Psychonautic

I can only remember the dream from this morning I awoke at 10:30. The dream began on my way to tempe. I can't remember the details, the dream seemed to last a very long time. I remember being at a mistress bar/strip club type thing. I got a dance from a girl I knew, Kari. It was amazing. I was back in Tempe with my friends and we were about to end our vacation but we decided to go back to the bar one last time because we had coupons left. I had a coupon that was good for one of anything. I wanted a threesome with Kari and another girl. I felt a little uncomfortable about it at first because I really liked Kari and I thought she might think less of me if I was some creep buying a threesome. I decided fuck it, she's a stripper, if anything I shouldn't be even thinking of having a relationship with her. I got taken into a back room. There were a bunch of people back there, all getting stuff done to them. At first I was waiting a little bit, but finally a girl started sucking my dick. I remember asking where is my threesome? Apparently I was not getting it. The bar was ran by an older asian woman. I kept losing my balance for some reason, I was standing while getting the bj. The girl stopped and went somewhere else. There was a guy taking pictures of everyhting. He was taking close-ups of my dick. I saw Kari sitting on another guys lap. I felt jealous. I wanted a dance from her so bad. She then moved to another guy, there was something about this guy that I did not like. I got an evil vibe from him. Somehow he turned Kari into bacon. That's when everything went to shit. Apparently all of the women in this brothel were actually demons, and the spell imprisoning them as humans was broken. Women started transforming into these beasts so I dipped, unfortunatlely there was one chasing me. I was hauling ass thinking what the fuck, how can this be real, I must be dreaming. I thought ok if I am dreaming I can control this. Nothing changed. I slapped myself across the face while running to see if I could feel it. I thought I did feel it, but looking back the pain was dull. It made a slapping sound and sounded so real that it confused me. Doesn't matter anyways because immediately after a demon jumped on my back and took a bite out of my neck/shoulder. I could feel it, it fucking hurt. My vision tunneled out, and I woke up in a room with Jordan and Brandon. False awakening. They had all had the same dream, except it wasn't really a dream. We thought that maybe we were possessed now. Jordan claimed he felt smarter. I was still really confused and then I woke up.