Thread: Nomad Chronicles

I was thinking the same. 888? Wtf..

I think the 888 is how he divides his dream entries.

Originally Posted by Walms

Weird way to journal now, whats with the 888?

Also, I think I visited the biodome some days ago, basically what I did was, enter, be attacked by the silly machine because I had "negative energy", infect the machine and someone who was close, and leave. I would read through your journal, but dont' get new format <.<

The security system on the biodome is fine. Ran a diagnostics. It is pretty much virus proof, though... It is a sentient conscious AI, so any virus it will adapt to. And it doesn't usually attack someone for having negative energy... I have negative energy loads of times, and I use the hot springs for healing. So unless someone set up a fake security system to make it look like you weren't welcome... which seems entirely possible...

Lolzor
I love reading the funny things that occur in your dream worlds.

Originally Posted by Walms

Weird way to journal now, whats with the 888?

Also, I think I visited the biodome some days ago, basically what I did was, enter, be attacked by the silly machine because I had "negative energy", infect the machine and someone who was close, and leave. I would read through your journal, but dont' get new format <.<

I use 888 because I am too lazy to hit the shift key. Also, I like 8, and 888 even more.

I think that was you. You should come again, and just let the machine purify you. You won't lose power.

Originally Posted by Awakening

@ #434

Nice dream! That feeling you got when went into the shining sun continued when you woke up?

No, because, I had the dream way before I woke up. I have that feeling when I meditate sometimes, though.

Originally Posted by Loaf

My aim is terrible. Even in video games I suck.
My recall was SO bad last night. The only thing I remember 100% was where I had this rash on my hand and my mother was like "Oh my must be bugs in your arms,"

As for the dream above. A horde of demons rings a bell. But as I said, my recall was unusually bad. But I do remember waking up in the night and thinking "Wow that was amazing" and I know for a fact I had a few dreams, but by the morning I had forgotten them. If I get bad recall again during an important time I think I might lose my mind.

Oh my god. My sister had a dream about a bug infecting her leg. It was like a cyborg insect implanted by the government.

Originally Posted by Majinaki

Oh dear... i havent pushed refresh or cleaned my cache in days... i thought nobody was updating... Well, i have some caching up to do, so my next few post will be outta synch from other peoples .

during the daydream of mine, I skydived out of a plane and my trojectory locked onto a hole in the ground, when i landed, i made sure of my surroundings and looked back at the hole, then i jumped in, i slid down the hole for a decent period of time until i broke though a differnt world's sky, and tumbled downwards to the grass. when i landed, that little white rabbit who stuck his tounge out at me was standing there in a stance that stated "i literally just doged your bullet that you 100% knew was going to hit me"
the rabbit stuck his tounge out and the daydream blackend.

now i gotta go read the other X posts that are here

Wow, that sounds exactly like me. I actually had a meditation/daydream that Raven dreamed of later!

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Oh my god. My sister had a dream about a bug infecting her leg. It was like a cyborg insect implanted by the government.

Gross..

December 29, 2009

Holographic Games
I was in my Family Home where I lived when I was a kid. I was playing a video game on a cathode ray tube television. The characters were cute little cartoon characters, rendered in extreme detail. They were holograms. Then, I realized the whole game was a hologram. The backdrop was buildings carved out of the side of a cave, like the Southwest Native Americans. The characters were cute anthropormorphic things, mostly rabbits. They were doing their own thing. The characters came out and walked around on my arms. My mom told me it was time to eat dinner. I told her I had to finish this level, because my characters were walking on my arms.

***
Vampire Poon
I am walking down the sidewalk with Angel and some other people. Two vampires, a man and woman in modern dress approach us. There is little blond boy with them. They boy wanders off. The woman swings around a sign post like a stripper in front of me. "Hey you," she says to me, "want to touch my pussy?"
"Uh..." I am curious to see what was under a vampire's skirt, but I am not aroused. I look at Angel.
She says, "Go ahead, see what happens." The vampire hikes her skirt up a bit, and I put my middle finger on her. I feel a fang instead of a hood. I see a white fang in my mind. I am startled, and recoil in disgust. The female vampire laughs at me.
There is a huge white guy with me. He is fat, strong, and funny. We are partners. I am his sidekick, like superheros. He says, "Okay, I think this chick is some kind of cannabilistic cockmuncher, I think. Let's check this out." We go across the street, and open a wide short book that is sitting on a barrel.
There are pictures of different men, cowboys, clowns, construction workers, cops, soldiers, skater kids, all dead with missing bloody crotches. "Yup, sure enough. This bitch is crazy."
He flies away down the street. I follow him. "Hey, where are you going?" I say.
"Stop following me all the time. You have to fight on your own, and have your own adventures sometimes, you know."
I think, "I don't even know who this bastard is! I am just curious. What an a-hole!"
I follow him down the street to a mine cart on a mine cart track. We the track ends abruptly in a room that looks like the bilge of a large wooden ship. It's full of bunk beds. There are windows showing grassy hills outside, and it's a sunny day. The male vampire is lying on the bottom bed in the far right corner. No one else is in the room, but I feel the presence of the Big Guy. The vampire sits up.
I feel like I have less power somehow, because I feel like I am in a non-lucid. I shout, "I am Juargawn, god of Nothing!" expecting myself to shapeshift. I don't, but my clothes change to my white desert nomad robes. I shoot my hand at the vampire, not expecting a certain type of magic to come out. I am surprised when he floats up out of the bed under my control. "Aha! Telekinesis!" I think. The vampire scowls at me. He mumbles something about shitty magic.
I TK him out from under the bunk bed, then I slam him into the wall. It hurts him, but not much. I move him toward the middle of the room, and slam him into the wall as hard as I can. I fly him all over the room, slamming him into the walls, until he fades into semi-conciousness. He is bloody and broken. I fucked his ass up. He shrinks and shrivels. I drop him to the floor. His body changes into an orange and red rubber doggie toy.
"Die, you little shit! Just die already!" I stomp on the vampire. A clear orange gel oozes out. I stomp on him some more. "Dammit! Why won't you die!" I walk away in frustration.

missing time

Inviting Slutty girl to the Moon
I am in a room like a waiting room in a government office building in Hawaii. It's a bright sunny day outside. I am pacing around, agitated. A young woman in her mid to late twenties is watching me. "Hi!" she says brightly.
"Uh, what?"
I look at her. She is a bleach blond with fake blue contacts in her eyes. Her hair is burnt from chemicals. She has too much foundation on her face. She is wearing fake red nails. She is wearing a tight white dress which is a little too small for her. It looks like she bought it awhile ago, then gained about ten pounds. She is obviously wearing a push up bra. She is holding a fake expensive brand purse on her lap with black sequins, and high-heeled shoes.
"Oh, I just wanted to say, 'hi.' You look bored, I am bored. I thought you might want to talk to me. Sorry."
"Oh, no, it's fine. What are you doing here?"
"I am waiting... waiting, waiting, always waiting! Waiting for the bus, waiting for a taxi, waiting for a sexy man to sweep me off my feet. Now I am waiting in line here. At least they have numbers so I can sit. My girlfriends are not responding to my text messages. I'm so bored. Want a blow job?"
"No."
"Oh, that's fine. What are you doing?"
"Well, I am waiting to go to the Moon. I am supposed to be there right now... but, somehow I got stuck in this non-lucid. It's annoying! What the hell is going on?"
"I don't know. So are you saying this is a dream? Non-lucid? That's some type of dreamer lingo?"
"Yeah..."
"Dammit," I mumble to myself. I pull out a PDA with a large screen on it. I punch in some coordinates. A picture of the Moon pops up, and slowly rotates. "Did you see a guy dressed all in green, with a snake on his T-shirt, or a chick in white robes, she carries a staff?"
"Uh, no, sorry. You sure you don't want a blow job? I'm bored."
"No!"
"Oh, okay. What's that you got there?"
"C'mere." I set the PDA down on a counter. The woman walks over to the PDA and looks at it.
"Oo! Pretty! That's a nice one! You must be a rich doctor or something!"
"No, no... I am an electronics technician. I made this in my lab."
"Oh, you must be smart!"
"Yeah, anyway, see this is where I am trying to go. You can come if you want. I don't know why I am having a tough time getting there. Something is wrong. I know I will be there soon." I mumble to myself in frustration.
"Uh, sure. Wait, no! Yes? Will I be alive? It looks scary. It is the Moon and all. I mean, there's no atmosphere, no air."
"Do whatever you want," I say dismissively. She walks away sadly. I pity her, yet am annoyed at the same time.

missing time

Soul Healing T
I am in T's house in the kitchen. Everything looks completely real. I start to freak out, like I usually do when I astral project into vivid reality. I feel like a ghost. I put my hand through the island counter. It passes right through. "Shit! Am I dead?" I think. "Or... no, wait, this is some kind of crazy astral dream." I stand in one place, and I don't move. Raven walks around the corner.
"Uh, Nomad? You okay? Are you lucid?"
"No. Wait, what? This is a dream? We are here."
"Yes, we are here. What do you mean?"
"Why does everything look so real? I am freaking out, Raven!"
"Don't be scared. I think we astral projected. Well, we are in the astral plane right now, not in the dream plane."
"This is freaking me out. I feel like a ghost."
Raven touches my shoulder gently. "It's okay. Here."
She hands me an orange mantra ball. It is filled with an orange gel. Printed in white letters, it says, "This is only a dream."
I take a bite. The room gets brighter. The mantra ball says, "This is only a dream," in a sweet androgynous melodic voice. I squish some of the orange gel into my mouth and swallow it. It tastes faintly like some type of fruit. I drop the remainder on the floor.
"Okay, now be Nomad," she says, handing me my Moonstaff. I take it, and my white desert nomad clothes appear on me.
"Oh, I get it!" I laugh.
"Everything does look pretty real, huh?" she says.
"Yeah," I laugh.
"Okay, you lead the way," she says.
We walk down the hall, and phase through the bedroom door. T is sleeping. I see Koomo, Basara, and some others there. They all look so realistic! Koomo has a red gem on his third eye. It glows, and he telepathically tells me that he just kicked the ass of some astral demon asshole. I thank him back.
"Let's begin the healing," Raven says.
Metatron, a beautiful rainbow archangel, is standing at T's head. Basara is there, and I see Angel to the side, smiling at me. "Let's do this, Angelboy!" she says to me. Basara plays guitar then, a flute like Andean pan pipes. T's dream body floats up out of the bed.
"I think we need to go to her Inner World!" I say.
"I think you are right!" Raven says.
"We will stay here, and guard her," Metatron says. Koomo is standing guard, scanning the sky suspiciously. Angel sings a melodic tune softly, and closes her eyes, unfurling great Angel wings.

The Nightmare World of a Tortured Soul
Raven and I look at each other, nod, and go into T's third eye. We are on a desolate landscape. The sky is red, and full of black clouds. The ground is dry and cracked, and the land is full of dead black trees. There are stream beds cut through the land, filled with blood. Demons are swarming about, with great black wings, sulfurous breath, and wicked claws and fangs. All their eyes glow red. They are taking copies of T as a little girl, and dropping her into pools of lava. All the copies are screaming in terror. It is pure hell.
I freak the fuck out. I scream in empathic terror. Raven screams too, but calms down quickly.
She flies to me, and places one hand on my heart chakra, and another one on my third eye. I calm down. "Remember why we are here, my friend," she says telepathically.
"Right," I say. "Let's kick some demon ass!" We scan the area. "First, let's take all the copies back from those assholes!"
"And I will kick their asses, those sick bastards!" Raven says.
I summon a black orb, glowing purple with lightning crackling on it, floating on my Moonstaff. I use magnetism, to draw all the copies to me, until they become one sad little girl curled up, crying in my arms. The demons get confused.
"Take her to safety!" Raven says. "I can handle these sickos myself!"
Raven flies into the sky, roaring in righteous fury, and raises her staff to the sky. Lightning from many clouds hits her staff, and charges it. Thunder booms across the landscape, and spikes of rock leap up from the lava pools, rendering them cool. All the demons look at her. The leader says, "We are going to eat your fucking soul, fresh meat. All attack!"
"I am Raven, Queen of Night, and you just fucked with the wrong bitch!"
I fly away with the child, but I still see the battle going on.

The battle:
I hear the song, "Divide" by Disturbed. Raven laughs maniacally and divides herself. There are hundreds of her. She is riding a black winged lion, blasting the demons with her staff. Some of her copies have black swords, some have black lances. She is slaying them left and right. She shoots lighting encased in fire from her fingertips. Some of the demons try to tunnel underground, and she shoots lighting tendrils at them, following them, and yanking them out. Some try to dive in the rivers of blood, but she burns it up with sacred flame.
The demons all run away to the horizon. A terrible shiny green and white dragon appears with metallic skin. He has a symbol of a Naga emblazoned on his chest. A Japanese woman in light samurai armor is riding on his back. He roars in anger, and unfurls his wings. He flaps his wings, and the demons are blown back toward Raven. The woman on his back is holding a lighting bolt in her hand. Her eyes glow golden. She fires sunlight and the demons, burning them. It is MoSh and Asuka. MoSh breathes green and orange flame at the demons. They run in terror. Raven laughs, and merges herself back into one, become a great black dragon. She scoops them up, and smashes them between her hands.
MoSh picks them up, and bites their heads off.

The rescue:
I fly with the girl to a dark mountain. I turn us invisible. I float before a cave. I breathe fire into it, and demons run out, then fall over dead. I breathe violet flame into it to cleanse it. We go in. With every step, water comes up out of my footprints, and shade plants and mushrooms begin to grow. I take her to the back of the Cave. The Crystal Golem is there. He is cooking soup. I lay her down on a fur. He gives her some soup, and she falls asleep.
"She is not safe her for long," he says. I nod. "I will take her to my Cave of Healing where she will be safe. She can be absent from her Inner World, while you and your allies do cleansing. It may be a shock for her to be gone at first, but there will be no harm done to her mind. As soon as she wakes, I will teleport her and myself there. Don't worry. Just keep coming back here to cleanse her inner world of the darkness and filth. I also am going to need you to bring me healing herbs from your home planet."
"My home planet?"
"Yes. I will explain later. The matter is not presently urgent. Ah, see, she stirs." Little girl T awakes a little bit. The Crystal Golem looks into her eyes. "You will be safe with me," he says gently. She nods. He picks her up, and puts her on his back. A blue and white gem on his third eye shoots out light, and he disappears.
MoSh, Raven, and Asuka, appear at the entrance to the cave.
"Everything all right? What's going on?"
"The Crystal Golem took her to the Cave of Healing. How went the battle?"
"Some of the little bastards are still hiding in places. There are so many. This is going to take a long time. This nightmarescape is huge," Raven says.
"Yes, well, there are decades of nightmares, here," I say.
"I know," Raven says sadly, and a tear forms on her cheek.
I give her a hug, and whisper, "thanks." She squeezes me really tight, and I try not to cry.
"We are the Guardians of the Sacred Dreams," I tell her telepathically. "The Sacred Dreams of our families." We teleport back out into the astral.
Everyone stops singing.
"How did it go," Angel says. "Oh, you look exhausted. You're wounded!" I nod.
Metatron makes a merkabah chariot, and takes us all to the Hot Springs on the Moon. he gives us all a strange fruit to eat. It's cool and delicious. We slide down into the Springs. I feel so calm and relaxed. Angel snuggles up next to me. Basara snuggles up to Raven. Asuka snuggles up to MoSh.
"There's a lot of love going on in here," Angel smiles, and squeezes me. Metatron kisses each of us on the head and disappears.
"Oh, we totally forgot to summon the caduceus!" I say.
"Oh, don't worry. I did at the end of the battle, to heal the land, but mostly we were cauterizing. Sorna helped. Selene came and made portals for us, to toss the bastards into hell," Raven says.
"Hell, yeah!" I say.

not much i remember from last night nomad. I do remember being big, fighting, and going thru lots of portals. it's all a haze.

December 29, 2009

Nap Dream

In my Lab

I am in my electronics lab on an asteroid, working on some inventions. I have a bunch of tools lying about, and test equipment. There are shelves full of half-built robots and machines. There is a plaque with the face of Vulcan on it. I am doing some work with a bright blue flame. There is a starry sky outside.

Stupid Demon
A huge red winged demon bursts through the wall, creating a vaccuum, and my stuff flies out into space. I take off my goggles. "Who the hell are you, asshole? You fucked up my lab. Now you're going to pay."
"I am Lord Gawn, I serve the Dark Prince, and Nevergawn himself."
"You ain't shit. I know Gawn, and you're aren't it, lameass."
He grabs me by my throat, and lifts me into the air. I laugh, and my witchblade forms a steel collar around my neck, slicing his hand. He squeezes tighter, and spikes come out. The demon yelps in pain, and releases me. He holds his wrist. "Ah, you made me bleed, you bastard! What the fuck are you?"
"I am a god, a child of the Most High! I am Juargawn, god of Nothing!" I laugh, changing into a white lion-man, with black leopard spots. I make my left hand grow big slowly. "You just fucked with the wrong dreamer!" I grab him around the throat and lift him up. He tries to gnaw at my wrist but, can't reach. He scratches at my forearm with his claws on his wrists and feet. My witchblade forms armor over my arm, cutting his toes and fingers.
He begins screaming at me telepathically, since my paw is around his neck. "You Jew bastard! You fucking little no-penis Chink! You are going to fail! Epic fail, in everything you do. You and your weak-kneed lame ass friends. You are going to live in misery and die in obscurity. You fucking Chink-eyed stoner gypsy. You're all rotten, and worthless. You pollute the gene pool."
"Alright," I say, "I've had enough of your shit. You aren't even a demon. I can tell by how to talk, you fucking idiot. Who are you really?"
"I am a Nightstalker, bitch! I have the power of demons, so don't fuck-"
I point at him with my other hand, and two spikes shoot out from my fingertips into his eyes, going through his head. He screams and writhes in pain. I shove him off the spikes, and he falls to the ground, clutching his face. Wads of cash wrapped in white paper spew out of his guts, on to me, covered with slime.
"What the hell is this weird nastiness?"
He blindly leaps up at me, and bites my face. My witchblade forms over my face, and spikes come out into his mouth. He yowls in pain, as Koomo pulls him off of me.
"Ah, you bastard! This isn't supposed to happen! I don't lose dream battles."
I wipe my face, and see my blood on my hand. "Welcome to your first loss, bitch!" I raise my foot to stomp on his face, and a metal boot forms, with spikes coming out. I slam his face into the asteroid. I see strings attached to him.
"You worthless puppet. Look at you. You're pathetic!" Steel angel wings unfurl from my back, and I fly across his strings, and cut them.
"No, I need those!" he whines.
"Oh my goddess. No, you don't you pathetic loser. You sound like a child."
"I am a child."

Another Tooth
"What the hell? Another Tooth? Goddammit!"
"What?"
I wrap him up in bandages like a mummy, so he can't move his limbs, only his wings. Blood seeps out. I grab a chunk of the asteroid, and crush it into dust. I spit in the dust, and form mud, packing it on to his wounds.
"Well, I can tell you still want to be a Nightstalker. You think it's all fun and games, until you go insane, you insolent child. Now, I have this mess to clean up." He changes into a small gargoyle boy. I pick him up with astral tentacles from my forehead like antennae, and look at him scrutinizingly.
"Now, tell me, who the hell sent you?"
"Neil."
"That bastard? Dammit. You know he's not The Prince of Darkness, right? He just gave himself that title. He's just another, dreamer kid."
"And you're not a god."
"Don't you think I know that, you little brat? It's a joke. You don't get it. Anyway, stay the hell out of my lab, stay the hell away from me and my friends. Maybe I'll help you one day, like I did Tooth, but I can tell you like the demons, so there's nothing I can do until you decide you want to be free."
"They are not demons!"
"See? You're a fool, kid." I kick him off my asteroid, and he flies back to earth.
"Tell your Prince of Darkness to stop using children to do his bidding!"
"He's my friend!" he says as he disappears. I smack my head. I summon a Hawaiian owl, a Pueo. He lands on my wrist.
"Follow that Nightstalker, and show me where he goes." The owl nods. I summon a loaf of cinnamon bread with a bomb in it. "Oh, and send my regards to Mr. Darkness." The owl almost grins, and picks up the loaf, and flies away.
"I am getting sick of that bastard," says Koomo.
"I know. What a puss. I block him from my dreams, so he sends a child Nightstalker after me."

The Angels
Michael appears. "Hey, you need healing, brother. You're a mess."
"No, I don't! I'm fine!" I growl.
"Well, I am going to do it, whether you like it or not."
"Fine, but I have to clean up this mess!" I form tornadoes, to clean up the mess, then I use gravity magic to pull all my stuff back in. I begin sealing up my lab, and replacing the wall. Metatron appears. He speaks to me telepathically. "You need to release that rage, son!"
"Don't you tell me what to do! I don't care if you're an ancient timeless interdimensional, being, dude!"
Metatron laughs. "Such youthful insolence, for an ancient animal soul."
I growl in defiance. Metatron sends rainbow love energy to me. I can't help but feeling better.

Mr. Q10
Sacrosanct appears. "So why do I have no safety systems in place on my lab, man? Dammit!"
"Because you never put any on here. I guess you thought making it on an asteroid, it would be hidden. You didn't know at the time that you could be traced."
"I don't even remember making a lab!"
"Oh, well you did. Your dream self chose to make this long ago. It's been dusty for years, but now you have come back to it in dreams because of your renewed interest in electronics. You can practice here for waking life, thus cycling the power."
"Okay, weird. I don't even remember intending to come here consciously."
"You didn't, but your subconscious has other ideas. Man, you forget a lot."
"I know! It's so aggravating!"
"Hush, child. Most people cannot even remember what they ate for lunch yesterday. Just be at ease with yourself right now, where you are."
"Oh, so easy for you to say, Mr. Eternal Powerful Being. Life is so easy for you."
"No, it's not," he says sadly.
"Shit! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
"No, you don't understand. I have the Curse of the Angels, just like you. I can't help everyone I would like too... My power is limited. Thus... eternal sadness is my cross to bear."
"Damn, that's heavy."
"Anyway, let me help you create security systems for your lab here, Mr. Nomad!" he says brightly. "Or, would you rather just I transport the whole thing inside the Biodome?"
"Nah, I kind of like it here in the asteroid belt, with my view of Earth and the other planets and such. It feels remote, and kind of dangerous."
"Alright then, here is a timespace field generator, which will create a cube of timespace around your asteroid here." He gives me a strange device that looks like a steel box with a black sphere crackling out of it. I set in on a table in the center of my lab. An antenna pops up, and forms a force field around the asteroid.
"And, here," he says, showing me tiny robots in his hand, "are your security droids!" He breathes on them, and the fly out and patrol the asteroid. "You created them, but, I just gave them sentience! They are very small, but very powerful. They can multiply, and send nanomachines into your enemies to disorient and disable them."
"Anything else?" I ask.
"Ah, yes! This," he says, showing me a funny little bouncing ball, "is an illusion generator. You can make your asteroid lab here look like a towering fortress, or nothing, or a flaming fireball, whatever you want. Just ask this little ball here. His name is Ralph. He used to be a dog last lifetime. Your dog."
"Okay," I laugh. "Hi Ralph!" Ralph bounces in Sancrosanct's hand and mushes against my face. He flies outside, and makes the whole thing look like it's enwreathed in flame, with stone gargoyles on the corners.
"Wow, thanks man! Anything else."
"Well, that should be all you need, but I can tell you have questions for me."
"Yes. Like, how does my dream self do all this? Make decisions and all, that I don't even remember?"
"Well, everyone has a dream body, mind body, astral body, physical body, soul-spirit, which is a type of body, an aura body, which is kind of an energy field. Anyway, I don't want to confuse you with too much information, but your dream body is more connected to your subconcious, of course, just like your astral body. Your mind body is more connected to your concious. Anyway, you can put a lot of intentions into your subconcious which your dream body and astral body will act out. This is why it's important to have a pure heart."
"Is my heart pure?"
"No, no one's is. Not even mine. But, you can purify it constantly. Your Buddhist practice, doing it daily, it's helping you. Focusing on goodness and beauty, loving people, encouraging friends to succeed. You need to focus this same encouraging energy on yourself. Love yourself, and it will help to keep your heart pure as possible. This the source of true power. You know, Nam Myoho Renge Kyo, and all that."
"Right, thanks. I am just so frustrated right now... There is so much I want to do, and so many mistakes I have made in the past are holding me back."
"Look at it this way: you made those in the past. Now, they are out of the way. Strengthen your mind, strengthen your body. Strengthen your resolve. Don't grit your teeth, little lion, for that will give you TMJ!" he laughs. "But, be determined. Never, never give up. Seek to win. Win all you need. Bless yourself, and you can bless others!" he smiles. Flowers and gold come out of him, and flow over me like water. "You need to pull your dream body into you, and ground yourself."
"Are you saying my dream body flies around and does stuff when I am awake?"
"Absolutely. How do you think you share dreams with people when you are awake, and they are sleeping?"
"Well, that's just crazy, but it makes so much sense!"
"Well, I am just a few millenia older than you, Nomad," Sacrosanct grins. "So, what do you name this place."
"Q10! Like co-enzyme Q10, after you, man!"
"Aw, that's sweet," Sacrosanct blushes.
"Dammit, I am waking up!" I look at Metatron and Michael.
"The healing is not complete," they say in unison. "But, we will continue to heal you when you are awake. We are with you, always."

Nomad, i've already told you a hundred times that the astral or dream body is still active while you are awake. It is your double. it is you. It is dreaming you in this life.

December 29, 2009

What the owl showed me

The Prince of Darkness, as he calls himself, sits on a throne in a castle, silently brooding. He wears tight black pants, like a 1700's dandy. He has white ruffles on his chest, and a big black jacket. He has a big head with pale skin, and black hair brushed back. He is a vampire without wings. He has cloth wings that come out from his costume. He loves himself, and likes to look at himself in a mirror. He smiles at his reflection. He scries with an eternal flame. His one desire is to get Angel back. He cycles gold coins in his hands, and plays with it. He uses astral tentacles made of gold, to draw what he wants to him.
There are a bunch of female DC's for his pleasure.
He has male DC servants that bring him food, and compliment him on how wonderful he is. He makes them summon heads of people he dislikes, so he can eat them. He hates me, and any men that get near Angel. He plots and plots in his castle. He has found a powerful nightstalker child to do his bidding. He controls him like a puppet. The child likes the power. The castle is weak, being pure illusion. He has strong dreaming power, but he doesn't understand anything about the dream plane. His concious is not aware of his dream self. He wants soul healing, but won't admit it.

The owl dropped the loaf of bomb bread on a silver platter that a male DC was taking to him. The owl made blood seep out of the bread to make it more appetizing. He ate it whole. His head exploded, and he died temporarily. He respawned, ghostlike, and screamed, "Who did this to me?"
He saw the owl, and shot a spinning blade at it. The owl teleported away.

December 29, 2009

Healing P.
NOTES
"Oh my god, I am so exhausted!" I say to Raven. She gives me an apple.
"Here, eat this, you need energy!" I ate it, and felt energy flowing through me. "You good?" she asks. I nod. "Let's go." She summons a portal.

There is a nasty black creature banging on a force field with his fists, looking for an opening.

We summon two caduceus'.

We heal him. He squirms and screams like Gollum. "It burns! It burns! Oh, it burns!"

A dream demon floats off of him, and scowls at us. I pounce on it, and stab it in the chest. Raven summons fire to burn the ectoplasm off. I summon healing rain.

He sits up, and says thanks, but I didn't need your help. Raven rolls her eyes. Jeez. He sprouts bat wings, and flies away. He says, "I like dark energy! It makes me strong."
"Dammit!" I say. "What an idiot! Did we waste our time?"
Raven says, "I hope not!"

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

Nomad, i've already told you a hundred times that the astral or dream body is still active while you are awake. It is your double. it is you. It is dreaming you in this life.

You have more understanding than I do. Please be patient with me. All this is new to me!

Summon me any time I'll try doing something to help.

December 30, 2009

Note: I am writing in a more abridged style at the suggestion of MoSh (in a dream, haha) for sake of time. I would love to write a more detailed version of this, but this only took me about three hours as opposed to six or seven.

Dream:
I am in something like a skate park, then I realize it's a canal. There is graffiti everywhere. I think, "I should bomb this! No, those tagger days are over. Grow up, Nate."
I say out loud a parody poem by one of my favorite graf artists: Katch 1:
I dream of nights when I used to creep,
but I have promises to keep...
I find some drain pipes. Someone tells me I can open the gate if I just turn a certain crank. The gate has a padlock on it.
A boy unlocks the gates, and we go in.

Dream:
Working at a school. Angel is going to marry the Fairy Prince in two weeks. "We could move in together with some friends into a nice house."
"Uh, aren't you going to marry the Fairy Prince?"
"Well... uh, yes..."
"Why? You don't even love him!"
"Oh, I am getting bad reception all of a sudden. Gotta go. Sorry."

Dream:
Sherrif''s cel phone. Dammit. I accidentally grabbed it.
I fumble around trying to lock a co-worker's bag to mine.
A kid is looking at a Sam Keith type drawing of a fantastic elephant type creature.
Kid asks me: Do you want to evolve?
Into what?
An alien.
Sure.
A dude lies down on the bed next to me in the break room.
He is all dirty and sweaty. We have our boots on.

Dream:
On Asteroid Q10, in my lab.
Holographic Display to organize my life. Two rows of screens:
Physical,
Financial,
Mental,
Spiritual,
Dream,
Creative,
Happiness,
Love,
Organization,
Peace.

Q says, "Good job cycling the power."

I create two steampunk pets. One for MoSh's birthday: a sentient bright yellow ninja steampunk duck that swims through the air, and sings like a canary with two short swords on his back, and speaks telepathically. Another for MoSh and Asuka's wedding: A bright orange and gold steampunk koi that swims through the air, and breathes fire. The ninja duck rides upon the koi. Their names are Samson and Delilah.

Koomo says, "that Nightstalker kid is trying to get back in."
"Tell him he is going to have to wait."
"He left. He's riding some type of werebeast back to Earth."
"Weird."
"You're a crazy mad scientist, brother." I grin.
I create microbots to swarm over my body and remove parasites if they appear, and to aid my Witchblade.


Wedding on the Moon
In my Living House
I am standing on Jo's back, holding reins. I land on the Moon. MoSh is in my Living House, looking at himself in a mirror. He's a tad nervous. I tell him, "Don't scry."
"Dude, I am not going to. Dude, I want a cigarette."
"You don't need that."
"Right."
"Here, have a some Sereni-Tea." He is wearing tux, and traditional Japanese dress at the same time. Mice, moths, and bats fix his hair, shave his face, and neaten his clothes.
"What am I? Cinderella?"
"I don't know, dude! Ask them!"
The small animals dance and scurry off. They say they are going to watch just in case he gets a wrinkle, or a hair goes out of place.
I take off his glasses. "Ack! I can't see!" I blow ocular implants into his eyes.
"Will they hurt?"
"No, it's a dream."
"Right."
"Here, have some Lucidi-Tea."
"No, thanks. I know this is a dream. How about some more Sereni-Tea, though? This time mix it with green tea."

We roll up on cyborg dog-cycles. I take his leather jacket, and hang it on nothing. We enter from the side.

At the Temple of Gawn, The Ceremony

I feel like I am in a MMORPG wedding. "Oh, shit! I am Raven's escort. Duh!"
I teleport back out. Raven is wearing a lavender dress, and a traditional Japanese dress, just like us. Her hair is up, and she has flowers in her hair. Her face is not hidden like usual. She takes my arm. We walk down the aisle. I wink at Angel. She blows me a kiss. Basara winks at Raven. She blushes.
I stand next to MoSh. Raven stands on the other side. Where did the flower girl come from? Oh, it's Sydney. Joseph is the ring-bearer.
Asuka walks down the aisle with her father. He looks like a stern samurai, but he is smiling. He is wearing traditional Japanese dress. He escorts her down the aisle, and she stands next to Robert. Her mother sniffles. I get kind of choked up, then I feel silly, and take a deep breath. I hear MoSh take a deep breath with me. I laugh inside.
I see Gawn in the front row. He nods at me and winks.
"Good job taking care of my son. You're a good brother-in-law." Selene is next to him. She beams at me.
Q is officiating. He is wearing the garb of a Protestant reverend, and a Japanese Shinto Priest.
He ties their hands together with a small white rope in a sacred knot. They untie it together. They drink from the same cup. Joseph gives them rings.
They kiss. Light comes out of them, and brightens the temple. The statue of Gawn's eyes glow bright yellow.
Tapestries unfurl, and confetti falls. Birds and butterflies fly in. We erupt in applause.
Q says their last name in Japanese. I don't understand the word, but, my Babelfish says it means: Sacred Peace.
They walk down the aisle, and we throw rice at them, as they get in a limo, and drive to the reception. Sarnox is the driver.

The Reception

There is a ice sculpture of two swans forming a heart. "I made it myself," I brag.
"Hey, it's all about my ego today!" MoSh teases.
We sit at the head table. Angel sits on one side of me. MoSh sits on the other. Sydney is on the other side of Angel. On the other side of Asuka is Raven, then Joseph.
I propose a toast. My heart is bursting with joy.
"To their indestructable happiness, and eternal love!"
I drink. It's sparkling apple juice.
The Cusp asks if it's an open bar. "Yeah." He is annoyed it's non-alcoholic. He tries to to change it into alcohol, but it doesn't work.
"Hey!"
We laugh. He eats a bunch of chocolate on the table instead.

The food is perfect. Everything I get is vegetarian. Angelina says she cooked it just for us.

The cake is vanilla and chocolate. MoSh is very nice when he feeds it to Asuka. Asuka smashes it on his face and laughs, then licks it off. He blushes. Music starts. It's a mix between rock ballads, and Japanese pop.
MoSh dances with Asuka. Her father dances with her. I dance with Asuka, Raven, Angel, Asuka's mother, and Selene. Selene tells me she's happy for me. She understands everything without me having to tell her anything, and there is never a goodbye between us.
MoSh dances with Raven, Angel, Selene, Asuka's mother, Angelina, Pixy. Everyone gets up and dances together.
MoSh gets up and plays a guitar solo. He sings rock in Japanese. Asuka laughs, claps, and a tear forms on her cheek. She tells me, "I feel pure happiness."
MoSh steps down, and Asuka makes out with him. She plays a stringed instrument with a tortoise shell for the body of it. Everyone is transfixed.
MoSh's brother gets up, and plays djembe. I get on stage, and play didjeridoo. Raven joins in with the ocarina. It sounds haunting. MoSh gets back on stage, and plays electric guitar. We play a tribal rock song. Everyone dances like crazed beasts.
The Earth rises over the horizon. We become our Beast Selves and a few become Shadow Selves. We are all anthropormorphic. I see myself dancing with the people, and Raven, MoSh, his brother too! MoSh's Beast self is a werewolf with green and white snake skin. Asuka is a crane. Raven and I are jaguars. We change between day and night phases. Mosh's brother is the same type of creature, but, his skin is a dark purple, almost black. Basara is a half cheetah, half saber-toothed tiger, with angel wings.

Mowglycdb is a cute fox. Majinaki is a timber wolf. Loaf is a wolverine. Selene is an Arctic Wolf. Silverwolf and Warrior Tiger are grey wolves. Pixy is a Emerald Boa with branches growing out of her. Angelina is a bear. Asuka's mother is a giant salamander. Asuka's father is a demon samurai. Redisreddish is a little vampire with dark purple wings and horns. The Cusp is a blue gargoyle. Angel becomes a half vampire, half angel. Joseph is a pure white eagle, and soars over us. Sydney is cute hedgehog. We howl at the earth. Koomo doesn't change. "What did you expect?" He says to me.
He unfurls his wings, and flies over us. He drops dark purple orbs on to us which explode with a BOOM to the beat.
Gawn grows huge, and becomes Pan. He plays the Pan pipes. I feel his music flowing through me. We dance madly. Gawn blows the Conch of Pan, and a legion of angels come down, and bless us with their energy.
Vegeta and Koomo say, "We have some party crashers."
"Let them in," I say.
Moon Orcs and the remote viewers disguised as moon imps roll in, so do Lunar Wolves, and residents of the City of Nowhere. Little algae creatures from my very first dream of a tower on the moon appear also. They all say, "Why weren't we invited?" I shrug and tell them to dance and drink. Some of the orcs and imps start fighting for fun, and they get teleported out of the Biodome. They start a huge battle outside. Some of the Lunar Wolves leave to join in.
We dance until the sun rises over the horizon. Everyone is tired.

I find Cusp. I tell him "Happy Birthday," and give him a present.
"What me? I am an asshole."
"No, you're not, my gargoyle brother. Open it."
"You're such a fag," he teases.
He opens it. It's a little steampunk grey terrier pup with wings. His third eye has a jewel on it. "It's a button," I say.
The Cusp presses the jewel. The dog grows into a huge light grey Irish Wolfhound with wings.
"The first form is for lucidity and recall, the second form is for transportation, and battle," I say.
"Now tell him 'shrink.'"
The Cusp says, "Shrink."
The dog changes into the size of an insect, and flies into his pocket.
Cusp says, "Nifty, thanks bro. What's your name?"
"Nate."
"Cool. We should watch The Tick. Spoon!"
The Tick appears with Arthur.
The Cups says, "Are you real?" The Tick grabs him and tosses him around. The Biodome teleports them outside and they battle each other. Arthur says, "Oh, be careful Tick! Gargoyles are dangerous!"

MoSh and Asuka get ready to get in a limo. Sarnox is driving.
"Where are you going?"
"Hawaii of course!"
"Hold on!" I press my third eye to his, and give him a download of cool places to go on his honeymoon.
"Thanks. We are going to Japan, too, all around the world, really. Maybe Hollow Earth, other planets, we'll see. Bye!"
They get in the limo, and it snakes through the sky, to Earth.
I see Hawaii in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I think about how beautiful it is there. I think about how I love my planet, I love the Moon, the Sun, the Solar System, the beauty, terror, and infinite vastness of the universe. I think about how I love my waking life, my dream life, and all the beautiful planes of existence.
I think about Rae and the Ogre, Angel and the Dark Prince, how I met a version of Gandalf on this plane, and all the different versions of people, and how strange it is. Raven and my twinner show up, two cat people in space suits, and they wave at me. I think about how much I love Raven, MoSh, and all my dream friends in all planes. I think about how many times Michael and Koomo rescued me from so much crap in my life. I think about how much I love my family, and I want to heal them in dreams as much as I can. Michael stands next to me, and puts his arm around me. "I know," he says, "it's the Curse and the Blessing of the Angels. You are one of us now."
"I just wish I could heal them all, right now," I whisper hoarsely. Other people join me, and we gaze at the Earth.
"I wish I could stay here forever," Raven says. I give her a hug, and kiss her cheek.
"We are learning to cycle the power, my shaman sister," I say. "People have different power levels on different planes. You and I, well we already know where our greatest power lies. But, we are doing it, spinning the sacred wheel, the chakra at the center of the planes. I appreciate you a lot, for showing me all this, for making me feel sane for once in my life!"
Raven laughs sadly. I gesture toward the Temple of Gawn. She turns and looks at it. "Look! You made that. I see it! MoSh sees it. We are corporeal, our bodies, sleeping down there on that planet... You are turning that into virtual reality, and people's mind-bodies will visit it, just as our dream bodies were there tonight! You can do it. I believe in you!"
Loaf, Majinaki, and Red walk to me. They ask me if they are going to remember this dream. "I hope so, kids," I say. I give them all hugs.
Angel walks to me, and leans on me. She kisses my cheek. I turn and kiss her on the lips.
"Why don't you wake up, and write this dream down, Nate? It's really important, this night much more important than many others."
"You sound like Selene." I see Selene merge into her.
"I am Selene," she says, and moonlight shoots out of her eyes as they glow white.
"Now, wake up!" she whispers.

I just wanted to thank you for the best birthday present ever.
I don't remember much But I'm told when i was singing in japanese i was playing a faster rock version of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHiHy6R-6Wg

December 31, 2009

Don't Fuck with The Moon People
I open my dream eyes. Raven is standing next to my bed. She cracks her knuckles, and giggles maniacally. "You ready, Nomad?" she asks, changing into a cute orange tabby. "Huh? Oh, yeah," I chuckle.
Angel appears. "Hey what are you guys doin'? Why are you laughin' all weird?"
"You'll see. Want to come?"
"Just tell me."
"Well, we are going to teach someone a lesson: don't fuck with the Moon People!" I giggle like a kid that just ate the last cookie from the cookie jar out of spite. Raven laughs at how ridiculous I sound.
"Uh, okay, you two weirdos," Angel says.
"Well, we have to get, Allison," Raven says. "Hmm... Yeah. She's on the Moon. Get in my ship, you guys." We get in Raven's Fire Valkyrie.
"Alien parasites detected," says the ship. "Move to the aft of the ship for cleansing."
The three of us stand in the back of the ship, and it scans us, then using healing circles of white light. "Okay, don't be too mean. I know what you are going to do!" the ship says.
"Okay you guys, tell me what you are going to do, already."
I place my left middle finger on Angel's third eye, and give her the download.
"Oh my god. That bitch! She's worse than my landlords even!" she says. I nod. "Alright! I'm in!"
"Really?" Raven says.
"Oh, hell yeah. Oh, I can be a witch bitch sometimes. Ask Nomad, he knows." Raven just chuckles, and gets in the pilot seat. Raven flies the ship straight up, then we go into hyperdrive into a wormhole. There are plants growing in it. There is a sleeping Warpwyrm in it. He opens and eye, and grins at us, then goes back to sleep. We land on the Moon, and step out.

On the Mizzoon
There is a party going on in the Biodome. Music is bumping. Warrior Tiger appears, holding hands with Silverwolf. "Hey! We were just having fun here! This DJ is kicking our asses!" I see DJ Hope (my ship's AI) battling DJ Saber (my cousin.) My cousin is bobbing to the music. His hair looks crazy, and his tongue is hanging out. Warrior Tiger swings Silverwolf in a circle, and tosses her. Silverwolf stops in mid-air, then swims through the air back to Warrior Tiger, and pounces on her. Silverwolf changes into a werewolf. "Hey you!" she says, and licks her face.
"Well, I guess we're all going!" Raven says.
"Hell, yeah!" says Silverwolf. "They fucked with the wrong witches!"
"Oh my god, you are both witches. I saw that," Angel says.
"And you, witch sister, oh nope. You left the practice. Hmm... You still have magic in you," says Silverwolf.
WT puts her arm around Silverwolf, and looks her up and down lasciviously. "So, Nomad, who is this hot chica you brought with you? She's pretty sexy." Silverwolf slaps WT's ass. "Hey!" Allison giggles. Angel blushes.
"She's my friend, my really... really, good special friend," I grin.
"Oh my god, Nomad! You made that sound so dirty!" I burst out laughing.
"But, she's not as sexy as Raven!" Silverwolf and Allison say together, and dance around Raven, holding hands, like kids playing "London Bridges".
"Oh, my god, you guys!" Raven blushes. They both kiss her on the cheek, and touch her shoulders, then slide their hands down slowly. Raven teleports away. Her face is beet red.
"Oh my god, you guys! How embarrassing! Don't you know kids read our DJ's?"
"Aw, we were just having a little fun!" Allison says. "Don't be shy!"
"Hey, we were supposed to do something, remember?" Raven says.
"Oh yeah. Then, after... party! That MoSh guy is cute. We need to find him a girlfriend in Canada. And you a boyfriend... or girlfriend, Raven," Allison.
"Oh stop it, already!" Raven says. "Let's go!" she creates a portal.
"Hey, what are you guys doing," MoSh says, appearing from the crowd with Asuka. I use my Selenite to give him the download. "Um, okay... that's kind of... creepy-weird. I'll just stay here."
Majinaki, redisreddish, and Loaf appear. They remind me of the Teen Titans. Majinaki is wearing a shirt with dark grey cloudman on it with lightning coming out. Loaf is wearing a shirt of a guy riding a bomb in a red circle. The guy on the bomb has the same shirt. Red is a little vampire wearing crimson, with hooves and horns. She is weilding a trident. "What are you guys, doing?"
I shoot three astral tentacles at them, and give them the download. Red fumes. I see steam come out of her little vampire forehead. Her eyes glow red. "Whoah, little vampire, go easy!" I say.
"Well, that's just mean! What a meanie! I hate people like that!"
"Well, hate's a strong word. We aren't going to be cruel, just, teach this beeyotch a little lesson."
"Dude, did you just say beeyotch instead of bitch?" Loaf says. I grin. "Man, you are ridiculous, Nomad."
"Thanks," I bow. Majinaki silently punches one fist into the other, and lightning sparks on his fist and eyes. Pointed ears of an animal out of his head, claws and a tail, then go back to normal. I am a little startled.
"Oh, did I scare you, Nomad?" Maji says.
"A little."
"Oh, sorry!"
"No, it's okay. You are just feeling your power."
"Oh my god! Less talky talky, more fighty fighty!" Raven says, and closes the portal.
"Let's be evil," Loaf says, and laughs maniacally. He slams one fist into the other, and fangs, cat ears, and claws, and a devil tail pop out of him. His eyes glow red.
"Uh.. Loaf?" He laughs more and more crazily. His skin cracks, and disappears. Underneath is a crimson tough rhino skin. He roars, and flies up into the sky. Bat wings burst out of his back, and his feet change to hooves. He grows two bull horns, and his fingers grow larger claws. Dream color yellow-black tiger stripes appear on him. His eyes glow golden. He laughs, and his voice shakes the Biodome like thunder.
"Uh... Josh?"

Thunder Farts
"I am Devilcat! Don't fuck with the Moon People, fuckers!" he roars at no one in particular. He summons a loaf bomb, and bites it in half, then spits it out, it explodes ten feet in front of his face. He chuckles, and eats the rest, and farts loudly. His fart sounds like thunder. "Mm, delicious! Thank you, self!" he says.
Raven says, "What the fuck?"
Loaf summons three loaf bombs, and juggles them. Raven falls over, rolling on the ground laughing. Loaf takes a bite of each, then spits each bite out like a watermelon seed. He then eats all three, and exhales fire from his mouth. A loaf bomb with a devil cat face flies out of the center of the fire, and explodes. I fall over laughing, until tears come out of my eyes. Loaf farts again like thunder. Everyone is laughing their asses off.
"Okay, okay, let's go already," Raven says, wiping a tear from her eyes. She creates a portal.
"Alright you Teen Titans, let's go. Loaf, quit being your Shadow Self, and get down here!" I say.
Loaf says, "Huh?" and changes back to normal, falling from the sky. "Dude, what just happened? Where am I? Nomad?"
"Into the portal!" I say, and toss Loaf in. Everyone laughs, and we go in. Robin, Batman's sidekick appears, and swings in after us.

In Tucson
We land in a street in Tucson in front of a little adobe house.
"Let's burn it to the ground!" Loaf says.
"Whoah, not yet!" Raven says. "First, Nomad, you be an awesome tenant, then have a party. Heehee."
"Okay!" I change into a cute little Asian chick, and knock on the front door with a paper in my hand. A spooky woman answers, and looks around suspiciously, then at me.
I hear Raven say, "Oh, hide!"
I have a paper in my hand. "Um, hi!" I pretend to be nervous. "I was responding to the craigslist ad..."
"Oh, come in," the lady says sweetly, forcing a fake smile. She offers me some cookies. "Oh, thanks, mm... oatmeal raisin, my favorite!" I say. The cookies are good, but a little stale.
"Oh, they're leftover from a Christmas party at work. I don't really like raisins, so just eat up, but save some for other prospective ten- I mean, eat up!" she laughs nervously. She shows me her house. It looks like she just cleaned it. I can smell that nasty dusty vacuum smell.
"So, do you have pets?" she says.
"Oh, gosh no!" I say. "Do you?"
"Yes, two cats... I don't know where they are... They are outside cats."
"Oh, I do love cats so very much." Don't ham it up too much, Nomad! "But, I can't have any pets right now. Too busy with school!"
"Oh, you're in school?"
"Oh, yeah.. I go to U of A. I am in pre-med. Following Mommy and Daddy's lead, you know. I am so grateful to them that I don't have to work while in college. They pay for everything."
I hear the woman's thought: Ka-Ching! I chuckle inwardly.
"Well, would you mind feeding my cats ever, like if I go on vacation, or anything?" I hear the woman's thoughts again: or if I am getting nailed by my boyfriend, and I want to sleep over.
"Eyew!" I think, and decide to block the woman's thoughts.
"Oh, of course. Cats are easy. You just put out food and water, and there ya go. That's it!"
"Right! Well, I like you. The room is yours if you want it. Do you have checks on you? Let me get the agreement... Sorry, I just have to do this to protect both of us, you see... uh, be right back."
I whip out a checkbook with a picture of the moon in the background. A watermark says on it faintly in small caps: DON'T FUCK WITH THE MOON PEOPLE. I chuckle quietly. I make out the check for $10,000. Shit, way too much. I make out a new check for $5,000. She comes back. I sign the agreement, and give her the check.
"Oh!" she says, "What's this?"
"Oh, well, I'd rather just pre-pay for the whole lease up front. It's easier that way," I say nonchalantly.
"Um, okay... let me just deposit this, because the bank is going to close soon," she says giddily. She disappears, and is instantly back.
"The check cleared! I mean, thank you, you're a good kid. Um, anyway, I am going on vacation. Uh, I had been planning this for awhile... so, um, yeah."
She goes upstairs, and tosses some suitcases down the stairs. She has a white scarf on her head, and some tacky dimestore sunglasses, and a cheap fake brand name Italian purse. Some guy drives up, and she gets in his car. Her suitcases teleport into the car.
"And she's not even lucid. What an idiot!" I laugh. I look down at my malehood and grin. "I love being a transvestite!" I say, and pull out fake gel boobs out of my bra.

House Party!
I open the door, and change into a big Samoan transvestite with huge shoulders, and a tight black dress. "Okay, you guys! Party time!"
Everyone pops out of the bushes, and we throw a raucous party, trashing the place. We overturn all the furniture and garbage cans. Stray dogs come and eat the garbage. Loaf takes bites out of the house like a maniac. He says it tastes like stale bread. Allison rips the kitchen sink faucet off, and tosses it through a window. We start drinking alcohol. The teenagers ask me for some. I say, "NO!"
Angel says, "It's a dream, it doesn't matter!"
I say, "Okay," and secretly change it to ginger ale before I give it to them.
"Weird it tastes like ginger ale," Majinaki says.
"I know, weird huh?" I say, then turn around and giggle. Loaf and I battle. We toss each other into the walls, and break them. The house begins to tilt. It's really fucked up.
The woman returns. I change back into the little Asian chick, but this time, I am a male transvestite, all done up in a black dress. "Everyone hide!" I say.
"OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?" she screams. I belch loudly, and toss a beer can.
"Oh, I didn't know you were going to be back so soon. Oops!" I say. I turn my back to her. "Excuse me..." I piss all over her front door. I write my name with my piss. It etches into the door like acid: N-O-M-A-D. I keep pissing.
"Oh, my God! You're a man!"
"I am an Asian man. You're not racist, are you?" I keep pissing.
"Well, no, but, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?"
I write with my piss: AZNZ RULE.
"Oh my god, how did I not know you were a man?"
"You aren't prejudiced, are you?" I walk backwards, and close the blinds so no one in the house can see, then piss all over the front of her house, like it's a fire hose.
"No, I mean, but-"
I write with my piss: FAGZ RULEZ!
"What are you writing on my house? What are you using? Is that urine?"
"No, it's piss, ya dumb bitch!" I belch, and write with my piss: DON'T FUCK WITH THE MOON PEOPLE! Then, in smaller letters: (We'll swallow your soul, and eat your brains... oh, and by the way, make you have shitty dreams, BITCH!)
"Oh my god, you crazy bastard! Don't piss on my house! I am going to call the cops!"
I stop pissing. Steam rises from my acid urine.
"Okay, everyone out!" I say.
Everyone pops out of the house, and says, "Surprise!" Confetti and balloons fall from the sky.
"Uh, what?"

Happy Birthday!
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" they all shout.
"Did you think of this, Raven?" I ask Raven telepathically.
"Oh, yeah. Shh!"
"And here's a cake for you!" Allison smiles.
"Um, okay..." the woman says confusedly. Allison brings her a birthday cake with about 200 candles on it. "Hey, I am not that-"
Allison slams the cake into the woman's face. The woman claws at her face frantically. "OH MY GOD THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!" she screams.
"It is shit," Allison giggles. "Bull shit!"
"Oh my god, you crazy bitch! I am glad I kicked you out, you fucking cunt!"
"What, it's just grass, rotten grass. Well, there is some dog shit mixed in there, too... And some cat shit, of your cats that I had to clean up."
"Oh my god! 911! 911! I call 911!" The woman grabs handfuls of sand, using it to get the shit off of her face.
"Um, that's not how you call 911. You are supposed to use a telephone, idiot." Allison says, and tosses her a cel phone. She dials 911.
Pablo rides up on a little toy fire engine train. He's a little fox with a big grin on his face. He has a hat on that says: Policia.
"So, whass de prollem, ma'am?" he says in a thick Spanish accent.
"Oh my god, a wetback cop! Shit!"
"Actually," he says with good enunciation. "I am not a Mexicano, I am actually-"
"Agh! Help, I have shit on my face!"
I feel kind of sorry for her, so I grab a hose from the little fire engine, and shoot it at her face.
"Oh, my God, thank you..." she sobs.
"Speaking of cats..." I summon two DC cats, and make them get hit by cars. They die. Their ghosts come out. The woman screams.
"Why did you do this to me?" I make the cats say. Everyone turns into cats, and meows. They all die in various ways: rattlesnakes, scorpions, coyotes, infections... All their ghosts swarm around her.
"Oh my god! Leave me alone."
I turn into a chihuahua. "It's all your fault!" she says to me. I pretend to cower and pee. I run in the house. She begins to chase me, then looks at her house. "Oh my god! My house!" she says.
I divide myself into the chihuahua, and a carpenter. The dog runs in the house. I lean against it, and say, "I'll fix it ma'am," and the house collapses in a pile of rubble and dust. She screams.
"Oops!" I say. "Hold on." I pretend to hammer a bit, like in the cartoons, and make the house reappear.
"Oh, thank you! How much do I owe you? You did that so quickly! Um, do you charge by the hour?"
"That will be five thousand.. um, no, one million smackeroos, please!"
"But I don't have that much!"
Loaf become Devilcat. "What the hell is that?" she screams.
"Fire insurance. Pay me my million dollars, or I assure you, your house will burn."
Loaf become two stories tall, and kicks and punches the house, then breathes fire on it.
"Too late!" I say.
"Oh my god! 911! Put out the fire!" she says.
"Boys!" I say. Pablo, Majinaki and I piss on the house, and put the fire out. "Hey, don't hit me!" Loaf says. I make the house return to normal, then I put a sleep spell on her. "Sleep!" I say.
I TK her back into the house, and set her on a couch. I change into a chihuahua, and bark playfully. She wakes up with a start.
"Oh my god! What a nightmare!" She looks at me.
"How did you get here, you little shit!" she says. I poop out a little shit, pretending like I'm scared. "Damn you, stop that!" she yells. I piddle on the carpet. "Come back here!" she grabs at me. I run away, peeing and whining the whole time. "You little Mexican shit-rat!" she says. I keep running away, peeing.
"Now that's a new one!" I say.
"Oh my god! What the fuck?" she says.
There are two cats tossing her shit outside a window. "Oh my god! Oh my god!" she says.
I roll over laughing, and say, "Yo Qeiro Senora, you're a lil bitch an a half!" The cats toss all her stuff out.
She runs out the front door. Loaf is still Devilcat. He stomps his foot and roars at her. She runs back in. Someone summons a tornado, and the house picks up and disappears. Only the foundation is left, and a toilet. There is a cat going poop in the toilet, reading a newspaper, which changes into a woman.
"Doh!" she says, and disappears.
"My house? Where did it go?"
"Do you wan' it back, bitchy lady?" I say in a thick Spanish accent.
"Yes!" The house drops out of the sky, and I move away. It lands on her. Only her feet stick out. We turn into munchkins and sing, "Ding Dong, the wicked witch, the mean old witch, the bad old witch, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!"
Angel appears as the good witch of the North. She says, "Now that's enough, children. What's past is past. She has learned her lesson, I hope. If she hasn't there's not more we can do." We all change back.
"Well, I feel better now!" Allison says. "That was cathartic!"
"Good!" Angel laughs melodically. She looks at me. "Come here, you silly man!" Angel grabs me and kisses me. "My silly shaman... are you going to protect me in dreams?" she says quietly. "Yes, and in waking also, my dove," I say.
"Good," she says, and smacks my ass.
We lift up the house with TK, and slide the woman out. She stands up, disoriented. Allison walks up to her. She looks like she's about to slap her, or spit in her face.

Lesson:
"Lesson: don't be such a mean bitch!" she says, restraining herself. The woman looks down ashamed. We stand in a line, and wave at her. "Don't fuck with the Moon People!" I say. Robin swings in front of us. "Or the Teen Moonanites!" he says.
"Well, that was corny," I say.
"I guess that means its the end of my dream!" Loaf says, changing back into his physical self, but with fangs.
"You mean, our dream!" I say.
"Right. Oh, is this a shared dream?" He says.
"Yes!" I say, smacking my head. I put Loaf in a headlock and give him noogies.
"Ack! I'm bigger than you!" he says. I laugh, and the dream fades away.

Well I was surrounded by flames in one of my frags but such an event should've been more memorable

Yay for burning things.
I seem to have a really vivid memory of a duck from last night too. Anything about ducks.

"Well, that's just mean! What a meanie! I hate people like that!"

Ahahahaha!!

Seems I didn't manage to get to the moon on 30th as I had intended...
(mentioned this on ravens journal) and then really didn't meet up whit any off you on the 31th as I got the feeling of I did(I wasn't lucid until something weird started to happen and that made me get thrown elsewhere)
So it was just a few moments there for me to notice anything. Sadly my memory faded much about the encounter.

I never asked names etc and didn't look to see who the people where. Just had a feeling that it might have been some of you guys.

I've written the fragments I remember in my journal, if any is interested and not yet read any of it.

December 31, 2009

Damn Templars
I am on the Moon, in the Biodome. I see Raven talking to a woman by the koi pond, sitting on a bench. A fucking remote viewer? I grit my teeth. The woman looks up at me nervously. She teleports a ways away. "Serena? Shit, I'm sorry. Come back."
"I told you already, that's not Serena," Raven says. I shoot at my astral tentacles like antennae, and probe her mind. You don't appear hostile. Aw, you're a slave. You poor thing. I send her pink and gold love energy. The woman floats down to the ground, and walks hesitantly toward us.
"I'm not like them, really I'm not," I say. She eyes me suspiciously. I look into her eyes serenely. Her eyes look like two galaxies. We exchange our lives in an instant. We are so much alike. They use us like cattle. They recruit us as children. They search for adept dreamers, with inherent potential, then they train us in astral. They do horrible things... horrible unspeakable things... they rape our minds... they make us think we are crazy. You know what I am talking about, sir. My life is shit. I am locked up right now, under house arrest in waking life. I didn't even do anything. I have an electronic collar on my ankle. I hate my life.
"You're not even a Moon Imp."
"No, I am a spy. A spy working for you guys. I trust you. I see you have good hearts. I am a double agent. Fuck them," she says grimly, and a tear rolls down her cheek. I give her a hug. "We're so much alike," I whisper.
"I know, Nomad," she says. I start crying, also. I hold her tighter. Her energy feels akin to Raven's, like she's my sister.
"What's your name?" I ask.
"My name is _____, but please don't post this in your dream journal. Yeah, they read it. This is not a joke. Everything is real. I am real."
"What do you mean? Don't post our conversation?"
"No, just not my name. I want to know, I want everyone to know what these bastards are doing... They torture children, those sick fucks. They tortured my little dog, in front of me, to force me to join them.... I was just a kid, Nate."
I feel sick to my stomach. I feel the rage parasite growing strong in me. I summon my witchblade. I focus on a dark black transparent gem. I reach in my brain, and pull the parasite out, and smash it into the black gem, and the gem absorbs it. I sigh. MoSh appears. He is wearing his witchblade armor. He has a great serpent emblazoned on his chest. It's a blend of Japanese and European knight armor. A pale green metal in the shape of fern leaves comes out of his helmet. He draws The Runesword, The Sword of Ages, I crafted him. The witchblade forms over the bottom part of the sword. He flicks it, and it changes into a katana. He flicks it again, and it changes into a claymore. "Hmm... Good," he says. "Let's find those fuckers' base, and fuck shit up."
"I know just what to do," I say. "Follow me."
We teleport to the City of Nowhere, inside one of the Dream Temples. "Ah, I see," says Raven. She summons Malkus. He looks disoriented. "You can helps us, Malkus, fight Templars in our dimension." He nods slowly. Raven, MoSh, Malkus and I lie on our backs. Our astral bodies float up out of dream bodies, and the dream diverges.

Astral Dream
Malkus gives us each a strange magical device. He is dressed like an Assassin. He looks at me, and smiles shyly. We are in a concrete room with a steel table in the center, like an interrogation room. We strap the devices around our foreheads. We see energy lines back to earth. We follow them, and appear in a military base. There is an officer giving a briefing to remote viewers. He is talking about their special program of finding recruits through the ether. He is talking about another program dovetailing with this one, finding recruits simultaneously using the internet, and datamining sites relating to the paranormal, and dreaming, especially focusing on people on these sites denying they have any psi abilities, yet teaching others. He says, "These are our targets." He says to focus on females because they have energy that is missing from the remote viewing program.
The psychic warriors break up into smaller groups of three or so people, and go into different rooms.
I follow on group by myself. One remote viewer lies down on a slightly inclined bed. There is soft music playing, like binaural beats. The bed vibrates slightly. I see the remote viewer's astral body float up, out of his body. He looks at me, startled. He says, "Target acquired."
"Hey, you stop fucking with us, asshole. Or, we are going to fuck you guys up!"
"What are you talking about?"
I morph into a white jaguar, and roar at him. His astral body wavers and quakes. He screams and covers his ears. His physical body screams, and his astral body jumps right back in.
"The target, he's right here! A demon ghost!"
"Hey, snap out of it soldier! There is no such thing as that bullshit you're babbling about."
"The target, one of the targets, is in this room, right now."
"Really?" I see another remote viewer scanning the room. I let him see me, and meet his gaze. I penetrate into his mind with laser vision. "Gah! Stop it!" He clutches at his face, and I stop, and chuckle grimly. He hits a button on the console. A strange alarm sounds. A melodic voice says, "intruder alert, scan present facility." The alarm sounds like soft music.
The remote viewer on the bed begins to float up again. I wrap him up in astral plastic wrap. He can't leave his body. His astral body struggles. He opens his astral eyes and looks at me, terrified.
"Give your master, a message, slave," I growl in his ear. "Send us any more dark energy bombs like a little bitch, he's asking for a fucking war. I will eat half your brain, and just leave enough for you to feel pain. I slowly open my mouth, and let him see my canines. I lightly bite down on his forehead." He shivers and quakes. His astral body pees his pants.
"NOW STOP!" I roar like a thousand lions, and the astral bodies of the remote viewer team shake.
I summon The Beast, and trumpet like an elephant. African Elephants with glowing red eyes stampede right through the astral bodies of the remote viewer, ripping them in half with their tusks. The remote viewers squirm and quiver. "What the fuck?" they mumble, disoriented.
I rip the plastic wrap off the remote viewer's astral body, with my claws, and pick him up by the throat.
"This is me being nice," I say grimly, and bite his head off, then spit it out on the floor. His astral body jumps back in his physical body, and he yelps like a puppy. I summon a portal. I see the other remote viewer scanning me again. I roar at him, and breathe fire in his face. He lets out a little scream. I knock over a pitcher of water, and it falls to the floor. I step in the puddle, and leave a foot print of my paw. Both the remote viewers say, "Holy shit!"
"Don't fuck with the Moon People, you goddamned Templars. I have been fighting you for thousands of years, and I will fight you again. All you have to do is ask, you bastards," and I step through.
I am back in the Dream Temple, and I rejoin my dream body.

Dream Body Dream
My astral body floats up and away. I open my dream eyes. I see everyone else's astral body float away. "Hey, guys, wake up," I say. The stir and open their eyes. "Let's go find these fuckers' Moon Base."
"Right," Raven says. "But quietly. We need to use stealth, Nomad."
"Right!" I say. I cloak myself, and we follow a tracer to the Templar moon base. It looks like a concrete castle, almost like a prison. There is a radar antenna spinning around at the top of it. It's beam hits me. An alarm goes off, and bright red lights flash. "Intruder alert, Intruder alert."
"Dammit, Nomad, you did that on purpose didn't you?" Raven says.
"No! Well, maybe. Did I?"
"No time for that, time to kick some ass!"
Templars on white horses come galloping out of the fortress. I blow a spiral goat's horn around my neck, and summon an army of Moon Orcs, riding wolves. I summon my Witchblade in my left hand, and my Moonblade in the other. My witchblade sings in anticipation. "Give me blood, young one!" she says. My Moonblade glows hot blue-white. I transform into a giant crazed warrior. I unfurl bat wings, and my canines grow like fangs. I grow four more arms, one pair above, and one pair below. A mouth appears on my chest, with rows and rows of yellow shark teeth. My eyes glow red. Antlers of pure flame grow out of my head. Smoke pours out of my nostrils. My witchblade forms obsidian armor over my body. Spikes appear all over it. Another pair of bull horns grow out of my head, then goat horns, then rams horns. An elephant trunk grows out of my chin, and a snake grows out of my tail. Long red translucent spikes come out of my spine, and my eyes burn with a smouldering orange flame. Mercury flows over my flesh, creating a grid. Wolverine claws shoot out of one pair of paws.
"I am CHIMERA SUPREME!" I roar, with the sound of a thousand lions protecting their pride, my voice sounds like stampeding elephants. Horses rear, and buck their riders. I shoot astral tentacles out of my two other paws. I grab ten Templars with them.
"DON'T FUCK WITH THE MOON PEOPLE!" I roar.

Don't fuck with the Moon People
Raven, MoSh, and Malkus are crazed giant chimeras also. Raven looks like me, but, her colors are black and red. MoSh is a snake beast with man arms, angel wings, and four legs like a horse. He also has a snake tail. Malkus is a white eagle, with a bloody cross on his chest. He has arms like a man also, and a white lion's body. His tail is like a whip. He has a crown spinning around his head. I see that we all have crowns spinning around our head.
"WE RECLAIM OUR SACRED LAND! NOW YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR TRANSGESSIONS, TRESPASSERS!" we roar in unison. Most of the Templars get bucked off their steeds. They fire at us. Our witchblade armor reflects it back at them. I use my energy shield to trap them between it and my witchblade armor. Spikes shoot out of my armor, impaling them. They throw caltrops at our feet, and run away.
"I know that trick, assholes," I say. I use my energy boots to stomp their caltrops into the ground. We rip their buildings open, reach in, and bite their heads off. Astral tentacles are now flowing all around me, whipping and ripping Templars in half, and tossing them into a myriad of portals Selene creates. The Tick runs through punching them in the jaw and laughing. Arthur picks Templars up and drops them into portals on the ground.
The battle is chaotic. Many allies appear. The Moon Orcs throw spears into the Templars, and slice them in half with battle axes. Some of them change their steeds into cyborg wolf-cycles. The Moon Imps appear, and change into gargoyles. "You have betrayed us for too many centuries, brothers!" they say in unison, clanging swords on shields, and roar into battle. Templars swarm over me. My microbots swarm over them, and they fall off. The microbots tear into their flesh like army ants, and the templars writhe and scream in pain.
Loaf appears in the sky, and floats down. He is a giant red centaur with a devil head, and bull horns. "Evil is cool!" he grins. He picks up Templars and bites their heads off, laughing as he does it.
"Time for a J-Bomb!" he says. Loaf creates a yellow energy orb in his hands, and smashes it down. Templars swarm over him, and I send my microbots to swarm over those Templars. I see Templars have divided themselves, and swarming over all of us. I multiply my microbots, and swarm them over all the Templars.
Lonewolf flies down, a great wolf with batwings, and goat horns, with saber teeth. Four ravens ride upon his back. A red gem on his forehead glows, and the ravens fly into battle changing into four dark knights with raven wings, riding strange black werebeasts. Lonewolf lunges at the Templar leader, pounces upon him, ripping his throat out.
"J-Bomb go Boom!" Loaf chuckles, and sets off a nuclear explosion. All the Templars turn into glowing skeletons, then dust, but to me, it feels like a wave of hot energy. All the allies are untouched. Loaf collapses to the ground, changing back into his physical self. I walk over to him, changing back into my white desert nomad gear.
"Hey, Josh, you okay buddy?"
He massages his feet. "Damn, my feet hurt like a bitch," he says. I take some green healing herbs out of my pocket, and mix it with water, then smear it on his feet. "Oo, cooling sensation! Thanks, Nomad," he smiles. I give him a glass of water.
"Hear, drink, young Dream Warrior," I say. He takes a drink.
"What just happened?" he says. How did I get here.
"Oh, well... you were you Shadow Self. You need to conciously merge with your dark side, then everything will become clear."
"What do you mean? Is this a dream?"
"Of course, man!" I laugh.
Loaf does a nose pinch RC, then looks at his hands. Chocolate drips off his fingertips. "What the hell? Where did this come from?" he says.
"You made it, man!" I laugh again. He licks his finger. "Oh good. Shit. Nomad, do you think I will remember this dream?"
"I hope so... I have really good dream recall, I guess, compared to others, but I still only had one dream logged where I can remember the whole thing... anyway, here, these are for you."
I give him a pair of large armored boots. He pulls them on.
"And so soft inside!" he says.
"Gel inserts!" I laugh. Loaf stands up. Jets shoot out the bottom. He says, "Wheeee!"
"Just make sure you put them on every night before you go to sleep."
"How the hell do I do that?" he says.
"Oh, you know, meditation, visualization."
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Or, you can have them on permanently, if you want them fused to your dream body," I say.
"Um, okay. Sure. How do I do that?" I pull two straps across the boots. The boots grow on to him like tree roots.
"Uh whoah! Kinda scary!"
"You can take them off whenever you want, by pressing this release button, here," I say.
Loaf practices pressing the button, then pulling the straps on.
"You made these?"
"Yup."
"Where?"
"In my lab. On Asteroid Q10."
"Cool show me!" he says.
"Oh, maybe tomorrow or something. My dream energy is waning. Time for me to go into dreamless sleep pretty soon."
"Oh, okay. Shit I think I am waking up anyway."
"Well, try and write this dream down, man, whatever you can remember!"
"Okay," he says, and disappears.

Batman appears. "Well, you just ruined our stealth operation, Nomad," he scolds.
Green Arrow appears, taking off a Templar costume. "I was right about to collect the last bit of information," he sighs.
Superman appears. "Sometimes you just have to kick ass, and take names, Bruce."
"Oh, shut up, Mr. I-love-Order-faries-and-butterflies!" Batman says. Superman uses laser vision to cut the tip off of one of Batman's costume ears.
"Hey!" Batman says, and tosses a batarang at Superman's chest. The Batarang bounces off, but cuts Superman's costume. The Batarang sticks in a rock. Superman laugh. Altair, Bakura, and Vegeta appear. Vegeta glares at me, and Altair and Bakura shake their heads disapprovingly. The Tick stands next to Superman, and slaps him on the chest.
"I like this guy! Ow!" he says, grabbing his hand.

"Well, that was weird!" Raven says.
"The Templars are going to rebuild their fortress in a more secret location. They already have a network of undeground bunkers. Let us take it from here, unless you are serious about learning stealth, Nomad," Batman says.
"I am more of a samurai than a ninja. I think my special hatred against these people makes it hard for me to be stealth."
"Alright, Cool As Ice," Vegeta taunts. "Git!"
The others begin cleaning up the mess with vortexes. I teleport to the Glen of Healing, and lay down in the stream. I drink the water as it bathes me. Everything fades to black.

My dreams were all over the place last night. So was my recall. Not rememering these things is starting to really depress me.
Evil is fun for the look, and for the drama. Although I could never do anything truly evil.