Mystery Substance Comes to Shore of Alaskan Village

**Oneironaut Zero** · 08-08-2011 05:09 PM

Mystery substance comes to shore of Alaskan village – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

Weird. Anyone wanna take a stab at what this might be?

**Marvo** · 08-08-2011 05:31 PM

Orange oil paint.

**Xei** · 08-08-2011 06:14 PM

Some kind of algae? Orange paint? Chemical spill? This is a fun game.

**Marvo** · 08-08-2011 06:18 PM

Acid rain. Causes a chemical reaction in the soil, which has been previously, but undetected, poluted by a substance that combines with sulfuric acid to create an orange oily slime.

**Xei** · 08-08-2011 06:25 PM

Mars poop.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 08-08-2011 06:37 PM

I'm holding out hope for the remnants of a Cheeto-barge that was blown up by pirates, myself.

**Original Poster** · 08-08-2011 06:52 PM

They're not even sure yet if it's organic or not? Sounds like a big steamy article of bullshit.

**JShockley** · 08-08-2011 06:56 PM

If they aren't sure if it's organic. Shouldn't they be a tad worried? &I'm also going with the cheetoh barge. I'v seen the effects of cheetoh dust.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 08-08-2011 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

Sounds like a big steamy article of bullshit.

Not sure how you came to this conclusion - or what exactly you mean? The article simply says they don't know what it is. What bullshit claim are you accusing it of?

**nina** · 08-08-2011 07:25 PM

It seems like they would have at least some info about the substance. Instead there's...absolutely nothing. I don't like articles like this. Give me some information damnit. It's like those stupid big foot shows on tv. No satisfaction.

**Xei** · 08-08-2011 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Not sure how you came to this conclusion - or what exactly you mean? The article simply says they don't know what it is. What bullshit claim are you accusing it of?

Don't worry about it, he's not very smart. Don't spoil his fun though; the article is NWO misinformation.

**Jeff777** · 08-08-2011 08:17 PM

Muhammad's goo?

**Alric** · 08-09-2011 12:27 AM

Apparently they don't own microscopes in Alaska.

**juroara** · 08-09-2011 01:28 AM

first contact?

**Forsaken** · 08-09-2011 10:03 AM

Alaskan village's mystery substance is mass of eggs, lab says - CNN.com

**Darkmatters** · 08-09-2011 10:26 AM

First contact FTW!!!

Looks like they finally found Alaska's microscope.

How the hell do crustacean eggs get in rainwater barrels? Picked up by a hurricane or something, and dumped in a rainstorm?

**Xei** · 08-09-2011 12:21 PM

Making it rain caviar at the onset of a global depression is just another of God's ideas for a funny joke.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 08-09-2011 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Darkmatters

How the hell do crustacean eggs get in rainwater barrels? Picked up by a hurricane or something, and dumped in a rainstorm?

Most likely, yeah. It's been said to rain fish, and other animals, but I've never actually seen this happen. Would be pretty cool, though. Haha. Still kinda creepy, though. I mean, imagine playing (or sexing) in the rain, and having fish/crustacean eggs dumped all over you. Lol. If these are crustacean eggs, though, it must have been from multiple broods, because that's a whole lot of crab egg to come from one spot in the ocean.

I suddenly wish I hadn't deleted Cloverfield from my PC. I feel like watching it again.

**tommo** · 08-09-2011 12:38 PM

DAMNIT! I was hoping for propulsion gel.... blast!

**Original Poster** · 08-09-2011 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Not sure how you came to this conclusion - or what exactly you mean? The article simply says they don't know what it is. What bullshit claim are you accusing it of?

I mean how the fuck did it take them so long to find a microscope? I don't know why I assumed they'd have one available. How did they have no one around who could make a proper examination? Why did they write this article before basic facts got out? The article was designed to stir people up for what I assumed was probably nothing.