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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Hey all. Tried a MILD last night, not too hard I guess, but I still lay there for some time, chanting in my head: "When I dream, I will know it's a dream" and even some in the morning after waking up a few times. Anyways atleast I had a couple of entertaining dreams. Nothing compared to a Lucid one. But I know I will get one soon!

D1 Night: I'm at small stream with a guy from work. He tells me he want seeds from those strange three-meter tall plants growing in the stream. I look at them and they look like small trees with a huge pineapple at the top. I jump down from the plateau we're standing on, and down onto the dried up riverbed. "Hmm wasn't there a stream here just now?" I wonder. A narrator voice tells me that the plants like dry places, and I take a closer look at them. The huge pineapple have a hole in it I notice, and they are hollow. Inside I find a small ball-like seed, more like an onion, floating around in water. I can't take it out without destroying the plant so I leave it. I look at the wall of mud next to me, and remove some cloth. A black spider big as my thumbnail crawls away and I see several red ants. After some time I decide to climb back up and I notice the sky is turning darker, and everyone is gone. A few pictures taken on the plants later I start walking away. I walk through a neighbourhood and people are pulling out their cars.

Dreamfragments Night:
*I'm on a boat, some older men are in the water, and dragging the boat. "I thought it was deeper than that here" I say. "Nah it's pretty shallow" a man replies.

** I'm having tea with my family and some relatives. The muffins look great, with pink glaze. I try one out but I don't remember if it tasted as good as it looked. A relative starts having the longest speech ever about children and stuff. I think he's talking about Monica who's pregnant, but halfway through, I realise he's talking about his own daughter, who just had a child. Sadly Monica doesn't realise this and when the speech is over, she thanks them all. Everything goes quiet. I whisper to her that it wasn't her they thanked. She starts to laugh and takes it pretty well. She tells me a few minnutes later that she almost started crying.

D2 11.30: I'm walking up to a house with Monica. Suddenly I notice something's not right and I check the back. I can see a lion's tail disappearing behind the corner. I panic and run back to Monica and tell her to get up on the roof. We barely make it as two lions see us. On the roof I can now see four lions roaming around the house. There's a big hole in the roof and I look down. I see a girl with a skirt bending over and she's wearing a limegreen g-string in the kitchen. Nice! A second later the little girl (OMG) at the age of ten perhaps turn around and greets us. I'm horrified.

D3 12.30: I'm walking around in town with Felix, G and Monica. A guy on a quadbike almost runs over G and he kicks it as the guy stops. The guy gets mad and happy at the same time (?) and stalks off. G enters a restaurant and we figure he's gonna take a piss, so we take a seat outside. After a few minutes he comes back with a tray and a couple of plates. "What are you doing?!" I ask and he smiles. "I'm working, illegally!" "Uhm okay, why don't you say that a bit louder?" I ask and see two former classmates sitting at a table near us. We decide to go and they rise too. Suddenly I make eye contact with one (Charlie) and he greets me, and gives me a hug. I say hi to the other one (Seth) and ask them what they do these days. Charlie points at a big sign with some skiiers on it, and tells me he's doing skiiing tricks. "That's awesome dude, do you make enough to survive?" I ask and he shrugs. We start walking down the street and I hold Monica's hand. "What about you Seth?" He looks down. "I started this business with a classmate, and it didn't go that well..." Suddenly Charlie and Seth starts walking ahead and I tell them to slow down. They don't listen and soon they're gone. A car drives past and splashes slush at us. "What the hell?..." I think as the car crashes into a building a few yards behind us. Two more cars pull up and stop behind the car. I pull out my cellphone and try to film it all. Everyone in the cars go out and starts fighting like crazy. Suddenly they notice us. Some guy acts all crazy and another girl tells us: "Do you know how many people he's turned bisexual? How many guys he has ****ed?" The guy walks up to Felix and tries to kiss him, but Felix pushes him away. I really don't want to fight and tries to calm them down. Malin, a girl with us freaks out and takes off her pants. "I will show you that I'm not bisexual!" she yells and offers her behind to the guy. I pull her out of there and we start walking again. I calm her down and we're walking on a muddy path with numbers on the ground. I have a number in my hand and I show it to a little girl, who does the same. I feel like a handicapped person, and see some german writing in the mud. "This must be from WW2" I say.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

That's it! I've signed up to a MILD class with PercyLucid. I have high hopes for that class, and I know it will make me dream more. Btw: I often wake up and lay there thinking about my dreams, and I can see myself writing them down, even the feeling is right, until I realise that I'm just lying there. Is that some kind of False Awakening?

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!