Someone posted this on their little forum part at the cern website. Thought it was funny..


"If disaster movies have taught us anything, it is that only when the party is over and everyone is a little tipsy, the problems will arise.

At that point, one lowly scientist (possible of Asian origin) will still be working in his office - despite regular calls of 'Hu! It's all fine, come out here and have some champagne'. He shouts out 'In a minute, I'm just checking something' Then to himself 'This is wrong. This is all wrong. Planck's constant shouldn't be varying like that.'

And then it all goes wrong.

Jeez, were you born yesterday!

Mark my words... come Friday, we'll all be eating black holes for breakfast with lashings of superheated strange milk."