non-lucid

Its been kind of rough sleeping in the hospital so my recall is low. Hopefully tonight we can go home.

Fragment about eating chocolate chip cookie dough but the chocolate was poop

Fragment driving down the HWY and there are tornadoes in all directions. I see on is breaking apart in the middle and reforming. I think sonic boom. It keeps doing it and I hear a dull boom noise.

Fragment about posting some dream on the competition thread and then realizing the competition is over. I feel stupid and get ready to edit the post.

1
Traveled down the road only in my dreams. Met a Japanese chef at his house. He was teaching me and another how to cook japanese food. I was trying to slice a cucumber but fed it up. He was from DV. I dont remember his name. We talked about stuff. My life. I told him about college and how my stress ful marriage madr it hard. I look oveg snd notice my daughters hoping they did here. I am at my house. He IS DONE talking now and falz asleep. Alysha walks in being loud. "Who is that LEONARD?"
"Shh he can hear you." Then I mouth the words "He cooks Japanese."
"For us?"
"No. He's teaching me."
"Hes the bird avatar on dream views."
"no that's OpheliaBlue."

2
I am playing virtual reality baseball online with some kid. I am trying to set it up on a holographic menu. I see Jeff J. from work walk by.

3
I am playing video game at walmart. We in a laying down thing side bye side with other people. Some guy gets mad and I tell him off.

4
A fragment about looking as a giant projection of sunspots.

5 We were being attacke my a giant half horsefly half cricket. Then some salesman comes and talks to my dad. My dad said he wont buy anything. I tell my mom he will and she agrees with me.

6 I am like Indiana Jones. I am exlporing an acient structure. I climb outside and see a engraving with my name on it. Almost lucid but I get distracted. There is a guy coming and I slip back inside. He wants to take what I found. I punch him in the face and run. We are at new location. We get clues by listening to Country Gospel tapes.

7 A fragment about going to a concert. It is crowed and I am looking for my wife. Some people are dancing back and forth.

8 Miley Cyrus is the tangled chick. She is singing about love. I am in my kitchen and I tell her to stop because I will cry.

9 I am at my ex in laws. I am working for him and I am pissed about something.

10. I am at a piano bar and there is a guy in a tux singing. I have a fancy white ark of the covenant next to me. I hire Mexican men to steal the top off. The singer is freaking out about someone stealing his tux.

11. I am getting ready for work but I have long thick blonde hair just like my older daughter. I look in the mirror and I look just like her. I try to put my hair in a pony and think I don't look so much like her. I want to shave my head but I am running late.

Power Lines 2:39 AM
I am driving to CJ with my wife's grandma. We see large power lines laying accross the road. Grandma asks "What is it?" and looks worried.
I say "That side of CJ doesn't have its own power so they borrow from the other side."
She replys, "You mean to tell me they don't even have their own power?" And looks scandalized about it.
There are more power lines. But these looks like a large version of the kind of wiring I work with at my job. They are spliced together and I see bare wire exposed. The road is so bumpy now. I see electric sparks. I scream in pain. Though I felt no pain I believed I did.
Now I am standing. On the road dancing over wires that are electrocuting me. Grandma and my car have vanished.
I see a trucker pulled over to the side and I run to him for help. It is a man in purple getting out of a red mack truck. He is on his CB and points behind me. I see another truck coming the other way pull over and stop. I collapse near him. I want to use my cell phone to call for help but it has melted and looks like giant solder balls. The man tells me, "Just touch the solder ball and say 911. It will work."
I put a finger on a solder ball attached to some metal structure. I say, "911"
I hear a reply, "911. What's your emergency?"
I mental relay everything without words. It was faster.
I now I feel better and I am walking to the side of the road. I see the man in purple. He looks like the wizard from the dream last week. He has a full flowing white beard but this time he is wearing a purple link hat and purple tunic with blue jeans. I tell the 911 operator, "I also see a modern day wizard in purple. Well, that's fun." And I grin real big.
I walk along a drive way to were the man is. The 911 operator wants to know where this happened. I forget about CJ and get confused. I ask the man where are we. He says, "Its the Nevada Exit."
I tell the operator and then I look around. I see the house looks like my wifes grandmas house. I look for a number on the porch. 1886. I look for a street sign. Session St. I say, "Im at 1886 Session St. Nevada, MO."
Then I feel my phone buzzing in my pocket. I get annoyed that someone keeps calling me while I'm on the phone. It starts to get dark and I look up. I see a blue light flying in the sky. I think maybe it's a UFO. I follow it intently. It turns into a wisp of a person. It is wearing some sort of mask and the blue light is its eyes. I think this must be another lucid dreamer from dreamviews. I wave real big at him. He just turns to leave.
I can hear his thoughts. "Will have to come back... too many people... don't know what happened here... Have to tell Alyzarin."
I think that I need to get on DV and tell everyone about the accident on the road.

I had so many reasons to RC here and I blew it. And that Wizard keeps popping up. I'll have to confront him next time. He might be my dream guide!

Fragment
I am trying to put both dogs and one cat in a carrier. The cat gets pissed and hisses at me. I don't even know why I did that and let her go.

Banjo/Keyboard
My Nephew made a strange banjo thing. I play a little tune on it and am surprised how easy it was. I look at him and tell him that he did a good job. I flip it over and see it is a odd keyboard thing. Its not like a piano. It more just a bunch of buttons. I just push them all and make all kinds of Socratic notes.
My brother walks into the room. I say, "Hi."
Now I am taking a bath. I think I need to get out. I am standing up and looking for a towel. My niece walks in. I try to hid myself but she just acts like I'm not even naked.
"Here's you some towels." And she leaves. I feel embarrassed and annoyed. I pick up a towel and it red and look and feels like giant fruit roll-ups.

Fragment2
I was flying a kite and it got loose. I am running in the tall brilliant green grass. I have a string in my hand and it is attached to a pavilion in a park. I can hear the sound of the grass and feel the resistance on my legs. I hear bird singing in the distance.

All dreams after WBTB MILD
WTF?
Giant Abe Lincoln doll crashes and falls to ocean. I am there. On beach. Blue sky. Blue water. Beautiful. We try to climb up him after he gets up. Some woman is living with fish now. She is engaged to one. There is a bottle of nail Polish. I lick it with a lizard tongue. If fill with black liquid on the outside and sort of threads around. I hear the woman's narrative. Another giant doll rises but only half the size of Abe. Looks like Monster High. People try to climb but they wiegh it down. We let go and it stumbles off. And has a hard time walking in water.

I just want pie!
I got to Wal-Mart to buy pie but can't find. Ask guy for help. Said no. Look in frozen. I look into ingredients to make. Bunch of drunks. K tell to calm down. They get mad. I say, "Yes! Fucking calm down please." Because I said please they seriously reply, "Oh he's so polite." I am now at my parents looking for indredients. Eat frozen fennel seed. I call it fennel seed but it looks round with a yellowis dot in the middle. I am mad they didn't have anything to make pie so I take some sort of cart. I make so much noise I am surprised they didn't wake up.

Work?
I am at a gas station with my Ex-Brother-In-Law. He gives me money for gas and cigs. HA! It was usually the other way around in RL. So I go in to pay. I want some Camels so bad but I remember I quit. I think about it for a long time. I finally say NO I wont. And leave fast!

Now I am hanging with Henry form work at a 3rd plant. It doesn't exists. The place is from a previous dream a loooong time ago. I remember the other dream so I think that I have worked here before. But I also believe it is part of my RL job. False memory. Henry is drinking beer and hanging out. With me. We are waiting for some work and we can't leave. I am a little nervous about the beer. I have my own six pack of Coors Light but I won't touch it. I think I will let it get warm and chug it at lunch. I asked him what we are doing. He tries to whisper to me but go loud. He was telling what our plan was. Then he's like oh sorry I got too loud didn't I? Yes. I worry that we will get busted for beer. I look around and see some office behind a long desk. They have some sort of broken platform where the desk rises to reach a shelf to put documents on. I want to leave so bad. Trying to wait for lunch to drink my beer. Jeff is laughing at us.

Strange Flowers Fragment
I see a group of yellow flower centers surrounded by green petals. The petals expand and contract over the centers like some sort of round muscle or eye lid.

Bedtime 10:30p – 8:30a

1) 1:45a Playing some sudoku like board game with Jess and Megan at our house. I walk into the living room and there are red Christmas lights everywhere. I continue the game on my phone like it was words with friends or something. I also think to play my old supervisor.

I move to recliner and begin attempting WILD. After each NLD I quickly record what I remember on my phone app and resume WILD.

2) 3:29a find myself in SP. I try something a little different to enter the dream. I force myself in a rush to get up out of the recliner. I feel my dream body stumble and fall and then I re-enter SP. This time I relax too much. I have a false awakening.

I have the laptop on my chest and the recliner feels like it is reclining way too far back. I am still trying to WILD. I ear the alarm clock distantly in the bedroom. I wonder how it is 6:00 already. I expect my wife to come looking for me and sure enough I hear her walk in the living room. I just lie still because I really don't want to ruin my WILD. I figure she will just see me asleep and leave. But the computer is on my chest and on. I think she will see a post by RareCola and read it.

Then, I hear her say. “You're going to kill yourself with that.”
I give up my charade. “What?” I look at her as she is going back to the bedroom.
“I said your going to kill yourself.”

I get up because originally I had planned to get up with her at 6 and stay up for 30min and then WILD.
I notice the recliner is turned wrong but when I go to move it there is another recliner in its place but it is a darker brown. The other recline shrinks and slides next the the strange one. I then walk into a strange kitchen. I wake up.

Another SP episode from DEILD. This time I know that I just need to visualize a dream scene and I will enter. For some reason I get too excite and SP fades.

3)4:38a I plant some sort of seed in the crack in the back deck. They are round and small but I don't know what it is. I water is. The water hose floods the area. Then I have another FA. I look next to me and see Janna sitting on the couch. She has marijuana seeds. She tells me she gave a seed to some kids and is worried they will get in trouble. I tell her they probably won't plant it. I go to use my phone app to record the planting dream and I realize “This isn't real”

I wake up briefly

4)I am now watching Johnny Bravo through my window on a TV in my neighbors yard. Then I FA and I am back in my recliner. I feel like I am holding a remote. But wake for real and see I am not.

5)4:42a I am in the recliner. I see Travis and tell him about the fake picture I sent him. He say, “Dude I don't know how those pictures of me get posted.” I explain to him that it was just a look alike with a tramp stamp. He changes the subject.

6)5:28a *LUCID*

For whatever reason I am driving with my wife and another guy was with us sitting in the back but he never says anything. We go down towards my job. It is late in the morning and I decide to just take vacation. I pull into the parking lot. And I tell my wife maybe I should just call it in instead of going in to ask for vacation. Then I notice the time on the car's clock. It is 8:38AM and I realize I can't ask for vacation after 8. So I decide just to use the call in line and not have a vacation day.

Suddenly we are inside in an office. My wife is at a desk typing on a computer. The guy is sitting several feet behind her watching the computer screen. He is behaving like a silent observer. Ignore him completely. I am on the floor putting my shoes on. As I am getting the last shoe on I remember to pay attention to my awareness like I do in RL. I think to myself, “I am dreaming.” But I didn't mean anything. Then it dawns on me. “I AM dreaming!”

I don't have my shoe on but I know it doesn't matter. I look around. I remember to stay calm. I try to focus on various office supplies on the desk. I see things like a coffee mug with pens and pencils in it. Then I look my my wife and see the guy in peripheral vision. I never really look at the guy. Maybe he will be my dream guide. Too bad I forgot to think of that. Anyway I know neither one matters and talking to them at this point would be a waste. They are just DCs.

I stand up and turn around. I see a door that is partially open. It is the only way out of the small room. I briefly remember that if I ever become lucid at work I would have fun with it and do the things I couldn't do in RL. I rush for the door and expect to see the production floor.

I open it and instead... The room I was in is at the end of a long hallway full of doors. Each door goes to a different office. "OK fine. Stay calm. Focus. You are dreaming. Keep awareness." I walk down the hallway and pop into random offices. The walls are wood paneled and with no decor. The doors are those cheap hollow wood doors. They are unpainted and stained a very dark brown. I don't notice the flooring. The color scheme is very bland and boring. All the offices are empty. There are no people anywere. "Ok strange but not that strange for a dream." I hear a phone ring once. I walk into an office room that I thought it came from. I see a desk with computer and a phone that is off the hook. There are a few papers scattered on the desk. I pick the phone up and put it to my ear. I hear nothing so I press zero. I hear a short ring and then, a young woman's voice answers, “Student services.” I think it's odd so I don't say anything. I press the hook with my finger to hang up. I don't hear a dial tone. So I just lay the phone back where it was. I can hear her voice but distantly, “Hello?” The sound of it is as you would expect for a phone away from your ear. I am a little impressed with my subconscious at how vivid the dream is.

I continue down the hall. Now I am looking at double glass doors. It looks really dark outside and I can't see anything beyond the glass. I want to break glass so I rush at it. I can hear my footsteps like I am wearing boots on concrete and I actually feel the impact of my feet on the floor. I note this is really cool for a dream.

I dive head first for the glass but it is soft and doesn't break. I feel my head got stuck. It feels like a wall of Jello. Of course, the natural reaction is to close your eyes. I feel the dream fading. I don't want to lose it so I back out. I re-stabilize myself by looking at the glass doors and focusing. “OK fine. I just want to leave here its boring.” I slowly push the doors with my right hand. There is no sensation and its like the glass is gone but then the door opens and I am looking at the next set of doors. I feel a little frustrated that glass doors are keeping me in this building. I almost feel trapped but I am determined. "Maybe dreams are like being a ghost in the movie Betelgeuse. You can never leave the building. No that's a stupid thought. This is my dream." I push the next doors slowly open.

Then I am immediately engulfed in darkness. I feel myself wanting to wake up. I begin rubbing my hands together. I can feel the friction and heat. It is almost painful. So I stop and clasp my hands together. I am still in the dark void and I think, "Maybe I am awake and I was really doing that with my hands. No, I don't believe it." Then I realize that I in darkness because I just have my dream eyes closed. I slowly open them but cautious not to open my waking eyes. For a moment I am confused because my eyes felt so real. "Am I opening my waking eyes?" So. I only open then halfway. I see that I am at the driver side door of a Grey truck. I decide its safe and I open my eyes fully now. I notice It's not very clear or vivid. The dream quality not as good as it should be. except for my sense of touch. I touch the glass of the door. Solid and feels real. I slap at it a little and am surprised that it sounded normal and I could feel the impact on my hands. Then for some reason I am abruptly jolted awake. I think I heard a noise in the house. It was storming.


7) 8:24a I am going with some people to a house I own. I am renovating and selling. I see a bunch of low class scummy people on the porch. I see a shirtless fat man. His checks hang down real low and he pushes his man boobs together. Somehow it all looks like a giant ball sack. I feel disgusted. I loudly tell someone I don't know how I will ever sale this house will all these kind of people around. I enter the house and the floors are still dusty from sanding the hardwood. There is a little girl there and I kindly ask her to go outside. I wake up.

Randomness

I am at ex-wife's parents house. I was dropping the kids off. My older daughter was sleeping in a bed. I go outside and see a car speeding out of the driveway. I look my car over and see my trunk open and empty. All my stuff was stolen. I go tell someone. And come back but my stuff is there like it should be. I drive away but I have some blonde chick with me. I know that she is my wife's friend. I take her to GA church. I walk her inside and get playful with her by poking her in the ribs. It was all non flirty but more brother/sister teasing. I see a bunch of bible students there and I say something funny to one of them and walk off.

Precious
I was thinking how boring the last dream was and I found myself looking at a strange scene. There was something about people going missing. Then I see a peach tree in a pot with a few peaches on it. It was like I was watching TV some said something I can remember now. Then the peach tree was on this old ladies head. There were threads of lightning branching out and I saw shrunken heads hanging from it. It was like peoples souls were captured and the old woman was gaining power from it. I saw a ghostly visage of here next victim. It looked like Tommy from Rugrats and next to it was his dad and next to him the Arab guy from the Quickie Mart on the Simpons. I was appalled that she would want to kill her own son???

Fragments
I was trying to WILD and I got all these fragments. I didn't put much effort into remembering them because they were not LD and I was specifically going for lucid.

My blackberry bush had multiplied several times and was full of blackberries. I was shocked and happy.

I see a pack of black wolves coming. I take two deer in my arms and tell my wife to get the dogs. We hid in a garage from a childhood house. There was remodeling going on in it.

The hermit crabs came back to life and somehow survived being frozen.

Something about my black cat being an ass.

Airplane 2:45a

I am working with some dude in shipping and receiving but instead of trucks, airplanes would come in at warp speed and then just instantly stop. I didn't see this. I just knew it. So the dude I was working with decides to stand as close as he could to were the airplane would come. He wanted to feel the wind rush him and show off.

I try to tell him how stupid he is but he doesn't listen. As I wait I see another airplane slowly fly by our station.

That's all I can remember.

Him 6:00a

I am at some graduation thing. I am following some guy I know but don't really like. It was more like I was obligated to be there. He is moving down a congratulatory line. I see... let's call him J. I think, "Oh yeah of course J would be here." I feel disgusted and jealous of him.

#Side Note
I had really bad restless legs from about before I could even sleep. I was in the recliner till about 2:45A. I tried to take advantage of waking up so much in the recliner by DEILD. But it only ruined my recall.

Waking Time: 11:00am

Helicopter For Sale

There was something about being at the hospital. Then my wife and I are outside. I see a really small Helicopter for sale. Its looks big enough to hold at least on person maybe two. For some reason I think maybe it is a radio controlled toy but I dismiss that idea. I have this conversation with my Wife:

Me: Look, it's a helicopter for sale!

Wife: Yeah, like we have $50,000

Me: No, it's probably more like the price of a used car.

Wife: So, like we need a helicopter.

Me: BUT ITS A HELICOPTER! We can fly around in it. How cool would that be? I mean I could fly to work. Well, maybe not work it is just a few blocks away. But wouldn't their mom shit bricks if we picked the girls up in that thing. Wow! It would be soooo cool!

Wife: No.

Tinsel Light-Saber

I am in an arena with other Jedi. We are all fighting each other. But we are using stiff pieces of colored tinsel as light-sabers. WTF LOL. The swords where just as functional as any light-saber. Some how I was in third person watching myself. I teamed up with an odd looking human-ish woman. Now I am looking at myself and her fighting together in a screen like on TV. I hear an announcer say, "They are fighting friendly style." I see the words on the screen. People were dying all over. Limbs severed and body punctured. All the light-saber sounds and flashes of light and sparks as tinsel collided. Then some how, the sith I was fighting and I, we eliminated. We just vanish. I don't die but I am out of the game. The focus is on the woman I was teamed up with. I had the only red light-saber. It was lying on the ground. The woman lost her light-saber and did cart wheels to over and picked mine up. Then as the sith ran to her she spun around in one fluid motion and sliced the man straight down the middle of his chest. He fell on his back. Then she reached in with her hands and opened up his chest. I could see chest bone and ribs and lungs and heart. Then she lifted him up to show the crowd. The air filled with the sound of cheers and jeers as she is the winner. Then I am first person. She hands me my light-saber back. I am surprise to get mine back as it was unique. She said something about honor and I realize she really is a good Jedi.

The Walking Dead

We were over ran by zombies and trying to find a safe place. A lot of people died. We make it to a church. We are inside it and there is a man and woman there. I am up on a stage and there were doors. I hear and see a zombie moaning and turning a doorknob. Open it to kill it but two cups fall out. One was blue and one was turquoise. I treat the cups like they are full of zombie viruses.

I notice some tomatoes pilled high in the corner. I go back to the people and I see Laurie and Hershel from The Walking Dead. I assume now that I am Rick. I sort of hint to Laurie about the tomatoes and how we made "Something" from them to create explosives. She gets it and lets me know we will use them later.

I am now on a 4-Wheeler in my state trooper uniform and hat. I worry that I will attract all the zombies back to our place but I am looking for something. The landscape looks like Texas in the summer. Dry open pasture land. I see a old run down sign that looks like something from a Fallout game. It says something about a resort.

Then I get a flash of memory about how I went there and knocked on the door wanting in so bad. But the people inside where cruel and evil. I barely escaped alive.

But no that's not what I want. I see a trashed out mobile home. The metal frame looks good. I want it. Then I see it hauled off by something.

Now I am standing in an open parking lot. I see three of those mobile home frames outfitted to be solid bug sort of caged looking. They are stacked and hanging from one another independently from a crane. We have attached bits of broken rope and rags of all colors so that it is easy to climb up them and be high up and away from any zombies. I climb up and wonder why it is so easy and why I don't get tired. Then I see a severed thumb with a silver ring hanging from a rope. I am shocked at first. I pause to examine it and then quickly forget about it.

Now we are all in a comfortable living quarter inside one of the mobile homes. It is fully furnished and complete with everything we need. We are entertaining the kids with some sort of projector video game.

I wake up.

Another Poop Dream
I am at my parents and we are getting ready to go to General Convention (a church thing). I am pissed off and don't want to go. I am sitting in a recliner and my wife is next me saying something. I am annoyed because I am trying to read the Bible but she is talking. I get hateful and tell her to leave if she wants to. That I won't beg. As I am saying this I see a bookmark that says "Preach it, Thomas". I think this must be my grandfathers who is now dead.

I go up stairs to the bathroom. I am still grumbling how I don't want to go. I need to poop so I sit on the toilet. Then I find myself suddenly on the floor in front of the open door. I start to go but I see my mom may a face like what are you doing and then she waves me away like go ahead. I stand up and think no I should be on the toilet.

Then I remember that I dream this a lot and I say, "Am I dreaming? Am I dreaming?" I say the words but I don't really ask the question. It is just like something I was supposed to say and had no meaning.

I sit down on the toilet and hear the poop plop in the water.

Alarm clock wakes me up.

1) some sort of quest. I am at work. I talk to Michelle and Joyce. Something about my daughters. I inspect a crimp termination.

2) I am in a bathroom stall. The toilet over flows when I flush. Shit water to my waist. My wife tries to help but I send her out.

# Why am I dreaming so much about shit and bad bathroom experiences? I vow to RC every time I go!

Aids:1/8 tea peppermint oil WBTB
Methods:MILD - Half assed
Morning Supplements:500mg L-Lysine, 500mg C, 595mg Potassium Gluconcate, 1 Super B-Complex
Sleep Quality: Felt refreshed in the morning. Slept solid. Solved pillow issues.

Trying to LD 2:00AM
I am jogging down a familiar street. I see Jeremy and Becki. I invite them over. We are now in my house. But this is my first house. Jeremy talks about how he can tell me how many ghost are here. I tell him I don't want to know. I feel happy and safe here and I don't want to ruin it.

Then I am in my first truck. I am in the passenger side trying to sleep. My wife is in the driver side sleeping but tossing and its bothering me. I am trying to WBTB. I have an audio induction and I want to hear it. I adjust my headphones and try to sleep. I couldn't help but notice that my headphones feel like underwear on my head. Then notice that is light outside and rainy. I see Chris driving up to her daughters house who happens to be my neighbor. I am a little surprised. I hope that she doesn't notice me and my underwear. She is all but starting at me now. I just sigh and close my eyes. All I want to do is have a lucid dream and If I have to do corny things like listen to my underwear then who cares. I actually hear some music. It is a Ke$ha song believe it or not.

*I hear the intro music*

"Maybe I need some rehab,
Or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession,
I'm seeing it in my dreams"....

(Very appropriate! Except Lucid Dreams is my drug. Bahahahaha LOL)

I feel irritated and tune the music out. I feel like I am being watched and I just want privacy. The truck drives around the block. I don't notice it but I am driving it with my mind. My wife is in the driver seat but I am controlling where to go. Then I remember we left the kids in the house alone. And I think we should hurry even though we are just going around the block. I look out the window to the right and see a distorted iPhone. It says Brooklyn on it. The woman in the truck with me is now my ex-wife and she starts bitching about how much money she spent on that phone for my niece and now its ruined.

Now I am in a bed trying to WILD. Something wakes me and I look to the left and see my sisters husband with a bed pan under him. He is squirting shit through his clothes.
I say, "OH GOD! YOU NASTY FUCKER! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?"
He jumps us and runs to the bathroom. He slams the bed pan on the floor and I see chunky shit splatter up on the wall. There is shit on the bed. I am disgusted but I feel sorry for him at the same time. I know he is sick and can't help it. Then my dog goes sniffing at it. I grab her too me and hold her. I lay there not wanting to deal with the mess. I half expect to smell something horrid but there's no smell. I close my eyes and wake up.

I Don't Want to Die!
My wife and I are in a hotel. She is not pregnant and we are partying. We are drinking and she starts to smoke pot. I am shocked but I'm like well we don't do this often. She leaves the bong on the couch and my dog daisy starts to hit it. She runs through an open door into a yard. Then she howls as she ex-hails. I find it strange that I see really black smoke come out. I am surprised at the color of smoke but I just laugh. She is trying to get more. I hand the bong to my wife who is in the recliner watching TV. Then I say wait let me. I take a long drag. I notice that there is no smell no burring in my throat and no taste. Then I ex hail. I instantly feel fucked up. I make a comment about how fast that hit me. She says she knows.

I leave the room for some errand. I walk outside and see a nice area with a pool. There are only a few people. I jump in and then leave.

I go inside a bar and walk through to the bathroom. I notice a bartender and a dart board in my periphrial vision. I sit down to shit in a stale but the toilet is so high people can see me. Some take notice and just sigh and finish up. When I walk out of the bathroom I am now in a church and service is about to start. I take in the whole scene. I notice people to my left conversing and greeting. I see a crown scattered about and people in various conversation. I see all the pews and the stage up front. The stage is blurry and I dont focus on it too much. I see another bathroom down a ways and too the right. For whatever reason I walk to that. I walk past the womens and enter the mens. It is dimly lit and there is one toilet on the right and a sink on the left back wall. The entire right wall is glass. I can see through into the womens bathroom. The bathroom is identical to the mens and I see a large woman pulling her pants down and sitting on the toilet. It seems that she cant see me and it think it must be a two way mirror. I try to respect her privacy and advert my eyes and quickly leave the restroom.

Then I am in an elevator. The interior is minimalistic, plush and cream color. (now that I think about it... like a casket!) I push a button. The elevator begins to malfunction. I feel it tilt back and get smaller. I an now lying at an incline. I push some other button. Then it compacts into a ceiling with metal beams. I hit the stop button. I am so stuck I can't move.

I quickly WILD to have an OBE to go get help. I see a lady at a desk. I tell her my body is stuck in an elevator and I need to get it out before I die. I move out of my body. It feels so natural and familiar to do this. I go through the wall and see a lady at a help desk. She is an African American woman in a red blose. I quickly explain to her that my body is trapped. She tells me a bunch of instructions. I dont remember. Maybe I am still stoned?

I go now to do whatever it is she told me. I am now walking through the spot where the pool is. I see a lot more people there and I don't bother to take a dip this time. I walk to a concrete walk and spot an elevator door. I feel that this is where my dying body is. I pry the door open with my hands. There are more doors behind the first. They are red with purple trim. I get through a total of four doors and my body slips out. I catch... me. My body is limp and cold. I find it very odd to touch my body from outside of myself. I drop... me. And I try to use my mind to enter back into my body. It does not work. I am getting panicky.

I scream, "I don't want to die!"

I lay down next to myself and try whatever I did to exit now to re-enter. Nothing is working. I look to my right at myself and see a hand with a respirator to my body's face. I see hands doing chest compressions. I am still not back in my body. The light fades and everything goes dark.


*Holy Shit. I think I will avoid elevators for a while.

Aids:1/8 tea peppermint oil before bed
Methods:DEILD/WILD - FA
Morning Supplements:500mg L-Lysine, 500mg C, 595mg Potassium Gluconcate, 1 Super B-Complex
Sleep Quality: Heavy, Ignored WBTB alram. Very tired from the night before.

Lost 1:23AM

I am lost in the woods. I seem to have been backpacking alone. I am somehow able to send my wife a text message but the words are displayed on the side of a mountain. It looks as if someone chiseled it. I don't remember the words but I am calling for help.

Then I notice that I can easily walk down a slope and find an easy way back home. At the bottom I look back and see some text on a mountain side. It is a small and strange mountain. I decide to snap a pic with my phone.

As I am doing so I see a large bear coming to attack me. I quickly throw out all my food from my pack. A partial loaf of bread and some random snacks. I think If I let it have the food that I can climb a tree and it will forget me. So I quickly climb a tree but the bear follows. I go under a large branch and cling to it like I have claws. I can feel it like I am clinging to soft bedding. The bear is right on me. It claws me in the back. I feel a very slight and dull pain and I am hooked. I am able to wiggle away.

I drop down to the ground. And now I am pissed. I find I very heavy and very bulky and thick ladder carved of logs. I see the bear is half way down the tree. I smash it in the head. The impact feels soft like pillows. I hit it again and again. Over and over. I win bitch.

Zombies 6:00AM - ish, between snooze alarms

There are zombies everywhere. People are in groups and are totally overwhelmed and cannot move. I walk among them unseen. The thought occurs to me to help. So I yell at the zombies and taunt them. They can speak too. They mock me and throw something like white paste at me. Then I too get overwhelmed and buried in zombies.

I wake up on top of a phone booth. I briefly wonder how I got there. Then I imagine that climbed on it at the last second and waited for them to leave.

There was something about papers and a bad grade.

Now I am on a porch swing at my parents house with a laptop. It is sunny and bright. I see a girl walk down the street to the neighbors house. She is wearing a white skirt and a dark top. She is excited about something. And talks to another girl about it.

Aids:1/8 tea peppermint oil before bed
Methods:DEILD/WILD - FA
Morning Suppliments:500mg L-Lysine, 500mg C, 595mg Potassium Gluconcate, 1 Super B-Complex
Sleep Quality: Light, wakefulness, RLS

Huge Storm 1:12 AM
Huge storm coming. Riding with dad. I see storm shelter. I hear some song that reminds me of someone. And then another song. I remember an ex-girlfriend.
"I say I hate all songs."
I see Jeremy and Jess in the car with us.
"What song? I say do tunes to what you want."

Dude, Where's My Car? 3:15 AM ish

I am at my parents sleeping in a recliner. It is dark and I can't sleep.
I went to my parents with the kids. I am leaving. But I can't find my car. I see a white car that is stripped down. The kids think it's mine but I know better. We run down the street looking for it. I feel tired and weak and can't run well. I see white cars everywhere but none are mine. I don't want to call the police yet because I keep thinking that I remember that I parked in a strange place and I knew I would not remember. I tell the kids this.

Now we are in some nursing home and wondering around. Not sure what happens here. Something about me not being a good enough Christian. How I let bad things into my life. Thats why bad things happen. Some old woman? I feel guilty for lucid dreaming like it is a sin.

We leave. I tell my kids we got to look some more before we call the cops. Deanna says that Dalynn already did. I asked her about that. It was when I was holding her and she blew into a strange balloon.
She says, "Well that lady scared me. So I called the cops."
We run outside but I feel overwhelmed and too tired to walk. I lay down in the grass and dirt. I curl up on a mound of dirt. I tell the kids I just want to close my eyes. My body relaxes and I wake up.

WILD 3:30AM ish
When I wake up I am in the recliner that I moved to because of my RLS. I don't move a muscle. I relax myself and I roll my eyes into the back of my head and focus on my skull. Sleep Paralysis almost immediately kicks in.

I hear the familiar strong wind sound laced with rinings of the ears. I feel the familiar vibrations and windy sensations. I noticed this time that the sound and vibrations increased and decreased in intensity like waves on a beach. I make a quick note of this. I can feel my legs moving up. It feels like something has me by the ankles. I become afraid and I have to remind myself it is not real. I try to enter the dream but I get stuck in SP for longer than I wanted and because of the last dream I thought I was doing something evil. I keet telling myself that it was ok. And it wasn't real. You do this all the time and its always been fine. No good, the feeling was persistent.
I try to ignore the thoughts and visualise anything to move on. I my mind wonder and my dream eyes see.

I see a road. I am flying low and fast down a vivid and brightly lit road road hugged tightly by evergreen trees. I enjoy this but my eyes begin to opened and I see the dark living room with one eye and the road with the other.

I go back into full SP. Still the same feeling of guilt. I think that this is getting no where and I want to go back to my bed. So I suddenly and forcibly make myself get up. I stumble back to my bedroom. I heard and felt my loud footsteps.

I think how odd this is. I was feeling the vibrations like wind on my body. The loud sound of wind and ringing. Typical SP. Was it possible to not be truly paralyzed in sp?

I now find myself tangled in my blanket. I am standing by my bed and I can't find my way out. I am unsure of what happened. I feel so confused and my mind feels numb.

I say, "I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming." But my voice sounds odd. It is weak and unsure. Almost like I am asking a question. I am not convinced. Then I throw myself in the bed. Now I can find my way out. I feel half asleep and strange.

All my actions have woke my wife up. My wife mocks me. And complains how this is not good what I'm doing. She is pissed I woke her. I feel embarrassed and say nothing. She gets up to go the bathroom. I close my eyes and relax. But instead of going to sleep I wake up still in the recliner. God dammed FA!

I was so sure I was awake.

Aids:12.8mg menthol before bed
Methods:Attempted WBTB WILD - Failed
Morning Suppliments:500mg L-Lysine, 500mg C, 595mg Potassium Gluconcate, 1 Super B-Complex
Sleep Quality: Heavy sleep. No RLS. Tired still this morning. Pillow not comfortable

Fish Dog
I am walking outside and the world is flooded up to my calves. I have this fish that is following me. It is my pet but it is behaving like a dog. It is jumping up at me and swimming around me and wanting my attention. I smile at it and continue to walk. I look up briefly and check the sky to do a sky RC like I do in waking life. I see nothing unusual or odd so I shrug it off and continue.

Then I get an underwater view of the fish swimming. Like a camera is following from behind. The water is clear. The fish looks like some sort of evolved fish with legs and large teeth. Kind of alligator-ish. It is just dog paddling and half turns its head to acknowledge me.

Then I am inside my house. Or a house. I am walking around and the Fish and the water are still present. I wonder how I could have all this water in my house and not rot everything out. I assume it is built to handle it. I look closer and start to see odd things like there is carpet and the floor is not level. I think that this really needs to be fixed and I worry some about it. I am really questioning why there is water everywhere but I just don't think about testing reality.

Then I am looking at a fake rock pond. I see a large golden Cichlid. I recognize it as one of the same fish that I had in an aquarium long ago. (I feel guilty because I remember that I flushed it down the toilet because I got tired of it. It wasn't even dead.) I add more water with my mind because I notice the fish didn't have much room. It keeps trying to swim upward.

Forgotten
Damn lazy ass didn't write it down!
Forgotten
Damn lazy ass didn't write it down!

House Sitting
My mom and I are going over to my Aunts house to check on it since her and her family are gone on a long trip. We go in the front door and look from room to room. The house is familiar but different. I tell my mom it looks a lot like my first house I bought but they really changed a lot of stuff and it looks really nice. The kitchen has a door and it is partially sealed. We get it open and the first thing I see is dirty dishes that have bee sitting for days. I half expect it to stink but I smell nothing. I look and see really nice title floors and counters. I look down a hall and see a bath tub and linoleum. I am turned off by that and go back the other way. In the living room we decide to leave.

We get outside and I see a man in a truck in the yard yell at me to let him in. He is the exterminator and needs in. My mom and I wonder why an exterminator would come so late in the day. It is about to get dark. Before I could do anything I get distracted by my older daughter and my two mini dachshunds. We all go back inside and I worry that one of the dogs will pee. I tell my daughter not to touch her because she will get too excited and pee on the carpet.

Interpretations: None at the moment

The Dentist

I am waiting in a dentist office. I think my mom is here. I see a super hot dental assistant. I kinda hope that shes the one to clean my teeth. Then I think nah that wouldn't be right. I feel the tooth that recently got the filling with my tongue. It feels like it is dissolving like some hard powdery candy. I see my dentist and he tells me something. I realize he is the one working on me directly. I think about telling him to pull that tooth.

The Demon

The first part is hazy. There is something about my bro-in-law, Angel. He is with me. I shoot an arrow blindly at some demon in the dark. I am afraid. I am out of arrows so we leave to go get more.
Fast forward
We are back with more arrows. I look in the direction were I shot at the demon. It is night time and there are cars parked on a railroad. I am looking for the demon. I yell at it and challenge it.
Angel says, "Dude just shoot in the same spot"
I look under a truck. I see my arrow sticking out of something invisible. I wonder if I killed the demon or if it is waiting to attack me. I shoot at it again. The arrow sticks. I go underneath the truck and pull the arrow out and stab at the invisible demon again. I feel resistance as the arrow pierces again. I tell Angel that the thing has to be dead.

Side notes

I wake up. I lie still for a moment recalling the two dreams. I don't move a muscle hoping to reenter lucid but it is no use. I have to pee.

I do a MILD techniques and recall no more dreams.

Reasons and Possible Meanings.

The dentist dream I believe is my subconsciousness reminding me that I missed my last cleaning and that one tooth really needs looked at because it is hurting again.

The demon dream is partly from watching Brave with the kids at the drive in. I guess I made my own Mor'du but not as a bear. Also, invisible demons are a really common nightmare of mine. However lately I seem to be taking charge of my nightmares and killing the things that haunt me non-lucidly. I don't understand why but I like it.