non-lucid

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! When I get my hallucinations in the middle of the night, it's not just visual. I kinda sleepwalk when I see them and I act out. They don't disappear because I get all excited and pick up something, prepared to throw it in their face. Had one last night, and awoke Monica in the process.

23.30: Sleep

01.00: Nightly adventure
I wake up and I notice that Monica's using telekinesis on some kind of object. She's going to make the ceiling lamp fall down! "Hey you need to stop that! Come on, it's going to fall!" I say to her and shake her awake. I run up and hold up my hands to catch it incase it's going to fall. I can clearly see that the object I was seeing, was just the lamp itself. Monica's awake now and asks me to calm down. "Fucking hallucination!" I say angrily.

07.00: Pissed old ladies
I'm on a cruise ship with my family. We're all in a shoestore and some old lady starts to argue with my mother. My mother's a fierce one though, and gets pissed off. Another one comes up to me as I'm sitting there and asks me if I was trashtalking her. "Uhm no..." I say and try to remember what she's talking about. "I only said that stupid people shouldn't have strong opinions and refuse to listen to reason". This clearly pisses her off and I laugh. I get out of the store and get into an elevator. I stand there for a long time, trying to get onto my floor. I suddenly start thinking that this dream is indeed a long one, as I can't recall any dream skip within it.

10.50: Spain
I'm on a bus with my brother and my uncle. We seem to be in another country, like Spain. It's hot as hell and we're going through some slum neighbourhood. For some reason I decide to get off and end up all alone. I look around me and can see small shops everywhere, with those metal security doors you pull down. I know I'm in a bad neighbourhood so I start running back the way the bus came from. I run for a long time before I decide to pick up my map and check where I am at. I can't read the map, it's a jumble of retarded lines and figures.

10.50: Fragment
*I'm at the gym again. It's been almost a year and I try some weights out. I pick up a 3kg weight and lift it. It's really heavy and I struggle with it. I put it behind my back and push upwards. It feels all wrong and I watch myself in the mirror. I'm skinny as never before.

10.50: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3, few beers

That's it! Yeah yeah, wow wow.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Finally a morning I can wake up with a smile on my face. Had halfassed intentions of becoming lucid last night, I really wanted to but my confidence levels were kinda low. An hour before bed I started believing in it more, and after a short WBTB this morning, I got lucid. Had quite a few other interesting dreams, so here goes.

21.15: Sleep

06.15: Kickass
I'm with a few people and one of them, a Spanish-looking dude is really annoying the shit out of me. I can't take it anymore and we start to fight. I walk in on him and give him an elbow to the face, I don't get it right and I headbutt him in panic. He staggers away with blood on his face. "That's a good one" he tells me and we start to fight with our fists. As usual in dreams, my punches are weak and barely do any damage. The more I hit him though, the more effect they seem to have and soon I'm pummeling away. I grab his head and smash it against a desk, and right after that I knee him in the face. He falls down and I sit ontop of him and hit him for a long time. The ambulance arrives and they put him on the stretcher. He's bloody but conscious. I take his hand and tell him it was a good fight. He gives me a bloody smile and says: "Yes, yes it was."

06.15: WBTB 15 minutes

07.30: Fragment
*I'm talking aboud lucid dreaming to a few people.

07.30: Zombies are coming MILD
I'm in a tiny room with four other people. "You have to escape" a man tells me and walks out with two girls. They close the door and I'm left in the tiny room with a girl. I look around and spot a window high up on the wall. It's just a ventilation window but I realise it's my only way out. I punch at the window frame and break the glass. After some tearing and punching, it's all gone and I'm left with a body sized hole I can crawl out of. I am halfway through when I remember the harddrive. I pull it from the wall and pocket it. "What about me?!" the girl asks me. "You have to sacrifice yourself for humanity" I tell her and drop out the window. I land rougly and drop the harddrive.

I pick it up and pocket it again. I suddenly realise that I forgot alot of other stuff. I look back up at the window a few meters up. The girl leans out and is holding a gun. "Want this?" she asks me with a smile. I dread she won't give it to me but she drops it. Next comes an ammo clip, my working helmet and my wallet. "Want your hat aswell?" The orange hat, I can't leave that! She lets it go and I grab all my stuff and start to run. I can hear dogs barking in the woods behind the building I just left. "Damn, the zombies must be really close" I think as I run and try to put on my helmet. I look to the side as I'm running on the road in the middle of a neighbourhood. I fear I will see shadows running behind the houses. I can almost see one, but not clearly.

Suddenly I become lucid. I forget all about the zombies and just look infront of me. The dream seems to be very stable and clear. I focus on my senses and I can feel each step I take, hear the sound of my boots and I even taste the neutral taste in my mouth. I smack a bit with my tongue for fun. My vision is better than it has been for a long time, and it seems to be around sunrise. The sky is blue and a comforting glow is coming from somewhere. The town seems to be empty though and I decide to fly some. I run and jump two times before I remember that trying to fly while running is hard. I stop and jump two times before I start floating upwards.

I fly towards a parkinglot and land on the other side of it. I look back and once again, the view is amazing. I'm not sure I have had such a stable lucid before. Everything is just like real life. I look at my hands and rub them together. I want to play around with telekinesis so I try to find something suitable. I spot a taxi backing up slowly and I reach out with my hand. I lift it up slowly and the rear of the car gets pulled up as if by some invisible chain. I start to float upwards myself in synch with the car. I let it hang a few meters up. "Screeeeeech" I turn around and forget all about the car. Behind me, two cars have almost collided. There are tire tracks on the road infront of them for some reason. There's a family of muslim girls in one of them and they look very frightened.

They quickly recover though and drive off. The second car, filled with old ladies go after them. Suddenly Monica appears out of nowhere. "Hey babe, you know we're dreaming right?" I ask her to see what she would say. "Are we? Really?!" she asks me and smiles. "Yeah! What do you want to do?" I say. I can't come up with anything. "Wanna have sex?" she asks me. "Sure", I pick her up. I position her against the railing of the parkinglot. I take a look at the whole place and it's still very stable and vivid. "Gotta focus and not get too excited" I tell myself and remember some of the sex tutorial. I start to help her undress as I'm holding her in my arms. We laugh. I soon get to her panties and I pull them to the side instead of removing them. With a last look around I go down on her and my focus of the world is lost. The darker parts of her loins claims me and all I'm left is my touch as I close my eyes. She seems to enjoy it for a few seconds. I can feel the dream slip.

I wake up and get on the computer. DV is down and so I try to open a word document to write the dreams down in. I can't do it for some reason and I try for a long time, it's very frustrating.

08.15: Fox
I'm with my dad and we're on a horse. I'm sitting at the back and we're walking on a path with a forest on our right. I start worrying about wolves and suddenly one comes rushing out. Only it's alot smaller and orange. The fox starts barking and yipping. It tries to bite me in the feet and I pull them up. I hit it on the head lightly with a tool and it starts to cry. "Foxes don't cry" I say and it gets aggressive again. I hit it lightly again. We arrive at our old house and dismount. The fox is still with us, but now it's turned completely white. It actually looks like a tiny troll with a huge, snow-white hairdo. I explain to the troll that we usually sleep with earplugs in. I pull mine out and show it to him. He seems to be very excited, just like a kid.

08.15: Fragment
*I look at my hand and count my fingers. Seven. "My sight is probably off" I tell myself and recount them. There are fingers everywhere but I assume it's just my eyesight that is fucked up.

09.30: Kickbike, lottery winner MarTango
I'm in the neighbourhood I work at. I'm on a kickbike and I must be drunk or something like that. I look away for a second and when I look back again, I crash into a girl with a bike. "Oh shit, sorry!" I tell her and continue down the road towards our establishment. I keep on falling down though, but I do it smoothly and land on my head and roll. A few girls infront of me laugh but I continue on. I head right for a group of girls and they have to let eachother go to let me pass through. I spot atleast twenty people lying on the ground outside of the establishment. "I guess they're sleeping" I tell myself and head up the small hill.

On the wall I see a lottery ticket with a huge winning on it. I double check and it the symbols change every second, but I know it's legit. "MarTango..." I read. "That lucky fucker!" I enter the door. MarTango is standing there, smiling like never before. "You won didn't you?" I ask him. He starts to laugh. I'm happy for him and take off my shirt. "Party! Wohoo!" I yell and spin it around. I've still got two more shirts on. Eric is there and I take them off aswell. "Which one should I use?" I ask and hold them up. I've got a fourth shirt on, it's beige and green. Kinda cool.

09.30: Civilization
I'm playing some kind of real life civilization game. I'm training soldiers and I've got a flower in a tube. Five turns left and I've got a great start. Somehow my soldiers die and my flower aswell. A Polish dude shows up and tells me I should move my settlement to his. "Can I bring my computer?" I ask him. "No haha!" he tells me and moves his hands in a bumpy fashion. "Oh the road is too bumpy for it" I think and feel sad. I just bought it. He tells me he wants XP discs and I ask him what for. My friend G tells me he's got one that he can use for all of them. "How many computers do you have?" he asks the guy. "Seventeen laptops" he replies. "Where did you get all those laptops from?" I ask suspicious. If I leave my computer here, he will definitely be back and steal it.

09.30: Fragment
*I'm playing Xbox360 with my brother Morgan. All my relatives are there and they tell me to watch out for the scariest game ever. I pick it up and try to pronounce it. "Incrueliable" I say several times. The cover looks just like "Alan Wake"

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12 hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3, 250 ml applejuice

That's it! Awesome. Stable and cool lucid, I like it. Had tons of random fragments but I decided to write those down I remembered most of. Oversleeping is always fun.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! This is what I dreamt last night.

22.00: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm walking down a corridor at work. My bosses have their desks to the sides, and I have to squeeze past them. I smear mud on the wall by accident and they tell me to get out. I smear some more mud on the wall.

*I shoot a rifle and watch the bullet in slowmotion as it goes through the skull of a girl. It wasn't meant to do that.

05.10: Disneyland
I'm with Monica and Felix. I go through a door to "Disney Land" and I end up on a street. There are disney figures all around me and a "Minnie the Mouse" is walking down the road. I can see a string attached to her head, which is then attached to a colourful balloon up in the sky. I decide to try something out and walk up to a booth. A very hot woman is behind the counter and I ask her what kind of thing this is. "You walk these stairs, and win a prize!" she tells me happily. "How many steps are there?" I ask and she points at a sign. "800 steps, unless you're economy class, then it's less" she tells me.

I tell her we've got a suite. I do some dream math. "20 cm per step, times 800, that's 1,6km" I tell her. "No way we can climb that many". Suddenly she's not wearing anything but a darkblue thong. I can't look away and it seems to be shrinking. I can clearly see the outlines. "I love children's clothes" she whispers in my ear. Indeed. I give her a kiss and head up the stairs with Felix. I have no idea where Monica went. We walk the stairs for a minute before I get really tired. "Screw this, this is way too tiring" I tell him and we get out of the place.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Fun to have a longer dream for a change. I'm crossing my fingers for this weekend.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! I just got a new computer, and therefore I haven't been focusing much on dreams lately. I did try a half-assed WBTB this morning with a little supplements, but each time I woke up I had terrible recall. I know I had long and intricate dreams, it's just that something blocked them. Also I woke up and had a cool hallucination last night. Will write all of them as fragments.

00.30: Sleep

02.20: Nightly adventure
I wake up and see a striped patterned snake crawling under the sheets. "Fuck me sideways!" (actually said just that) I yell and jump out of bed. Monica who's sitting at the computer wonders what I'm doing. "There's a snake in the bed" I tell her. She starts laughing. "Or atleast I think there is, is probably just a hallucination". She walks over to the bed and jumps in it. I feel a bit frightened for her as she jumps around. "Die snake die!" she says and laughs.

05.30-11.00: Dreams
*I'm in school with a few people I know. My old friend Jesper is next to me. I take a look at his book and I can see it's Math C. "Wtf, so soon?" I ask and he tells me they're going at a faster pace.

*I'm with my mom and we're watching a catalogue with pictures of sunny resorts. I see "Gran Canaria" and I tell her I want to go there. They've got this amazing roller coaster.

*I'm with Eric and we meet up with a bunch of people. They tell us they want to go to a pub that lies a two hour train ride away. "Where are we supposed to sleep then?" I ask and a hairy, short constructionworker disciple tells me we can sleep at his place. A guy who must have been gay suggests in a very queer voice that we should visit a special place. I guess it's a gay bar.

*My friend Henrik has me in a weird hold where he's pushing on a pressure point on my E4. It's the place between the balls and the ass. Just like a chokehold when I try to get out of it, he pushes harder. "Okay okay I give!" I say as it hurts like hell. He plays some kind of game where he shoots people with a huge machinegun.

*I'm playing wow.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 150 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at mini WBTB

That's it! No lucid this weekend either, I'll get it next time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I guess I'm a bit sexually frustrated. This was one rare set of dreams I just had. Has only happened three times during 1½ years.

04.25: Sleep

11.30: Work and dirty stuff #1
I'm outside of work and it's getting dark. I'm working over my shift, but I have to get something done before I go. An excavator is right there infront of me and I decide I need it to move a few boulders that are in the way. I get in and start moving huge slabs of rock. It goes smoothly, even though I haven't done it before, and all the rocks are pushed to the side. I spot a few fences that needs picking up. I try to pick one up that is lying down but it's alot harder than the rocks. A car is just next to it and I don't want to break the car. I finally get it right and start to pull it back. The car gets dragged along with it and I realise a small corner of the fence is stuck on the front of the car.

I let everything go but the car continues to roll. With a small "crack" it backs right into a pole. I get out and check the damage. Two of the four lights are broken. "Uh oh" I say to my coworkers around me. We all head up to the office to change. I walk up to my boss and tell him what I've accidentaly done. "Don't worry, Fredrik did that before you, so you didn't break it" he tells me. My other boss (Fredrik) comes up to me and smiles. I relax and head back to the locker room

Spoiler for Explicit 18+:

I must have walked into a party because all around the lockers, people are dressed up in nice clothes and are dancing. The locker room looks just like the one in my previous school. I try to head out but two girls block my path. I recognise them. One was from highschool and one from College. "Hi Matte, how are you?" The dark-haired one from highschool asks me. "I'm good, thanks, and you?" I ask back and look behind me. I don't have time for this. I look back and inspect them more closely and I realise they have no pants or panties on. Obviously they want me to look as they don't shy away, a great sight. "We're very good" the same girl says and licks her lips. Her eyes are glossy and I realise she's drunk, and horny. I take a step closer and put a hand on each girl. "Oh yeah, is that so?" I ask as I touch them. Both shaven, the talkative one very wet. I start to do circles with my fingers and they moan in ecstacy.

11.30: Work and dirty stuff #2]
I'm at work once again. I check my phone as I head towards the establishment. No text message from Monica. It's around 1'o clock and she hasn't texted yet, weird. A guy shows up next to me and heads for the nearest car, parked liked a douche. "Idiot" I think and start to run. After a minute of running I arrive at the neighbouring construction site. I run through all the pillars and say hi to one of the disciples there. I spot a small dog tied up to a pole. I arrive at some kind of food station. I grab a plate and start to put masses of food on it. I grab another one and do the same. I need to make sure I get enough for both Monica and me. I drop one of the plates and a wooden spoon in the dirty snow. I grab it and try to clean it off. Sand still clings to it. "You can't dishwash it at the dishwashing station" an old man tells me and points uphill. I head up the ramp and out of the site. I spot an offline dishwashing machine. It's got conveyer belts and all kinds of contraptions. I put the dishes on the belt and pull a lever so it says "1" instead of "0". The machine starts and I run along the windows to look at what's going on inside. I spot a long conveyer belt filled with plates of different kinds of food. Suddenly two plates collide and crash. Cucumber goes everywhere and I run back to the dishwasher and turn it off. I check if there's been any more damage done, only one more plate had crashed.

The dream skips. I'm almost waking up, but decide to induce a sexdream for some reason. I don't go back lucid though.

A blonde girl is sitting ontop, with her back facing me. My point of view changes from 1st person to 3rd person as I pick up the speed. Soon we both climax and she gets off and disappears. I lie there infront of the work building and just relax for a while. I realise I can't do this. "What if Monica finds out?" I think and start to put on my clothes. A very short, short- and black haired girl with piercings walk up to me as I'm sitting there. "Are you Matte?" she asks me. I tell her I am. A foot suddenly appears infront of me and I grab it inches from my face. She tries to kick me over and over and I laugh as I grab her leg. "What are you doing?" I ask her. "You're being a jerk to Monica!" she yells at me and tries to punch me. I dodge the punch and get some kind of card to look at. There are alot of options, but I can't recall what it said.

11.30: Fragment
*I'm wrestling my unce with my brother. I've got him in a chokehold from behind and he's got one on my brother. We've got the upper hand though, and I can see the fury in his eyes. They are actually getting red. I don't want to piss him off too much. "He's not angry yet, you don't want to see him angry" my brother tells me. We slowly let him go and back away.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements before bed: None

That's it! My subconscious will always get me if I cheat.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Did a few mantra's before I fell asleep last night. "I will lucid dream" and I actually managed to get one! LD's during the weekdays are very rare for me, and even though it was extremely short I'm still glad I had one.

22.20: Sleep

02.00: Fragment
*I'm watching two people having sex. The girl's ontop.

04.00: Cancerhospital MILD
I'm with my mom and my sister and we're walking through different doorways in a huge place. We're going to some hospital and after some time walking around we arrive at a ramp. At the top is the main entrance and we walk up to it. I remember meeting an old lady a while ago, some kind of relative. A couple of very old women greet my mom at the door. They smile at us and I can tell they've all got cancer. They're pale as ghosts and thin, with dark circles under their eyes.

Suddenly I get dizzy and head down the ramp again. "What's wrong Matteh?" my mom asks me, following. "I don't feel like being near death when your cat died just two days ago" I tell her. I can see clearly again and my mom heads back up. Suddenly my cellphone starts ringing and I pick up. It's my dad and he tells me I have to enter the hospital. I don't care what he says, and I give him a long "Nooooooooooo" in a calm tone until he hangs up. I check my phone and pocket it. I decide to do a RC to make sure I'm not dreaming.

My hands are very dark and I count six fingers. "Oh cool I'm dreaming" I think as I watch my hands for a while. My thumb goes completely black. I realise my vision isn't the best and that I need to increase the light. "Light! Light!" I yell and the whole world lits up. I'm glad it worked like a charm, but suddenly the whole world starts to crumble.

05.10: Fragment
*I'm sitting on a toilet and doing my business. I try to flush while sitting on it and suddenly water comes rushing through my legs. It's clogged and I desperately try to scoop the water up and funnel it into the drain on the floor with my feet while still on the toilet with my pants down.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! I'm hoping for another LD tonight, will ingest some B6 so I'll atleast have some long and vivid dreams.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Woke up with barely any recall at all, but I had a few feelings that wouldn't go away. Something about a train and a carcrash. Halfway to work I recalled a couple of things.

22.30: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm playing golf with a few other people. I try to find some balls and I spot a couple in the fake grass. The courses are tiny, just like in mini-golf and it seems as if they're platforms in water. I try to find a few peg's but I only find flat ones. "Wtf is this?" I wonder but I realise it must be for hard surfaces. My boss shows up and he smiles at me. I shoot the ball into the water and jump after it. "How am I supposed to swing under water?" I ask my mom.

*I'm on a bike and I'm trying to catch the train. The signs says the train will be leaving any moment and I jump through the doors just as they close. I sit down and relax.

05.10: Stunt gone wrong
I'm in a car going really fast on the highway. Next to me are two guys in black leather on one motorcycle and they're doing some kind of stunt. Suddenly they fall and starts rolling. They don't slow down and continue to roll and flip. One guy goes limp and I can tell his neck is broken. His head gets twisted in strange angles and it gets blue in seconds. After a while the guys stop rolling and we all rush to the guy with the broken neck, now turned 180 degrees around. A guy in a helmet walks up to him as he's sitting up, still alive amazingly, and twists the head with both hands. A large "Crack" is followed by a moan.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Kinda freaky dream but still entertaining.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
Good morning! Had the intentions of becoming lucid last night, and guess what? It worked like a charm. Even got to do my task I had set up, but it didn't really work the way I had hoped... Need to try it again next time. Also, I woke up with a headache and it felt like my dream memory was blocked. My pee was almost brown so I guess I'm dehydrated. Anyone else had trouble recalling while being dehydrated?

23.30: Sleep

07.00: WBTB 10 minutes

08.00: Whorehouse
I'm inside of a big house with alot of other people. Guys and girls around me are drinking heavily and partying. It has the feel of a whorehouse and a very hot, skinny woman walks up to me. A guy is about to have sex with her, but I decide to warm her up a bit first. I rub her breasts with my hands and grab her ass with both my hands and lift her up. I start to feel a bulge in my pants but I know I can't do anything as I've got a girlfriend. "You've got the most amazing ass" I whisper in her ear and she giggles as I feel it for a few more seconds.

I let her go and start walking up the stairs with a friend. He nudges me and points to the top. A girl is sitting there with nothing on her lower half and she seems to be very drunk. We get a clear view of her private parts and my friend laughs but I look away in respect. The stairs take a right just a few steps from the top, and I find my coworker Peter sitting on a chair. His eyes are red and half closed. The girl on the stairs bends over to pick something up and Peter grins at me in satisfaction. "Haha what a pervert" I think. He's 60+. I walk into a room and sit down a large table where most people have suddenly gathered.

08.00: Senses MILD
I'm about to head into a seven eleven store when I spot an old woman with a tiny dog. She let the thing crap on the pavement right infront of the door, and didn't pick it up. I'm furious and I can't just let her walk away. I start attacking her verbally. "Don't you think adults should take responsibility for their actions? Are you really one?" I ask her and take a closer look. I can spot a thin mustache of white hairs on her upper lip. She's very ashamed and just stands there in silence. After a few more amazing lines I totally nail, I head into the store. I walk up to the counter and ask the guy behind it to give me something fun. He puts up a bowl of pasta bolognese.




I look at the bowl and slowly become lucid. I remember my task of using my senses. I taste the pasta, it tastes just like I expect it to. The guy behind the counter starts asking me questions. "What do you work with? How old are you? Where do you live?" I answer them each in turn as I focus on my sense of touch. I run my hands over the counter. "Do you do any sports?" he asks me and I tell him no. I remember that smell is another sense. I take a big whiff of the pasta, it smells just like regular bolognese.

I look around in the store and there are some shelves to the right behind the counter. The guy asks me more useless questions he should already know. "I don't have time to waste on you" I tell him and walk out the store. I'm on the street outside, but I can't seem to see very far. There's a fog and it's very dark outside. A single streetlamp fills the street with gloomy light. I can't for the world remember what the fifth sense is. "What the heck, I'll just fly" I tell myself after some time when I get bored.

I take off instantly at will and go up a few meters and stop. I don't want to fly away in this darkness and destabilize the dream. Suddenly the entire dream starts to collapse. My vision gets twisted and I can only see a spot of asphalt underneath on the lower right corner of my vision. I remember spinning might stabilize the dream and I start to descend while spinning around. I never reach the ground for some reason and I just hang there for a few seconds as I cling to the dream.

11.00: Fragment
*I spot a bug in the bed and I attack it.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 200 ml applejuice

That's it! Recall sucked for 11 hours of sleep... Must be the dehydration. Also I couldn't remember the 5th sense as I have trouble remembering them in real life. I know what they are, but I have to think for a second or two before I can name them all. I guess I gotta practice on that. Still, awesome.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I've started to notice that I very often dream about either taking a piss, or taking a shit. I think that I dream about pee'ing as my bladder is full and I have to go, but I never wake up and feel the need to go number two. Weird...

22.30: Sleep

Boat, bee's
I'm standing next to two wooden rowing boats and I'm with a few people. We're about the enter the one in the front and I remember that you get really wet if you sit in the back. "I wanna sit in the front" I say. Someone tells me I can't and I shrivel up my face and pretend to start crying just for fun. Some girl buys it and tries to soothe me. We get in the boat and suddenly it's filled with foamy, warm water. We're in a hot tub and some black guy is sitting next to me. I feel like I have to pee and think about doing it right there, but I don't.

The dream skips. I enter a barn on dry land and is about to take a piss. There's a buzzing sound coming from the back of the barn and I can see thousands of flies flying around. Only it isn't flies, it's bee's! I run out and wave my arms as they try to sting me.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 150 ml applejuice

That's it! Friday tomorrow... I want a lucid BADLY.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! The week is starting off with a very weird dream and a nice monday. I can feel my motivation coming back to me and I've done quite a few RC's during the day. Awesome!

23.30: Sleep

05.10: Oh shit
I'm with a few friends and we're at some nightclub. I walk up to a few people I know sitting around a table. A few people I dislike are sitting at the table nearby and they give me a questioning look. "Oh yeah, I know these people and Yes, I am in this exclusive club" is what I tell them with a single look back. I sit down and start talking to one of the girls, a friend of my sister. She asks me if I want the picture of her sucking on my dick at a party a few nights ago. I remember the picture clearly and I get a pit in my stomach. "Let's keep it on the downlow with that ok? It wouldn't be good if my girlfriend found out" I say and fake laugh a bit. "I didn't think I was capable of cheating, even when drunk... I guess I was wrong" I think for myself.

The dream changes. I'm watching a video clip that I've recorded myself while drunk. I'm high up in a pinetree and I'm showing my genitals. "Oh come on, less of that" I say to the people around me watching the clip. My friend Felix was there and some other person. There is "no less of that" though and the drunk me is starting to masturbate while climbing down the tree. I ejaculate downwards and I can feel the shame. "Ok we have to erase that tape" I say and start measuring something on the ground around a few trees. I get help and we try to calculate how much to ensnare to make sure the tape gets erased (?). "Why don't we just erase it in the VCR?" I ask.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 5½ hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! I'm glad I had a rather interesting dream. Let's see what tonight brings!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of dreams last night, but I was too tired to write them down. I did use the G+C combo this morning during a tiny WBTB, and had two dreams afterwards.

23.50: Sleep

07.00: WBTB 10 minutes

09.30: Fishing
I'm with my mom and my brother and we're down at the canal. We've just come back from something and returned to our stuff, some of it stolen. I try to find worms and lift up a metal plate on the ground. Thick purple worms are trying to slither away but I grab them before they have a chance. With a handful of worms I go back to my mom who's already fishing. "Help me out, I've got a big one!" she cries out to me and I grab her line. I can see a huge silvery fish struggling in the water and we pull it up on dry land.

It's a fish that no one eats, and I try to remove the hook. The fish has swallowed the hook and even thought I try to wiggle it out, it's still stuck in there. I take out my knife and tell my mom there's no other way. I stab the fish hard in the head and miss its brain. Some guy who's with us pulls the fish to the side, making my blade cut in an arc into the brain.

09.30: Weird dream
I'm at work with a few coworkers and we're all playing paintball with pink paintball bullets. Snusknicke drives up to me in a large white bus, and tells me to get in. I'm amazed we can afford such a cool vehicle. He drives like a maniac and pulls the handbreak at the end of the street. We spin 360 degrees and slam into the wall of snow by a gate. A large plastic decoration of some sort on the roof comes off. Again we go really fast down the street and I pull my window down and hold up my paintball rifles.

No one shows up and with the speed we've got, I'm sure we will crash. He drives the bus off of a hill and down into a creek. "If we die, I'll see you in Nangiala" I tell him and hold on for dear life. Instead of crashing through the windshield at impact, we bounce up again and fly over the trees. After some airtime we finally land the thing on the ground. I get out and look back at the annihilated bus. It's upside down.

Some Spanish dude tries to run away with a few plastic cups and I tell him to stop. I inspect what he's holding and after a while I tell him he can have them. Björn is there instead of Snusknicke and we get in the bus again. I open the fridge and check if anything's left. Everything's in perfect order, but it's all upside down. I have no idea how the soda's and food are even able to stay like that, but I don't think much about it. We go up some stairs to a room, and stay there for a while. Suddenly we can hear voices outside. Björn tells me to be quiet and we stand there for a long time, just listening. "Bar Eneng! Bar Eneng! Bar Eneng!" the people outside are chanting.

"Do you think we should stand on one side each of the stairs with a knife ready?" I ask Björn. He tells me to be quiet. I realise they probably think we're ghosts and I can see silhouettes outside. They must have seen me through the white linen cloth draped over the windows. Björn tells me to follow his lead and put a white cloth over us. Apparently we're going to pretend we're actually ghosts. Walking down the stairs, he holds up a speaker. "This is insane" I whisper to him. I feel like we're walking in slowmotion and people downstairs are watching us. I'm sure we're going to get busted any second.

Suddenly some kind of menu pops up and I can see different quests being completed. Just like in WoW. All quests are turned in except for one. An old woman walks up to me and asks me where her daughter is. I have no answer and she pokes me with a thin black rod. Our plan failed. From this point on, everything feels more like a strong thought than a dream, as people start pulling guns on eachother and we barricade ourselves in a room.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Slept for a long time as usual, and ended up having more fragments than dreams.

23.30: Sleep

09.00: Fragments
*I'm playing CoD. I'm on a beach in some jungle country and there are wooden houses everywhere. There are several "support" classes to choose from and I choose one with a slim rocket launcher. I try to use it on a helicopter but it doesn't work. Walking down the street, I spot an enemy up ahead. I jump and crouch and fire off a few bursts. He dies and the game ends. I can see my kill in replay.

*I'm at my own appartment and Monica is there with me. I walk into the kitchen and look at some kind of calendar with sexy girls on it. I find a dildo looking thing, with a small hole in it. Apparently it's a thin plastic vagina.

09.00: Ice
I'm standing next to a frozen lake. An ambulance zooms across it and I'm afraid it's going to break through the ice. Long tracks are made in the snow and it makes it to the other side without falling through. I walk out on the ice and walk to the shore on the other side. A wave suddenly rips through the ice and I brace myself for the impact as a large chunk of ice heads towards me. There's a woman ontop and she's screaming. She hits the water but I don't. I drag her out of the water and tell her to take her clothes off. She thinks I'm a pervert and I have to tell her it's so that she won't freeze to death. I take my pants off and tell her to put them on instead. "What about you?" she asks me. "I didn't fall in, so I'm not wet, I'll be alright" I tell her.

09.17: Money and snowboarding
I'm in a small pool with another guy inside. There are two other people next to us in another pool and there is money everywhere in the water. The pools are slowly filling with water and it's like I'm in a big game of some kind. I grab all 100 bills I can find and after a minute or two, an alarm sounds. Game over. I compare my amount of money to the other people. My sister's ex boyfriend is there and he shows me a receipt of some kind. "I got snowboarding stuff" he tells me. I find a receipt myself and it's just on some candy. We walk down a road and talk for a while. Suddenly I notice that my pile of bills is very small.

"Oh shit, I must have dropped them" I say and head back. My friend Felix calls me and we talk for a while. I realise that he has no idea what I'm doing or where I am, but I just left him. "Are you some kind of doppelganger or what?" I ask him. I hang up and find some of my receipts. I head back and I spot people skiing. There's a big slope with different lifts. My friend G takes off in a motor driven lift, where you have to race uphill to catch the anchor. I don't feel like going on that one, so I strap on my snowboard and head down. I walk up to the two seated lift and Monica is suddenly next to me. We go on it and talk on the way up. "I dreamt this once" I tell her.

12.00: Pissed brother
I'm on my balcony with my brother just chilling. It's night out and my neighbours above are having a party. My brother gets pissed off at them and I try to calm him down. Some guys lean out of the balcony and talk to us. Martin keeps yelling and I tell them I'm sorry. "You've been doing great these past months" I tell them. "No partying and nothing, it's great, just don't party all night". A very fat guy starts talking. "Hey, what did you do yesterday? You started talking about your own computer problems when I was talking about mine, and you cut in line with hotdogs, what's up with that? It's like G when he's drunk, not OK dude, not OK" I remember being very drunk the other night and I apologize to him for being an ass.

12.00: Fragments
*Playing wow.

*I'm gambling on a machine and it's going good. I get some kind of bonusgame as always.

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 200 ml applejuice

That's it! Was kinda close to getting lucid, but I haven't put in any effort at all this week due to being sick. Have a minor cold atm and it's making me lazy. Oh well.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Recalled a few dreams this morning. Nothing special really.

22.30: Sleep

05.10: Fragment
*I'm talking to an old friend on the phone. I'm once again in my friend G's mother's house.

05.10: Sauna
I'm in some random house. I decide to go into the sauna and walk into my bedroom with my friends sleeping on beds in it. I take off my pants and grab a towel. I walk into the sauna room and accidentaly step on a gamecube, resetting the game. "What the fuck dude?!" A young teenage boy asks me. "Oh shit, I'm sorry" I say and feel ashamed. "How long did you play without saving?". "Like 8 hours" the second boy tells me and brings up the screen. I can tell it has only been set back like an hour and I leave the place. "I thought that was the sauna" I think as I walk around the place, trying to find another one. I walk in a saunadoor and find my cousin's father doing something on a grill. There's ash in the air and we talk for a while.

05.10: Disappointed
I'm at school with my old class. I'm joking around with a few friends and I behave just the way I used to behave when I was a kid. The teacher tells us to be quiet. "I have your test results here, Matte, you disappoint me" she tells me and hands me a paper. "Wtf, 52 points out of 64?" I think as I check the test. Matilda apparently did much better and I'm mad with myself. I can see I've accidentaly skipped a few questions.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 200 ml applejuice

That's it! I'm ready for another lucid! Will try to stay in the dream this time and activate all my senses. Read WakingNomad's tutorial on it, sounds good.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Haven't gotten as much sleep as I wanted to this week, and I've still got some kind of virus in me. Didn't get as sick as I thought I would though. Had one dream last night.

21.45: Sleep

05.10: Stupid girlfriend
I'm with Monica in G's mom's house. We're hiding behind walls and stuff and we laugh silently at Eric's new girlfriend. She's extremely stupid and we make fun of her. Eric and I have a very long and serious conversation afterwards on the yard about the whole deal. My family keeps listening in on us and I yell at them for being idiots. Me and Monica leave the place and go in a car on the road. I can see the golf court on the other side of the big road up ahead. People are having taekwondo fights on the grass and they're amazing. One guy gets a kick in the nuts and falls down in pain. The other guy is apparently a kick boxer.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Just had some applejuice, we'll see what tonight provides! I long for the weekend so much though...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Last night was intense, or actually it was this morning, but still. I figured I'll try to become lucid two days in a row, and it worked. I used some galantamine at a WBTB and the dream I had after that was one of the longest dreams I've ever had. First time ever that I actually didn't want to stay in the dream after becoming lucid.

23.30: Sleep

05.00: Fragment
*I'm watching an interracial couple having sex.

05.00-05.25: WBTB - Mantra: I will lucid dream

06.40: Adventure indeed MILD
I'm in a couch with my brother and two of his friends. We're partying or something similar. I get up and walk around the place. We seem to be at some kind of convention, kinda like Dreamhack. I spot a crowd of people and decide to check out what's going on. "He beats them at chess while walking around!" a guy tells me and I can see a chess table and three guys playing. The younger one is walking around the table while he's playing. Apparently that's supposed to be very hard. The crowd cheers and I realise he's beaten them. I can tell his move was very clever. "You walked right into that one!" one of the guys in the crowd tells one of the losers.

I start walking away from the table and suddenly I'm in a grocery store. I walk along the isles and find Monica standing by the freezers. "We should get something we can just snack on at night" I say and I've got pizza in mind. We check out several different kinds of pizza and similar things. I find a very cheap one. "2 kronor for a pizza is amazingly cheap" I say and show it to Monica. She agrees but the brand is something we've never seen before. A guy shows up and is looking for the same kind of food.

The dream skips. I'm in the car with Monica on our way out of town. I spot a stable and know there's a supermarket just a kilometer behind it. I don't know how, but I make the car fly. It's very dark out but I imagine the place just as it looks like. I can see several streetlights and as we fly, the landscape gets clearer. We land outside of a small grocery store, just where I knew it would be. I go and get a ticket for the car. It expires in just two minutes. Weird. A girl working at the store comes up. "Don't worry, he never checks anyways" she tells us. "Ah damn, money well spent" I think. The car is making a very annoying sound.

We check the car for a long time. We open different doors and close them, push all kinds of buttons but the beeping sound won't stop. My brother Martin comes up and shuts it off. We're just about to walk into the store when he grabs my arm. "Buy me two milky ways and some beer". I look at him and I'm getting angry. "When YOUR friends come to MY place, THEY buy ME stuff!" I yell at him. He disagrees and I leave him there. Entering the store I notice it's being renovated. All walls are grey and the floor aswell. I enter a big room and accidentaly kick away a golfball coming towards me. Two employee's are playing mini golf.

"Hey, where is the place you buy food at?" I ask them. They laugh at the accident and points towards a few stairs across the large empty room. We walk across the room and down the stone stairs. We do not arrive at a grocery store, but a swimming hall. My family is there and so is my coworker Björn. They're swimming around a pillar and the water starts at the end of the stairs, there's no place to stand. I notice Björn's got swimming goggles and I put mine on too. They're blurring my vision alot, but I still keep them on when I jump in the water.

The dream skips. I wake up in the dark. We're still in the swimming hall, but sleeping in different beds all around the room. The water is gone. I try to check my alarm clock, but alot of stuff is in the way. It's standing ontop of a TV in the dark and I make alot of noise as I clear the TV. "05.00". People start waking up. My brother Morgan is up, and so is my dad. Soon the lights turns on and everyone but me is up. My dad is standing by the entrance of the room. "My toe has cramps" his toe wiggles. My sisters and my mom wants to wake me up and starts harrassing me. I want to sleep some more so I can dream. "Get out!" I tell them.

They start poking me in the mouth with nail files. My vision is split, and even though I've got my eyes closed, I can see myself on a monitor. I start biting the files they poke at me and bite off little pieces. They keep doing this and I can taste the files, they taste like licorice and they feel very unpleasant against my teeth. I finally get up and start writing down my dreams in my DJ on DV.

I wake up. I get on the computer and onto the chat. I am about to write something like: "Omfg I just had the longest dream ever" but all I manage to type is a very long "-_-" smiley. I realise my DJ entry is there and I read something in spanish. Looks like a poem or something. I am confused and decide to take a walk. I've got a weak memory of just flying and I'm wearing a white shirt. I check my belt for the internet browser buttons. I press one and intend to get on a train site to check for train times. The load is way too long so I open a new window. Which makes me get another white shirt on. Just like internet explorer usually is, it is completely white (?). I walk down the road with my two shirts on, feeling weak and a bit dizzy. I stop at a sandbox for some reason.

A girl clad in black down the road is coming towards me. She's wearing black leather and has a very "emo'ish" look. I look away for a second. When I look back, the girl is gone and replaced by a white cream cake. It's rolling down the road on wheels it seems, and just as it's next to me, the cake changes colour from white to dark purple. A second later the cake starts disintegrating and blows away in the wind in layers. A man shows up. "Hey, did you just see that?!" I ask him. "See what?" he tells me, and the second later, he also disintegrates and blows away in the wind.

"Oh, I am still dreaming!?" I ask myself. This is getting too much. I'm standing outside of a very dark forest and I don't like the feeling of the dream anymore, I want to wake up. I start screaming ontop of my lungs, at first I can barely hear myself, but soon my voice is booming, "WAKE UUUUUUUUUUP!" I start floating upwards and I laugh a little at the entire scenario. I don't wake up right away, but I slowly start to.

I can see my hand infront of me. I am completely paralyzed for a few seconds before I can move again. I get up.

I wake up for real and do a RC right away.

06.40-07.20: WBTB - Mantra: I am dreaming

8.45: Short lucid MILD
I'm by a lake with a few other people. A man, apparently very powerful, is standing infront of me and my friends. He tells us something and two huge green wings emerges from his back. Only one is fully stretched out though, but that's enough for him to take flight. He flies straight up, laughing. I can feel the wind picking up and I decide to follow him. I let the wind take hold of me and my two smaller wings and I start to fly. I fly around the lake two times in a wide circle just for the fun of it, I never get tired of the feeling.

I position myself a few meters above the evil man. "Hmm, perhaps fire will work?" I ask myself as I realise his wings are made out of green paper. I imagine them catching fire and to my surprise, fist sized circles of fire form and eats through the paper in seconds. The man starts falling right away but so am I. We both crash into the water and I get a faint memory of being in the water earlier. I lose lucidity and suddenly we're having a "smoke break" on the dock with my two sisters.

8.45: Insects
I'm sitting at a table with my two sisters. I spot a cross spider spider to my left on the wall. It's curled up in its web and I blow some warm air on it to make it come to live. I know it isn't very aggressive and it fascinates me alot. It starts to crawl out and when I can fully see it, it's alot bigger than I first thought. We all shy away from it and a woman takes it in her hand. "Don't worry" she tells us. Her husband is there and she puts white glue on his head and face. She takes a wig and some fake beard and puts it on there. The glue drips down his face and they tell me their story.

I feel like looking at the spider again. She tells me it's on the ground somewhere. I spot several spiders that looks just like it, but after a closer look, I can tell the difference. They aren't moving either. A cool bug comes running with one its mouth and I flick it away. My hands starts stinging and I notice a few fireants. I flick them away aswell and look where I'm standing. I'm in a fireants nest, and they're crawling up my boots. I shake them off and stomp my feet to prevent anymore from going up my legs.



10.30: Party
I'm at a big house by a lake. There's a party going on around me and they've put up tents. The sun is shining as I walk around the place. I spot a very hot girl in a yellow bikini. I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes off of her, but I force myself when her big latino boyfriend gives me a stare. I walk for a few meters and then turn around. Felix tells me that the girl was checking me out for a long time. "I don't want no trouble" I tell him. I get a text message, it's my dad.

10.30: Party ended
The dream doesn't skip, it's a new one. I'm at the same place, but the party has ended. It's dusk out and everything's very quiet. I know the world is about to change real fast, and I have to find some survival gear. My brother Morgan is there and I grab him. Some other boy, who looks like a tiny orange/brown alien shows up and I realise we have to take him with us. I chase him a bit, we all plunge into a pool and I help him up. Earning the trust of the alien boy, I can finally start looking for gear. I enter the house and my two sisters are on a couch. "Where is the gun?!" I ask them. They point at a box by a drawer.

I open it and take out two guns. They're very heavy. Morgan grabs one and I tell him he can never, ever touch it. There's still ammo left in the clips, but I want some more. I rumage through the box and find a few keys, an army swiss knife, and sharp metal objects. All of a sudden, my vision changes. I can see the lake and I can hear someone on a radio. He's over the lake in the town and he's on his way over. I shoot with a mini-gun and he laughs. "That's gotta be heard halfway across town". An old man across the lake appears in the enormous hole I just blasted in his house. "You leave me alone you teenagers!" he yells at me, waving his shotgun.

10.30: Fragment
*I'm at a table and my sister Malin is singing. Her voice is amazing. When she's done I remember her being in a choir. "She's great at both singing, and drawing" I say.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Awesome. My sisters were in almost all my dreams last night. They just came home from Egypt and I'm seeing them for the first time in a few weeks. Also why I dreamt of survival was because I thought for a while about it last night, what to buy and so on. Pretty amazing, perhaps thinking about it before bed would be even better? Inducing a dream that is. Gotta try that...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!