Thread: DV Chat Quotes

From when IRC server died yesterday for a bit and everything was screwed up for a while.

[07:59] <Checker666> ...
[07:59] <saltyseedog> it hurts my feels
[07:59] <Checker666> What's going on
[08:00] <Wayfaerer> what's a casper kid
[08:00] <Checker666> Is my mirc glitching or channel is screwed up
[08:00] <Wayfaerer> you're fading away into the shadow realm
Session Close: Sat May 04 08:01:39 2013
Session Start: Sat May 04 08:01:50 2013
Session Ident: #DV
[08:01] * Now talking in #DV
[08:02] <Wayfaerer> don't struggle, you'll only fade faster
[08:03] <Checker666> Ok seriously, what's going on
[08:03] <Forsaken> hm?
[08:03] <Dark_Merlin> what do you mean Checker666?
[08:03] <Checker666> Why JJ is OP
[08:04] <Dark_Merlin> JJ has always been OP..?
[08:04] <Dark_Merlin> he's owned DV since the very beginning
[08:04] <Dark_Merlin> what the hell man?
[08:04] <Forsaken> we serve JJ
[08:04] <Forsaken> all hail the mighty jigga
[08:04] <Dark_Merlin> HEIL JIGGA
[08:04] <Checker666> ._.
[08:05] <Wayfaerer> his swag is infinite
[08:07] <Dark_Merlin> in Jigga we trust.
[08:09] <Wayfaerer> the alswagfa and oswagma

[18:09] <pwoperbri> I already took a picture of it Jayden >
[18:09] <Arkadast> Oh come on Link
[18:09] <Arkadast> It was like
[18:09] <Arkadast> 5 years ago
[18:09] <Arkadast> BECAUSE
[18:09] <Arkadast> I WAS A SUPER SEXY EIGHTH GRADER OKAY
[18:09] <SpaceCowboyDave^> not again
[18:09] <pwoperbri> Now I know why your grade in math sucks
[18:09] <Arkadast> Because I was a super sexy eighth grader?
[18:10] <+Linkzelda> lmfao
[18:10] <+Linkzelda> lool pwoperbri
[18:10] <Arkadast> 4 years ago?

[19:34:09] <@gab> I got a new litter called feline pine
[19:34:20] <@gab> I was sick of the dust from clay
[19:34:22] <&OpheliaBlue|BRB> !back
[19:34:22] OpheliaBlue|BRB [[email protected]] is now known as OpheliaBlue
[19:34:28] <&OpheliaBlue> oh hell yeah I use it too
[19:34:31] <&OpheliaBlue> best stuff
[19:34:37] <&OpheliaBlue> I kinda wanna pee on it
[19:34:47] <%Checker666> wb
[19:34:52] <@gab> untill it procter and gamble screwed it up
[19:35:24] <@gab> now it's not scoopable at all
[19:35:48] <&OpheliaBlue> supposed to scoop it?
[19:35:57] <&OpheliaBlue> I let it go for a week then dump the whole thing
[19:36:02] <@gab> it was scoopable just a few month ago
[19:36:13] <@gab> when manufactured by mom and pop company in florida
[19:36:25] <@gab> now P&G screwed it up
[19:37:17] <&OpheliaBlue> oh I thought Proctor and Gamble were your CATS
[19:37:28] <@gab> lol, wff
[19:37:33] <@gab> wtf*
[19:37:34] <&OpheliaBlue> you said they screwed it up, so
[19:37:46] <&OpheliaBlue> I was like, fucking weird ass cat names, but ok
[19:37:50] <&OpheliaBlue> I wasn't gonna judge
[19:37:53] <%zoth> lol

13:42:04] <Coolb3rt> I had some injectoin that made me part beast
[13:42:07] shadowjay [[email protected]] has joined #LucidDreaming
[13:42:11] <Coolb3rt> and I could turn into some warewolf type thing
[13:42:14] <Coolb3rt> and I killed people
[13:42:17] <%Checker666> Nice
[13:42:22] <Coolb3rt> and parachuted out of a plane
[13:42:28] <Coolb3rt> there were others like me too
[13:42:35] <Coolb3rt> then I shot someone with a crossbow
[13:42:39] <Coolb3rt> awesome dream too
[13:42:51] <%Checker666> I like dreams with transformations
[13:43:08] <%Lucidis> i like dreams with crossbows
[13:43:23] <&realdealmagic> i like dreams

[11:30] * Demonbot|Asleep is now known as Demonbot
[11:32] <noeul55> Demonbot is asleep?
[11:32] <Demonbot> Perhaps.
[11:32] <noeul55> WAT

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[21:19:02] <OctoberWind> I mean, there's really no denying it for me, it's extremely sexy
[21:19:12] <OctoberWind> but I'm really not into extreme hardcore stuff


[21:19:38] <+enso> plenty of ppl like bondage
[21:19:39] Sparta ties OctoberWind up
[21:19:41] <+enso> it's not that uncommon

[21:19:42] <Exotiraan> !grab Sparta:
[21:19:42] <Demonbot> Exotiraan: Grabbed: [Sparta ties OctoberWind up]

[21:19:54] <Linkzelda|Away> You say that now OctoberWind, but you clearly have signs leading towards things being hardcore


[21:20:11] <OctoberWind> well yeah

[21:20:22] <OctoberWind> but I'll only claim to like them once I've actually found out that I do
[21:20:29] <Exotiraan> !rq OctoberWind
[21:20:30] <Demonbot> Exotiraan: <OctoberWind> and also because I'm a prostitute.

Was that really necessary?

Oh October.

[18:21] == SnowyCat [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[18:21] StatServ [[email protected]] requested CTCP VERSION from SnowyCat:
[18:21] <SnowyCat> good afternoon everybody
[18:22] <SnowyCat> ...
[18:22] <SnowyCat> slow day, huh

[18:23] <SnowyCat> In the mean time, I guess I'll entertain myself with a story

[18:23] <SnowyCat> so I went to the grocery store today
[18:23] <SnowyCat> and I got a few dozen eggs
[18:23] <SnowyCat> and some milk
[18:24] <SnowyCat> and some cat food
[18:24] <SnowyCat> and some cheese
[18:24] <SnowyCat> and some onions
[18:24] <SnowyCat> and some potatoes
[18:24] <SnowyCat> and then I came homw
[18:24] <SnowyCat> *home
[18:24] == somekindofpony [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/]
[18:24] <SnowyCat> and decided to make an omlet and hash for dinner
[18:25] <SnowyCat> *omelet
[18:25] <SnowyCat> so I started cracking the eggs, right?
[18:26] <SnowyCat> well ine of the eggs must have been bad or something
[18:26] <SnowyCat> *one
[18:26] <SnowyCat> beccause it was this weird, greyish-green color
[18:26] <SnowyCat> *because

[18:26] <SnowyCat> jesus, all these typos

[18:27] <SnowyCat> but I didn't want to throw out all the eggs
[18:27] <SnowyCat> cuz that would be a waste of money
[18:27] <SnowyCat> so I took a fork and tried to fish out the bad egg
[18:28] <SnowyCat> but when I finally got under the yolk and pulled it out with the fork, I dropped it on the floor
[18:28] <SnowyCat> and my cat runs over and is all like

[18:28] <SnowyCat> HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLD THE PHONE IS THAT A FUCKNG EGG NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

[18:29] <SnowyCat> and he starts licking the SHIT out of this bad egg on the floor
[18:29] <SnowyCat> so naturally I freak out and try to get him away from this nasty egg
[18:30] <SnowyCat> so I pick him up and move him far away
[18:30] <SnowyCat> but NO
[18:30] <SnowyCat> HE WILL GET THIS EGG IF IT KILLS HIM
[18:30] <SnowyCat> so he dashes back into the kitchen, and I run after him
[18:31] <SnowyCat> and we like wrestle for this egg

[18:31] <Hathor28> Wtf am i reading???

[18:31] <SnowyCat> I, being the powerful human, managed to get the majority of the egg out of his clutches and throw it down the sink
[18:32] <SnowyCat> and he is STILL LICKING THE FUCKING FLOOR
[18:32] <SnowyCat> so I try to push him away while cleaning the floor with a mop
[18:32] <SnowyCat> and he gets really wet
[18:32] <SnowyCat> and I get really wet
[18:32] <SnowyCat> and eventually, I am VICTORIOUS
[18:33] <SnowyCat> he seemed genuinely sad that he had lost
[18:33] <Hathor28> O_o
[18:33] <SnowyCat> so I gave him a sliver of a carrot and all was forgiven
[18:33] <SnowyCat> he loves carrots
[18:34] <SpaceCowboyDave^|Away> !back
[18:34] == SpaceCowboyDave^|Away has changed nick to SpaceCowboyDave^

[18:34] <SnowyCat> he threw up a bunch afterwards
[18:34] <SnowyCat> it was pretty awful

[18:34] <SnowyCat> so guys how's it going
[18:35] <SpaceCowboyDave^> not bad
[18:35] <yomi^> SnowyCat...was ALL of that text really needed?
[18:35] <SnowyCat> yes

So....many....balls!

[04:06.04] <&Sparta> this oderless Rub a535
[04:06.06] <&Sparta> sucks balls
[04:06.16] <Coolb3rt> holy fuck, I mean I always thought he was skinny
[04:06.18] <Coolb3rt> but this
[04:06.21] <melanieb> oderless Rub a535?
[04:06.22] <&Sparta> speaking of which, if I were to RUB this on my balls
[04:06.26] <&Sparta> I bet it wouldn't even burn
[04:06.28] <Coolb3rt> wtf
[04:06.32] <%Lucidis> Sparta: wut
[04:06.34] <&Sparta> it smells like lotion
[04:06.34] * melanieb slowly backs away
[04:06.36] * Coolb3rt backs away from sparta
[04:06.39] <&Sparta> it's greasy as lotion
[04:06.44] <&Sparta> ... it pretty much is lotion

[04:07.01] <&Sparta> I bought it for my hand
[04:07.01] * Coolb3rt suicides
[04:07.05] <&Sparta> and I got the orderless one
[04:07.07] <melanieb> hand + balls?
[04:07.07] <&Sparta> cause I'ma t work
[04:07.15] <&Sparta> and don't want to smell like bleach and death
[04:07.22] <&Sparta> but there is no helping sensation
[04:07.25] <&Sparta> no cold/heat
[04:07.27] <&Sparta> no burning
[04:07.28] <&Sparta> nothing
[04:07.48] <&Sparta> and normally, if you put like the normal a535 on your balls
[04:07.49] <&Sparta> its burns
[04:07.51] <&Sparta> like a mofo
[04:07.52] <melanieb> So....you tried it on your balls?

[04:10.13] <&Sparta> actually, kinda
[04:10.14] <SpaceCowboyDave^> you guys are just gross
[04:10.16] <&Sparta> at least not sweaty
[04:10.20] <&Sparta> cause ball chafting hurts
[04:10.21] <&Sparta> like
[04:10.24] <&Sparta> a mofo
[04:10.34] <melanieb> I believe you
[04:10.36] <&Sparta> and can ruin a certain someone's vacation this past winter
[04:10.37] <&Sparta> >:
[04:10.45] <SpaceCowboyDave^> TMI
[04:10.54] <&Sparta> oh quiet you
[04:11.05] <@KensMistress|Asleep> that's when you learned what lotions are good for balls eh?
[04:11.11] * wishfulthinker sits in her corner
[04:11.17] <&Sparta> lol yea
[04:11.26] <&Sparta> no cousin had some lotion for in between her legs to
[04:11.28] <&Sparta> that shit
[04:11.30] <&Sparta> was magical
[04:11.34] <SpaceCowboyDave^> balls are a non-event for me
[04:11.38] <SpaceCowboyDave^> like
[04:11.38] <melanieb> This just gets better

nice one

[14:52] * yomi|Away walks away to dive into the shower.
[14:53] * wishfulthinker waves goodbye to yomi
[14:57] <Sakura> hot yomi
[15:00] <killing>
[15:00] <+Linkzelda|Away> oh wow, a slightly flirting comment from Sakura
[15:00] <killing> so haaawt
[15:00] <Sakura> why
[15:01] <Sakura> every day we have cybersex 1 - 2 times
[15:01] <+Maeni> o.<
[15:01] <killing> i think that escalated.
[15:01] <killing> pretty bad.

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Yeah, that definitely escalated quickly.

<@Sparta^> Indeed, fuck dark souls
Mode: [+v Chimpertainment] by OpheliaBlue
<Indeed> Sparta^: I can't, it's only a game
<@Sparta^> oh you will!
* Sparta^ gets the dick
<@Sparta^> disk***
<@Sparta^> dammit
<Indeed> BUAHAHAHA
Mode: [+b Demonbot!*@*] by Sparta^
<+Exotiraan> !grab dick
<@Forsaken> !grab dick
<@Sparta^> nice try
<@Forsaken> haha
<Indeed> damn

Sparta's a smooth operator.

hahahaaaa he is <3

Quoting myself.....because I found it funny.

[23:44:07] <TehDalek> My brother didn't find this funny. .-. http://i.qkme.me/3ruonv.jpg
[23:45:19] <@Auron> lol
[23:45:45] <@Auron> batman should have slapped him before he donned the yellow and green spandex
[23:46:56] <@Auron> I never got that
[23:46:58] <@Auron> I mean
[23:47:04] <@Auron> batman is all stealthy and shit
[23:47:29] <@Auron> and robin wears a fucking traffic light
[23:48:12] <@Auron> batman is like "black....gray...yeah...this works...maybe a yellow belt"
[23:49:29] <@Auron> robin robin grabs the flag of Lithuania and says "quick! to the the sewing machine!"

It was pretty funny.

Shameless self post

[17:49] <DreamBot> (Medicine) This parasite lives in the intestines of man and animals.
[17:49] <killing> yes of course
[17:49] <Oceandrop> worm
[17:49] <Deatlev> worm
[17:49] <SnowyCat> tapeworn
[17:49] <Heavy^Sleeper> worm
[17:49] <Deatlev> worms
[17:49] <Oceandrop> tapeworm
[17:49] <killing> ringworm
[17:49] <DreamBot> {MoxQuizz} Oceandrop solved after 8 seconds and now has <10> points (+1) on rank 3.
[17:49] <DreamBot> The answer was: tapeworm
[17:49] <killing> wel k

[17:49] <Oceandrop> hehehe snowy
[17:49] <SnowyCat> WHAT
[17:49] <SnowyCat> NO
[17:49] <Oceandrop> WORN
[17:49] <Deatlev> HAHAH
[17:49] <SnowyCat> NO
[17:49] <killing> TAPE
[17:49] <Deatlev> OMG
[17:49] <Oceandrop> HAHAHAHA
[17:49] <killing> WORN
[17:49] <Deatlev> SNOWY
[17:49] <Deatlev> HAHA
[17:49] <Oceandrop> SUCK ON IT


[02:02] Sparta|Away is now known as Sparta
[02:17] <Oceandrop> Hey
[02:17] <Oceandrop> Sparta
[02:18] <Sparta> hey7
[02:22] <killing> hey8
[02:25] <realdealmagic> hey9
[02:26] <Oceandrop> hey10
[02:26] <killing> hey11
[02:32] <realdealmagic> hey12
[02:35] <killing> hey13
[02:35] <Oceandrop> hey14
[02:35] <killing> hey15
[02:42] <Sparta> I hate you all
[02:42] <Sparta> >:
[02:42] <Oceandrop> <3
[02:43] <killing> we're ur frends spartey
[02:43] <killing> <3

Sparta, we all love you

[15:55] <SnowyCat> Well I mean do you have a favorite subject?
[15:55] <@Sakura> no
[15:56] <SnowyCat> Any hobbies?
[15:56] <@Sakura>
[15:56] <@Sakura> ok i understand
[15:56] <@Sakura> but you cant work as weed smoker

Originally Posted by SnowyCat

[15:55] <SnowyCat> Well I mean do you have a favorite subject?
[15:55] <@Sakura> no
[15:56] <SnowyCat> Any hobbies?
[15:56] <@Sakura>
[15:56] <@Sakura> ok i understand
[15:56] <@Sakura> but you cant work as weed smoker

D: No one is paying me for my weed smoking job?

[14:29:36] <realdealmagic|Asleep> You should just go ahead and press that now :/
[14:29:44] <paigeyemps|Asleep> Alas I cannot
[14:29:57] <realdealmagic|Asleep> LIAR
[14:29:58] <realdealmagic|Asleep> YOU LIAR
[14:30:07] <paigeyemps|Asleep> We need alex's sperm to annoint upon your forehead
[14:30:15] <realdealmagic|Asleep> Oh
[14:30:19] <realdealmagic|Asleep> I already have a jar of that...

eheheh

A JAR OF ALEX'S SPERM????

Lemme guess, eBay.

Lol!

Actually I have seen it on eBay. It's called GermanSpermen