Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

I was holding my older sister, who had just suffered a serious injury. Her husband (an EMT) was getting gauze and stuff out of a first aid kit. She started whispering. So I put my ear close to her mouth. I thought she was whispering important things, the last things she would say to her husband. So I dutifully repeated everthing she said. One of the things was, "Do you shave your ass?"

I had a classic the other night. I was dreaming I was in a military briefing room with other soldiers. The commander was going over our mission with us.

His parting words of advise were: "Gentlemen, be careful out there. They are armed with G-strings."

I woke up and almost wet the bed laughing.

One of my DCs the other night said this just randomly -
"Oh hi, I wish my religion was a parallel chromatic"

I'm still a little confused :S

I was dreaming that me and a DC were flying in some cyber world when i suddenly become lucid

me:im finally lucid

DC:stupid kid your just flying around in a circle

i lost lucidity, stupid bastard

I knocked for this girl last night and a guy i know answered in a dress and said helloooo david even though im not david.

I crapped myself!

Me: Can I drive the hovercraft?

DC: No

Me: Please?

DC: No

Me: <becomes lucid> Well this is just a dream anyway, so what does it matter?

DC: This isnt a dream

Me: Well Im still going to drive

DC: No

Me: Yes, I am

DC: <slowly fades into nothing>

Originally Posted by Flicker Flare

Me: Can I drive the hovercraft?

DC: No

Me: Please?

DC: No

Me: <becomes lucid> Well this is just a dream anyway, so what does it matter?

DC: This isnt a dream

Me: Well Im still going to drive

DC: No

Me: Yes, I am

DC: <slowly fades into nothing>

Lol.

And, once again, we have missed the water thanks to our good friends, the Navy!
-Myself(non-lucid), attempting to race to the water at the beach.

Lol, this random girl was talking to me for a while about a rock pile. Then she said "That is why I have to kill you!" after that me and two other random DCs were crushed from three large boulders... don't ask. I survived!

Man, these are all great and have me cracking up!

I will try and pay close attention to what people say in my dreams from now on so I can contribute to this thread!

"Hey! Hey! HEY! Did you know you are most likely to be robbed by your cousin?!"

I had one today when napping today.

Not lucid
I was in my kitchen, reaching for some meat cuts on a tray on a high shelf when they fell on me knocking me over. They were heavy and I couldn't get up, so I called for help. Then finally my older brother comes after I get the meat off me but I'm still laying down.

Me: I was trying to get one of the cuts till they fell, I tryed to getaway-

Bro: Oh, you should of ran forward instead of backward. Then they would of landed on your feet.

Me: Oh, uhh thanks. (starting to become lucid) Anyway, I got whupped and-

Bro: AH, you got whup!! *during he kicks me in the ribs*

I woke up...

I had a lucid dream not that long ago where I was in a bank, running on the desks just being stupid(for a quick laugh). And my friend told me to hop down and that the bank manager wanted to see me, and the manager passed me a form to sign saying that I wasnt dreaming. He gave me a pen and was waiting for me to sign it. So I wrote 'NO!' on his right cheek in green and laughed at him(it looked funny cause it was near his mouth as if to speak it). Then I think I jumped through the window and the dream went on. It spun me out he wanted me to sign a form though... I think if I had I wouldve lost lucidity.

Originally Posted by Tombe

i was at the movies and the person behind me was cooking sausages on a mini BBQ makeing a very loud sizzling noise, i turned around and said,
"stop f**king cooking your hamburgers!!!"
DC - "what the hell do you think I'm supposed to do at the theaters!?"

i was so confused i just stood there and looked at him while he kept cooking.
another DC a few seats down walked up to me and said, "that guys seriously needs vanilla"

????????????????????????

lol thats hilarious

Written on a golden sign over the door of a cheap bar:

The Pirates
90% beer
All with straws

Originally Posted by Vex Kitten

I had a LD in which I informed DCs they were in my dream. I showed off my dream powers to them by holding out my hand out before each. Told them to think of something they wanted. Whatever the chars mentally wished for I made appear in my hand. Got through the crowd, all the DCs were happy with their gifts.

My sister was last. She wanted a bottle of whiskey. I made it appear in the palm of my hand. She got a big cheesey smile on her face and said, "I like your dreams, I'm coming back more often."

that is awesome

This thread is so hilarious xDDD

Once I was busy battling a giant mech when a dream character radioed me:
"Hey! You won't believe how awesome my new hot chocolate recipe is! You've gotta try some!!!"

in a non-lucid dream, me and my sis were at a public washroom when two athletic guys (yes GUYS in the women's w/c) walk by and one of them looks at me and
he says: Yabadabadoo!
me and sis: laugh real hard
he continues: I say 'yaba' and you say 'doo!'.. Yaba!
Me and Sis (jokingly): doo!
and we laughed.

he walks away smiling. i was thinking "'yabadabadoo'? is he for real?!" haha. so smooth

I never talk to DCs or have ever heard them speak, at least not that i
can remember. I flew into a huge party once and i think i heard
conversations then, but it was so long ago i cant remember now!
All i ever do is fly and explore on my own...
So i guess i cant play!

Originally Posted by Sweet Dreams

in a non-lucid dream, me and my sis were at a public washroom when two athletic guys (yes GUYS in the women's w/c) walk by and one of them looks at me and
he says: Yabadabadoo!
me and sis: laugh real hard
he continues: I say 'yaba' and you say 'doo!'.. Yaba!
Me and Sis (jokingly): doo!
and we laughed.

he walks away smiling. i was thinking "'yabadabadoo'? is he for real?!" haha. so smooth

I like that.

I don't remember any DCs talking to me. Maybe I should make a list of questions to ask them.

I'm making a breakfast sandwich in a supermarket, when I suddenly my legs stop working normally. I can only move them 1 ft at a time, any further and an invisible force stops them. The more I try to force them to move further, the more they burn and resist my attempts. I hobble my way over to a table where some people are eating, and ask one of them if they know why my legs won't move. He says, "That's normal, it happens to soccer players sometimes." Not being a soccer player, I conclude that I must've overworked my leg muscles somehow the previous day, and this is what happens.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

while I was having sex with a DC, I tried to maintain lucidity by having a conversation with him during the sexing, to which he replied

"Will you please shut up?"

HAHAHAHA!!! Excellent...

I was flying along lucidly when I saw a gook loking girl at an open window. When she saw me flying toward her she closed the window, but being lucid I flew right through the glass into the room and said "I wonder if Lois Lane ever tried to pull that on Superman?"