Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

DC, on me returning something like a big meat fork he gave me (or let me borrow):

"They're not good in surgery."

One of mine:
(Walking into a room)
Me:"Where is Edmund?"
Then a wraith popped out, but I woke myself up before he could do anything.
This thread is a riot! It definetly should be sticky.

In a dream last night, I was a correctional officer who for some reason had let a prisoner out of the van at my home to let two girls see him, because they had some sort of a fetish about prisoners.

Blonde Girl, staring: "You know, he's kind of cute in that long pink pants kind of way."
Me, pulling gun out: "Alright. That's enough. EVERYBODY BACK IN THE VAN!"
Other correctional officer: -Whips gun out as well and looks around.-



I somehow missed that the prisoner was wearing fluoro pink trousers with his regular blue prison issue jacket, and failed to become lucid.

I was waiting in line to take a school yearbook picture. The woman photographer asked:

"Where is your cookie? make sure it has no chocolate chips in it...."

Can't really remember what he said exactly but after i threw a bale of hay (we were in a hayloft) at him my brother gave me a dirty look and told me something along the lines of "If you must throw a bale at me at least let me know what kind of bale it is".

I was in subway, instructing the counter help on the correct way to construct a turkey sandwich. When out of nowhere she goes, "Would you like wheat Bologna with that?"

I get confused and go "why yes, that sounds delic- ...what?"

I remember once at Dairy Queen, I saw this guy sitting by the window. He was really hot so I wanted to talk to him.
I tried to start a conversation;

Me: "Hi. What are you looking at?"
Him: "You want to have sex don't you?"

I stopped and stared for a few minutes and said,"Why do you?"

He said yes.

We didn't do anything though. We just stared at each other and then I woke up.
._________. I facepalmed myself for not tasting Dream Dairy Queen's ice cream later on.
UGGGGGGGH

hahaha this just happened:

A DC walks into my room and sees the tv.
Guy: "What are you watching?"
Me: "It's a show about Pavlov."
Guy: "The Saliva Man?"
Me: "Yea, apparently he used to dress up as a woman and figure skate."

And yes. It was actually on the tv (He looked like Freud, though, not Pavlov)! Score!!! hahahhaha

Its my signature!

The other night: "Lift up your shirt, show Batman your six-pack and make the bastard jealous!"

This is from one of the first few dreams I ever wrote down, when I was 12.

I was with my best friend at the time, Sarah, and we were in Taco Bell, I believe. She looked at the menu and said, "BEAN! This place is expensive!"

She used "bean" like an expletive-- we thought that was so hilarious at 12 years old. haha.

My friend and I were sitting in the back of his car, and his little sister (9 years old) was in the driver's seat. An old lady comes running across the street and says "Grace! (The girl's name) I told you to eat the squid before you drive!" I immediately woke up from fear of being in a car in which Grace was driving.

I don't know if this counts...
In a non-lucid dream I had last night, after my friend blew up our car and killed us, we respawned (like in a video game). I told him "Next time I should drive because we have a bad save point and now we have to replay a lot of the mission. I don't want to die again and respawn here again."

I found myself in a lucid and I wanted some background music. I start humming the song Spybreak, hoping for some nice action fun, and I could hear it playing but out of sync with my humming. I started trying harder, and out of everywhere came this huge voice, "YOU CAN ONLY SING SONGS ABOUT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!"

"You can put the frog in the microwave as long as you look at it's butt."- EchoSun13

Guy: How is it going?
Me: Uhh, good? Why?
Guy: Your dreaming.
Me: What??
Guy: No reality checks. Chocolate will rain!!!
Me: Why is that bad?
Guy: It will make a pool taste bad.
Me: Oh, OK.

I was having this really big argument with my mum and she was nearly crying then she shouted " I DON'T CHOP ONIONS, I JUST HANDLE THEM! "

Originally Posted by PSPSoldier534

Guy: How is it going?
Me: Uhh, good? Why?
Guy: Your dreaming.
Me: What??
Guy: No reality checks. Chocolate will rain!!!
Me: Why is that bad?
Guy: It will make a pool taste bad.
Me: Oh, OK.

Best. LD. Ever.
My DC grandma said "Lose lucidity now! Lucidity makes you die!"

Originally Posted by Ryuinfinity

Best. LD. Ever.
My DC grandma said "Lose lucidity now! Lucidity makes you die!"

LOL that's so funny and random... hahahahaha!

random DC girl on a coach: "mmm. You smell like air."
I think I reciprocated this surreal observation.

Anyone else think its like our brain is suddenly retarded and trying to think of a way for us to not become lucid?

Like you know, distracting us with something like a threat about chocolate rain making our swimming pool taste bad if we reality check?

Originally Posted by Conquer

Anyone else think its like our brain is suddenly retarded and trying to think of a way for us to not become lucid?

Like you know, distracting us with something like a threat about chocolate rain making our swimming pool taste bad if we reality check?

Yea I would totally lose lucidity if he showed up!

lmao thats really random and funny.

(Off topic) From just hearing the beginning, sounds like he has a nice voice though.

My girlfriend: I hate naked trees. I lol'd.