Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

**Din** · 10-12-2011 07:48 AM

Two that I can think of. One occurred a couple months back, the other last night.

First, the one that happened a couple of months ago:

Me: Ah, hi, friend! I haven't seen you since... wow, I dunno how long ago.

Friend: Yeah, how've you been?

Me: Good, good. You know, I just had my first few lucid dreams recently.

Friend: Ah, how'd that go?

(Continue conversation until, a few minutes later, I wake up.)

Me: DAMN IT!

Then, the one last night:

Alright, this was a somewhat strange dream involving another friend whom is now living in the opposite end of the US as me (going to college out-of-state, she finished high school after her sophomore year. Needless to say, she's REALLY brilliant, funny, and kind. I still sorta miss her). I was walking down a hallway when, suddenly, I stumble upon a book written by said friend. After sifting through the book, I look at the table of contents. As I look at the chapters, I kid you not, there are a few chapters that read "DILDs and WILDs". How THAT did not tip me off I do not know. Now, I could've taken notice of that, but no. Instead, I became obsessed with finding a chapter labelled, "[Din], why did you have to change?" Later, the dream ended and, after contemplating the odd dream for a bit, I subsequently kicked myself for missing lucidity there.

**lawilahd** · 10-12-2011 08:20 PM

i cracked each of my fingers individually on purpose, then some guests came over and i had to shake their hands with my half broken fingers with the bone sticking out. Afterward I was sad that I had broken my fingers and I was wondering why I didn't take myself to the hospital. It was quite the wierd dream

**Box77** · 10-14-2011 02:51 AM

I was staring at a recurrent dreamscape, then I told my brother: Hey! I use to dream with that but I never realize it's a dream!

**AlexHumva** · 10-14-2011 03:48 AM

I literally had a dream a few days ago where I was muttering 'I'm dreaming...' over and over. And never became lucid.

That, my friends, tops the books. >.<

**Finlander** · 10-14-2011 02:20 PM

Once I was killing vampires (from oblivion) with a daedric dagger. In alocal mall. My old school teacher as a cashier. :/

**Musicdreamer** · 10-14-2011 03:00 PM

last night i looked at my hands and it was all blurry and vague, i also had like 15 vingers lol but then i didn't become lucid

**BobbyLance** · 10-18-2011 01:47 PM

I was driving this monster truck(I still don't have a drivers license) while being chased by zombies, but that's not all, this hot lady is blowing me up

.With all those weird stuff, I was still not able to become Lucid.

**gab** · 10-18-2011 04:47 PM

How about a sign that says LUCID. I finished a crossword puzzle on a big piece of paper. Someone took it from me and turned the paper towards me. The word LUCID kinda zoomed out from the paper and hovered in the air.

**Appe96** · 10-18-2011 07:16 PM

I had a dream that I was trying to become lucid with a bounch other guys...

**whiterain** · 10-19-2011 12:12 AM

currently constantly telling stories of old dreams and dream locations without becoming lucid for a while...

"oh this is a cool place, i remember this from that dream last week. funny how its suddenly just jumped here into reality like that again....!"

**Zephyrus** · 10-19-2011 09:56 AM

Me: "I should be having another lucid soonish"
other person "You'll have a lucid on your second dream"
me: "but my dream recall is pretty crud, I won't remember it"

**Blooper** · 10-24-2011 09:57 PM

I feel really stupid in my dreams. A lot of times I say out loud "Wow, this does not seem normal. At all. Welp" and then I continue on like nothing ever happened. xP

**JoeyBelgier** · 10-25-2011 07:34 PM

Last night I said "This could as well be a dream" IN my dream. Could punch myself when I woke up. On the other hand I was happy, it's a good step in the right direction. The dream was also very vivid and detailed, something I can't recall having that much. Dreaming quite a lot lately.

**JoeyBelgier** · 10-25-2011 07:37 PM

Oh, I forgot to mention, I was constantly doing RC's on my way to school this morning, just hoping xD I also had a FA in said dream x.x sorry for the doublepost, found it worth sharing.

**Waterknight** · 10-26-2011 12:11 AM

This morning I had a dream where I was telling someone about a dream I had yesterday morning. I should have thought that I coud have been dreaming if I was thinking about dreams.

**JoeyBelgier** · 10-30-2011 03:44 PM

2nd time this week >_< This night, I was dreaming some random stuff and at a certain point I was like, "Ehrm, what the hell, this is a dream.."

For one or other reason I just thought "oh well, I'm busy, let's continue", in stead of doing a RC and finally getting lucid

**EpicZombeh** · 10-30-2011 07:37 PM

I once walked through fire that was shot by a dragon with a human's head while it attacked my elementary school.... (Fireballs are one of my dream signs)

**JohnnyBoi** · 10-31-2011 12:53 AM

When I realized I was a serial killer. I was Caucasian even though I'm black. I was married and I had a son even though I'm very young.

**Clovy** · 11-01-2011 04:07 AM

Since I got my first lucid dream, I have always pretty much gotten lucid simply by questioning if I was dreaming. My dream body would immediately get all tingly and I would just double check by seeing if I could fly. So my latest interesting dream involved me using telekinesis to move stuff around in my room. I thought damn this is really cool that I can do this. Then I thought "well actually this is really weird.. this cant be real, am I dreaming?" This time I didn't get that tingly feeling, so I try to fly and I fall flat on my face! So I thought.. "hmm this is weird, but it must be real cause I couldn't fly" I felt so stupid when I woke up lol

**Toozul** · 11-01-2011 04:48 PM

Gandalf was telling me about how i could have and stay in lucid dreams easily by self-suggestion but i didn't listen.

**Amity** · 11-01-2011 08:13 PM

Great thread!

I lost lucidity mid-dream and had a lengthy non-lucid dream where my brother took me to court for "forcing him" to become lucid in the previous dream...

The DJ entry is here: Taking My Brother Flying

**rubies3** · 11-02-2011 03:17 AM

1. Jumping into a large vat of strawberry yogurt.
2. Seeing that I had at least 13 fingers.
3. Spontaneously changing from normal clothes to a black jumpsuit to nude on the back of a snowmobile, in June.

**fOrceez** · 11-02-2011 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by JoeyBelgier

Oh, I forgot to mention, I was constantly doing RC's on my way to school this morning, just hoping xD I also had a FA in said dream x.x sorry for the doublepost, found it worth sharing.

Next time, use the edit button.

**Eyeofnight** · 11-02-2011 11:09 AM

Nice thread idea.

I had a dream a few months back where I said "This is a dream!" Then instead of becoming lucid I decided to find to some paper, in the dream, to write down what I was dreaming.

**fOrceez** · 11-02-2011 07:38 PM

Maybe not the stupidest.. but i just woke from a dream where someone wrote 'suicide' on the internet and it was spelt incorrectly. Something like 'evenicide' or something. It took me about 30 seconds to work out what i meant in the dream, and then i was like 'ooohh'

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