1000 Things To Do in an LD - EPIC EDITIONNNNNNN!!!

**Avian** · 10-01-2014 02:51 AM

This is 1000 things to do in an LD, but only about EPIC things. The standard quirky and cool isn't enough anymore. Now we need... wait for it.... EPICNESSSSS. This means anything that is super intense, excessively violent, legendary feats, or generally anything that could be considered epic. I'll start with some good examples.

1. The first and what I think is the coolest: war against your subconscious. Wage a war against them with the two of you being the commanders of the opposing armies. In the end battle them in a 1v1 deathmatch and see who is the strongest.

2. Surf on some crazy cloud terrain, and when it turns into a thunderstorm evade lightning strikes and try not to get wrecked by massive "cloud waves"

3. Turn into a titan - any creature with mind-boggling strength and battle against the puny humans.

4. Drop an "imagination" bomb and watch as the landscape is distorted, morphed, and shredded, by raw imagination.

5. Do Madara vs. Allied Forces. If you don't know what that is go to this video and watch 2:00 to 8:20: Madara vs Naruto and Shinobi Aliance Full Fight English Sub HD 360p - YouTube. Only this time make the army much bigger and the terrain much cooler. And the attacks more intense. Basically this but on steroids.

**Avian** · 10-01-2014 04:08 AM

Also feel free to repost from other threads, as I just want this to be a condensed list of epic things for thrill-seeking oneironauts to have access to.

6. Bestow god-like powers on a DC

7. Do anything epic, but change the emotional theme and add likewise themed music. Example, make it seem really sad just by thinking that, and then make sad music start playing.

8. Another thing about music: be a Scottish warrior in the medieval days while bagpipes are playing.

9. Take yourself and a DC to a setting where you both have firebending, but the catch is that your power is fueled by emotion and your control is fueled by focus. Then battle them in a duel. This might actually be challenging because you will have to get enough emotion to have power but not too much or you will lose focus and not be able to control it. It might seem like this is too precise of a situation to do, but you probably can if you really want to.

10. Surf on lava during a volcanic eruption.

**Gaea** · 10-01-2014 06:51 AM

11. Do everything
12. Do nothing
13. Do something

**OpaLexyStyle** · 10-01-2014 02:59 PM

14. Operate Iron Man's Suit
15. Time travel to 1900s
16. Try to imagine having a family and have a different world so that even if you are awake, the world keeps on going and living an when u go to sleep you are back in it

**LDman** · 10-01-2014 07:09 PM

17.Travel to the beginning of time and beyond if that's even imaginable...

**Avian** · 10-01-2014 08:31 PM

18. Watch two planets collide

**blazingnyancat** · 10-08-2014 02:25 AM

19. Go into the DB/Z/GT Universe become a Saiyan/Human/Namekian/Acorsian/Android/Majin and rage a war against the strongest fighters in Dragon Ball/Z/GT

**Avian** · 10-08-2014 02:48 AM

20. "Go insane". Go completely batshit crazy in your dream using whatever method you want, but I would say the most likely to be successful would be ingesting/drinking/smoking/injecting something that "makes you crazy" or doing something crazy like punching a mirror or eating someone. Let the most volatile parts of your subconscious take over the dream. Let your senses touch or even mix. Also get sensory overload; crazy changing colors, sounds, etc. Have the terrain go crazy. Just crazy stuff.

**Box77** · 10-08-2014 06:41 PM

21. Go to Hell and kick Lucifer's ass
22. Go to Heaven and pull God's beard to the floor.
23. Create your own universe.

**PercyLucid** · 10-08-2014 06:49 PM

24. Travel to another dimension.
25. Destroy planet Earth.
26. Crash the moon into Earth.
27. Morph into a Greek god and force humans to praise you.

**Saizaphod** · 10-08-2014 07:35 PM

28. Surf on a like 300ft tall tsunami whilst epic score is playing

**Yumnش** · 10-08-2014 08:08 PM

29. Help a DC with the ambition to return with you in waking life.

**Avian** · 10-09-2014 04:07 AM

30. Make everything slow motion. Jump down the stairs in slow motion. Shoot a gun in slow motion. Break things in slow motion. Throw someone in slow motion. Eat chocolate in slow motion.

31. Fight endless hordes of randomized bad guys (robots, zombies, aliens, monsters, agents from the matrix) using randomized superpowers. Only the catch is that you can only have these superpowers while naked and with a boner. Yes, this is very very fucked up, but I feel like it would be extremely hilarious and very epic at the same time. Needless to say girls can't do this, sorry. Or I don't know, if this is too weird for you make it holding your breath instead.

32. Battle on two giant space cruisers in a standard futuristic space-era world. Maybe put some slow motion in this too.

**Box77** · 10-09-2014 11:49 AM

33. Become a super villain and destroy all Comic super heroes... including Flash...

**Cookino** · 10-09-2014 01:40 PM

Oh boy, here we go again!

34. Fart a universe.
35. Make two galaxies colide.
36. Shoot yourself at the speed of light at a wall.

**mimihigurashi** · 10-09-2014 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Avian

5. Do Madara vs. Allied Forces. If you don't know what that is go to this video and watch 2:00 to 8:20: Madara vs Naruto and Shinobi Aliance Full Fight English Sub HD 360p - YouTube. Only this time make the army much bigger and the terrain much cooler. And the attacks more intense. Basically this but on steroids.

You serious? Wow, a naruto fan here, nice. Madara is my favourite character of, like, ever, I am totally doing that, I thought of it a long time ago xD But even if you make the army bigger he would still stomp them easily.

**tofur** · 10-09-2014 09:29 PM

37. Create your own town and visit it every night. Same buildings on main street, same people.

38. Orgasm over and over and over again.

39. Experience the dropping away of ego, "ego death".

**Avian** · 10-10-2014 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by mimihigurashi

You serious? Wow, a naruto fan here, nice. Madara is my favourite character of, like, ever, I am totally doing that, I thought of it a long time ago xD But even if you make the army bigger he would still stomp them easily.

That is the point. The only thing wrong with that is that the part where he was owning everyone wasn't long enough. Towards the end it started to shift towards the classic anime format, the shit dialogue-type battle. Basically talking mixed with the occasional unwieldy super move. Example:
Madara summons a meteor.. the only thing epic about it is that it is so big... it happens to actually be falling quite slowly (very unwieldy)
Everyone: OMG WHAT DO WE DO I DONT KNOW
Then one guy inspires everyone with some stupid speech and they are all like OH YA SUCH A GOOD IDEA so they somehow manage to survive but a few unrelated people probably die and they might milk it for emotional effect. Then another super move.

Dragonballz is the worst show for this but Naruto can get pretty bad at times as well.

Therefore, I think a dream version of this battle could even be many times cooler than in the show because:
1. It could last as long as you want
2. You are the one owning everyone
3. You can use all kinds of cool powers not mentioned in the show (not just unwieldy super-moves, although he only used one in this fight [and it wasn't so bad])
4. You can own way more people.

**mimihigurashi** · 10-10-2014 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Avian

That is the point. The only thing wrong with that is that the part where he was owning everyone wasn't long enough. Towards the end it started to shift towards the classic anime format, the shit dialogue-type battle. Basically talking mixed with the occasional unwieldy super move. Example:
Madara summons a meteor.. the only thing epic about it is that it is so big... it happens to actually be falling quite slowly (very unwieldy)
Everyone: OMG WHAT DO WE DO I DONT KNOW
Then one guy inspires everyone with some stupid speech and they are all like OH YA SUCH A GOOD IDEA so they somehow manage to survive but a few unrelated people probably die and they might milk it for emotional effect. Then another super move.

Dragonballz is the worst show for this but Naruto can get pretty bad at times as well.

Therefore, I think a dream version of this battle could even be many times cooler than in the show because:
1. It could last as long as you want
2. You are the one owning everyone
3. You can use all kinds of cool powers not mentioned in the show (not just unwieldy super-moves, although he only used one in this fight [and it wasn't so bad])
4. You can own way more people.

Haha, yeah, I hate when that happens. So cliche and cheesy and unrealistic. But fixable in a LD. No plot shield to save them there, damn I'm gonna be kinda evil during Naruto battles.. or nah, rather realistic. No emotional speeches to magically save everyone who is important to the plot, everyone should get what's coming for them lol.

**Avian** · 10-10-2014 03:45 PM

Exactly! When I redo it in my dreams, there will be no magical power they get to stop me. I'm just gonna wreck all of them.

**SinisterDezz** · 10-18-2014 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by tofur

37. Create your own town and visit it every night. Same buildings on main street, same people.

38. Orgasm over and over and over again.

39. Experience the dropping away of ego, "ego death".

Oh sweet lord.

Everyone needs to experience this at least once.

It's also a good thing to note that you shouldn't do this when you need to focus or talk to someone shortly after.
You will look like you found the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and simply can't process it.

EDIT: I suggest you do this with lucid dreaming, and not illegal substances. I rather not be responsible for strangers being arrested for taking shrooms.

**AmicusSomniatus** · 10-18-2014 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by SinisterDezz

Oh sweet lord.

Everyone needs to experience this at least once.

It's also a good thing to note that you shouldn't do this when you need to focus or talk to someone shortly after.
You will look like you found the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and simply can't process it.

EDIT: I suggest you do this with lucid dreaming, and not illegal substances. I rather not be responsible for strangers being arrested for taking shrooms.

Excellent Answer. It's amazing the answers you find from within.

**LDleader** · 10-18-2014 06:41 PM

40. Go into space and become supersize. Them spawn a super sized villain and fight him with planets, asteroids, and stars.

**Chewnie91** · 10-18-2014 07:11 PM

41. Challenge Jet Li in hand to hand combat and defeat him
42. Travel to the sight of the Big Bang
43. Create your own Lord of the Rings like world

**Hilary** · 10-19-2014 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by SinisterDezz

Oh sweet lord.

Everyone needs to experience this at least once.

It's also a good thing to note that you shouldn't do this when you need to focus or talk to someone shortly after.
You will look like you found the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and simply can't process it.

EDIT: I suggest you do this with lucid dreaming, and not illegal substances. I rather not be responsible for strangers being arrested for taking shrooms.

How would you recommend doing this in a LD? I'd really like to try it!

- Experience unconditional love. (Intense experience! I imagine it's a lot like the above.)
- Ask to see your children in the future (Expect to wake up crying)
- Experience the platonic solids. . . (Nty)