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One non lucid dream recalled, quite liked it.

Walking along Montrose High Street with some lassie (I cant picture her face) We stopped by a lamppost and had a wee kiss. I quickly stopped as Jings!, I'm a married man, and there were lots of people about and i'm quite famous in Montrose. We crossed the road and came across a wee courtyard which isn't there in real life. The person I was with was now a fat man and I said to him, 'Montrose had a comic book shop for a while did it not?' He replied 'Nope, a hobby shop' Anyway , I entered a comic shop which had just opened. Now I was with my wife and bairn. I found a stack of 'Broons' books but they were jammed in the shelf. I then found a big pile of 'Oink!' comic (my favourite comic fae the 80's) I flicked through one issue to make sure ididnt have it (I didn't) Another issue was made of a damp bit of calico and was wrapped in green polythene. I had a few issues in my hand, then my wife said 'There's no way you're getting them' I sighed and meekly put them back...

Lots of dreaming for a change - all non lucid, and very confused..

1) Somewhere on holdiday. Lots of wee lozenge things fell from the sky and landed in the water. We all knew that once they touched the bottom they would blow up and we would all die.

2) Me, my wife and son away to speak to one of our pals. There was a wooden fence in the way, but we managed to communicate over it.

3) David Cameron and Alex Salmond having an interview outside my house. Cameron looked a bit younger. There was some dancing going on and Cameron was prancing about like a young thing. He kept slagging someone off, and Salmond was trying not to say much. I was then driving them home, and Salmond was saying how much he hated Cameron at this moment.

Fragments - Standing with my wife, a friend of hers walked past and barely acknowledged her.

- Lying on the ground, reaching for a sandwich. A man and a woman were talking over me about politics.

- My wife dressed rather fetchingly in a denim skirt.

Sunday night

Somewhere with my Uncle. An old fashioned phone rang, it was sitting on big metal shelves. It was my dad, he said I didn't have to be with my Uncle. I was delighted.

Outside a Bookies in Montrose. A wee scruffy guy I ken I real life had a navy suit on.

TV - Someone wanting to rebuild the Scottish Parliament elsewhere - I was thinking of the money.

TV? - A man talking about Goldfinches, he said that there were loads more coming to tables in his country (Denmark?) than here.

Hellish nights sleep. I ended up on the settee....

1) My wife was standing over me , dressed all in white. She had a grumpy face and said 'Get up to bed' - I then woke up and did just that.

2) I had a bag of bird food. I opened it in the sink for some reason. I had a bit of bother, and then I found a fag end. I was worried it was one of mine. I examined it and it was my brand, but not one of mine as it didn't have the 'Push button for freshness' thing.

recall hopeless the noo - I am a bitty stressed in the shop in the Christmas run up, si it'll get better.

one fragment dredged fae my mind

I have a huge sheet of paper on the kitchen table. I'm painting a rubbish boat with blue poster paint. My son is sitting to my left watching me.

Woke up with no recall whatsoever - At half three in the afternoon, the most vague wee memory came to me...

Fishing on a boat. The water was clear and had a sandy bottom. There was something going on with my rucksack...

That is all.

Non lucid odds...

Shop - arrrghhh - again?!!!! Standing with an ex employee. She said some stuff i'll no bore ye with. An auld man then came in moaning about his shirt being too long in the sleeves. He tried it on and it looked fine. He was insistent and I really wanted to give him a skelp in the face - but I didn't...

In a sort of classroom environment, sitting on wee school chairs with lots of other people. The man in charge (who had a microphone) said-

'We'll start with you' - he was pointing at me 'Whats your name?'
'Steven' said I
'Professor Steven everybody!!'
I laughed.
An old friend of mine was now sitting to my right, the man asked him if I was really a professor and my friend said no. He then said 'Edwin & John!' - which is very funny if you are from Forfar and know who Edwin and John are...

The end.

Two non lucid pieces..

1) Looking in the mirror at myself. I had a very hairy chest (IRL I don't!)

2) A wee older man standing beside me, he told me he had just had an operation on his bits, and now he could urinate brilliantly. As he said this I was drawn to his hand - It looked more like an animal claw and he had a tattoo on his wrist.

the lot...

Non lucid shop dream ---

One of my staff was holding a wee baby. This made me mad, so I telt her to desist. I then went and spoke to another employee and telt her the same. It was her baby and it was now a funny wee shrivelled thing in a cage. She looked a bit startled and said;
'I suppose I could leave him at the Barber's'
Then the lights were off and we were away to leave. I then remembered I'd forgotten my keys. I had to go and put (some of) the lights back on. I ran up the back, it was quite dark and I was scared there might be monsters or suchlike. I ran back down and there was a very tall English man in a black suit standing. He said I was going to show him all the lights. We went to the switches and he flicked every one, including a few tiny wee red buttons and a couple of blue things....

Brief bit of rubbish-

A narrator talking about mammoths (I don't recall any visuals) He stated that the biggest mammoth ever found had a head so big he would have to walk backwards.

Which makes perfect sense

Lots of nonsense where I should have got lucid... grrrr Hard to work out what was a separate dream and what continues on, so i'll just list each piece. all non lucid

1) Driving along a road I know well. I over took my Uncle, very slowly. I then saw his hand push the bonnet of the silver car that I apparently had and I ever so slowly crashed into a ditch. I phoned somebody and discussed the situation including that I wanted my Uncle arrested.

2) With another Uncle in my shop. We were looking at trousers, and I had too many cotton chinos. I decided to split them with another branch. I laid them on the floor and they were now tartan trousers. There was a really nasty looking bright yellow tartan , so I decided to give them away.

3) Outside. my shop was there, but it wasn't as IRL. There was a wee shop to the left which had huge boxes full of toys in the window. I went into another shop and asked how long they had been there. They said 5 years and I moaned about being unobservant.

4) Pulling up in my car at my house. There was a huge car in the road. I stepped out my car and it was now a bag of shopping instead. I talked to my neighbour about the big car, and we had a look in the boot. I also remember the wheels - they looked brand new!

5) looking at notes I had made of the nights dreaming. Dream number 1 was on the page, but so were dozens of other dreams...

6) Needing a wee-wee and jumping out of bed. I then woke up for real and did exactly the same thing.

Non lucid

1) 'Deeply dippy' by Right said Fred was playing , dinny ken why. My wife was away to start singing

2) My wife produced a pair of snotty green slippers for my son, they had pompoms on them, She wanted him to try them on, he wasn't keen.

3) My uncle contacted me to say he had been waiting for 15 mins. I travelled on the Montrose road. Instead of the familiar IRL junction, it was now a wee town. I had to carefully get the car between two white gates. gap - Walking along a lane with windows on the right. A couple past me on the left. The man said 'I see yer brothers about' I felt annoyed that I was too well known in this area. - gap - Walking over a bridge. My uncle appeared with a a black shaggy dog. He ushered the dog into the doorway of a pub behind me. It had blue and black paintwork and the name of the pub was on the door, but I forget which is a shame. He then suggested we swap cars. I wondered if my car was full of rubbish. He then handed me a pile of CD's. I said I'd listened to them all. He then said 'What about these ones, they're Manimal'

Non lucid drips and dabs again.

1) Either me or watching the telly. (or both) - flipped over a wall and ended up in a room where there was a barrel that took on a vague semblance to a scary face. There was a green bottle sticking out barrel where one of the eyes were. I thought o myself that although it was meant to be scary, it failed to be so..

2) In a queue in a bus shelter with my wife and I think my mother. There were about six people in front of me. Right at the front was one of my cousins who had reverted to looking about 12 years old. He had a 90's style floppy hair with a centre parting. I didn't want him to see me for whatever reason.

3) Sitting with a lassie I vaguely knew. She wanted to see some historic sites in Angus and I was thinking of the possibilities.

4) Someplace with an old school friend. There was a bookcase to my left. It was full of books I liked the look of. As often happens, there was something blocking them - I think it was metal bars. With difficulty I managed to take down a very nice looking wee hardback book. I forget the title now but my friend said he already had that one, so I tucked it under my arm.

Jings, I want a lucid dream badly!!!

One daft wee non lucid fragment

Picking up a very slim hardback book with a white spine. Another two or three wee books were stuck to it. The cover had a comical looking skeleton on it...

Haud me back...

Non lucid fragments....

1) my faither commenting on poor sales for my shop.

2) quite a good one - An old wifie looked at my neck tie that I was wearing (it was Wine) she said-

'Aye that's no' bad, but it'll still let in water.'

3) Walking down a corridor with my wife, She was moaning to me about having to change my day off. She then stopped and crouched down. There was a wee nail sticking out the beige lino. There were also a bunch of nails coming loose on a wee join. She tried to get the nail out, but was struggling. I had a shot and got it out. I then tackled the rest. As this was happening she was still moaning about stuff!

Bah - I was confident, but never mind.

Non lucid fragments

A man handed me a book, it had the thrilling title of 'Montrose Doctors - A History since 1973'
I thought one of my employess would like a look. We opened it and it was mainly full of maps of the town on shiny paper. I tried to point out where my shop was and pointed to the wrong place. Some of the locations had the wrong names. Part of Montrose was labelled 'Uganda' if I mind right!

Birding with my son. a group of finches flew overhead, then a Goldfinch sat on a bush a few feet away and I was conecered my son couldn't see it.

The floor of a room was covered in stuffed Woody Woodpecker toys.

bah