Thread: DV Chat Quotes

Poor Raspberry, with her accidental puns.

Huh? Accidental?

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[17:19:06] <Seroquel> I'm not afraid of anything.
[17:19:23] <Tara> I'm afraid of people saying they aren't afraid of anything.
[17:19:31] <saltyseedog> you better be
[17:19:32] <Tara> Because I'm afraid of how silly of a statement that is.
[17:19:36] <Seroquel> I doesn't afraid of anything.

pen0r

Originally Posted by A Roxxor

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<Raspberry> I can fit like four in my mouth if I am lucky

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I happened to be explaining what fluffy bunny was and how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth.

Rox is just MEAN.

[16:16:55] <Raspberry> It was
[16:17:04] <Raspberry> big
[16:17:07] <Raspberry> dark
[16:17:20] <Raspberry> furry
[16:12:15] <Raspberry> floppy
[16:17:47] <NoDaniel> WE WENT TO BED AT THE SAME TIME :O

[22:45] <+ninja9578> roses are red, violets are blue, rhyming is stupid, lets have sex

[00:12] <+ninja9578> whats internet explorer? you mean that program that downloads firefox when you first get a new computer?

I am the victim in this. The victim. It's always me.

[14:37:04] <Erii> why isn't your text a color
[14:37:08] <Erii> and lol i'm not goin
[14:37:29] <NoDaniel> cuz i deleted it
[14:37:34] <NoDaniel> all the colors are ugly/taken
[14:37:53] <Erii> xD oh
[14:38:21] <NoDaniel> just like the girls at my school
[14:38:32] <Erii> ZING.

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[15:58:31] <%Merrii> roses are red violets are blue, beat your ass drum.
[15:58:39] <NoDaniel> or else you're a jew

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[15:03:09] <Sindred> You're blatant attempts to win me over.

Sindred has a grammatical error.....this is yet another event that goes down in history.

/end news program beep noises

Come on.

Don't. Don't do that.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Come on.

Don't. Don't do that.

I had to.
I just had to.

[02:37] ninja9578: its leghumper :x
[02:37] legkicker: please be more creative
[02:37] DILDo joined the chat room.

I see a request for a name change in his future.

[03:18:58] <SilverDreams> [17:24] <Dark_Merlin> my cock is covered in dust
[03:19:15] <wana> what he said that ?
[03:19:29] <Dark_Merlin> yeah big dust storm here

Trololol

wana was convinced I was a bot.

[17:49] <wana> HE
[17:49] <SilverDreams^> === No such command ===
[17:50] <wana> WA ?
[17:50] <SilverDreams^> === No such command ===
[17:50] <wana> U ROBO O WA ?
[17:50] <SilverDreams^> === No such command ===

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[17:51] <SilverDreams^> wana is mindfucked.

[19:48] <ChaybaChayba> girls were banned from the internet? so I've been cybering guys or what
[19:48] <legkicker> yep
[19:48] <omnis^dei> yep
[19:48] <+Mark75> Yessir
[19:48] <kiva> ChaybaChayba Yes.

It was funnier to see it cause everyone replied instantly.

For Daniel

[21:56:51] <TimstersGonnaHate|Asleep> I'm going to tell all of daniel's FB friends
[21:57:03] <TimstersGonnaHate|Asleep> I'll post it on his wall
[21:57:15] <Sindred> Tell them you're his lover.
[21:57:22] <Erii> Lover from Scotland.
[21:57:26] <Sindred> From one hot, Mexican vacation.
[21:57:34] <Sindred> A steamy summer romance.

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[20:27:47] <@Xaqaria> Loaf just thinks he's a private dick mucking about the seedy underbelly of DV digging up juicy stories that will make him famous
[20:28:09] <@Xaqaria> He's harmless

I lol'd.

[23:30:11] <@Xaqaria> attracting teenagers is a bad thing?

Reported to FBI.

[21:17] <@Xaqaria> saltyseedog, it is hard to be horny when you hate the whole world.

[02:38:17] <&WakingNomad> i was doing things with my body, and shouting and such, but, i didn't perceive myself

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[17:47:29] <+OldSnuffer> I love you internet explorer

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[05:12:35] AustralianFire [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[05:12:51] <AustralianFire> hey james
[05:12:55] <Seroquel> Hey james
[05:12:57] <Evolventity> Hey james