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    14/06/11 - Hilarious

    by , 06-14-2011 at 10:21 AM (503 Views)
    NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

    Bad morning! R.I.P 5 of my entries. I not only lost a bunch of awesome dream entries, alot of text in the forums aswell! I better hope the people I was teaching something really read what I wrote and remember it. Anyways, had a very cool dream last night, and the most hilarious Nightly Adventure up to date.

    22.00: Sleep

    23.20: Nightly Adventure
    *I wake up and I'm pissed! I grab my pillow, bring up some spit from my throat and spit at it violently. I throw it away and do the same with the next one. Monica is sitting at the computer. "What are you doing?" she asks me. I throw all her pillows away aswell. "Fuck off!" I say angrily (not sure if it was meant for her or the pillows, but I think the pillows) and lie down to sleep without a pillow. Some of them didn't make it to the floor and I have to kick them off the bed with my feet. "Aren't you going to sleep with a pillow?" Monica asks me. "No..." I say and try to fall back asleep. After a few minutes I get up reluctantly and we both laugh.

    09.00: Fever and a horny girl
    I'm in my appartment, waiting for Monica to come home. I'm pacing and I know I'm running a fever. Shit gets very trippy from here. I walk around for a long time, shouting random things. Having hallucinations about strategies, work, life, theories about all kinds of shit and I feel threatened. I hear someone at my door, pounding on it. "Leave me alone!" I yell. Ok calm down, this is just the fever hallucinations. I enter the kitchen and look at the counter. There's paracetamol everywhere in different sizes. I grab three pills, one which is as thick as my middle finger.

    I grab a glas of water and try to gulp them down at the balcony. It's almost impossible but I get it down after a few tries. I enter the living room again and I figure I'll do a hand RC. I count my fingers, eight. That can't be right. I re-count them, seven. Uhm, okay last time. I count eight again but I'm still not convinced I'm dreaming. I jump and the gravity is off.

    The dream skips. I'm in a restaurant kitchen. People are working like crazy around me, scrubbing floors and fans and cooking food. There are two girls my age there. "I miss working in a kitchen" I tell them. They laugh. "No seriously, I mean it's hard work, but it was kinda fun if you got into the flow and knew what you were doing." We talk for a while and all of a sudden, we're all naked. One of the girls starts to hit on me.

    She gives me a kiss on the lips and grinds herself on me, moaning. I'm getting hard. I push her away gently. "I've got a girlfriend sorry, so I won't do anything with you. No more kisses either" I tell her. She's super hot, but I manage to hold back my urges. "How come you don't have a boyfriend? You're very cute" I tell her. She smiles at me and laughs. "That's a secret" she says, and winks.

    I figure she's just screwing around with different guys. I notice something red and it's coming from my leg. There are small scratches all over it and they're bleeding. It's like we've had sex, very rough sex at that. "It must be the painkillers I took, they're acting as blood thinners" I say.

    The dream skips. I'm walking up some stairs with my friend Felix. I tell him about the kitchen. We're just about to enter the appartment Monica is in, and I feel very bad about what happened.


    09.00: Fragment
    *I'm with my friend Henrik and G. We're up on a roof and we have a very old moped with us. We all get on and start going down from the roof. A staircase going down is filled with water. I refuse to go under there. We jump down to another roof and I land hard. There are countless roofs under us and it seems as if we have to jump all the way down.

    09.00: Wake up

    Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

    Supplements: None


    That's it! Man I'm so pissed about the crash... Oh well, atleast it made me start backing up my entries.

    Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

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