572 A - Continental Market Stall
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I can remember, I was in the car and in there, RC was calling me weird endearments. She had good intentions but I felt very awkward and creeped out and didn’t like these endearments at all. On the streets, when we got out, I was complaining to my brother but he told me to shush immediately as apparently RC would be able to hear me. The family ends up at a distorted version of the Dandenong Market.

The dream ends up skipping to another location but I have to make my way back to the market. I am in a long corridor and it is full of elevator doors. I felt very uneasy about this and was subconsciously wishing that 18-Volt was around to keep me calm. I thought to myself that I had to get past them and hurry before they would open. A couple of students from my high school, EGo, MKa and someone else was there but I even avoided them to save myself.

Finally I was back in the market when I came across Peter (now deceased) at one of the stalls. He was working there and he told us (my mum, grandma and I) that this was his favourite stall, the continental deli. He had a uniform on and was actually serving us himself. I can’t remember anything else about this dream.

Dream 572 B - Drowning In Africa
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I can remember, my mum, grandma and I were apparently going to the poverty stricken grounds of Ethiopia along with a primary school group for their school camp. For the time being, it was just a very small body of water, almost like a large puddle that we had all gone into, even though the water was very dirty. It was then though that the dream changed my perception for this to be a very large and deep lake.

I found myself drowning as the thickness of the water was pulling my down and I was vigorously treading my arms to keep myself afloat. At the same time, I could see the rest of the school kids and the adults struggling as well but they seemed a bit distant and out of the main focus of my sight. I felt really scared, as if I was going to die. I waved my arms vigorously as I called out to the far end of the lake for Dreamy WB.

Dreamy WB came promptly, her hair in a symmetrical afro and wearing her black slit dress. Interestingly, she was actually seen walking on the surface of the water! Eventually though, she submerged up to her neck and swam over to pull not only me but two of the school kids out as well. That wasn’t all though. To a pleasant surprise, once Dreamy WB had gotten us out of the water, 18-Volt came in his Warioware Gold appearance and took three more school kids out. Dreamy WB and 18-Volt ended taking turns until everyone was out of the water, with the three adults; my mum, my grandma and the teacher coming out last with 18-Volt. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream 572 A
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Dream 572 B
Dream Guide: Dreamy WB & 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: THU 4 APR - 2019



Dream No. 571 - Separated Sections

Dream 571 A - Discriminatory Pageant
I don’t remember what happened at the start of the dream. From where I do remember, I was at my high school for another event. There was supposedly a whole school beauty pageant taking place in the library which guests could also be a part of. I was a part of the guest crowd and apparently we had to wait for one of the teachers, Ms Hack., to escort us to the library. For some time, Ms Hack. had not shown up and I ended up going outside because I had to go to the bathroom.

As I was walking across the main courtyard, there was this micro sized green goo-like boy that was standing right in the way of the steps to the footpath. I gently put my hands on him to escort him out of the way but as I had done this, a group of unknown teachers came up to me and started yelling at me, accusing me of an illegal interaction with the supposed minor. I thought I hadn’t done anything wrong as how else was I going to get the little boy to move?

The teachers had walked away but I was still scared that I was going to get into some serious trouble, and so I started to call for Dreamy WB. My calls were loud and spaced, so although I was in a panic, I put in the emphasis, hoping she would hear me loud and clear. A few times I had tried and nothing happened, for some, I had even used her alternate name, Miss T. I then thought I saw her heading out of the year 12 corridor but she looked preoccupied and had the illusion as if she was carrying some books around.

When I noticed her, I no longer called her name but instead, called out some long and exaggerated sound like “heeeeeeeeeeey!” which frantically waving to catch her attention. She finally turned her gaze towards me and then started walking in my direction, weirdly though, she all of a sudden wasn’t carrying the books anymore. She had a very stern look on her face and said in a serious tone, “Don’t worry about it”, telling me not to worry about the prior event with the boy and the teachers and to rather just focus on going to the bathroom. She spread her arms out though and gave me a lengthy hug.

I was then in the bathrooms but the weird thing is that the toilets were over flowing with urine, so much so that it was spilling out onto the floor. I can’t remember anything else that happened in this dream.

Dream 571 B - This Is Not Elvis
I don’t remember much about this dream. From what I can remember, some family friends were at some unknown place and were singing for some of the elderly residents. For the first time, Jayde was singing a song and I could easily follow her. A bit later in the dream though, she seemed to be singing “I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” by Elvis Presley but then it wasn’t that song at all. It was something totally different and I was mucking up the words massively. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream 571 A
Dream Guide: Dreamy WB
Lucid?: No

Dream 571 B
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: TUE 2 APR - 2019



Dream No. 570 - Separated Sections

Dream 570 A - Lost In The Cemetery
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I was preparing for a family-wide celebration; whether it was for Christmas or my birthday. I do recall that I was going to sing a few songs at my other grandparents’ house and was talking about this with my dad at home. Later on, I did some shopping with my mum to see what cake we wanted to pick. At the grandparents’ house, there was a scene with my aunty and my little girl cousin but I forgot what happened in it.

In a completely different scene of the dream, I seemed to be in this unknown but civilised area. As I walked further and further though, the place seemed to become more empty and feel more like a ghost-town, apparently I was in the vicinity of a cemetery. There was then this guy, similarly aged to me that started chasing me and when he got close enough, he was going to throw some sticky, sponge-like thing at me which I was scared of being hit by.

As this was a cemetery, I thought that there would be the presence spirits and God around and so therefore a sacred place, so I resorted to calling Dreamy WB for help as she is the more spiritually-centred guide. I called for her at a frantic pace as I typically would in a stressful situation. No matter how much I called, she wouldn’t come. The guy was getting closer and I could now see him aiming the sponge at me, so I tried calling for 18-Volt; that didn’t work either.

Dream No. 570 - Studying About The Bullied Boy
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was reading my Corporate Reporting textbook. In the next scene, outdoors in the streets of some unknown suburb, 18-Volt was getting bullied by Waluigi. For the first part, I wasn’t in that scene; it’s later on that I actually come into the scene. Then though, 18-Volt also starts to get picked on by 13-Amp. I said something in defence, in relation to my textbook but I forgot what it was. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream 570 A
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Dream 570 B
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: SUN 31 MAR - 2019



Dream No. 569 - Ballsco Is Triumphant

I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I was in some unknown complex and was interacting with all three members of the Cooper gang, all in their Sly 2/3 appearance. Sly and Bentley didn’t say much but Murray was talking about what was going on inside the glass cage, which he was in as well. Apparently there was a match fix where it was “Edward Bosco” vs “Edward Ballsco”. Murray told me that he was barracking for Ballsco. I asked him why and he told me that he just had a feeling that Ballsco was going to win. As this was supposedly the case, I barracked for Ballsco as well.

Inside the glass cage, seemingly lined with newspaper like in a pet store but not shredded, Bosco was wearing a white business shirt and Ballsco was wearing a casual army-print denim jacket. I couldn’t recall what Bosco was doing but Ballsco’s basketball head had detached from his body and was flying impulsively towards Bosco with a piercing glare from his cartoonified glasses. The impact had knocked Bosco down and Ballsco was declared the winner. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream No. 569
Dream Guide: Murray
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: SAT 30 MAR - 2019



Dream No. 568 - Separated Sections

Dream 568 A - Not The Real Volt
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was in an unknown area, trying to find my way out of this building. Along one of the corridors, I ended up seeing 5 elevators and then a set of stairs at the end. I ended asking Dreamy WB to come and help as I headed up the stairs towards the outside. When I was at the top of the stairs though, I said to myself, “Stop being lazy” and actually went back down in order to attempt elevator practise.

A fake 18-Volt came out of one of the elevators and asked me who I was looking for, I told him that I was indeed looking for 18-Volt. The dream ended before the real 18-Volt could come.

Dream 568 B - A Photo With Fame
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, there were these Santa photos on offer at MYER instead of being with Santa, it was with 18-Volt and this was the case at all MYER stores across Australia. I made the decision to do it when 18-Volt would be at MYER Knox; my dad ended up taking me.

When I got there, I noticed something off about 18-Volt, he was not the real deal. Rather, he seemed very rude and stand-offish. There was a point at which I felt like was getting to the real 18-Volt but the dream ended very soon.



Dream 568 A
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Dream 568 B
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: TUE 26 MAR - 2019



Dream No. 567 - A Simple Chat

I can’t remember much about this dream at all. The only thing I can remember is that I was chatting to Edward (Ed) B in some unknown setting, he was wearing a black hoodie over his base clothing, with the hood over his head even if it wasn’t raining.



Dream No. 567
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: SAT 23 MAR - 2019



Dream No. 566 - Voice Actor Sleepover

I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was at my house and there were two voice actors from America staying over. Edward (Ed) B ended up having my bedroom and so I was sleeping in the front room. Kevin M had another room that doesn’t exist in real life. There was one point in the dream where I was in the kitchen of a distorted layout. Ed was about to come out of the bedroom as it was apparently morning but I was nervous about this. I didn’t want to see how scruffy and disorderly Ed would look after such a long sleep.

The dream was trying to tease me as it kept quickly switching back and forth between me and then Ed who was trying to wade his way out from under my sheets. There was eventually a quick snippet of him and he seemed to be wearing an orange high-viso construction vest over his outfit. Both now in the kitchen, I was making something but I ended up getting slightly upset as Ed was insinuating that he didn’t want to try my food. On the other hand, Kevin, who wasn’t in the room, was emitting this energy that suggested he was really keen to try my cooking.

Later on in the dream, it was just me at home. My dad was now making something in the kitchen and I think it was with some salami, some cream sauce, and basil. I asked why he used the ingredients he did and he said that the basil was to cool down the salami and the sauce. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream No. 566
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: FRI 22 MAR - 2019



Dream No. 565 - Beachside Rendezvous

I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was on some unknown beach when Edward (Ed) B ended up approaching me from the distance. He was wearing a red short sleeved t-shirt with black pants and white shoes. We ended up greeting each other with a very quick, informal hug. I don’t remember anything else that happened in this scene.

The next scene was later on in the dream but still in the same location, Ed was no longer around though. It was some unknown African man that was talking to me and he was mentioning something about these three people who taught Dutch at a high school. He mentioned two of them with a title of “Brother” and other of “Sister”, I have forgotten their names. The third one mentioned was “Brother Ed”, so apparently Ed was one of the ones now teaching Dutch at this high school. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream No. 565
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: THU 21 MAR - 2019



Dream No. 564 - The Disorderly Law Quiz

I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was at some unknown area, seeing some family friends that my mum knows. The son of the family friend looked very distorted in a bad way and I was actually scared of him in this scene. I can’t remember anything else that happened in this scene.

For the next scene, I was at my house, in my study room. Weirdly, my law lecturer was also in there as I was preparing to take a supposedly 60 minute quiz with 45 questions. She was constantly talking to me about stuff but it had no relevance at all to the law quiz or anything to do with the law subject. I had apparently clicked the start button but she was still talking. Half an hour into the quiz and I actually had to tell her to be quiet. It was hard to do but my brother eventually came and distracted her.

I was rushing to complete the quiz but at the same time I seemed to breeze through the questions easily. It was after the quiz that the dream showed me sitting in my mum’s car in an unknown undercover car park. I was going to pull my phone out and message Edward (Ed) B on Twitch to tell him that I had finished my LST2BSL quiz. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream No. 564
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: WED 20 MAR - 2019



Dream No. 563 - The Ridiculous Class

I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, my brother and his university friends were at some sort of party and I was going to go and pick them up. A bit later on, I ended up at the place that has been identified as Forest Hill Tower, which does not exist in real life. Usually, the tower was only known to have an elevator, so I was surprised to see stairs when I entered. Still, this tower had an eerie feel about it and I wasn’t confident in how safe this area was.

Upon a further look, I saw stairs as well as some weird looking escalator. In-fact, the escalator seemed to be moving in the wrong direction and so I decided to call for Dreamy WB to come and fix the problem. There were multiple people who were coming down and so I waited for them to get off and then I yelled for Dreamy WB. She didn’t appear but the direction of the escalator had changed. When I came to the next escalator, it was also moving in the opposite direction and so I repeated the process which had the same effect. Afterwards, I ended up back outside and had meet up with my friend from TAFE, NN. In the dream, she showed me a photo of his apparent girlfriend.

The next scene took place in my house, in the hallway just outside my parents’ bedroom and GD was there. GD announced that there was going to be this class starting at 5:00 AM and going until 5:00 PM but that we should turn up in advance for instance at 4:30 AM. NN was there with me and I was shaking my head at him, telling that this class was no good. I then turned to GD and said no but he ended up getting mad at me.

I knew what I had to do next, I started my summoning of Dreamy WB. I made an announcement, something like, “Dreamy WB could you please come to 11 ****** Court representing campus 311?” and like typical PA announcements, I repeated it a second time but as I was doing so, GD actually spoke over the top of it and tried to interrupt. I go downstairs to see if anything had happened and to my gratitude, Dreamy WB had turned up. She had her hair in the default frizzy afro and was wearing a black pencil dress. She gave me a lengthy hug and then went upstairs, supposedly to give GD a stern talking to.

Meanwhile, all these international students were stampeding in my driveway and towards my front door, including MN from TAFE. I managed to shut the door and lock it just in time before that could get through. Oddly though, I looked back and YJ had magically appeared inside, which is what I didn’t want. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream No. 563
Dream Guide: Dreamy WB
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: TUE 19 MAR - 2019



Dream No. 562 - Separated Sections

Dream 562 A - All I Want From You
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was at my old house but it was fairly distorted in some manner. I was still waiting for Edward (Ed) B to get back to me so I could mail him the handmade Easter card but there was no response. In a fit of minor rage, I stamped over to the mirror cabinet and whipped and envelope and pen out of one of the drawers. I was going to physically write all the conventions on the envelope to express what I wanted.

In pink pen, I wrote his full name and the pink pen was supposedly indicating that I already had this detail. I then switched to a purple pen which signified the aspects that he needed to get moving with and provide. One after another, I wrote “address”, “state” and then “country”. There was a problem though, as I wrote each convention, the ink started bleeding very badly. Eventually, the envelope was nothing but pink and purple and it became a very soggy tissue-like mess. The writing could not be seen at all, so it looked it like it was all over.

I walked up to the mirror, hanging the envelope pinched in two fingers. I looked at myself in the mirror, very disappointed. Although I looked in the mirror, I didn’t notice anything disturbing enough to become lucid. That’s all I can remember about this dream.

Dream 562 B - Nasty Teachers Aid
The dream started off with me being at my high school, apparently I was there to help the music department with an event in the main hall; it was a school wide assembly. There was a twist though, I was only allowed to help in the hall for 15 minutes and then I had to be outside and was not allowed to participate in the assembly. While I was outside, I was talking to this girl called Sam, she seemed to act strange in some way. At some point, she even went into kiss me which I didn’t feel comfortable with at all.

I was then on my own again and was wandering towards the area of the staffroom. As I was walking towards there, I said to myself, “Hope Mrs Kea. doesn’t see me as I managed to avoid the sign in area”. When I got past the door, I ran so that she wouldn’t notice me. It went wrong though as I could hear her yelling at the top of her lungs, something like, “Leave now! Walk out the side entrance!”.

I was now on the streets upset; it wasn’t a major road though. I ended up in what seemed to be this weird looking grove area. I was wandering the streets upset when I tried to call for 18-Volt, hoping that he would come and comfort me. At one stage, I saw 18-Volt walking up the hill but he was walking away from me. His appearance was the realistic Game & Wario style but he was wearing his green jacket and pants with his glasses and headphones.

At one point, I saw him approaching someone else and giving them a hug; I was worried that he was going to walk away and abandon me. I was proven wrong; after he hugged the person, he turned around and started walking towards me. He seemed oddly preoccupied though and so didn’t seem to put as much care into me as he usually would. He spread his arms out and gave me a hug; although the duration was shorter than usual, it was still a tight squeeze. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream 562 A
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Dream 562 B
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No