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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! No lucid this weekend, did have a few pretty entertaining dreams. Didn't feel like writing anything down yesterday so I'll include them today. Also had a funny nightly adventure last night.

23.00: Sleep

00.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up and there's a small rat on the chair next to me. It jumps towards me and I punch it mid air. It falls down onto the floor as Monica walks over to the bed. "Watch him! He's on the floor" I say. "I think I killed him." Monica starts laughing and asks a few questions. After half a minute or so I realise that it's all a bit absurd and we both laugh.

11.00: Dreams from two nights
*I'm in another country once again. It's very hot and sunny out and a bunch of teens are down by the water. I go there and talk to them, we have a laugh and I challenge them to try to throw me into the water. They all end up in the water instead. I head back towards the hotel and meet Christan from work. "Hey man, how long have you been here?" I ask. "Almost a week, we're going home tomorrow" he tells me. "Aw crap! Who am I going to play with then?" I ask. I lie down on the warm tiles and just enjoy the warmth for a while.

*I'm with a couple of guys from work. We're walking down a street when a big barn appears. Roger and another guy heads up a ladder to the second floor. Me and another guy walks through it at the bottom floor. At the other side of the barn I can hear Roger from up above. He sounds afraid and is stuttering. Another guy keeps asking him questions. We exit the barn and look up at the second floor door. A guy appears. "We have Roger, and we're not giving him back unless you tell us what all this talk about puppies is all about!"

'Is he talking about my mom's dog's pups?' "Okay relax, don't do anything to him" I say. "We'll shove this metal rod up his ass if you don't give me answers!" he yells back and shows me an iron rod used in construction. I find one myself on the ground and so does everyone I'm with, we're about five people. The guy disappears for a while and I take the time to talk to my coworkers who starts suggesting we beat the shit out of him. I practice a few blows on a piece of plastic nearby.

The man appears again with a friend. "There are three puppies" I tell him. "Yeah that's correct" the man responds. He then says three dwarf names from "Snow White." "That's them!" I say. All of a sudden Roger appears again. "Had to take a shit" he says. "Oh okay, then I guess we'll get going" I say. The man starts saying he's sorry for the misunderstanding. "Yeah these things happen" I say and turn around.

All of a sudden people starts yelling. I turn around and watch as all my coworkers smack the living shit out of the two men. I join them and I can feel the fury growing inside of me as I deal blow after blow in the head. It's not long before they're dead and people start shoving them into black plastic bags. A truck shows up and I take the second guy in command aside. "How many have we killed so far?" I ask him. We're on a big survival mission of sorts. "I dunno, twenty, twenty five perhaps." He tells me with a shrug. "Yeah but this is the first time in a town, the police will find out" I tell him and walk away. The throw the guys into the truck.

*I'm with my two friends Felix and Eric. We're all with our girlfriends and we're taking turns having sex in sofas under some covers. It all feels like a weird play or something and no one is taking it seriously. They all disappear after a while and I'm left there alone. A few minutes later Monica shows up again and I ask her if she wants to finish. She doesn't and instead sits down by the computer. She starts looking at hentai and I'm shocked.

*I'm in northern Sweden on a weird hang glider made out of wooden sticks and some white cloth. My brother Martin is with me as is my sister Malin. We glide over the street and it feels amazing! There's something wrong with the lots on the side of the road though. A big tree trunk is spontaneously catching on fire and shooting a big pillar of fire up into the sky with a few second intervals.

The rest of the lot is black and shimmers with an oily aura of sorts. I figure it has to be some kind of plague that is slowly spreading. We get off the glider and it breaks. I try to fix it with my hands but it's too broken. I decide to give it a shot anyways and hold it together with my hands as I run and jump up on it. I glide for a few seconds before crashing down hard onto the street. I'm not seriously hurt though.

*I'm an observer in a prison. A twelve or so year old boy is in his cell and he's not very tough anymore. "I'm not a man" he says. "Don't give us that crap" one of the guards say and shut the door. All of a sudden I watch him run around a cocaine plantation. A guy working there tells him to get out. He enters a supermarket instead.

I'm now there myself with a few friends. We're going to make hamburgers and pick all kinds of stuff for them. When we arrive at the cashier Monica steals an old lady's wallet. I grab it behind her back and put it into her bag. Teamwork! I realise I've forgotten the bbq sauce. I run back into the store and find it.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!