Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Last night I had an odd one:

Four of us were trying to advertise something or other, at a beach. The other three were discussing the right way to paint a sign directly onto the water:
"Yeah, mabye let's pull the water up so it's vertical, then paint it with spray paints"
"How are we going to pull it up?"
"Don't worry, I brought handles"
"Oh, okay, it should stay up by itself then."

I was a bit bewildered, but my dream-self assumed they knew what they were doing for about a minute, then reminded them that water is a liquid. They laughed and got pretty embarrassed that they forgot.

Originally Posted by archdreamer

Last night I had an odd one:

Four of us were trying to advertise something or other, at a beach. The other three were discussing the right way to paint a sign directly onto the water:
"Yeah, mabye let's pull the water up so it's vertical, then paint it with spray paints"
"How are we going to pull it up?"
"Don't worry, I brought handles"
"Oh, okay, it should stay up by itself then."

I was a bit bewildered, but my dream-self assumed they knew what they were doing for about a minute, then reminded them that water is a liquid. They laughed and got pretty embarrassed that they forgot.

Ahahahaha that's awesome, sounds like you were almost lucid on that one. I hate when your mind justifies crazy dream acts!

Not too funny but something from my DJ. My dream self is an asshole:

The diaper is covering it while the guy kneels over the baby, but you can see the stream of pee shooting out anyway. The guy is fumbling with the straps to get the diaper on and I say to him, “You know I have a lot of experience changing diapers.” He looks up at me all excited, and I say, “But I don’t change boys’ diapers, no way am I getting piss all over me!"

The last WILD I had, I ended being in the same room w/ Emma Watson.
I only remember the first thing she said which was my whole first name (Christopher) which I found odd b/c I dont go by that in RL nor does anybody ever call me that.

But anyways, before I could even react, she started babbling off about random stuff that was completely off topic (not that there was one). And she kept on going into a bunch of random stories and just would not stop!!! Like the freakin energizer bunny!

These are a just a couple of ones that I remember off the top of my head


This guy and a girl were having sex in a tent in a shop. This lady saw them and asked them what they were doing and the guy said "yoga".
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A drunk guy came up to my mum and called her a "cracking piece of crumpet".
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I said “This is a boring dream”. My nanna was like “huh?” and I thought ‘Oh, I must’ve woken up’.
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I was at a shop and Mika (the singer) was bouncing on a ball singing 'Love Today' and he wouldn't shut up.
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I was quoting 'The Fast Show' saying "Aren't holes brilliant" etc and then I said "Isn't school brilliant... nah, that’s horrible".
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This blind lady wanted to go to the beach so she could paint and everyone was like "why? You're blind".
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A fortune teller told Jack Nicholson that “you’re associable… with children. You like the greener room”.

This blind lady wanted to go to the beach so she could paint and everyone was like "why? You're blind".

Heh, awesome.

[Non-lucid] I was at a waterpark just going on waterslides chillin, I was with my GF and Hippo of a woman came and pointed at her at says " Wow thats a mighty fine horse ya'll got there", lol

Originally Posted by ShaunRockZ

[Non-lucid] I was at a waterpark just going on waterslides chillin, I was with my GF and Hippo of a woman came and pointed at her at says " Wow thats a mighty fine horse ya'll got there", lol

Lolz, That made me laugh quite hard!!

Speaking of DCs my dad was making fun of me in my dream yesterday "because I have a lot of junk".

In a normal dream a while ago a DC told me that I was never going to wake up. Scared the shit out of me. The thought never occurred to me that I could do whatever I wanted, but I knew I was dreaming.

But this was a while before I knew about lucid dreaming.

ok i was riding on a bike back where i used to live when i was dreaming and a DC came riding around.

real life: alarm goes off

me: i thoguht it was the DCs watch so i said dude trun it off its annoying

DC: then the DC looked at me and said man you are stupid

me: what? *then i woke up*

I got in a bit of an argument with a guy at school, but I wasn't really aware of what the problem was. After a couple of seconds, the bloke turned around and walked away in anger. I shouted at him I really didn't understand what this was all about, and then he gets back to me and says, deadly serious:

Just imagine you couldn't get on MySpace anymore, because your girlfriend had sex with a Diedeling!

This happened basically when I was in the hypnagogic state just now...not in a dream yet, but dream images/sounds seeming to form.

I was with my friend and for some reason he decided we'd do a "pinky war" (like a thumb war except with pinkies)...and then he said this:

"Well, alright...Do you want to do it turkey after turkey?"

Lol, I have no idea what that meant. But as soon as I heard that I got up to post it here, also so I wouldn't forget it.

I was at a residential training facilityf of some kind somewhere in the canadian Pacific Northwest.

Roommate Dc: "Lets walk to florida."

Me: "I don't feel like it tonight."

First post...I liked this thread a lot, figured I may as well do it here


Anyways, this first one is from the first lucid dream I had since finding this site. Well, second in a row actually, but the first dream doesn't need to be mentioned....private stuff...if you catch my drift

Sean Lock, who is a hilarious comedian, was explaining to me something about why I didnt have complete clarity.
Me: Oooh, look at me, I'm Sean Lock, I'm as tall as two men! (very sarcastically)
Sean: Yeah well I can eat a horse, just like normal people! What the hell is wrong with you?
And at this point, I woke up.

Another lucid dream a few nights later, this one took me by surprise. I wanted someone to turn up for some sexing but got a bit distracted, and when they did turn up they simply handed me some invisible bullets and told me:

Look after these, Harrison Ford is in charge.

Yeah....so there we go.

I liked the second one.

Haha, that is awesome. "Harrison Ford is in charge" haha that made me laugh

Wow, Ok so it only took me 3 days to read all 47 pages. I must say, this thread is excellent. I will have to try and keep a lookout for stupid DCs in my dreams, they're everywhere, I always remember them saying stupid stuff to me, just don't remember what they said!

I see a guy trying to drive a semi truck up the stairs inside a house.

Me (somewhat pissed): "What are you doing?"

Trucker: "I'm just getting the paper."

This is my friend Bryan's dream. He was out at sea in a giant cereal bowl. His technology teacher at school (he's a tool) is shaking the bowl, in danger of tipping it over.

Random passenger: "He's gonna tip us over!"
Bryan: "Dude let him be he has family issues"


LMAO

Im a little new - what is a "DC"?

Welcome. A DC is a Dream Character. Just random people in your dreams.

hahah 'he has family issues'

classic.

this makes me want to go to sleep so i can post some good ones.

I dream that i am looking at a computer screen and i am looking over the options .... i click on 'politics.'

Instantly i am walking north along a narrow hallway. Walking south are a number of small town guys in suits in a rush to a meeting or something.

The hallway is so narrow one of the guys and I bump into each other in our hurry walking in opposite directions.

DC Suitguy: "Hey, you know you should apologize when you bump into someone."

I think...who is this guy...he is at much at fault as I....

DC Suitguy: "I'm Mr. Expose'. I can see the weaknesses in others."

Me: "So you're like the wolf who runs in the middle of the caribou herd looking to take down the weak ones."

The DC Suitguy shows he is pleased with this observation.

Me: "So i wouldn't be surprised if i saw you running for public office somewhere."

The DC Suitguy smiles with acknowledgement, that i have understood who he is.

Hi... I'm new to the board, and have a long history of really-freaky-lucid dreaming! This topic interests me because seeing some of the weird things said makes me feel less alone. I could fill this with quotes but I'll try to pare it down to a "few" (ahem), but if anyone would like to check out my travelings the best entry point is probably:

http://realityhandbook.livejournal.com/profile

But here are some weird quotes, along with links to the rest of the relevant dreams:

Someone who looked like Mr. Sulu was reading a bunch of old internet emails and trying to explain to me about the future:

"Sulu": "There is something you need to understand about showing people Future Things. You have to be careful. It's a lot like if you are dealing with someone who has never had a grape before. When you give them their first grape you must be 100% sure it's not a sour one...because if it is sour, then every time they're asked if they want a grape after that they will say no."
(from Sour Grapes of the Future)

In response to my questioning, someone identified as "Jupiter" gave a speech:

"Jupiter": "That cat, not the cat study! Let me say it again: the CAT...NOT...the CAT STUDY! Look, you say 'Take away all the illusion and show me the truth! I want it right now! There is little yelling man made out of ice 3,000 miles away from my speaker(?) that only I can see. Now that I know he's there, I want other people to see him, so hand him over to me now so I can show them. It's my right, because it's true!' But what do you think it's going to be like once they can see what you can see, and this "truth" is laid out? No one will be impressed, not you and not anyone. They will just laugh and say oh, that ice guy, I went to school with him in a past life, he was always a joker..."
(from The Cat, not the Cat Study)

I asked a giant plush shark about the existence of God and what I could look forward to, and it had this to say:

shark: "We think of God more as...well, more like a 'preservative'...so that is the model we use when creating architecture."
(from Let God Be Your Preservative)

A DC derided our scientists, as many of my inquiries have to do with the scientific verification of life in other dimensions:

man: "Your scientific establishment consists basically of amateur surrealists. They spend all their time trying to explain how all of conscious life emerged from a pool of water molecules with no outside intervention."
(from Amateur Surrealists)

After some kind of strange transdimensional bust of an unauthorized "Matrix", I was scanned by a man and woman who found readings on me to be unusual:

woman: "It's been turned down from 16 to 18 Hulls. That's unusual, nobody uses that range anymore."
man: "Look, it's set up with two layers. One is labeled 'Bathroom Layer Normal' and the other is called 'Bathroom Layer Depraved."
(from Bathroom Layer Depraved)

One was trying to give me a quiz to see if I was authorized to view Wikipedia. He showed me a map that looked nothing like California:

man: "All right, we give you the California test. Let us say that you are running a boat rental company... here. One day a lion comes to you and wishes to rent a boat to take out for a day in honor of his great home country of North Korea. Do you let him rent the boat?"
(from Human Hedgehogs)

In response to some inquiries, an Indian Youth had an odd contemplative religious question I found a bit striking:

indian youth: "Do you believe Adam's apple has... a long, long lineage?"
(from Noi Si Cerul)

Ok...well I could go on, but I'll stop. Lots more weirdness in the journal, and I welcome readers and commentators. Looking forward to chatting here!