Thread: Nomad Chronicles

Nap Dream

Lucid

I fell asleep listening to binaural beats meant to induce lucid dreaming.

I am inside a tent shaped like a caterpillar. (I was inside a tent like this on Saturday night.)

I think, "Hmm... this tent-boat is going nowhere right now, but since this is a dream, I could be going anywhere, South America, for instance."

At the thought of South America, I felt forward motion. I couldn't see where we were going. I saw an opening ahead, but I was afraid to get close to it.

"...but I am going nowhere."

The feeling of motion stopped. My fear went away.

"...but since this is a dream, I could be going anywhere, like Africa, maybe."

At the thought of Africa, I felt lift and forward motion. I could barely make out clouds whizzing by through the opening. I felt claustrophobic, hot, and panicky. It felt like an anxiety attack. I felt trapped. My ears pressurized. I woke myself up.

My ears needed popping. They still do right now, in fact. I don't really know why I got scared.

Yeah, every now and then I have a dream where I'm lucid and I'll get scared and panicky for no apparent reason. I usually force myself awake like you did. I always wake up thinking, "Why the fuck did I just freak out?"

Dream from about a week ago.

Deep Dream State

I am on a grey sandy beach in Japan, chanting before the Gohonzon, the sacred scroll of the Lotus Sutra.

NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO

The characters on the scroll fly off the scroll, and form a circle around me, transforming into a myriad of Buddhist deities: gods, angels, demons, humans, animals. They all bow to me, and I bow to all of them. All of them have mirror faces, and I see my face reflected in all of them.

They fly back to the Gohonzon, and I see my my face in the scroll. All of their faces are on my face. We are all one.

non-lucid

I am flying around the a futuristic city in what looks like a giant toy flying car.

I land in a bay. MoSh and Raven are there. MoSh is working on his car thing. Raven is looking at hers. I ask them why I can't use a rocket car to go to the Moon. Raven says, "Go ahead, use anything you want. This is a dream."

"Well, it looks like a toy rocket ship thing. I don't think it will work."

"Then alter its appearance to make it look realistic."

"Hmm... got paint?''

"What? Nomad are you lucid?"

"No."

(I also didn't realize it was them until I woke up.)

Now this is crazy cool:

(This is waking life.) Before my girlfriend, Angel, and I went to sleep she said: You have lots of black dragons. So many beautiful black dragons.

(She had her eyes closed, but she was still awake.)

Me: What? How do you know about my dragons?

Angel: I see them.

Me: Every Monday night, we meet at the Pyramids, and ride black Moon dragons with crescent moons on their foreheads to the Moon. That's fucking cool.

Angel: Good night.

Me: Good night.

NOTES

Pyramid Song by Radiohead is playing.

I am a red dragon-man vampire in a black suit. My cape flaps in the wind, as I stand atop The Great Pyramid.

The dragons land. The dreamers appear. Enemies appear, but I grow a force field and force them out. They bang on my force field, and I laugh at them.

I have a staff with golden bat wings at the top. I create a portal, and we fly to the Moon.

The dragons bow and leave.

AndresLD: I'M HERE! WE MADE IT! WE MADE IT! MUHAHAHHA!

Me: Why are you laughing all crazy?

AndresLD: becsause I feel my POWER!

Andres turns into some crazy dragon-dog-cat-beast thing and snaps at the air. He sprouts wings and says he's going to fly to Mars and other planets.

(There were other dreamers there, but I don't have time to list you all.)

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Now this is crazy cool:

(This is waking life.) Before my girlfriend, Angel, and I went to sleep she said: You have lots of black dragons. So many beautiful black dragons.

(She had her eyes closed, but she was still awake.)

Me: What? How do you know about my dragons?

Angel: I see them.

Me: Every Monday night, we meet at the Pyramids, and ride black Moon dragons with crescent moons on their foreheads to the Moon. That's fucking cool.

Angel: Good night.

Me: Good night.

NOTES

Pyramid Song by Radiohead is playing.

I am a red dragon-man vampire in a black suit. My cape flaps in the wind, as I stand atop The Great Pyramid.

The dragons land. The dreamers appear. Enemies appear, but I grow a force field and force them out. They bang on my force field, and I laugh at them.

I have a staff with golden bat wings at the top. I create a portal, and we fly to the Moon.

The dragons bow and leave.

AndresLD: I'M HERE! WE MADE IT! WE MADE IT! MUHAHAHHA!

Me: Why are you laughing all crazy?

AndresLD: becsause I feel my POWER!

Andres turns into some crazy dragon-dog-cat-beast thing and snaps at the air. He sprouts wings and says he's going to fly to Mars and other planets.
(There were other dreamers there, but I don't have time to list you all.)

LOL. Man! I don't remember this! I'm glad I showed up though

I did have a weird dream about the pyramids though (All of this was non-lucid) :
I was in my bedroom searching through DV, looking at the "Moon Bus" thread. I saw a couple of people posting stuff like "Damn! That dream was so much fun, and we all remember it! Andres you were CRAZY out there!" This frustrated me because I couldn't remember the dream. I decided to go to bed, and I did, but I wasn't in my bedroom anymore, I dont know where I was. Then a Necromancer (The one that me and Venezlano keep seeing in our dreams, we defeated him once) appeared in the corner of the room. He pointed his hand towards me, like he was going to shoot a ki blast at me, but instead it was more like an energy ray. It paralyzed me and he started conjuring something I couldn't understand, however it sounded really scary and I felt like I was dying inside, I felt an amount of sadness, fear impossible to describe. I tried to move, to scream, do something but couldn't. I then started to wake up, I was in my bed in real life and I tried to DEILD back into the dream to fight him, but I couldn't.

Raven is Sick

(continuation from the Moon Dragon Dream)

We land on the Moon.

Where are all my regular dream buddies? Raven? Raven Knight?

"She's over here." I follow Basara's voice. He is cradling her head in the Healing Glen of the Biodome, wiping her forehead with a cool towel. "She's sick. She has a fever." Raven is asleep.

I open a portal to the Glen of Healing of the Crystal Golem. I pick her up, and she transforms into a young girl. I step through the portal and lay her down. She transforms back into her regular self. Basara and I play music. MoSh appears playing acoustic guitar with Basara, and WarriorTiger appears using healing fire magic from her hands. Asuka is playing a Japanese stringed instrument. Michael and Metatron, the archangels appear, and sing softly.

Suddenly, I see a bunch of bugs crawling over Raven, then the scatter and run off of her. They get eaten by dragonflies, butterflies, beetles, toads and frogs.

The Crystal Golem picks her up. He takes her back to the Cave. He wraps her in a blanket. He says we have to wait for her fever to break, then she'll be better. Suddenly, Raven's dream body gets up.

She says, that's her astral body, but her dream body is fine, and can keep dreaming with us, but since her astral body is sick, her sickness is going to affect her more in waking life. She looks at her dream body, concerned.

I say how bizarre this all is. She says I should be used to it by now. Joseph is at the edge of the Cave. He says he is ready to join us on The Moon, and he is so happy he is not Tooth anymore. He hugs us. MoSh says, "Who's Tooth?" Joseph says that's who I used to be when I was a Nightstalker. WarriorTiger ruffles his hair.

Joseph turns into a giant eagle. We get on his back. He opens a portal, and we fly to the Moon. We land in the Biodome. Joseph turns into a boy, and explores the Biodome, smelling the flowers, looking at the animals, and eating the fruit. He laughs at the loaf tree.

Roast Beast!

non-lucid

I am at my aunt's house for a family gathering. She says, "We are going to have ROAST BEAST!"

I see a 500 pound roasted pig on the kitchen counter. It has no skin on it. It's flesh is bloody rare beef for some reason. I am disgusted. I go to the bathroom. There is a huge chunk of bloody pig-beef on the counter.

I leave and go to my cousin's room, and ask him if I can use his toilet. He says, go ahead. I can't close his damn shoji doors.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

He laughs at the loaf tree.

Gross! Hope you're not vegetarian. I went to a restaurant in Korea where they had a giant wild boar roasting on a spit right in the center of the room. The head, tusks, and feet were still intact, but the rest was all skinned, bloody, and oozing fat from the heat of the flames. It looked like something from a horror movie. Very unappetizing.

I guess it smelled pretty damn good, though.

Originally Posted by Robot_Butler

Gross! Hope you're not vegetarian. I went to a restaurant in Korea where they had a giant wild boar roasting on a spit right in the center of the room. The head, tusks, and feet were still intact, but the rest was all skinned, bloody, and oozing fat from the heat of the flames. It looked like something from a horror movie. Very unappetizing.

I guess it smelled pretty damn good, though.

Yeah. I am a vegetarian!

non-lucid

I am at a table. Someone slaps some salty ham, soggy rice, and pineapple that no longer tastes like pineapple, but salty ham on my plate. I gobble up the ham very quickly.

Why the hell did I do that? I am a vegetarian! I never liked ham anyway.

Then, I realize I ate it first to get it out of the way because I don't like it.

non-lucid frag

something about my uncle Harold laughing at me about something.

Deep Dream State

Tiw's Day's Battle: The Moon Orcs and Dark Tower Forces vs. The War-Wolves

I meet other dreamers at The Pyramids. There aren't many there. The Orc King says he wants to battle with me against the War Wolves. Silverwolf says she is going to have no part of it.

The Orc King and I meet with a War-Wolf called WarHammer. We bow, and Q takes us to the Outer Lands.

The Orcs and other dreamers are on one mountain. The War Wolves are on the Other. I become a vampire-summoner, and summon summoners. My summoners summon stone giants as the war wolves transform into wolves, and howl. Their howling sends shockwaves at us through air and earth.
The stone giants beat on the ground, and send shockwaves back.

Some of the War Wolves are men on horseback. The charge at us with the wolves down the mountain. There are thousands of them.

Raven turns into Queen of Night, flying on a winged black panther. She multiplies herself, and daintily points her staff at the enemies blasting them with lightning fire. MoSh turns into a giant winged snake, and breathes green fire on everyone. WarriorTiger is a were-tiger Paladin. She rips through the enemies with claws, and is enwreathed in a purple flame. Mowglcdb, shoots people with lasers and Cupid's bow, and laughs. Loaf attacks people with a red energy shield. He taunts them, then when they get close, he turns it on. AndresLD is using a hookshot, a sword, and silver spiked gauntlets. Venezlano uses a lightning whip, and a blade on a chain. Majinaki hits people with AoE and chain lightning attacks. Robo tosses bombs at people, and blasts them with lasers. The Cusp says, "Why not?" and tosses exploding beer bottles at the enemies. He laughs, then he gets on a motorcycle with bladed wheels and tears through the enemies. Red is a little vampire with red claws, and guts our enemies. Kraftwerk shoots robot claws out of his arms, and tosses people around. Juroara turns into a swarm of insects, rodents, spiders, and snakes. Twoshadows grows fangs, and eight arms. Her skin becomes black like a gorilla's. She grabs enemies, bites, them, and tosses them aside. Robot Butler turns into a black orb, and sucks them into him. Aquanina turns into a blue giant, and roars. She shoots shockwaves out of her hands. Angel stands on top of the Mountain. She points at the enemies, and turns them into cute little frogs and mice.

Silverwolf reappears, and says she is going to fight on the WarWolves' side of course, no hard feelings. She shoots magical empowerments at them. Magical armor appears on the War-Wolves.

I summon fire and air, creating a wall of fire tornadoes that whip forward. The wolves sprout wings, and leap through the fire tornadoes. They come out on the other side, looking like skeletal ghosts, and laugh mockingly.

I get in a one-on-one fight with WarHammer. We get sucked into a wormhole. We are in a black void. I see nothing, hear nothing, only sense his presence. I feel like I have no mind, and neither does he. My only emotion is curiosity.

Suddenly, we fall out of a portal back on to the battlefield. Is it the same one? A bunch of knights are fighting what looks like bikers on horseback with pale skin and tattoos on their faces.

Q's head appears in the sky, and he says: DRAW!

I say, "What happened?"

He says, "Duh, that means 'tie.'"

We go to a training Colloseum, and we battle each other one-on-one.

Then, we have a party on the Moon, and get drunk. Some rock band plays, and we throw our empty bottles at them. The bottles turn into fireworks when they hit an invisible force field. I howl, and turn into a vampire-werewolf.

Warhammer says that's pretty cool, and turns into a giant hammer and smashes me. We get teleported outside the Biodome. I turn into Mario, and wield him, smashing DC turtles, gophers, and mushrooms I summon.

He says, "Hey you can't wield me!"

He turns back, and we laugh.

There were many other people there from this dimension, and others, but I can't remember them all.

In the Torture Chamber of The Templars

I am lying on a concrete slab in a dark place. I am half-naked. I have shackles on my wrists and ankles. I am wearing an iron collar with the spikes on the inside.

I turn my head and see MoSh about ten feet away in the same position. Wraiths appear wearing the armor of crusaders in a circle around me. Their eyes glow red. They grin at me evilly.

"Who the fuck are you, and where the hell am I?"

There is one wearing a crown of thorns and stars. He says in an unearthly voice: Exactly. You are in the Hell you created for your prisoners, you evil bastard. This is where you give others' nightmares. Now it's your turn. You think you are any different from rapists and child molesters? Don't you always say, 'We are all one?' Now, it's time for you and your dream brother-in-law there to feel the pain you cause others.


A wraith turns a large wheel, and I feel my limbs getting pulled away from my body. My joints begin to dislocate. MoSh and I scream in pain.

"THIS IS JUST A DREAM, ROBERT! THE PAIN ISN'T REAL!"

"BUT, OH MY GOD! I FEEL IT! I FEEL IT, NATE!"

The King Wraith laughs, and speaks again: You were a Crusader, in a past life. You slaughtered innocent Jews and Arabs to reclaim the Holy Land like a brainwashed idiot. Some great soldier for Christ, eh?

All the wraiths laugh at this.

We are making alliances with Templars from many dimensions. We are not even from Earth. Those Templars are disgustingly weak. We ate their minds actually, and it was delicious. Turn the wheel!

The wraith at the wheel turns it again, and I feel my joints dislocate. We scream again.

You are one of us. You will always be one of us. Even as a Crusader, you believed in reincarnation. You took a vow to be one of Us for all lifetimes evermore, you worthless Heretic! We are done playing games. The Earth Templars know nothing of control. There are no games any more. Only pain and fear. We are destroying your life, bit by bit. We will destroy everything you love, everyone you love, everything you have built, brick by blasphemous brick, just as we destroyed the Temple of Yah. You have a lot of negative karma from past lives, Nomad. You can't run any more. Now you have Hell to pay, and your friends are going to suffer because of you! TURN THE WHEEL!

The Wraith turns the wheel again, and my arms and legs get ripped off. I can see my bones, tendons, and ligaments.

MoSh screams in horror and pain. "THIS IS JUST A DREAM, BROTHER! WE HAVE TO FIGHT THEM!" The wraiths summon forks and knives in their hands, and lick their chops. There is barely any blood. They seem confused. MoSh stops screaming. He is silent. I hear MoSh laughing quietly, as if to himself.

"Why is there no blood?"

I turn my cells into grains of sand, and cover the wraiths, then I turn into a swarm of beetles and gnaw on them. They scream in anger and pain. I whip myself into a sandstorm, and then materialize behind them. I am Soulkyst, Vampire Supreme. I am wearing a tux with long tails, a top hat, and holding a cane.

"It's because I'm a vampire, bitch!"

I see we are in a great cavern. There is a blinding flash of green light, and MoSh turns into a great winged serpent behind me. He traps three wraiths in his coils, and has another in his mouth. He spits him out, and breathes green fire on the others. They scatter in fear.

I grab the nearest wraith, and suck his energy into me. "Ah, wraith power. Now I have your secrets, you fucking idiots! It's our turn!"

I throw my cane on the ground and it turns into a golden serpent with ruby eyes. It slithers at the speed of a cheetah, biting the wraiths like chain lightning. My clothes turn into that of a desert nomad. I summon my Moonblade, and my Budgie Sword, in the shape of two katanas. The witchblade forms over them. I run through the ranks of the wraiths, slicing them up.

Sarnox appears as a wraith samurai, with glowing red eyes, and a body of purple flame wielding an axe and a morning star. He is riding a giant Irish Wolfhound, armored to the teeth with blades on its feet, and tusks on its helmet. It bays, and reveals vampire fangs.

MoSh has turned into a ninja, wearing dark green, wielding bladed fists. He slices off body parts, and tosses them around the room. He punches right through the chests of the wraiths.

The golden serpent returns to my hand. It becomes the staff of Moses. "I break my vow! I cause destruction from shore to shore!"

I slam the staff on the ground, and the cause an earthquake. The earth splits, and water shoots up from the ground. Stalactites break off the ceiling and fall. The wraiths get on their knees and pray. I laugh at them. I grab MoSh and Sarnox by the backs of their necks, and teleport them to the surface of the planet.

"Where the fuck are we?" says MoSh.

"It's some Mars from another dimension!" I say.

I open a portal, and toss them in. We land in the Healing Glen of the Biodome. MoSh is his physical self, wearing jeans, and a t-shirt with a winged snake on it. "What the hell just happened? Where are we? What? Shit... Where are my glasses? I need a drink. Fuck this." MoSh collapses into the soft grass. "Mm... bed."

Sarnox chuckles quietly. He mounts his steed, and howls. He opens a portal to the Temple of the god of Nothing, nods to me, and disappears.

Selene appears, and says she is going to take MoSh to the Crystal Golem. She forms an astral net around him, and opens a portal. They disappear.

I lay down in the grass and look at the stars. I see Chris, Castaneda, and don Juan like ghosts around me. They are grinning enigmatically. I see Lonewolf run across the sky as a constellation. I fall asleep.

I'm glad I am showing up on Mondays on Tuesdays . I'd be happier if I could remember them though, on Tuesday I didn't remember a single dream, even though I slept for 7 hours and woke up with my alarm from 4:00 to 7:00 every 30 minutes.

I sit up in bed. Remote viewers spot me, they look like government spooks with laser pistols.

There he is! Fire!

I energize my energy shield. I turn into a tiny dwarf star, and shoot my astral tentacles at them. I grab them, and suck them into another dimension.

I stand up an stretch, as I turn into a werecat. I open a portal to Raven. She is at her computer. I am my physical self.

Raven? Raven Knight! She looks around for a second. I give her a hug. She looks a little confused, then smiles.

Now, Raven is sitting on her couch watching a crime drama on TV. I sit down next to her. She falls asleep. I pick up her dream body, and she turns into a little girl. I lay her down in her bed, and I kiss her forehead, and give her a stuffed animal. She mumbles something in her sleep. I set a glass of water next to her bed.

I fly to the Moon.

I go to the Biodome's Healing Glen, and fall asleep, looking at the stars.

888***

Insecure School

Raven and I are in Social Studies class in high school. Some of the kids make fun of her. I tell them to stop. Or what? Or what?

Or, I'll slice your fucking throat.

Oo! Big words!

I grab the guy's head, and smash it into a wall.

Raven: What the hell are you doing Nomad?

Me: It's just a stupid DC. We created these idiots! What are our subconscious minds thinking?

Another DC: OO! Your new girlfriend.

Me: Shut up, you worthless DC, or I'll suck your blood out through your fucking eye sockets!

Angel appears in the doorway. She has bats flitting about her head. She is wearing a black and white dress, wielding a staff, and has large bat wings.

Angel: You are cheating on me? What the hell? You asshole!

Me: Calm down. This is just a stupid dream, and we are about to get out of it.

Angel: Oh... what? I'm sorry Nate. I don't know what came over me.

A demonic looking female teacher walks in the room.

Teacher: Welcome to Insecure School. Let us thank Raven Knight and Waking Nomad here, for creating this shit-hole so we can torment them, based on their insecurities and fears.

I hear Sacrosanct's voice in my head, "You created this school to help you get over insecurities, but it hasn't worked out very well, especially since it's infested. Maybe you should destroy it."

Angel grows cat claws and tackles the demon teacher, pinning her against the wall. The demon growls and squirms. I teleport next to it, becoming a vampire.

Me: How would you like me to swallow your soul, bitch?

The demon tries to spit in my face, but it bounces off, and lands in the demon's eye. GAH!

Raven becomes Queen of Night, and grabs the demon with a violet lightning net, and lifts it in the air. "Any more demons want to get their asses kicked?"

Loaf runs down the hall, a boy vampire. A group of demons disguised as teenagers are chasing him. KILL THE FREAK! KILL IT! HE'S GOING TO DESTROY US ALL!

Loaf runs into the classroom, and slams the door shut behind him.

Loaf: Holy shit. They're after me. They're going to stab me in my eyes, and cut my head off. fuck fuck fuck!

Loaf sees the demon snarling in the lightning net.

Loaf: Holy shit! How did you do that? Can you guys help me? Those kids want to kill me! They're psycho!

Me: Hey, Josh. Don't worry. We're vampires, you and I.

I show Loaf a mirror. He laughs and grins. He fangs grow longer, and a dark red flame flickers behind his eyes.

Me: Check this out, man.

I open a broom closet. It's full of bombs.

Me: Here. Plastique. Grenades. Rockets. All kinds of shit that goes BOOM!

Raven slams the demon through the wall. The demon children pour in through the hole. Loaf tosses grenades at them.

Loaf: Here. Catch! Catch!

I start laughing my ass off, as the demons run in fear. BOOM BOOM BOOM! Angel smirks, and floats up into the sky, turning the ones that run away into frogs, newts, and earthworms. I laugh harder. Raven shoots fire-lightning at the demons by pointing at them. She yawns as if they bore her. Allison appears, and tosses the demons into portals.

Loaf teleports around the school, planting bombs on all the buildings. We go out to the football field. I shoot an RPG at the sign: Insecure School.

I had Loaf the detonator.

Me: Will you do the honors?

Loaf: Gladly.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. The school blows up in a controlled demolition. Then we have a picnic. The honeydew melon is delicious. I suck the juice out, because I am a vegetarian vampire.

God, it was fun reading your last post.

The Goddess of Fortune

Night before last

Deep Dream State

I am back in the Temple of the god of Nothing

"Oh, what are you doing here, Juargawn?" Guargawn says.

"Mm... I miss this place. You like it?"

Guargawn: Yeah man.

"I came here to talk to Francois."

"He's in working in the garden."

I teleport to Francois. "So..."

He hums to himself, and digs in the dirt. He pulls out a gold coin, and flips it in the air, then to me. I catch it. "Whoah, go easy, there, killah. Open your hand." The coin turns into a golden butterfly. It stretches its wings.

"Let it go. Don't hold on to it. You'll crush it." The butterfly flits off. Francois hands me a puakenikeni flower. The butterfly comes back to the flower and lands on it. Francois stands up.

"Well, my work here is done."

"That's it? That's all you have for me? My only lesson? I get it. Don't hold on too tightly to my money, learn to attract it... but, no secrets or anything?"

"There are no secrets, boy!" Francois laughs. "You have everything you need right here," he taps my chest, "and right here," he taps his head. "All the wisdom, all the knowledge you need, you can gain from school in books. Now, it's just a matter of deciding how you are going to make your fortune."

"But, dammit, why has it taken me so long?"

"Bad karma, curses... from past lives and this, poor decisions, foolish vows, wrong beliefs, but all that is past. All that has passed. So, let it go. Focus on the now, look forward to future. Every day, you begin again. Every night you are in a cocoon, and every day morning, you burst forth from your chrysalis."

"But-"

"Let it go."

"But-"

"Let it all go. Look at you. See that?"

He points out two rocks I am holding in my hands. One is labeled 'poverty' the other one is labeled, 'lack'.

"Open your hands!"

I drop the rocks. Francois pours chocolate golden coins into my hands. "See that? You thought your hands were empty, but they were full, full of worthless rocks. Now at least you have chocolate!"

"But, I want gold."

"Chocolate, gold, same thing. HAHAHA."

The butterfly makes a cocoon, and then comes out of it, a golden grub, then burrows changes into a seed, and burrows into the earth. The seed grows into a golden easter lily, then changes into a beautiful golden woman with sky blue eyes.

Francois: I'll leave you two alone.

"I am the Goddess of Fortune. What is your wish, O knight, O wanderer, O seeker?"

"I wish for my fortune to incarnate."

"Your fortune is right here, before your eyes, and all around you."

Other golden lilies burst forth from the ground. A wind blows through the goddess's hair. She pulls me toward her, and caresses my back.

"Now, kiss me, love me, take me. Don't feel guilty. I want you to enjoy me, enjoy my body, how I feel under you hands. I want you in me."

I kiss her, and make love to her in the garden.

She whispers to me, "Gold is pure. I am nothing but energy. You can love energy, it's okay. I trust you. I feel safe with you. Now trust yourself, Nomad."

She wraps herself around me, then I am coated with golden skin. Then, I feel her go into my pores. I have gold flecks in my eyes, and gold sweat comes out of my skin.

"I will always be with you. Don't ever be ashamed."

semi-lucid

FRAG

I am on a street in Colorado. I am with two people that are walking pit bulls. Two other people come the other direction walking two dogs each. The four dogs attack the two pit bulls.

I am worried about the other dogs getting killed by the pits, but the pits just bite the other dogs' ears, and drag them backwards instead of going for their throats.

***

frag

semi lucid

I am on a tarmac at an airport. I see a series of planes get ripped apart by high winds, or invisible explosives. It's so vivid. I say, "Oh shit!" and jump into a ditch. "Good thing this is a dream!"

Two young women say they are responsible for the explosions.

"I didn't mean it to go this far! We accidentally used the same bombs they blew up the 9/11 planes with! I just meant it to be a small refrigerator fire!"

tl;dr



I should probably read these, if I want to have another lucid with you.

non-lucid

I am in the living room. It's afternoon. My mother and my grandmother are actually speaking. I think this is due to my prayer. My grandmother is being sweet to her. She gives my mom an oatmeal raisin cookie.

***

non-lucid

My mother says she is so excited about a new fan in her room. She says she was sad, and a cool breeze blew in the room, and it made her feel better. I tell her it's because in dreams all emotions are intensified by ten times. Like if a breeze were to blow in right now, for instance, (a breeze blows in), it would feel ten times nicer.

(I never became lucid!)

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In Which We Fuck Up Wraith Templars in The Sahara

Deep Dream State
I standing on the peak of The Great Pyramid, practicing with a double-bladed staff, the Moonblade on one end, the Budgie Sword, on the other, coated by the Witchblade. I am big red dragon-man. I am going through a series of drills. I float down to the desert floor, and continue. I feel like I am getting ready for a great battle.

Dozens of desert nomad warriors riding beautiful Arabians thunder through the desert toward me. One in the lead grabs my hat. I grab at it. "Hurry, my lord! Come with us, the storm approaches!"

"Hey, give me back my hat!"

"The wind from the approaching storm blew your helmet off, and I caught it, my lord."

"Oh."

"Hurry!"

I summon, Jo, my astral pet, and he flies out of the sky, a big black cerebus, then he changes into his true form, a great lizard creature. I get on his back, and he morphs his legs into giant fat tires, and horns grow out of his head like handlebars on a cruiser bike. I pop a wheelie, and launch forward, joining the riders.

A great sandstorm billows out behind us. There is a face in it. "You have trespassed on holy ground, Heretic! Now you must pay by PLAGUE!"

Swarms of locusts and beetles fly out of the sandstorm at us. My witchblade forms over Jo and I. I turn on my energy shield, then, pull the core out of the energy, and multiply it, tossing it to all the other nomads. Energy shields form over all of them.

Raven, MoSh, and WarriorTiger appear in the sky like three gods. Raven spreads her arms, and says, "Stop! I command you!" The insects obey her, and freeze in place as if they are frozen in time. The creature in the storm roars at her. MoSh is a great Naga in the sky. He roars back, and creates a wind wall. Warrior Tiger is a huge spotted were-beast, like a Tasmanian wolf and a saber-toothed tiger. "Where are you hiding, you creepy bastard?" She leaps into the storm.

Raven: NO!

WT: I'll be fine.

Raven commands the insects to leave. The beetles burrow into the earth, and the locusts fly away.

The sandstorm breaks through the windwall. The nomads and I ride to the edge of a cliff, and leap off. Our steeds grow wings, then we turn to face the enemy in the air.

Raven spins around and creates a tornado. She picks up the sand, revealing the monster generating the storm. It looks like a giant boar with the head of a man, and covered in scales, with claws. It has a snake coming out of its forehead. It's salivating.

"Ah, there you are!" says WarriorTiger. She runs toward it. Suddenly, its scales pop open, and swarms of creatures fly out. Green magic falls from the sky, and turns them into frogs. It's Angel. She is laughing at the monster.

Warrior Tiger pounces on the monster, and they tumble across the desert floor. Raven blasts it with lightning, MoSh lunges at it, and bites it, poisoning it. It weakens, and twitches. WarriorTiger lets it go. It twitches in death throes, and roars. I blast it with lightning, and it turns to black dust.

There is a thundering of distant hooves. Strange warriors appear over the crest of a dune. They are wearing heavy armor, and riding huge black demon-horses. "You killed Father. Now we will have vengeance. Your heads will be on stakes before dusk, and we will feast on your innards tonight, heretics!"

They charge down the mountain. Raven and WarriorTiger multiply themselves. I summon an army of summoners. MoSh and Angel become skyscraper size. The battle is intense. The enemy has all manner of mideavil weapons from all over the world. They have a strange violet magic protecting them. We kick their ass. Ravens come to pick at the enemies. The battle is over.

We wake up in the Biodome. "Was that a dream?"

"Yes, and we still are dreaming!"

Basara plays guitar, and we fall back to sleep.

frag, non-lucid

I am stoned

I am focusing on parking meters for some reason. One is broken off its metal pole. Angel is pissed off at it. "Where is the parking meter? What a piece of shit! I better not get a ticket! This is the only stall left! ARRRGH!"

A mess of dreams from the Deep Dream state:

(I cannot remember which night I had all of these.)

Dannon and the Leprechaun

I am back in the Temple of Nothing. Guargawn and I bow to each other. I tell him I am going to summon someone in the mirror. He grins and nods.

I morph into sorcerer lion-man form. I am wearing a violet and black cape, wielding a black staff, and a violet flame burns in my eyes. I wave my hand in front of the mirror, and it ripples. "DANNON ONEIRONAUT, I SUMMON THEE!"

A blue faun is crouching behind a large stone in Ireland, grinning to itself. he looks at me and squints. "Who are you? Do I know you?"

"I am here to help you catch the Leprechaun! Do I have permission to come into your dream, sir?"

"Help me catch this little bastard, dude!"

The leprechaun runs by, and the faun pounces upon it. The leprechaun wriggles out and laughs. "You are going to have to be much more tricksy than that lad, to catch an immortal such as I!" He runs off.

I step through the mirror, and tumble out of a portal in the sky, and land on the ground next to Dannon. OOF!

"You're going to have to be in a much more stealthy form than that, brother!"

I change into a faun. I have reddish brown-skin, and green hair. I have a green fire burning in my eyes. Dannon and I grin fiendishly at each other, and look in a puddle of water, and laugh.

"Now, we must devise a trap, brother!" I say.

"Yes, a leprechaun trap!"

We make a snare and hang it from a branch by the leprechaun path. The leprechaun leaps through it deftly. "Good for rabbits, but not for one such as I, foolish fauns!"

A rabbit gets caught in it. Dannon kills it, and makes rabbit stew. I get some potatoes, and we eat the stew. I hear the leprechaun giggling nearby. I frown, and perk my pointed ears.

"Just ignore him for now," Dannon says.

"Aha! Sticky mushrooms, remember!"

"Yes, you are right brother!"

We turn into patches of mushrooms. I coat myself with honey. Dannon coats himself with sticky mead. The leprechaun appears. He dips his finger in the honey. "MM! American honey!" He licks the mead. "Why is this mead sticky? Delicious nonetheless." The leprechaun sticks a spigot in one of Dannon's mushrooms, and pours himself a stein of mead. "Ah, mushroom mead! Good for the soul! Is this an import?" Then he dances over my honey like it's water. He takes a few steps down his little leprechaun trail and moons us. He shakes his pimply ass, "You silly fauns are not clever at all!" He pulls up his pants, and lifts his stein, downing it. "Thanks for the sticky mushroom mead, you weirdo foreigners!"

We turn into mushroom people and chase him, but he disappears under a large root.

"That tricky bastard!" says Dannon. Day breaks. We wake up, and are leprechauns our selves for some reason. We go to the leprechaun path, and start drinking. The leprechaun comes and joins us. Our clothes don't fit right.

"Alright, you silly fauns, you want to catch me?"

"Yes!" I change into a faun, and grab him. He wriggles out and runs a few feet away, and stops.

"Don't you know that won't work? Now, why don't you tell me why you want to catch me?"

"You will lead us to gold!"

"You want gold? Why?"

"For power! Power over my own life. Power to bless the ones I love, power to change to world, to make it green again."

"Ah, you have answered well, O fauns!"

The leprechaun bows with a flourish. He sprouts dragonfly wings, and flies to us. He touches our chests. "You have everything you need, here..." then he kisses us on the foreheads, "and here. Your hearts are pure as tainted hearts can be! I bless thee, my young brothers." He pulls gold coins from our hearts and tosses them to us. Then, he changes into a rainbow butterfly. Colors shoot out of him as he spins, and disappears.

"Holy shit!" says Dannon.

Frag
I am at a party at MoSh's house. Raven is talking to Asuka. WarriorTiger is petting a dog. Loaf is staring out the window. There are others playing croquet in the front yard. MoSh and I are playing video games. We stop playing, because Asuka pulls cookies out of the oven. She sets them on a table, smiling.

I eat a black and white chocolate macadamia nut cookie. It's chunky and amazing.

***
Frag
I am in a cafeteria. I am eating a marshmallow ice cream pizza with chocolate chunks on it. It tastes amazing. I remark how all three of us decided on the chocolate pizza.

NOTE:
I am now going to make an ice cream pizza, and it will be amazing. Thanks, subconscious!

A few nights ago

The Servants of Baphomet

I am in desert nomad form, riding an Arabian horse across the Sahara. I am wearing blue and grey robes now instead of white. The begins to set.

A squadron of wraith Templars on horseback with bloody crosses on their shields ambush me. My witchblade forms over my body, deflecting arrows. They shoot me with a cannonball, knocking me off my horse. I slap its rump so it will run to safety.

I morph into were-cat form. I am a sabertoothed cyborg vampire. I turn on my energy shield as another volley of arrows and stones from slingers hits my shield and bounces off. BRING IT ON, BITCHES!

I activate my Yellow Lantern Ring for fear. I form two large yellow fists with my energy gloves, and pound the ground, sending shockwaves at my enemies. The horses rear in terror, and some of the wraiths fall to the ground. I shoot my fists out, and spin, knocking them over.

ALLIES

I grab them, and spin them around, then let go, sending them into portals which Selene opens for me, and Sorna seals.

Raven bursts out of the ground, riding a strange armored caterpillar with a huge mouth full of rows of teeth. She looks like Queen of Night, except she is wearing a cape that is made of giant leaves, and she has something like large scales on her skin, made of leaves. She has branches growing out of her head instead of horns, and her eyes are bright green. Her staff is green and white, with a raven figure perched atop it, and a fly on top of that. The Templars flee in terror. The caterpillar shoots silk threads at them, trapping them.
RAVEN: I AM LORD OF THE FLIES. YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME! HAHAHHA!

Her head suddenly becomes a giant fly head, then goes back to normal. The Templars shoot crossbows at her. Her witchblade armor forms over her, looking spiky and menacing. Her staff transforms into a great sword. She lunges forward slicing the Templars up.

Warrior Tiger bursts from the ground riding a strange furry creature with a thick hide, like a wooly rhinoceros. She is a strange chimera werebeast. Part wolf, part saber-toothed tiger. She is wearing golden Roman armor, and wielding a huge mace, which keeps shifting, to a warhammer, then a battleaxe, then a morning star, then bladed whip.

"I AM THE LORD OF LIGHT, BITCHES! DON'T FUCK WITH US!" Bright sunbeams shoots out of her eyes going through the Templars. They writhe and scream in pain.
She tears through the Templars laughing. She suddenly merges with her steed, and grabs the Templars, smashing them together.

Loaf falls out of a portal in the sky. He is a cyborg vampire. He has a red flame glowing behind his eyes. "Hey Nomad, look what I got!" He opens his arms to reveal an armful of strange bombs. "Plastique!" He teleports around the battlefield sticking bombs to the Templars' backs. He rips some of their heads off, and sucks their energy. He wipes his mouth and howls.

He hands me the detonator. "Your turn!" I slam my hand down on the button, and dozens of Templars explode. Loaf dances, and sings, "Singin' in the rain!" as bits of armor lands on a steel umbrella which he summoned.


The Temple of the Naga
The Templars panic, and retreat in the opposite direction. There is a rumbling under the ground. A giant winged cobra stone statue, the size of a skyscraper, rises from the ground. As sand pours off of it, a voice comes from within. "Welcome to the Temple of the Naga. Here you blessed Templars make take sanctuary from your foes!"

"Oh blessed be! Baphomet lives, and loves us!" shout the Templars.

A door opens in the base of the statue, and they ride to it. Suddenly the statue grows to arms of flesh. A thin layer of sandstone breaks off the statue revealing a living Naga underneath, Man of Shred. He laughs, and it sounds like the roar of distant thunder.

"AH, MY ANCIENT ENEMIES ARE STILL FOOLS!"

MoSh grabs the nearby Templars, and bites their heads off, then spits them on the ground. The spirits fly out of the empty armor and wail. The Templars pray to Baphomet and Molech to save them. The Templars, as a last ditch effort, turn toward the four of us, and away from MoSh to attack us. He roars, and shockwaves move through the air, forcing the Templars to fall to their hands and knees. Green acid flies out of his mouth burning through their armor. They scream in pain and terror.

"HAHA! BOW BEFORE YOUR GODS, YOU IGNORANT FOOLS!" MoSh mocks.

MoSh flaps his wings, and the Templars are blown toward us. They tell us we are gods, and beg for mercy. Angel appears in the sky, in her Shadow Self form, Angelwitch. She is riding a winged snow leopard. She is wearing a black and white dress, and wielding a staff with a figure of an angel with a large crow perched on its hand, like falconer.

"I AM ANGELWITCH, QUEEN OF TWILIGHT, GODDESS OF DUSK AND DAWN!" She raises her staff to the sky, and a black storm swirls above us. Violet lightning falls from the sky, and charges her staff. "We are not gods, you idiots, just some badass dreamers. And, your gods obviously don't give a shit about you. Time to stop attacking, time to stop running."

Then, she recites an incantation, pointing to setting sun and rising moon, with her staff, as she clears the storm from the sky:

I invoke sacred verse,
as Moon rises,
and Sun Sets,
let those who worship Baphomet,
BE CURSED!


Angel gathers sunlight and moonlight inter her staff, then shoots it at the ground. The sand around the Templars begins to swirl, and there is a black and white spiral on the ground. The Templars fall into the whirlpool of sand, and it even sucks at the spirits trying to fly away.

Baphomet
Sorna begins sealing the portal, but something pushes at it. Baphomet rises up, placing his hands on the side of the portal, and begins to climb out.

"WHO SUMMONED ME?"

"No one summoned you, asshole. Fuck off." Angel says. We all laugh.

"Don't you know I am an ancient god?"

"Some god you are, you can't even protect your worthless slaves," Angel taunts again.

Baphomet roars and claps his hands over his head. The sky turns red, and a huge black storm appears. Demons fall from the clouds. They seem a little disoriented.

Gawn, The Dream Warrior Master
Gawn appears out of the sky, a great devil-man riding a huge armored goat-like dragon. He leaps off of it, and stomps Baphomet on the head, forcing him back into the portal. "Get- back- in- your- own- fucking- dimension! There!" Gawn stomps him all the way down, and the portal seals up, except for a little point of a horn. Gawn frowns at it. "Damn."

The piece of horn forms into a smaller Baphomet, and Gawn and he duel with double-bladed staves. "I'll kick this guy's ass. You guys take care of the minions."

Raven, Loaf, and I multiply ourselves and form a huge army. Angel, MoSh, and WarriorTiger become giant. We charge at the demons. Selene and Sorna fly around opening and closing portals as we toss them in. Gawn swings the little Baphomet in a circle and tosses him into a portal. The battle is over.

Gifts of Gawn
Gawn has us stand in a line. He gives us strange gifts that are made of a glowing red translucent stone. He places necklaces over us. My pendant looks like a red infinity symbol made of snakes. He gives me a ring with a dark red stone in it. It looks like an eye. He tells me to activate it. A glowing red stone exoskeleton forms over me. He says this armor will fuse with my other armor, and help to guard against attacks of devils, inner and outer. I feel it stick to my skin. I see myself, and my face shapeshifts. I have a devil face, and am wearing spiky red armor. I laugh, and my voice booms. I wield a red glowing sword. Gawn says my weapon is called the Devilsword. He stole devil-metal from Nevergawn eons ago, and now grows it, and uses it to make weapons for his allies. I swing the sword around. It shifts into different weapons. Gawn gives me something like a mouthpiece boxers wear. He says it's the Bloodstone of Nevergawn. He says he collected some of Nevergawn's blood, and infused it into stones. It will confuse Nevergawn's servants into thinking I am one of them. I put it in my mouth, and bite down on it. Something that tastes like sweet blood comes out of the stone, and my eyes glow yellow. I grow hooves and I become large and hairy. Gawn laughs. He says we are all DevilWarriors, and bows to us.

He claps us on the back and shakes our hands. Then, he gets on the strange goat-dragon and flies into the sky, going into a portal.

We 'awake' in the Biodome.

"Was that a dream?" someone says.

"We are still dreaming!"

"Wowsers!" says Angel. "I am going back to sleep!"