Thread: Maria's Epic Dream Journal of Awesomeness

02.07.2010

Arrrrgh! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was somewhere in the 1600's, I think, or whenever there were pirates left in the world. This great sea monster was terrorizing all the ships, and it was my duty to slay this foul beast. I was assigned to a master to train.

-skip-

After what was seemingly a sufficient training session, I arrived on the deck of one of the ships. I had a mighty sword and battle armor made from the tough, green skin of the beast itself. It showed itself, leaping out of the water with great force. The monster was a brilliant shade of lime green. The fact that it spoke English revealed the creaeture's intelligence. I charged fiercely. The creature slashed with tentacles, claws, razor-sharp nails, all of which I dodged or severed. I made it to the head, which I lopped off. There was no blood; just the sound of the head hitting the water below. The monster's carcass paused a moment, then fell back into the sea.

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02.07.2010

Survivor: WTF Islands (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream took place entirely from a third-person omnisicent point of view...similar to being invisible and intangible...like TV, but if you could actually insert yourself into the story, move about within the picture, and not interfere in the flow of the show.

The dream was very similar to the show Survivor. There were two camps on two different islands. Each island was somewhat large, and had a river that ran through it. The interesting thing was that the terrain could be moved around at will. I saw a steady progression of the islands coming together, which was somehow disturbing the natural flow of the rivers. The camps seemed to be divided on the basis of gender. A woman on one island decided that she absolutely needed to see her husband on the other. She crossed a narrow bridge without hand rails, made entirely out of what appeared to be plastic or fiberglass, and cut through the other island's jungle.

She found her husband, and brought with her some sort of powerpoint. Where she got it or how she made it, or how it was even able to exist outside the computer, I shall never know. It contained an animated gif (printed out onto a moving picture) displaying Mario going postal on some monster. She decided to bring her hubby back to her camp, and so the couple began gathering up his things. *fade out*

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02.07.2010

LDS's Powerpoint (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The dream is a tad fuzzy, but I remember two things for sure: LDS was there (and looking very cute, too), and she was instructing me on how to build a powerpoint. Not much beyond this. I made a very nice presentation, about 15 slides long, I think.

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02.07.2010

Water Bottle Bomb Museum (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Interesting dream, to say the least. There was this museum devoted to bombs, especially of the older type. In one display case, there were bottles sort of shaped like bombs. I moved the glass and nabbed one of the bottles...the water inside was still fresh. I took a swig, then considered the possibility that the fluid inside was nitroglycerin. I froze, then realized that I was dead either way, so I went ahead and set the bottle back in the display. *fade out*

4 dreams in one night. Best I've done in a long time!

Did you see me? I mean, were we in the same room?

Ayup! I did. You were very pretty.

Amg, your pirate dream was epic!

Thanks! I love actiony dream fighting.

Originally Posted by eternalstar01

Amg, your pirate dream was epic!

Agreed! Good readin', Mario!

Originally Posted by eternalstar01

Amg, your pirate dream was epic!

This. O.O I've been missing out! Subscribed.

Awesome titles too. "Frosty the Weirdo," "Water Bottle Bomb Museum"... Love it. =)

Originally Posted by Hidden

This. O.O I've been missing out! Subscribed.

Awesome titles too. "Frosty the Weirdo," "Water Bottle Bomb Museum"... Love it. =)

You people just keep making my day.

Originally Posted by Mario92

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02.07.2010

Spoiler for Dream Journal Entries:

Arrrrgh! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was somewhere in the 1600's, I think, or whenever there were pirates left in the world. This great sea monster was terrorizing all the ships, and it was my duty to slay this foul beast. I was assigned to a master to train.

-skip-

After what was seemingly a sufficient training session, I arrived on the deck of one of the ships. I had a mighty sword and battle armor made from the tough, green skin of the beast itself. It showed itself, leaping out of the water with great force. The monster was a brilliant shade of lime green. The fact that it spoke English revealed the creaeture's intelligence. I charged fiercely. The creature slashed with tentacles, claws, razor-sharp nails, all of which I dodged or severed. I made it to the head, which I lopped off. There was no blood; just the sound of the head hitting the water below. The monster's carcass paused a moment, then fell back into the sea.

Spoiler for Dream Journal Entries:

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02.07.2010

Survivor: WTF Islands (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream took place entirely from a third-person omnisicent point of view...similar to being invisible and intangible...like TV, but if you could actually insert yourself into the story, move about within the picture, and not interfere in the flow of the show.

The dream was very similar to the show Survivor. There were two camps on two different islands. Each island was somewhat large, and had a river that ran through it. The interesting thing was that the terrain could be moved around at will. I saw a steady progression of the islands coming together, which was somehow disturbing the natural flow of the rivers. The camps seemed to be divided on the basis of gender. A woman on one island decided that she absolutely needed to see her husband on the other. She crossed a narrow bridge without hand rails, made entirely out of what appeared to be plastic or fiberglass, and cut through the other island's jungle.

She found her husband, and brought with her some sort of powerpoint. Where she got it or how she made it, or how it was even able to exist outside the computer, I shall never know. It contained an animated gif (printed out onto a moving picture) displaying Mario going postal on some monster. She decided to bring her hubby back to her camp, and so the couple began gathering up his things. *fade out*

_________________________

02.07.2010

LDS's Powerpoint (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The dream is a tad fuzzy, but I remember two things for sure: LDS was there (and looking very cute, too), and she was instructing me on how to build a powerpoint. Not much beyond this. I made a very nice presentation, about 15 slides long, I think.

_________________________

02.07.2010

Water Bottle Bomb Museum (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Interesting dream, to say the least. There was this museum devoted to bombs, especially of the older type. In one display case, there were bottles sort of shaped like bombs. I moved the glass and nabbed one of the bottles...the water inside was still fresh. I took a swig, then considered the possibility that the fluid inside was nitroglycerin. I froze, then realized that I was dead either way, so I went ahead and set the bottle back in the display. *fade out*

4 dreams in one night. Best I've done in a long time!

Wow, those are all really interesting! Good job remembering 4 dreams in one night!

Mario, did you know Loaf ranked this thread fifth out of all DJs?

Originally Posted by Xedan

Mario, did you know Loaf ranked this thread fifth out of all DJs?

Woh, Holy Crap. Congratz mario!!

Originally Posted by J.D.

Agreed! Good readin', Mario!

Thanks, mate!

Originally Posted by beachgirl

very fun missle dream!

Aye, it was.

Originally Posted by Kraftwerk

Wow, those are all really interesting! Good job remembering 4 dreams in one night!

Thank you so much! I think it also sort of kick-started my motivation.

Originally Posted by Xedan

Mario, did you know Loaf ranked this thread fifth out of all DJs?

...holy feck, are you serious?

Originally Posted by Kraftwerk

Woh, Holy Crap. Congratz mario!!

Thanks, man! Thank yourself, too. I'm so grateful to be getting so many readers and comments!

oh, and btw, I added media to every post in my DJ. I will become number one!