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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of interesting dreams, but because my habit of writing them down is almost gone, I didn't do it. I recalled the dream and fell asleep again. The dreams are therefore full of holes, but I had a good time still. Although after dreams like that, I start to question my sanity.

23.00: Sleep

09.00: Jackass
I'm standing at the foot of a big mountain. I'm with Monica and my friend Felix. We're looking at a map of the different skiing slopes. I think about my wrists and wonder if I really should be up in the slopes. We decide to get out of there and we're waiting for a cab or a bus or something.

The dream skips. I'm riding a car behind the "Jackass" guys. They're doing some idiotic stunts on the highway, with two guys on a sled attached to a car. They accidentaly slam into a random guy by the road and drag him with them. "Oh shit" Weeman says. A turn comes up and he jumps off the sled, right into a pool below. He gives a thumbs up and we continue down the road. Another turn comes up and here's where shit gets weird.

Spoiler for WTF 18+:

A second guy gets off, he's naked and is wearing a rubber. "Pathetic!" he shouts at his penis. He stands on a balcony of sorts with a low wall around it. There are stairs going down to a lower level, and below there's a chick sunbathing, only wearing a thong. He starts masturbating and tries to get her attention. Soon he's shouting and the girl starts walking up the stairs. The guy comes all over himself, but it doesn't look real. They must be faking it somehow I think.

All of a sudden I am the guy himself. The girl walks up to me, wow she's hot. She sits down infront of me and wants to have sex. "What's that? Is it snot?" she asks me and points at my stomach. I tell her it's nothing and try to enter her. I can't get in, she moans a bit.

10.30: Looking for fishing hooks
I'm at a restaurant with a guy I used to work with. I get up and enter the small store nearby and look for fishing equipment. There's alot of different kind of jars with food in them, but no fishing gear. I exit the store and ask one of the waitors. "Yeah you can buy it in the store furthest away" he tells me and points. I start walking through the big mall and go down an escalator.

Monica is with me, we spot the store located furthest away in the place and enter it. It's an ice cream bar. The ice cream looks delicious and we decide to order some. Monica goes first and tells the guy behind the counter what she wants. He sticks his head down into the freezer and scoops up a yellow ball. He closes the box and somehow sticks his entire face down into the thing. He must be drunk or something.

I don't feel like eating ice cream anymore. The guy wipes his face clean and gives me a smile. I look at the different kinds of ice cream.


10.30: Fragment
*I'm watching a football arena being filled with soldiers. My brother Morgan's on one team and he's arranged his soldiers in a thin line formation. The other guy has them all over the place. Apparently Morgan has won eight games in a row.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!