MysticalDipshit's Archive of Epic Dreams

Sunday 24th – Lucid #4 – The Road Trip

Total sleep: 8 hours 30 minutes
Daytime Techniques: Reality checks
Lucid Techniques: DILD, no mantras or anything else before bed. I have started using a Dream Goal Journal in the past couple of days, so that might be helping to get more LD's.
Recall Techniques: Just the usual DJ
Fell Asleep: Woke up at 7.30am – no dream. Went back to sleep thinking of having a LD.

Dream:
The dream starts off with me jumping from the top of the stairs down to the bottom. I am trying to teleport through the floor, but it doesn't work and I just hit the floor and lay there. Retrying it, I hit the floor again and teleport through into a bus, and then I become Lucid. The bus is stopping and we get off. There is a show happening and we are at a farm. We have to kind of sit behind this line, and I try to sit down but this fat kid’s leg is in the way. I push it so it’s bent at an impossible angle, and I tell him he should have let me sit down in the first place. His dad tells him to behave, and his mum apologizes. A second later, I am climbing back over the people who are sat on rows of haystacks, so that I can get back to the bus.

Once we are back, we are all sitting down, I turn to Katie who is sat next to me, and we talk about how cool it is to be in a lucid dream together. She also asks everyone else if this is a shared dream. All of the DC’s on the bus seem extremely real, not like the usual ones, so we all agree with her. At this point, we get off the bus again, and we are at the ocean. We swim around for a bit, before deciding to go and look around the island. Peering over the edge of a cliff, we look down to see and enemy base. It is really pixelated when I look through binoculars, but I announce that I have seen this place before. As I continue to look, we see one of our people being put into a cage with a talking dog. The dog doesn’t seem so bad though so we leave him there.

Again, we all get back on the bus. I start to talk about how if the dream ends soon, everyone should be reminding themselves to do DEILD. I the mention that we might end up forgetting some of the earlier stuff (I actually forgot all the different places that we went to before the show in this dream). Suddenly, someone shouts and we realise that the people from the enemy base are following us.

“Teleport out of the window into the field!” I yell, whilst running down the aisle. I jump and curl myself into a ball and easily get through the window. I land in the field and roll. The rest of the people did the same and we carried on running down a country road. Behind us, we hear the roar of an engine, and a black car swerves around a corner and starts heading for us. I instantly know that they hear me say jump out of the window so they knew where we were. I whisper to Adam to make his next location the ocean, so we can still stick together.

The car gets closer and closer, and I finally whisper at Adam to dive through the road because if we’re going into the ocean, this is the best way to do it. We count down to 1, and then dive against the concrete. Before I know it, I’m in the ocean again, but there is something in the water that I want to get away from. It looks like a structure of this rusty metal pipes. I scream and swim away from it, and then I climb onto the land which has grey colored grass.

As is sit there trying to get my breath back, I look down and realize that the land I am sat on has turned into lasagna. I begin to eat it, but I accidentally knock some of it into the water. A shark with Josh’s face appears and tells me that something bad will happen if I drop any more lasagna in the water. There are a few more awkward moments of me eating lasagna, before I am back on the bus again, and it feels like when credits are rolling down the screen on a movie, but people are still talking. Everyone is thanking each other on the great LD they had today, but as the camera moves to each person, they morph into someone else and become celebrities.
I was going to DEILD after this, but I had to get up.

Awake: 8.50am
Vividness: 9/15
Awareness: 9/10
Length: an hour or 2 (with a few time skips so altogether about 30 minutes experienced)
Emotions: Excited with everyone else dreaming, annoyed at the fat kid and amazed at my teleport powers.
Dream Signs:
- Being in a dream about LDing
- People talking about shared dreams or dreaming all together
- Jumping through things

Notes:
This was really weird. I was definitely lucid in this dream, but it felt like I had no control whatsoever, except for when I was talking on the bus, and the section when I jumped through the wall of the bus and then dived through concrete.

I had another LD last night, but I'm not sure if I would call it a real one.

Basically, I was running down the street where I live, knowing that someone was about to chase me (I think it was my Mum), and I stopped, and reminded myself that nothing could hurt me because it was a dream. When I actually realized it, I kept repeating to myself that it was a dream, but the nose pinch and finger through hand RCs didn't work. I was stood there for a while, waiting for the person who was chasing me to come out, but they didn't.

Then I found a giant doughnut which was about a metre wide, and it had cream/icing around it that was about 15cm thick, and I was trying to see what it tasted like, because I wanted to know what it would be like. It actually wasn't as sickly as you would imagine it to be, it was really nice. My brother was also trying to take it away from me too.

It's like I couldn't make my mind up whether I wanted to leave or wait for the person, and the wait may have caused me to lose lucidity. I'm not sure, I can barely remember the rest of it.

Monday 18th – The Babysitting Project
Last night I had a dream that I have written down as being called the Babysitting Project. It was mostly in 3rd person (I rarely have 3rd person), and the main character was Paul Walker (An actor, but in my dream his name is J). This may have been due to the fact that I watched Joy Ride last night and he was in it.

J is sat in the house with my dog. He has bought a mattress, which is about 2ft deep and 1 metre long and wide. My dog decides to sit on this, and give him a goofy look. He hears a knock at the door and opens it to find a woman stood there. She explains that she saw his ad in the newspaper, and wants to hire his to do some babysitting. When she leaves, he begins to panic because he wants nothing to do with the baby.

J then goes outside, and somehow the house had turned from being a mansion sized log cabin, to a council house in a rundown area. In the car is his friend Jack, who is shouting at him to get ready for the party. J decides to leave the kid in the house, and he leaves for the party. His friend Jack lives right across the street, but he gets in the car and they both drive a couple of metres before getting out again.

After a while of being at the party, J decides to go back and check on the baby. He walks into the living room, which looks like my granddad’s house, and looks at the baby. The baby is laying upside down on its head which is being crushed against the floor, and its back is resting against the sofa. He just stares at J. At this point, J decides that he can’t leave the kid alone, so he picks him up and carries him outside.

Now the baby is gone, but J is hiding behind a tree and the babies mum is walking down the street. The area is now changed to a nice area in a village. The weird thing is, J is tried to change T-shirts behind the tree because he is trying to be 2 different people. As soon as the shirt is changed, he pops out from behind the tree and says hi to the woman. They go back inside and she says he did an excellent job at babysitting.
 
Monday 18th – The House Search
I am looking around different houses with my mum and dad.

The first house, I am stood in the garden, but it is a shared garden that looks more like a mini field. The grass is a really light colour, which makes me think it hasn’t rained for a while. In front of me is an area with wooden decking, and a fence. On the other side of the fence is a drop that I can’t see from where I am standing, but it then goes into a hill. About a mile away in the forward-left direction is also a forest. We walk over to the wooden area, and I am suddenly sat in a sun bed. To my right are a couple of people sun bathing and in a Jacuzzi. I also think they are drinking champagne.

The second house it actually built in the ground, and it’s more of a high-rise apartment building than a house. It is also in a very run down area. The top of the building only goes up to a height of the other council house that surround it, but it goes many floors underground. I’m not sure if you could call it underground because in front of it for about 50 metres is also a gap. Just below the surface on the top left is a swimming pool, but it looks more like a pond. The water looks dark greeny brown, yet it isn’t dirty. The walls of the gap are also natural stone that are wet. Above the surface I can see the laundry hanging out on a line at the back of someone’s house. To my right in the gap, but a bit further down is also a natural Jacuzzi. Both of the pools are built into the wall by the way. Finally at the top of the gap straight in front is a path, and there are people walking along it. This leads into the forest.

I tell my parents that I love the 2 places, and they agree.
 
Monday 18th – Hockey Sign-up
It is the end of school, and all of the boys I know are getting ready to play a hockey match. They are all walking down the corridors in their gear, but somehow everyone starts talking about how they need another player because someone dropped out at the last minute. They then proceed to go outside and I follow them. We mess around and it feels like the party that we had and the last day of school last year in summer.

I hear about people being able to sign up for the hockey team on the school field, so I decide to go along thinking that there might not be anyone there. As it turns out, the field is full of people. Someone announces that you have to be signed up by 4pm, or you don’t get a chance to be on the team. I walk over to Katie and Ashley, who are pulling stupid faces at each other, but I can’t seem to get their attention so I just leave them
 
Monday 18th – Pigeon Woman
I am walking home down my street (The way past Will’s house), and a woman comes out of the house opposite the one that used to be abandoned. She looks exactly like the pigeon woman from the movie Home Alone, and she seems like she could be trusted. She calls me over to her, so I go to see what she wants.

She then asks me if everything is okay at home, to which I reply it is, and I have no idea why she would think anything was. She gives me a look that says she doesn’t believe me. She then gives me a bowl of cookie crisp cereal, with no milk, and tells me that she will always be here for me if I want to talk to her. I say thanks, and start to walk away. I stop for a second, and turn around and tell her how much of a nice person she is. She just nods and closes the door.

I carry on walking home, but once I get there, I realize why she had asked me. The place is completely destroyed, and it is crawling with gangstas. They are completely evil, but for some reason I have to stick with them. I know that I have stick with them, and I think I am the leader’s girlfriend or something. All I can remember is having the feeling that I’d rather die than be with them.

4 dreams tonight! No chase or nightmarish dreams either. The last dream was a bit depressing though. That feeling was horrible :/

Sunday 17th – "Oh that was cool."

I am sat in a car, the passenger seat. I can’t actually tell whether it is in 1st or 3rd person, but it’s kind of a mixture of both. I can see myself from the back seat, but I can also remember being sat in the passenger seat. Anyway, I say to whoever I am in the car with, “Want to see something cool?” I then proceed to do the nose pinch RC. It works, and I can feel myself breathing, even though I know I shouldn't be able to. It’s a really weird sensation. I hear cheers around me and everyone says that it was cool. I agree, but I don’t become Lucid.

Wednesday 13th – Escaping Prison and Hitler


Non-Lucid

A guy comes into give a speech, while about 100 kids are on an assault course. It’s really muddy, and I have no idea why we are doing it. I decide not to listen, and before I know it, we are all being sent to a place which is like a death camp.

My feet and hands are cuffed together, and a big line of people are stood with me in a dim corridor. The walls don’t even feel like walls, more like damp mud. It’s similar to a mineshaft or something like that. So the guy at the front on the line is reading out instructions, and because I haven’t been listening, I ask someone behind me what’s happening, but they don’t know either. However, they do pass me a pen, so I can write down the instructions and I begin to write it on my hand. The only part I can remember writing is ‘The memory fades away…’, which is confusing because these are supposed to be instructions.

We are then marched outside, and I finally see what’s happening. It’s a spelling contest, and failure is death. I start to laugh because of how strange it is. A guy is called up, and has to spell the word ‘disabled’, but instead he says “kjystiunf”, and gets his head cut off. By now, I am in hysterical laughter, and the man in charge starts to give a speech. A sheet is also handed out with the words on. He gives me an evil glare, and I wake up.

I am trying to remember what was written on the sheet as I lay in bed. It’s one of those things when you know what you’re thinking of but you can’t quite see it. I realize that words are written in Spanish, because I recognise some of them, but they don’t make sense by themselves because I don’t know half of the speech.

I want to go back into the dream to figure out what was happening, so I start to think of the dream again, and I eventually fall back asleep.

I am back in the dream but towards the back of the crowd as another speech is carried out, but I arrive just as everyone is leaving. I decide I might as well leave too then, and I go home. I am sat in my old room, and I realize that I have magnetic hands, which I can turn on and off. I go over to coins, cutlery, and all different kinds of metal object to test my new found power. I can even control it so that it becomes more like telekinesis rather than a magnet. Going over to the door, I see a diary and leaflets everywhere, which are about this kind of thing. I realize that this was what the speech was about, and if you could do it, then you were evil. I go onto Google and look up ways to get better at it, as well as hiding it.

I find a website that talks about a ‘silver ritual’, which is where you take a metal stone, and bond it to you, and allows you to have more control. My mum walks in on me, and shouts, telling me that I’m evil, and that I should be sent away. I have to pack up my things, and then leave. I get a bag and start putting things in, like slippers and pencils and colouring books.
An alarm goes off, which is supposed to show evil people, and my mum shouts for me to come downstairs. As I walk out, I then appear in a prison. My mum turned me in.

The prison is a huge one, with about 12 floors, which all have balconies on, overlooking the ground floor which is the canteen. At night, all of the floor’s balconies move out to cover the gap, and become a place where you get strapped to the beds so you can’t escape. As this happens, I spot Hitler a few metres away, and he glares at me. I notice he doesn’t have a moustache, which is strange. But what he does then if even weirder.

He pulls out a pen knife, which he shouldn’t have in the prison anyway, and cuts part of his head off, down to the bone. He then takes the bit of skin, and sticks it to his lip where it them becomes a moustache. He still has a gap at the back of his head. I watch Hitler as he walks over to some of the kids who are supposed to be extremely intelligent and gets strapped to the bed next to them (Hitler is a prisoner).

The floor them slides back to become balconies, and the beds are moved into the cells. I watch Hitler in the opposite cell, and he is talking to the kids about escaping, because they know how it’s done. The straps on the bed are actually artificial spider webs, and they move in the night to make different patterns across the bed. He takes advantage of that, and manages to escape, but I don’t see anything of him after he leaves the cell. I just assume he got away without being seen.

It’s the morning again, and I am downstairs in the canteen, talking to my prisoner friends at a table. I tell them that the prison owner is my mum (My math teacher is the prison owner, but also my mum in this), but they don’t believe me, because they say that she wouldn’t have me in here if she did. I tell them that she hates be but can’t bring herself to kill me. They still don’t believe a word I’m saying, so I decide to show them. My chair is on an aisle, and she begins to walk past, so I shout at her.

“Hey, bitch!” I shout as I stand up. The whole room goes quite, and she stops mid step. Slowly, she turns around, giving me an evil glare. All of the other prisoners are watching us wishing they could stand up to her.
“Are you talking to me?” She asks.

I smirk, stand on the table, and say “Fuck yeah I am.” All of a sudden, all of the prisoners start cheering for me, and I have the urge to make a speech. “We may be stuck in prison, but this is OUR prison!” I shout, like I’m in some corny movie.

The prisoners get up and bang on the tables, and everyone rushes the prison owner. I take my chance and manage to escape, and somehow Sam is with me. We make it outside, and it’s like we are coming out of a bunker, into the middle of an enemy army camp. To my left, I see Hitler pointing to maps and making plans, but suddenly he turns around to glare at me. I swear, and drag my brother over to an army truck. I climb in but as soon as I do, all of the cars around us turn into those small smart cars.

We drive off, but there is another car of escaped prisoners too. We had a radio, and we can hear Hitler’s men talking through it. They tell him about the 2 cars, but he tells them just to follow me. I slam down on the pedals and swerve around trees. The car behind us has a sniper in it, and they begin to shoot.

I drive us around the back of a building that feels like a university, and we both jump from the car and roll along the ground. The sniper from the car runs past, and tries to speak to us. He says that he wants to help Sam and I, but I am wary of him. I tell him I’ll take his rifle just in case. He agrees, and explains something about being undercover. He also points toward the university, and tells us that there is a party going on down there that should keep us hidden. I thank him and give him the gun back, and we sprint to this place.

We are inside a huge frosted glass dome where the part is held, and it feels like a big shopping centre, but a wedding is happening here too. I spot an exit, and head for it, but a blonde woman steps in front on me. Apparently, I can’t leave, because the ceremony is about to start. I know she is suspicious, so I make up an excuse extremely fast.

“Family emergency.” I say, trying to push past.

“It can’t be that bad.” She says. I need to persuade her, so I come up with the story that my aunt fell down the stairs and is in a coma. She reluctantly lets us go.

My brother and I make it to a safe house, but it is completely dark inside. After being there for a couple of minute, we hear someone coming in. We decide to hide, but the woman tricks us into being found by pretending to leave. She catches us, but luckily she is old and can’t remember who we are, 5 minutes after catching us, and just asks why we are in her house.


Stuff about this dream:

• Writing or remembering stuff you've read is so difficult in a dream. Even more so if it is in a foreign language. Plus the speech had some musical notes on it and I wanted to find out what they would sound like.
• I have no idea why I took coloring books with me.
• Hitler is really creepy.
• Standing up to the prison owner was boss.
• My persuasion skills are epic.

Sunday 10th – Wingsuits and GTA

Non-Lucid

I’m at school, and I hear of the challenge, which no-one knows about, apart from 3 teachers, Mr Sands, Mr King, and Mr Bejing (A Chinese technology nerd guy). I go over to Mr Sands, and ask if I can take part in this challenge. He tells me that it probably wouldn’t be worthwhile if I did it, but eventually agrees. After school, he opens a secret door and lets me go inside. It looks exactly like a science class room but it’s quite dark. I see a couple of people from my class in there, and shout hi, but they just roll their eyes and carry on working. Mr Sands goes into the back and comes back with an A5 booklet. He leads be outside, and I am back outside school outside my biology classroom, opposite the window. He quickly explains that it is an all-day math challenge, and you have to see how many you can work out in a day. The way he says it makes me know that there is a lot more to it than he says, and the booklet is just a cover.

I’m suddenly in a building, and the walls are grey. I know that I am infiltrating it so that I can rescue someone. Suddenly, a group of fully armoured (Bullet proof vests, pockets with ammo, grenades etc) guys run in with guns. It goes like the new Resident evil film (The one where they are in the underground dome), where Alice is fighting all the zombies in the corridor. I begin the fight them all off, and when I’m done, there are a load of bodies on the floor. There is also a light brown rope, which I pick up. At the end of the corridor, a blonde woman appears, and she is the boss. She shouts at me, telling me I’ll never escape alive. I manage to get past her, and free Sam.

We make it to the roof of the tall building, and we emerge from an air vent. The bit we come out on is near to top, but the top is kind of curved. The part we are at, it has cut out sections, so we are hiding there. I had plans for someone to come pick us up, but Cameron peeks his head around the corner, and says,

“Hey guys, I got a satellite set up, and we can go soon.” He smiles.

I do a major face palm, and shout at him that using the satellite would attract the bad guys. At that exact moment, an aircraft appears that looks like the one from The Dark Knight Returns, but it is a lot bigger. It grabs Sam again, and starts to circle the building, and I decide that I have to get him back. As it comes in front of me, I dive through the wall of the aircraft, and roll to my feet. I go into awesome combat mode again, and fight off a load of guys. I am flipping over them, jumping, kicking and being epic. I finish off the last guy by strangling him with the rope, and his body drops to the floor. The woman appears again, but I jump for Sam, and throw both of us out.

We get wing suits, and start gliding. I look at a map, and point to the top left part of the map, because there are a lot of trees there. Sam, Adam, Joe and I are then together, gliding over the city. We land in the trees, and group together. We know that the four of us are the best team we could have, so we feel confident. I say that staying in the jungle will help us keep cover, but someone else mentions it would be better to go to the city.

Because we are at the top of the map half of the edges of where we are, is the ocean. At this point, I hear the roar of speed boat engines, and the whooping of crazy people. The guys are dressed in red, waving AK47’s in the air and they are very similar to the pirates from Far Cry 3. They see us, and start to shout. We let out a strong of curse words, and run back through the jungle.

The four of us, start to use parkour to get through the jungle, vaulting over fallen trees, running up them and flipping over, sliding under branches. To my right, I spot a vehicle that is half boat, half car. It’s basically a truck that has sides that go out like a boat. It’s in a small beach though so we wouldn’t have any cover. I shout at the rest to get in to back, as I COD dive into the front seat and somehow land sitting in a normal position.

I swing the car around, and drive back towards the jungle, but the guy leader (Who was a woman, and it now a man), shouts something at me, which is to do with capturing us. I can’t remember what it is now, but I reply, “That’s what your mum said!”, and drive off. We arrive in a city and we are driving down a wide road. Behind us, I see about 200 cop cars, and 200 pirate people all chasing us. We all decide that this is just like playing GTA with 6 cop stars. In the car, ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ is playing. We drive around, swerving though corners in an attempt to get rid of them. Realizing it isn’t working, we ditch the boat truck and get onto 4 motorbikes, and start driving through malls.

I say to myself that this looks more like Hong Kong, and that if this is Sleeping Dogs, then I should go to a safe house. I open up my map, but a pop-up appears asking if I want to trade in dinosaur skeletons for money. I agree because I think it’s a good idea. I then teleport to a safe house and the people chasing me disappear.

Tuesday 5th – Zombie Apocalypse - My house is a fortress

There is a zombie outbreak and a group of people and I are stood on top of a van facing a large building, which I had said was the library. The street was deserted, and there were just bits of rubbish scattered everywhere, which makes me think that the major part of the attack hadn’t happened yet. The guy stood on my left asks why we are putting our lives at risk for a few packets of skittles, and I had to explain that those sweets can last a long time, and they are the best tasting ones anyway. I don’t know how we would get skittles from a library, but I just think that getting some cookbooks might be helpful.

Jumping off the car we head inside the library. There’s no-one inside, and the book shelves go really high. The books are also really thick, and the covers look like they are made of foam. Or like the ones in a show for kids where they have fake books. I am about to reach up and take one when I hear a noise I turn around to the checkout (it’s like a supermarket one, but in a library). A man is stood there, with a zombie on a leash. I can’t actually make out what they look like, and it feels like I’m seeing them out of the corner of my eye. Someone thinks it’s cute, so they go over to the guy and talk to him. I’m a bit unsure so I decide to go to the back of the store (It has become half shop half library), and make some emergency kits.

I look around for a big enough backpack that I can use for a major emergency, such as having to leave my house/fortress for good. I start to think that I need one which I can still run with, and use a baseball bat to kill the zombies, and I walk along shelves which are just full of them. I also find a small one which can be used for the ninjas. The ninjas are basically looters which go out during a zombie outbreak. I sort out the small one, and then I put rolled up socks and Listerine mouthwash into the big one.

Suddenly, something major happens, and we are on the run. I am running through the car park, with a full bag and a baseball bat, and the situation is like what I imagined when I made the bags. So I am running to try and get to my house. I knock a few zombies out and finally reach home.

At this point my dad is pulling a huge mattress into the garage, because a weird kid told him that it would give him better house defence. He rolls down the garage doors and I go back into my house. However, my house is now not actually my house.

Inside, there are no stairs. There doesn’t even seem to be a downstairs to my house. It is all on the upper floor. When you go in through the doors, you come straight into an area like a hallway, but it is wider. In front of me is a ladder, and to the left is a pulley kind of thing, which when you go over to it, you go straight up onto the next floor. I remember being told that it only works if you have killed 2 zombies when being down there.

I go up the ladder and immediately to my left a few metres away is a computer, complete with Wi-Fi, video games, and many screens which look like they are hacking things. The floor has a lot of wires on it. The room on the right hand side if filled with skittles. On the left there is a living area, with sofas and stuff. My brother comes to visit, and tells me my parents aren’t here yet. He gets really jealous about the Wi-Fi, and how I shouldn’t be allowed/able to have it during a Zombie Apocalypse. Once he spots that it can play video games too, he leaves because he is too annoyed with me.

At this point there is a zombie attack on my little house, and a police officer and a black woman come into the house. The black woman goes into the living area, and stands at the window that has horizontal white blinds, and she starts to shoot out of the window. I have to hide the police officer for some reason, and it goes into what looks like Sims 3 build&buy mode. I place the police officer on the floor next to the sofa and he lies down.


I also had a FA last night, where I woke up and wrote down bullet points for this dream. I then got up, looked out of the window and it was snowing.