McDreamy

I meditated for 15 mins before bed, and then focused on my mantra and visualized myself lucid. I don't remember the exact order of the dreams, or which ones happened after wbtb's. I had about 3 times I woke up and went back to bed. The most I stayed up was 15mins, which might not be long enough to wake me up. Will try 20-25 and doing some math or something.

Dreams
I am with my friends on a street parade. I dont remember what the parade is about, but Ashton Kutcher is at the back of it trying to get some attention. He is making an idiot of himself. For some reason we keep chanting "John! John! John!", almost as if its saying we don't actually know who he is as an insult. I try to take pics with him but they don't work whenever I click it. He's behind a bank teller booth now, and beside him there is a real bank, and there is an old coin they show me. They don't want the bank owner person to have it.

I am at a party, and I really need to go to the washroom. There are a few of them, and I go into one. There is a toilet in a stall that I go into, but there is also a toilet outside of the stall that somebody comes into in a few minutes. I can't control my bladder and I start to pee, trying to find the toilet but its just too late. I aim it all into my shorts so that it doesn't go onto the ground. They are soaked in piss, and my friends call out to me that they are leaving, and I need to hurry up. I tell them to go without me, because I want to solve this situation without anyone knowing. This is the worst case situation of embarassement, and I am distressed by it. I have extra shorts that I put on, and carry the piss soaked ones. Can't really smell anything, so I hug one of my friends goodbye.

I am with my friend jesse on a cruise. There is a platform that we jump to, and there are some cute girls on it. There is a girl in the water that is calling to my friend.

Another party where we are crowded at this bar-kindof table. Someone rests their head on my shoulder to try and see the tv, so I move to the other table for room.

I am on a winding road the forest, with a mine behnd me. I am with my dog and we are trying to clear up the gunpowder off the road to prevent an explosion. We don't get it all, and the mine starts to blow up. We run down the road and take cover behind some trees or boulders on the ground.

I'm in the ocean, and there are all kinds of jelly fish. There is a couch that I am on, and I am hiding from them on it. Its a documentary now, with a narrator talking about the poisonous jelly fish. There is a scene showing a jelly fish attach its bell to the thing it was killing, and connect tons of sharp thorn things into it so it couldn't get away. It injected poison and killed it. There were too different outcomes from this part of the dream. First the couch went to the surface and It was against the wall in a room. I balanced on the arms of the couch to get off and not fall into the ocean again. I go and talk to some dude outside. The second scenario was I swam out of the ocean dodging jelly fish and ended up on some street. I get into a fight with a midget, and he is punching me hard in the stomach. I use some kicks and punches to get him back. He is in the circus, and I talk to the ringmaster who tells me to get out. I decide not to go to my car because they'll know its mine and break it.

After the fight, I see my friend who isn't wearing his military uniform. He's carrying a bag. I yell to him and he hears me and turns around. He turns away again and keeps walking. I think he's angry at me but I yell again "Please stop!!". He turns around and I catch up to him and we talk. He's also talking to this really attractive girl in tight black pants who is upset that he's not moving in. She says "we can build another compartment." Something about her parents wishes. We continue our conversation, and it is so emotional. Its probably the last time we'll see eachother now that the war is over. He shows me his nose that I broke from the fight we had when we first met and I remember it too. (vague memory of being on a lawn with him) We talked about how we both won the silver arrow (like silver medal) and he tells me that he learned alot about life with me. We hug and I start to cry, and then I leave wondering if we'll ever run into eachother again. I think "facebook doesn't exist yet which makes it difficult", and the scene changes to about 50-60 years later at a veterans convention. There is some overenergetic guy who runs up to the stage and says "my name is ____
", and everyone says it with him as if they've heard it a hundred times. I have the thought that I'm going to see my friend again after so long.