Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

Anyway, I dreamed that DV was being sued. Apparently a renowned author of dreaming books had been working on a lucid dreaming book for decades (NOT LeBerge), and wanted to interview some staff from DV. I think I remember he had set up a an irc chat time for 8pm the following day or something. Then suddenly that evening, there was a panic, because me and 2 other staff members who were supposed to be in the interview, got PMs from this author, saying he was calling a last minute emergency meeting at 2am. I remember Danny was there, and I was freaking out. I asked him, "Don't we have to get up at 5am tomorrow for work?" And he said "No, no we're both off. And I have to stay up all night because I work a night shift tomorrow night anyway, so I'll stay up with you for this meeting." <3

Somehow, a guy I worked with at Whole Foods years ago, Chuck the candy maker, knew the reason for this last minute meeting, when no one else seemed to know. Chuck said that the author flipped out when he saw that on DV, we were using terms like DEILD and DILD etc, which he claimed he came up with. So since DV is now a profitable site, he felt he should be getting money for everytime someone used the term. And as a result, DV was being sued for it. I was like ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu what do I do????

The first thing I thought of, was making sure what ever happened at this meeting, it got recorded. And now, magically, it wasn't and irc meeting but a real life one. I don't remember who the other staff members were, but I remember that I decided to bring my laptop, and I was going to log on to skype before the meeting, call RareCola, and have him listen in on the meeting and record it. Since I didn't have a lawyer at the moment, that was all I could think of to help cover our asses. Then it finally dawned on me to contact Alex. But I was having endless device failure with my laptop. Also, my son kept bugging me the whole time, disrupting my concentration.

Then it got extra weird. I said things to him that I would never say in real life. I told him if he was going to act like a dog, he needed to go outside and run around. So he did, but 2 minutes later, he was meowing at the door. Literally, meowing. So I went outside to lecture him. He was no longer 8 going on 9, he was magically 15 years old, tall, with dark wavy hair and glasses. He looked like RareCola lol. I told him that since he's 15, he could be spending his time learning to drive, running around town, having sex. O_O And he said "Mom, mom.. I'll do whatever you say just don't talk about sex." Then suddenly I thought it was weird that he was suddenly now the same age as Danny's daughter, who was currently in driver's ed. Then Chris started naming of all her friends that he's like to screw. Then his face started to morph and I woke up. Soooooooooo relieved that DV wasn't being sued

So one bizarre thing, Chris was meowing today in real life. And he's never done that before, usually he barks. And I didn't tell him about the dream at all.