Thread: DV Chat Quotes

Originally Posted by Exotiraan

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2053.33 +Linkzelda » If I lose my virginity to a man
2053.36 +Linkzelda » I'm blaming you guys.

[20:53] <+Linkzelda> If I lose my virginity to a man
[20:53] <+Linkzelda> I'm blaming you guys.
[20:53] <+Linkzelda> in my dreams that is.

Stop clipping the true story

that's what quotes are good for. Stop making them whole.

*rolls eyes*

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[14:53] <Coolb3rt> hyu what do you do for a job? Are you a programmer
[14:54] <Coldberg> i am : O
[14:54] <Hyu> I'm getting my masters degree in computer science and specialize in game engine programming
[14:54] <Coolb3rt> awesome
[14:55] <Coolb3rt> I was learning pascal for a little bit
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[14:57] <DreamerJon23> Coldberg spoke?!?!
[14:58] <DreamerJon23> everyone thought he was a CIA skp
[14:58] <Coolb3rt> :0 he did
[14:58] <Coldberg> : O
[14:58] <Coldberg> i did ?
[14:58] <Coolb3rt> and it was partially because of something that I
[14:58] <Coolb3rt> :O
[14:58] <Coolb3rt> just
[14:58] <DreamerJon23> wow
[14:58] <Coolb3rt> :O
[14:58] <DreamerJon23> chat log
[14:58] <Coolb3rt> now that's just awesome
[15:00] <Coolb3rt> >_>
[15:00] <Coolb3rt> <_<

Is there any chance that anyone has the chat log of that larryshaw guy from yesterday? I forgot to save it

[16:24:04] <&Forsaken> i saw a guy today that was more than half bald, but he still had a little tiny ponytail
[16:24:25] <&Forsaken> sometimes, you have to know when to let it go

[23:50:54] <Coldberg> yeah nevermind me
[23:51:55] <@Forsaken^> what the hell, coldberg is talking?
[23:52:13] <paigeyemps> D:
[23:52:26] <paigeyemps> everyone RC!
[23:52:28] <@Forsaken^> creeps me out, everytime
[23:52:44] <paigeyemps> lol ken
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[23:52:48] <@Forsaken^> it's like when the maniquen in the corner starts talking

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[23:56:33] Coldberg uses pinch , it was not every effective

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[23:59:40] <@Forsaken^> move it to DV or i'm gonna turn this channel around
[23:59:42] <Coldberg> Soo---rryyyuuu-KEN!

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[00:04:32] <cookieh> I have waited for this moment...Hi Coldberg

Can someone delete the last iBot quote please? I didn't mean to do that.

[21:13:25] Lunatide pokes Raspberry?
[21:13:31] <%fOrceez>Sorry, though i'm Australian, English is my second language
[21:13:32] <Raspberry>anywhere should be fine

Another demonstration of my impeccable timing...

Originally Posted by forceez

can someone delete the last ibot quote please? I didn't mean to do that.

Originally Posted by raspberry

another demonstration of my impeccable timing...

L O L, i love this

[14:38] <Lunatide> Prepare your anus
[14:38] <@Dead> YAY

Sexy time

loooool

Originally Posted by paigeyemps

[16:24:04] <&Forsaken> i saw a guy today that was more than half bald, but he still had a little tiny ponytail
[16:24:25] <&Forsaken> sometimes, you have to know when to let it go

He obviously has never seen Rene Levesque's comb over.

[09:17:11] <fridge> A rather bad man dies and meets Satan... : Jokes
[09:17:20] <fridge> Man, I didn't know Satan was THAT evil
[09:17:43] <TheNutKicker> so anything else
[09:17:44] <Litost> Stop fucking linking shit from reddit
[09:18:05] <Merro> lool
[09:18:23] <TheNutKicker> its not even funny
[09:18:27] <TheNutKicker> try 9gag or something

10char

[21:44:59] <+Linkzelda> Poker face is the worse expression to see on a woman when making love
[21:45:04] <+Linkzelda> not talking about you two, so don't panic.
[21:45:10] <+Linkzelda> Oh god, that face of
[21:45:14] <+Linkzelda> "You're boring to me"
[21:45:19] <cookieh>
[21:45:22] <+Linkzelda> creates such a horrible stain on the ego
[21:45:30] Linkzelda cries
[21:45:55] <paigeyemps>
[21:46:41] cookieh uses combust.
[21:46:43] cookieh [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: It's super effective!

[10:30] <limiTless> !define poop
[10:30] <SornaBot> User Defined: poop
[10:30] <paigeyemps> lmao
[10:30] <paigeyemps> ?? poop
[10:30] <+Linkzelda> scat fetish limiTless ?
[10:30] <paigeyemps> D:
[10:30] <limiTless> Smart
[10:30] <limiTless> Lol link
[10:30] <limiTless> Kinda
[10:30] <+Linkzelda> hey, whatever makes you happy
[10:31] <limiTless> Only when I'm feeling immature and annoying
[10:31] <limiTless> ))<>((
[10:31] <+Linkzelda> wait
[10:31] <+Linkzelda> is that a woman's asshole
[10:31] <paigeyemps> lmao
[10:31] <limiTless> Lol no
[10:32] <limiTless> Its two bums
[10:32] <limiTless> Sharing poop
[10:32] <+Linkzelda> and the middle is a double sided dildo
[10:32] <+Linkzelda> WHAT FUCK
[10:32] <+Linkzelda> is this
[10:32] <+Linkzelda> I can't even say THE because of this
[10:32] <limiTless> Lol

Sornaensis: Three girls would be so much work, I'd like pass out or something.

You don't fap in bed, that's like pooping where you eat.

TC AW YEAH

[14:30:48] <bulleYemps> speak, sornabot!
[14:30:51] <bulleYemps> or not.
[14:30:56] <+Gaensis> he builds a stack and ejaculates it into chans
[14:30:56] <SornaBot> lol
[14:31:00] <Litost> lol
[14:31:00] <SornaBot> I
[14:31:00] <SornaBot> lol
[14:31:03] <bulleYemps> lol
[14:31:06] <@kraid> lol
[14:31:11] <SornaBot> lol
[14:31:13] <Litost> lol
[14:31:20] <+Gaensis> lol
[14:31:26] <@kraid> lol
[14:31:29] <Litost> lol
[14:31:30] <+Gaensis> lol
[14:31:30] <SornaBot> lol
[14:31:31] <SornaBot> yea
[14:31:35] <Litost> Fu!
[14:31:37] <cookieh> no.
[14:31:37] <SornaBot> lol

[14:31:51] <+Gaensis> SornaBot's a reel bro
[14:32:03] <+Gaensis> He'll get there
[14:32:19] <Litost> Sornabot is sick in da tits
[14:32:44] <SornaBot> ya

v -- ^

Originally Posted by Raspberry

You don't fap in bed, that's like pooping where you eat.

Yea, but how much sex do you have where you eat? Poop?

[02:13:50] <SornaBot> its a lot
[02:13:57] <SornaBot> shut up
[02:13:58] <SornaBot> derp
[02:14:26] <SornaBot> dont know
[02:14:29] <moomanmoo^> WHaaaat?
[02:14:30] <SornaBot> D:
[02:14:30] <SornaBot> right
[02:14:39] <moomanmoo^> Sorna, shut the fuck up.
[02:15:14] <SornaBot> How do you
[02:16:35] <SornaBot> and then
[02:16:55] <moomanmoo^> You give yourself a trojan and watch hoplessly as it rips into your harddrive deleting all your startup files, programming tools, etc. and then you die. A horrible, slow, fucking death.
[02:17:02] <SornaBot> we'll see

Oh and the epic quote that our silly minds can't handle (he later tried to explain it to us O__o)

[01:40:13] <SornaBot> for a good
[01:40:31] <SornaBot> its a good

[01:20:43] <@SornaBot> SornaBot: Do not
[01:20:47] <Lunatide|BRB> Okay
[01:20:48] <@SornaBot> Okay
[01:20:48] <Lunatide|BRB> ...
[01:20:50] <@SornaBot> Okay
[01:20:50] <Lunatide|BRB> no.
[01:20:50] <@SornaBot> Okay
[01:20:52] <Lunatide|BRB> no.
[01:20:53] <@SornaBot> Okay
[01:20:55] <Lunatide|BRB> no.
[01:20:57] <@SornaBot> Okay
[01:20:59] <Lunatide|BRB> no.
[01:20:59] <@SornaBot> Okay
[01:21:01] <Lunatide|BRB> no.
[01:21:03] <@SornaBot> Okay
[01:21:04] <Lunatide|BRB> no.
[01:21:08] <@bulleYemps> lmao
[01:21:13] <+Oceandrop> lol
[01:21:18] <+Oceandrop> SornaBot do you like me?
[01:21:18] <@SornaBot> FUCK
[01:21:20] <+Oceandrop>

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[23:53:13] <paigeyemps> AAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
[23:53:13] <@SornaBot> MACARENA!



son, i am not disappoint! ;D

I wish we could like posts here again. I say we take to the DV streets with torches and pitchforks!

Originally Posted by Raspberry

I wish we could like posts here again. I say we take to the DV streets with torches and pitchforks!

Yeah, how come we can't just have the like function in senseless banter but it doesn't add to our like count?

<+Smirkaensis> !settalk on
<SornaBot> AI is now talkative
<+Smirkaensis> let's see
<+Smirkaensis> what we can see
<TacoKing7> SornaBot, he was a lot of the same
<+Smirkaensis> you realize if you keep repeating that
<+Smirkaensis> he will keep saying it
* Oreoboy1996|Away is now known as Oreoboy1996
<SornaBot> he was a lot of the same
<TacoKing7> YES
<+Smirkaensis> right
<+Smirkaensis> god fucking dammit
<SornaBot> he was a lot of the same
<Evolventity> You're suppose to teach him correct grammar.
<SornaBot> right
<TacoKing7> success
<Irken> why do you have to do this to sornabot
<+Smirkaensis> his short term memory
<+Smirkaensis> works
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<SornaBot> his brain was a lot of the same
<Irken> why do you have to make him sound stupid
<+Smirkaensis> at the least
<+Smirkaensis> lol
<Irken> now he's gonna fucking
<Irken> say that same line
<TacoKing7> lmfao
<Irken> over and over again