Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

I had sex with a member from DV that I kinda wish I hadn't. In my defense, it was a nonlucid. We're going to just call him Bob.

So Bob and I are in bed, and this seems normal for some reason. He pulls out a condom, and blows gently on it, you know, to get it how it's supposed to be or whatever I DON'T KNOW, you guys just always do that. He puts it on then we both get under the covers, and we're side-by-side. We start having sex in that position, and it actually feels really good. But after a little while, he fell asleep! So I said "Bob? BOB?" Yeah, he was asleep. So I just kept going lol. Then I got up and went to the bathroom (this was his place). I remember this little piece of wooden furniture in the bathroom with a fake plant on top, and rolls of toilet paper underneath it. I remember thinking that it looked kinda old, his mom must have purchased it at an antique store. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this is his parent's house. Don't freak out, he's like 20 or something. Anyway, I got dressed but my pants were missing. So I said oh well, and went down stairs to make breakfast. I started frying some eggs, to put on a toasted english muffin with cheese. As I was cooking the eggs, Bob walks up behind me and puts his arms around my waist, and kisses the back of my neck. Then he notices what I'm making and says "Awwww, are you making McMuffins?" And I said "Yeaaaaaah." Disgusting, I know. Then I turned around and we made out for a bit. Then we had breakfast, and I got up from the table, and went behind him and did the same thing with the arms around the waist and kissing yaddayadda. In my dream he was about a head shorter than me, even though I know irl he's probably a head taller.

That's all I remember with Bob. The rest of the dream was me going through the house, and then to stores, even my work, to find some pants. But every road to pants was a dead end. I even found squares of fabric that pants would be made out of, like denim, and the stuff for sweatpants, but no actual pants.

Then something later about these giant blue clam shells made out of soap at the library, but the artisan wouldn't sell them to me. I was about to steal one then woke up. I may or may not have had pants at that point. Though when I woke up, I had no pants in real life. I think that's what caused the no-pants-ness throughout the dream lol.

The End.