Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

6/15
-Super random stuff, meet Oneironaut Zero

Last night
-Trying to catch an evil lady, end up turning into a vampire and getting mind controlled
-In a club trying to catch a bad guy, come across a room full of naked women
-My best friend wants to have sex with me
-Three of us have the same student ID number

Yeah... I don't know either.

I try to catch an evil patroness who who lives in a huge mansion, and is probably guilty of a murder, but is absconding on the basis of lack of evidence, and yeah, she plays pacman in order to control the robotic troops that guard her mansion, and I also play pacman with her and beat her at it; in the end, I win.

I accidentally get forced on a bus that is running late and won't stop anywhere until it is on time, then end up visiting my friends, the Kingslands in another state, before things turn into a live version of Runescape where I am helping them out on a quest I'd done in the past, where John Barrowman has been hired to act one of the roles.

-For Father's Day, Wife and kids buy me a real-time strategy game where I fight an epic naval battle that's narrated by the Galaxy Quest lady from melanieb's avatar

My newly found dream guide taught me how to fly.

I signed up for a football team....And i don't like football, why would my dream self do that to me ( American football ). But with that aside, it was a pretty cool dream actually.

My house exploded.

Thrice times.

Ya' hear me? THIS MANY!

I don't know, something about work and the out of town managers giving us instructions on how to deal with increased business. The dream would have been vastly improved by zombies.

OK, this can get weird now. Sorry for using 2 lines.

Seven youngsters, trained by a retired Panda, who is actually a Kung Fu Master, take on the armies of Megatron and Clockwerk to save the universe. In the end, they defeat the Mega-Clock-Tron by tapping into the Power of the Universe and restoring peace to the universe.

_ was there (or so I thought) until I woke up and I realized he had kicked me in my sleep and left with my friends so after I convinced myself I had dreamt it I decided to leave (my house was for some reason Eric's from Boy Meets World) but just as I did _ came running up and half-tackled me onto the lawn.

Fantasizing and summoning dream guy

i had a pet cow and sent myself a package of rubbish which was the contents out of my hand bag

Running a new business from a house with my dad. Playing some form of new sport inside a rainbow filled lake arena with cartooney aliens flying about. Infected sandwiches that have the potential to turn you into a zombie.

Yup, the usual mundane stuff

-Showing people what programs and phones they should use to help avoid being tracked by the government
-Had to decide between a moral, immoral, or in between method of killing zombies, until I thought that the whole thing was ridiculous and took the immoral chainsaw

-Micro-lucid where I'm walking through a labyrinth holding a sword, preparing to battle a man in black armor and his three wardogs

-False awakening where I'm laying in bed with a bunch of my kids' toys and irritably toss them out, wondering How am I supposed to lucid dream with all this crap in the bed?

-Lucid dream where I obsess about my DC's appearance, walk through a water park of doppelgangers, and again botch a summon of NewArtemis:
Vanity at The Doppelganger Water Park - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

People's fate were decided by candles.
Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views - GrannyPigms - Dream Journals

Another work dream, something to do with giant display tiles on pallets in topstock; and then writing lyrics down on a blank sheet of paper and some guy making me feel stupid for writing the wrong words.

-Lucid dream where a jet of water from a sprinkler head pushes me down the street, into flight, and through the void to a hotel in the 1920s
Water Pressure - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Garter Snake kept transforming to and from a cute dog,

Ted Nugent's army bombed the hotel I was staying at while my family was hiking in the woods. My mom told me it wasn't real because Hillary Clinton wasn't there.

I also had a girlfriend in another dream. It was weird because I'm gay...

The produce section was suddenly a zoo (literally) and my excitement over the cuteness of tigers, baby hippos and elephants soon turned to horror as some unknown animal started relentlessly humping my helpless friend.


I tried to help but I was so disturbed I just woke up instead.

Originally Posted by Woodstock

I also had a girlfriend in another dream. It was weird because I'm gay...

I've had a million girlfriend dreams and I'm seemingly straight lol. But in my dreams it doesn't seem to matter, lucids included. Interestingly, there's a paper about how mice that were genetically altered to lack serotonin didn't distinguish between partners of different sexes, but they started to again when they when serotonergic activity was exogenously restored. It was a little bit controversial because of people trying to say that serotonin played a role in sexual orientation, but really all it proved is that mice might not care so much who or what they're fucking as long as they're doing it when they have low or no serotonin. But I bring it up because serotonin levels are at their absolute lowest during REM sleep. We seem to be alike mice in most other ways so it wouldn't surprise me if this change loosened some of our preferences in dreams.

Originally Posted by Alyzarin

I've had a million girlfriend dreams and I'm seemingly straight lol. But in my dreams it doesn't seem to matter, lucids included. Interestingly, there's a paper about how mice that were genetically altered to lack serotonin didn't distinguish between partners of different sexes, but they started to again when they when serotonergic activity was exogenously restored. It was a little bit controversial because of people trying to say that serotonin played a role in sexual orientation, but really all it proved is that mice might not care so much who or what they're fucking as long as they're doing it when they have low or no serotonin. But I bring it up because serotonin levels are at their absolute lowest during REM sleep. We seem to be alike mice in most other ways so it wouldn't surprise me if this change loosened some of our preferences in dreams.

That's strange. It just makes me wonder why straight people don't have more gay dreams and gay people don't have more straight dreams. Maybe mice are different?

I'm with a group of people led by Jack from Lost, he tells me to set an alarm clock, and a woman gives me a pill that will make me lucid (which it does); the idea is that I will dreamwalk to the location we're investigating and my subconscious will leave them messages on its interpretation of the evidence. (It was pretty neat. Jack was kind of mean to me though :/)