Thread: DV Chat Quotes

Originally Posted by Auron

It was a bump and a reminder. I moved about 28 posts from the "DV quotes" section to this section because they were misplaced.

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

Fun times...

[23:40:56] <&Karlitaki> white noise
[23:41:01] <&BoloneyWave> perlin noise
[23:41:14] <&Karlitaki> alex screams
[23:41:18] <&Karlitaki> irc down
[23:41:29] <&BoloneyWave> lol?
[23:42:06] <&Karlitaki> lol means [L]iving [O]n [L]ake
[23:42:20] <&BoloneyWave> rofl
[23:43:34] <&Karlitaki> rofl means [R]olling [O]n [F]lying [L]and
[23:43:54] <&BoloneyWave> lmao
[23:44:42] <&Karlitaki> lmao means [L]ike [Me] [A]t [O]cean
[23:44:47] <&BoloneyWave> XD
[23:45:03] <&Karlitaki> XD means [X]ei [D]ies
[23:45:25] <&BoloneyWave> haha
[23:45:56] <&Karlitaki> haha means [H]igh and [H]acking [A]rmy
[23:46:02] <&BoloneyWave> hehe
[23:46:24] <&Karlitaki> hehe means [H]ello [e]nd [h]igh [e]ffect
[23:46:36] <&BoloneyWave> hoho
[23:46:54] <&Karlitaki> hoho means shut up

<3 Opera

[18:56:16] <eicca> IE is the best browser for downloading a better browser

I can just hear no-Name saying, "fuck robots."

[06:53:27] <%ninja9578> ninjabot whats the best beer
[06:53:32] <ninjabot> ninja9578, In Australia light beer means less alcohol, that's done by adding less sugar or malt, resulting
[06:53:47] <%ninja9578> ninjabot what did you search for
[06:53:58] <%ninja9578> ninjabot whats the last search you made
[06:54:02] <ninjabot> The last thing I searched for was: Does light beer contain fewer calories but more alcohol content then regular beer... because it was better than what you asked: whats the best beer
[06:54:12] <%ninja9578> grrrrr

[12:33:35] <+catbus> does carera ever come into chat?
[12:33:38] <+catbus> I'm trying to mack on her

awww yeah.

Catbus is a playa. I on the other hand, am marrying forsaken.

[00:28:28] <%zebrah> ken
[00:28:30] <%zebrah> marry me
[00:29:26] <&KennyCash> erm
[00:29:44] <&KennyCash> y/n that will happen
[00:29:46] <ninjabot> Most likely
[00:29:49] <&KennyCash> >.>

HyperBirthDay

[14:39:02] HyperNova [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[14:39:13] <%zebrah> happy birthday hypernova
[14:39:19] <HyperNova> Fuck you

[21:14:44] <cspicer2> I feel like I'm taking a college course that I'm thinking of dropping.

Spicer's reaction to IRC.

Originally Posted by zebrah

[14:39:02] HyperNova [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[14:39:13] <%zebrah> happy birthday hypernova
[14:39:19] <HyperNova> Fuck you

Same thing happened to me exactly LOL.

[00:01] <Sindred> "I hope they're friendly in there," she said, shyly, as the door began to swing open.
[00:02] <Sindred> Inside, a gathering of suited gentlemen looked up. "Ah, fresh blood. Any good at bridge?" forceez called, opening a new pack of cards.
00:03] <Sindred> A tall blonde in a cocktail dress waved as she set down her tray of drinks. "Hey there, stranger! Don't mind the boys, they're the devil himself when they've had a few but they're only on seconds and thirds right now."
[00:04] <Sindred> "I love your skirt! Very chic, very bold. You must call me the Limit. Everyone else does."
00:05] <Sindred> ReachingForTheDream took her coat off, nervously, and handed it over to the blonde's outstretched alabastair white hand. The blonde hung it up neatly and straightened her dress.
00:06] <Sindred> "Now, the boys are playing cards for the moment, but if you're like me and just absolutely bored by all the numbers and silly bets then you can come talk gossip with me."
00:07] <Sindred> "Don't mind Roxx, he's a gentle goat when you get to know him," the blonde twinkled.
00:07] <Sindred> "There's a reason they call her the Limit, you know," the dapper forceez called out, laughing.
00:08] <Sindred> "I'm not very good at cards..." ReachingForTheDream blushed. "The only game I really know how to play is...twister."
00:09] <Sindred> Roxx slapped his thigh and barked. "Twister? Haven't played it since my army days with the lads in the trenches. Capital sport!"
00:09] <Sindred> forceez raised an eyebrow obliquely and quietly put the cards down on the table.
00:10] <Sindred> ReachingForTheDream blushed again, and stuttered. "I'm...I'm not dressed to play really..."
[00:11] <Sindred> The blonde smiled her dazzling smile and led her by the arm towards the centre of the room. "Nonsense, why I'm only in this silly dress here. And Luna over there completely forgot to dress today."
00:11] <Sindred> A naked girl lounging in the corner waved. "Howdy."
00:13] <Sindred> Mancon looked up, surprised. "I completely phased out, there, I'm afraid. Damn it, I was pouring maple syrup onto these pancakes and it's gone everywhere. Oh, Luna, you're covered, I do apologise."
[00:13] <Sindred> "He has his sleeping spells, you know," the blonde sparkled. "Now, anyone remember where we keep the Twister mat?"
00:13] <Sindred> "I'm good at the left hand red bit," Roxx called out.
00:14] <Sindred> "I'm good a putting my hands...just about anywhere," forceez smiled, warmly.
00:15] <Sindred> An hour passed and ReachingForTheDream found herslef sandwiched between the slender frame of the red-headed Luna and the ample girth of the senior Roxx. "I'm ever so sorry for getting her so sticky...I didn't mean to spill all that syrup on her..." Mancon apologised, as Luna shifted with a sliding, clinging sensation beneath ReachingForTheDream.
[00:16] <Sindred> "My skirt..." ReachingForTheDream gasped.
00:17] <Sindred> The blonde laughed. "Completely ridden up, hasn't it? It's all messy with that syrup, too, I'm sorry. I could pull it down for you put it's just my teeth near that end I'm afraid." Limitless wriggled between Mancon and forceez.
00:18] <Sindred> "Right foot green," forceez grunted, from somewhere inside the mass of sweating, hot bodies.
00:19] <Sindred> Luna grinned as she hooked her leg around ReachingForTheDream and slipped it back down between her thighs. "I think I just made that one," she teased.
00:19] <Sindred> "Oh, my," ReachingForTheDream sighed, as Luna jiggled her leg slowly, slipping her thigh further up between ReachingForTheDream's legs.

00:19] <+Artelis> limiTless: helloooo?
00:19] <Sindred> Oh, hey Artelis.
[00:19] <Sindred> How are you?
00:22] * forceez waiting for Sindred to continue story.
[00:22] <Sindred> What story?

zebrah...this is what happens when you leave us. LOL

19:4 Luna Sentaku you are so hot
19:45 forceez|Away I swr to fking god.
19:45 Sentranny Luna loves my blonde hair and breasts
19:45 forceez|Away WHAT
19:45 forceez|Away THE
19:45 forceez|Away FK

Welcome back to DV bass.

[01:35:21] <BassShredder> I had just gotten the best weed we had ever smoked
[01:35:44] <BassShredder> And so then I was pissed that I lost a 20 sack to them
[01:35:55] <zebrah> wow
[01:35:59] <BassShredder> And they had left it on the chair
[01:36:01] <zebrah> that fucking sucks
[01:36:11] <BassShredder> And left the room.......
[01:36:39] <BassShredder> And I grabbed the best nug and ate
[01:36:45] <BassShredder> It right then

[21:27] <Sindred> You're a good kid, fridge.
[21:27] <Sindred> I'm sorry I shouted.
[21:27] <Sindred> But I'm running a busy department.
[21:27] <Sindred> I need things working.
[21:27] <fridge> its ... okay o_o
[21:28] <Sindred> Daddy just gets stressed sometimes.
[21:28] * Sindred loosens his tie and pours out a scotch.
[21:28] <Sindred> You know I love you very much. It's just work...

o___o sindred time.

Originally Posted by fOrceez

o___o sindred time.

Oh my god, not again.

Zing O.O
01:10 Luna Irken should I made a story?
01:10 *** Indeed quit (Quit: EVERY BRA IS A WONDERBRA)
01:10 Irken made
01:10 Irken as in the past tense
01:10 Irken of the verb make?
01:10 Irken which is the active tense
01:13 Luna ....
01:13 Luna I meant to say Should I have made a story?

01:27 Mancon
01:27 Mancon Oh god
01:27 Mancon not my
01:27 Mancon
01:27 Mancon addiction
01:27 Luna LOL
01:27 Mancon
01:27 Mancon CRAP
01:27 Mancon Im overdosing
01:27 Mancon 0_0
01:28 Luna I might quote this
01:28 Mancon Good
01:28 Mancon Oh no..
01:28 Mancon I HAVE to stop the
01:28 Luna LOL

BOOOOOOm

02:16 Irken stomps on tom32's face
02:16 Irken does so repeatedly while singing White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane
02:16 tom32 shrugs off the blow
02:17 tom32 grabs irkens face
02:17 Irken grabs a sludge hammer and smashes it on tom32's face
02:17 tom32 dies
02:17 tom32 or did he?
02:17 Irken grabs a flare and some gasoline
02:17 Irken pours gasoline all over tom32 and lights it with a flare
02:17 tom32 BTW, i called in a ICBM
02:17 tom32 so, in 2 minutes, you will be dead
02:18 Irken telekinetically hurls the ICBM towards the sun to explode harmlessly
02:18 Mancon zebrah has been looking at the same thread for 15 minutes
02:18 tom32 damn it
02:18 Irken You need a better imagination
02:18 Irken here
02:18 tom32 slaps irken
02:18 Irken hands tom32 a e-blunt
02:18 tom32 e-blunt?
02:19 Irken tells tom32 to smoke it
02:19 tom32 throws the e-blunt out the window
02:19 Dark_Merlin yawns
02:19 tom32 i dont smoke >.>
02:19 tom32 kicks irken in the groin
02:19 Mancon Im going to bed, night.
02:19 Irken is wearing a cup
02:19 tom32 slaps irken
02:19 Irken grabs tom32 by the throat
02:19 *** Mancon quit (Quit: Page closed)
02:19 Irken with his super strength
02:19 tom32 kicks irken in the gut
02:20 Irken he throws tom32 out a window
02:20 Luna owwee my shoulders and chest
02:20 tom32 lands in a pool
02:20 Irken has sculpted abs and glances the blow
02:20 Irken grabs his SVD sniper rifle
02:20 Irken aims at tom32 and fires
02:20 tom32 grabs his rocket
02:20 tom32 flys off
02:20 Irken yells to his gang mates to open fire
02:21 tom32 * The rocket gets shot
02:21 tom32 lol
02:21 tom32 jumps off the rocket
02:21 Irken telepathically tells local air patrollers of tom32's location and they move in to intercept
02:21 Irken sees a F-18 fly over and drop a load of napalm all over the location
02:21 Irken teleports to Florida on the beach
02:22 tom32 is immune to napalm
02:22 tom32 gets up
02:22 tom32 teleports to irken
02:22 Irken roundhouse kicks tom32 in the face
02:22 tom32 dodges
02:22 Irken calls godzilla over to fight on his behalf
02:22 tom32 makes a thunderstorm
02:22 Irken jumps 1000 feet in the air
02:23 tom32 jumps into the air also
02:23 Irken matrix kicks tom32 in the groin several times
02:23 tom32 makes thunder hit irken
02:23 tom32 is wearing a cup
02:23 Irken makes lightning hit tom32
02:23 Luna copies this whole chat onto the thread
02:23 Irken thunder is noise
02:23 tom32 jumps to luna
02:23 tom32 makes a forcefield
02:24 Luna O.o
02:24 Irken too late
02:24 Irken too late
02:24 Irken to make a forcefield
02:24 Irken you should have said
02:24 Irken made a forcefield
02:24 tom32 jumps into the sun
02:24 Irken just in time
02:24 Irken explodes the sun in tom32's face
02:24 Irken haha
02:24 tom32 is immune to fire

02:15 fOrceez|Away Would you date a girl taller to you ?
02:15 Irken yes
02:15 Irken the answer is yes
02:15 fOrceez|Away Really?
02:15 tom32 grabs radio
02:15 Irken who gives a fuck
02:15 fOrceez|Away I mean, what if she was wearing heels?
02:15 fOrceez|Away You'd have to climb her, man.
02:15 Luna I cant date a guy shorter than me
02:15 Irken so
02:16 fOrceez|Away Aye, Luna.
02:16 Irken i don't give a shit
02:16 Irken and i don't give a shit if anyone else does
02:16 Luna It hurts my back when I give them a Bj...... Lol jk
02:16 fOrceez|Away loooool!

LOl

[16:42:27] <fOrceez> Shockwave is a guru.
[16:42:30] <%erible> like a newborn kitten, enetering the world
[16:42:39] <%erible> so fragile.
[16:42:40] <&ShockWave> I am indeed a guru
[16:42:53] <fOrceez> I am indeed a talking panda.
[16:43:04] <&ShockWave> A guru of important common knowledge
[16:43:16] fOrceez strokes ShockWave's beard of wisdom..
[16:43:28] <%erible> I wish i could grow a beard
[16:43:29] <&ShockWave> SROP RHAT
[16:43:31] <fOrceez> I feel wiser just touching it, Oh-Holy-One..
[16:43:31] <&ShockWave> AROP THAT
[16:43:35] <&ShockWave> STOP THAT
[16:43:36] <%erible> lolol
[16:43:37] <fOrceez> AROP THAT
[16:43:39] <&ShockWave> There w go
[16:43:43] <fOrceez> w go
[16:43:44] <&ShockWave> We*...
[16:43:46] <%erible> yeah 4Cs
[16:43:53] <%erible> arap it NOW.
[16:43:56] <fOrceez> That was lmao
[16:43:59] <&ShockWave> Thanks erible
[16:44:20] <&ShockWave> Touch my beard
[16:44:22] <&ShockWave> For wisdom
[16:44:41] <fOrceez> beard was a sex term
[16:44:53] erible stroaks beard of wisdom
[16:44:55] <%erible> i feel dirty
[16:44:58] <&ShockWave> Wisdom in the knowledge that wise beards are sharp
[16:45:00] <fOrceez> stroaks.
[16:45:03] <&ShockWave> Lol erible

eheheheh

Spoiler for Poor Shockwave..:

[16:48:13] <%erible> dhup
[16:48:23] <&ShockWave> Yeah erible, dhut up
[16:48:24] <%erible> seriously, arop it.
[16:48:29] <%erible> ok
[16:48:31] <fOrceez> Damnit
[16:48:33] <&ShockWave> Rofl

thank you for keeping out the part where i correct my spell fail

[16:53:22] <&ShockWave> I can never find feebas
[16:53:23] <&ShockWave> Lol
[16:53:27] <fOrceez> @shockwave.
[16:53:30] <%erible> free ass
[16:53:31] <noctemconartist> you have to find 4 spaces in that whole route for it to appear.
[16:53:44] <noctemconartist> as in.. it only appears in 4 blocks
[16:53:44] <dakotahnok> i cant keep up. :O
[16:53:50] <fOrceez> Neither xD
[16:53:50] <&ShockWave> WHERE NOC
[16:53:56] <noctemconartist> ehhhm
[16:53:57] <&ShockWave> TELL ME BIW
[16:53:58] <%erible> milotic is really good though
[16:53:58] <&ShockWave> NOW
[16:54:08] <noctemconartist> im sure u can find "where to catch feebas" on google
[16:54:08] <%erible> no, you tell me BIW
[16:54:10] <fOrceez> BIW, NOCTEM!
[16:54:12] <&ShockWave> Come on
[16:54:16] <Dark_Merlin> bitches be trippin'
[16:54:18] <&ShockWave> I'm on an iPhone
[16:54:20] <%erible> just, just arop it.

Originally Posted by Luna

01:27 Mancon
01:27 Mancon Oh god
01:27 Mancon not my
01:27 Mancon
01:27 Mancon addiction
01:27 Luna LOL
01:27 Mancon
01:27 Mancon CRAP
01:27 Mancon Im overdosing
01:27 Mancon 0_0
01:28 Luna I might quote this
01:28 Mancon Good
01:28 Mancon Oh no..
01:28 Mancon I HAVE to stop the
01:28 Luna LOL

you edited me out, i'm offended

[14:21] <NoDaniel> OH did you know
[14:21] <&LeShock^> Byeee*
[14:21] <fOrceez> Oh
[14:22] <NoDaniel> oldsparta saw a vagina exam
[14:22] <&LeShock^> Know WHAT
[14:22] <fOrceez> Byee shock
[14:22] <NoDaniel> on youtubve xDD
[14:22] <&LeShock^> A what?
[14:22] <fOrceez> Loool
[14:22] <NoDaniel> a vagina exam
[14:22] <&LeShock^> Ok?
[14:22] <NoDaniel> they have those on youtube for educational purposes xD
[14:22] <&LeShock^> Gnight?
[14:22] <&LeShock^> Can I go?
[14:22] <NoDaniel> no
[14:22] * NoDaniel locks LeShock^ to fOrceez's feet
[14:22] <&LeShock^> Fu son
[14:22] <NoDaniel> lol bye
[14:22] <&LeShock^> Thanks
[14:22] * LeShock^ enjoys
[14:23] <&LeShock^> Erm what
[14:23] <&LeShock^> Ok bye
[14:23] <&LeShock^> Lol
[14:23] <NoDaniel> bye
[14:23] <NoDaniel> go away now
[14:23] <fOrceez> Yeah.. Me too. LeShock^ byee
[14:23] * LeShock^ unlicks
[14:23] * A^Roxxor soaks David in mustard
[14:23] <&LeShock^> LOCKS*
[14:23] <NoDaniel> haha
[14:23] <&LeShock^> Someone quote that ^
[14:23] <&LeShock^> Do it now
[14:23] <A^Roxxor> you can't
[14:23] <A^Roxxor> unlick something
[14:23] <A^Roxxor> dumbass...
[14:23] <NoDaniel> hahhahahaa
[14:23] <&LeShock^> Quote it
[14:23] <NoDaniel> NO i'm quoting bitch

[02:50] <mooseantlers> i had a teacher who's breath smelled like fish
[02:50] == MrTash [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[02:50] <Irken> moose
[02:50] <mooseantlers> she was a vegan
[02:50] <mooseantlers> ....
[02:50] <Irken> thats cuz she ate vagina
[02:50] <TigerLilly> lol moose\
[02:50] <Irken> dirty vagina
[02:50] <TigerLilly> lezzz
[02:50] <TigerLilly> bo

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