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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Finally I got my sweet sleep. Took some B6 last night and got a few long dreams early on, but my recall is a bit weak tbh. I did have a lucid, but sadly it was early during the night and the dream didn't last long.

02.45: Sleep

05.25: Bear attack DILD/MILD
I'm out walking with Monica when all of a sudden a bear shows up. As bears are my mortal enemy I get scared shitless. We try to run away from the monster but it's impossible. Monica goes limp all of a sudden and hits the grass. I try to lift her up but I think I left her.
The dream skips. I wake up and go to the bathroom. I'm in Monica's dad's house. He's shaving in the bathroom. "Hi Matte, have you seen Monica?" he asks me in a serious voice. "Oh shit... the bear!" I remember and I realise he's pissed at me. I get out of the house. Outside I can tell I'm at my grandma's house. The bushes are really narrow and I have to squeeze through to get out on the street. I realise I'm dreaming and I decide to fly some. It doesn't work right away, I feel just as constrained as I just felt by the bushes. After a few jumps I am flying down the street. I jump from roof to roof.

05.25: The facebook experience
It's christmas and I'm at my cousins house. All my relatives are there and an old classmate of mine, Matilda. We're talking and she's getting on my nerves. I am pissed when I decide to stop talking to her. "Why the hell would she say stuff like that?" I ask myself and sit down at the dinner table. We're just about to have eat and everyone's seated. They all start slandering me, pissing me off so much that I leave the table. They all laugh. It feels awful to get picked on like that and I decide to go get some fresh air.

I'm sitting by the sidewalk when my mom comes out with a present for me. "Here, open it" she tells me. I remove the red wrapping paper. It's a pillow with the "Facebook" logo and some slogan on it. I get it now. The pissing me off part and all that shit was my christmas present. A big fucking joke. I have never been so mad in a dream before. I scream myself hoarse and yell for a long time at my mom and everyone inside.

05.25: Fragment
*I'm about to play "Cluedo" with a few people. I bring up the game and try to tell them all the rules. I get an idea on how this could be used as a beer game one day.

09.30: Work #1
I'm at work and I'm trying to compress the ground with a remote controlled machine. I'm close to a wall on a small slope, and ofcourse the thing goes down the slope towards the wall. I shut the thing off before it damages it. I inspect the low concrete wall going along the water, it's all crooked and is leaning dangerously. I ask Björn about it and he tells me it's supposed to look like that. An excavator helps me with the stuck machine and I'm handed a smaller one. It's a super fast remote controlled car.

I go back and forth over the snow and make tracks in it. It's incredibly fast and I'm having a blast. All of a sudden the car goes through the ice. I can see it through the ice, stuck just where the water begins. I get on my knees and thrust my hands down and grab the thing before it sinks. I get wet all over as I fall down. Björn laughs at me.

11.00: Work #2
I'm with a few other coworkers and we're about to go in on a coffee break. I spot a girl at a small tree we've planted and the other guys start talking about how hot she is. I recognise the girl as an old classmate and I decide to go say hi. She smiles at me as I greet her. She seems a bit slow, like she's on drugs. The tree she's been hanging in has broken in half and she's trying to fix it. "Want some duct tape?" I ask her and spot some on the ground. "No thanks, I'll be fine" she tells me. We erect the tree.

She tells me how she's been at the psych ward because her girlfriend (apparently she's lesbian) had some major breakdown. She tells me how she also had one. I tell her about how I was worried I might end up in one as I think too much. "I'll be fine" I say and tells her I have to go. "Alright, hugs and kisses" she tells me. I walk up to her and give her a hug, she laughs and gives me a kiss on the cheek. I walk up some stairs and when I'm reach the top, there are no stairs going down the other side, but a very nice beach. I've ended up at a hotel next to a beach.

The weather is very pleasant. The sun is shining and I can feel the warm air. I walk down a few stairs in slowmotion, and run towards the hotel. "I wonder why I always run in slowmotion when it's hot outside" I think for myself. I enter the hotell and end up in my room. All my friends are there with their computers. Monica is also there but she doesn't seem very happy about us having a LAN. "Hey Matte, you can sit here" my friend G tells me and points at a tiny desk with a box for a chair.

11.00: Work #3
I'm at work once again. I hear a crash and I spot a car at a crossover. He's hit a little girl. Me and my coworkers start yelling at him, calling him names. We have a long discussion on how stupid he really is, but the driver doesn't seem to get it. He goes off and me and my friends decide to chase him down. We run along the road and soon we spot him stuck in traffic. I grab some snow and throw it at the car, my friends do the same. The guy gets out and we all start running back, digging through large piles of snow.

Jonas comes out of one and I kick him by accident. "Oh shit, I thought it was him. Why are we running by the way? We're three and he's just one" I say and we stop. The guy shows up and Jonas drops him with a kick to his face. He falls down with an "Ouch!". He gets up and I decide to take him on. I hold my hands up and dodge to the left and right like a boxer would have. We fight like two pathetic drunks and I can't seem to land a single hard punch on his face. I try to spin around and kick him but my kick doesn't hit anything.

12.00: Tekken
I'm playing Tekken with my brother Martin. He chooses a very strong character with a staff. He almost kicks my ass before I see a pattern to his attacks. I kick him out of the map and I follow aswell. I win the next round and I'm surprised the character I'm using is this good. We start playing different mods to the game. Old nintendo 8 bit game themes are used to make the game more interesting. We play a hockey game and it is just like the old one. "To unlock the tekken mode, you need bla bla points" it says on the screen. Suddenly I'm watching some doctor using a cartridge doll to perform some operation. The belly of the doll is filled with electronics.

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 150 mg B6

That's it! That was my 50th Lucid since I began recording them! Requires some celebration. I will go for the G+C combo tomorrow with a WBTB if I am allowed to. This is the first time I've had dreams about work when it looks almost just the same as reality, kinda cool.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!