Thread: Pyrokinesis: Possible or impossible?

Originally Posted by snoop

It isn't trolling to answer the question presented in the title of the thread, nor is it trolling to ask those who believe pyrokinesis is possible to back up their statements with a credible source--that's common sense. What is trolling, however, are comments designed to insult others and incite anger. Comments like this:

You even manged to sneak a threat in there, nice one.

Why, thank you.

By the way, half of the things you quoted me on isn't trolling.

Being a prick on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing one or more cynical or sarcastic remarks on an innocent by-stander, because it's the internet and, hey, you can.

That's trolling, and that's precisely what LikesTopTrip is trying to pull and I certainly won't standby and let him even attempt to troll me, especially when we tried to keep the peace and he came by trying to stir up trouble. If he wants trouble, I'll give it to him.

Originally Posted by Hukif

Yeah, so it being impossible in this universe is still a possibility. "This universe" and not "everywhere" is the important part.

I agree with you, but while its possible to be impossible it is also possible. You see the possibilities?

Originally Posted by LikesToTrip

How??
I'm not trolling, I'm stating my honest opinion. If you would like to attempt to troll me by all means, make my day. And your attempt at a threat was quiet humorous.

I really enjoyed this post <- I will wear my 'owned face' proudly

Quite* you 3rd grader, lmao. What do you think this is a game? You thought my threat was humorous?

Oh I see... Well I don't know what threat your talking about. Would you care to explain your retarded theories? Oh gee, I hope they include sarcasm.

Start retarded thread, get retarded answers.

Duh.

Originally Posted by Will1

Well you see... According to quantum physics everything is happening all the time, and the only way that is possible is if there are multiple universes. A multiverse, if you will. Meaning everything is possible because there is a universe for everything. (I think our goal should be learning to 'slide' from universe to universe.)

It's the only way everything is possible. (Which it is.) Though the results of the hadron collider has yet to be published, so it can't be proven (yet.)

Except that's not what quantum physics says. Let's be honest, we both know you have no idea about quantum physics. Stop pretending you do?

Originally Posted by Xei

Except that's not what quantum physics says. Let's be honest, we both know you have no idea about quantum physics. Stop pretending you do?

Let's be even more honest. NO ONE on this forum -really- understands quantum physics. A very small population really understands quantum physics to the degree needed to do anything highly applicable with it.

Obviously.

Originally Posted by Xei

Except that's not what quantum physics says. Let's be honest, we both know you have no idea about quantum physics. Stop pretending you do?

It was Dr. Michio Kaku's parallel universe theory, who is practically this generations Einstein.
I've been studying it for 4 years, and so far you made yourself look stupid so I'd advise stop putting yourself in that position.

Lets be honest, we both know your not smart, stop pretending you are?

OH: But if its not what Quantum Physics says, what does it say, mr. I know so much about quantum physics and I like to cut into the middle and jump out when its convenient in an argument?

Originally Posted by Artelis

Let's be even more honest. NO ONE on this forum -really- understands quantum physics. A very small population really understands quantum physics to the degree needed to do anything highly applicable with it.

Obviously.

I agree this this guy. (I don't do the equations, but I sure can put together the theories.)

Originally Posted by Will1

It was Dr. Michio Kaku's parallel universe theory, who is practically this generations Einstein.
I've been studying it for 4 years, and so far you made yourself look stupid so I'd advise stop putting yourself in that position.

Lets be honest, we both know your not smart, stop pretending you are?

Well I got into the same university as Dirac, Maxwell and Newton. Where do you study?

Michio is a science populariser. The multiple universes interpretation is in the realm of philosophy, not science; he did not come up with the idea; and there are other interpretations including the Copenhagen interpretation which is the one accepted by most physicists.

Four years studying and you didn't know the basic facts? Ouch.

Originally Posted by Artelis

Let's be even more honest. NO ONE on this forum -really- understands quantum physics. A very small population really understands quantum physics to the degree needed to do anything highly applicable with it.

Obviously.

I at least know enough to know when somebody is talking bollocks. I know quite a bit of the qualitative stuff and I can also do some of the mathematics which came up in my course. You're right though that most of it is way beyond any of us. I'm not going to go into it professionally.

Originally Posted by Will1

If I could internet choke you, I would. Right now.

Originally Posted by JussiKala

Open mindedness is NOT the same as blindy accepting dumb fairy tales without any proof.

Will, if you would stop saying that there is proof and provide some, please. Thank you. YOU have the burden of proof, since YOU are the one making the positive claim.

The ancient sivilizations knew nothing compared to us. Sure, they might've realized the basic movements of planets and such, but they sure as heck didn't know what the starts were made of, how long they had been there, how they came there, and why they were even visible.

Can't replicate a pyramid? Who would invest the resources into making such a useless journey. Sure, it'd be interesting, but nobody is really trying to do it that seriously.

Science is needed to compile the theory. Before that, it's a hypothesis. If it is not more possible than other insane hypothesises, it's as useless as any rambling of an insane man.

Originally Posted by LucidJuggalo

Jussi, it's ignorance like yours which causes wars, I'm afraid.

Originally Posted by Xei

This is the bit where the train crashes and explodes.

Originally Posted by LucidJuggalo

That basically means: I know you're right, and I'm too up my own ass to acknowledge that, so I'm just going to throw in whatever provokes you because my immaturity levels are blooming.


Take yourself out of this thread, like you clearly stated you were going to do earlier, unless you can actually respond with something worthwhile.

Originally Posted by Will1

Did you just say quantum physics isn't related to telekinesis? I would laugh so hard right now if I could do it through my keyboard.

Perhaps you should watch the video.

Originally Posted by Will1

ancient-wisdom.co.uk/egyptastronomy.htm

If you knew about quantum physics, you wouldn't have said telekinesis isn't possible. Thanks.

Originally Posted by Will1

Well you see... According to quantum physics everything is happening all the time, and the only way that is possible is if there are multiple universes. A multiverse, if you will. Meaning everything is possible because there is a universe for everything. (I think our goal should be learning to 'slide' from universe to universe.)

It's the only way everything is possible. (Which it is.) Though the results of the hadron collider has yet to be published, so it can't be proven (yet.)

Originally Posted by Artelis

Start retarded thread, get retarded answers.

Duh.

Originally Posted by Will1

It was Dr. Michio Kaku's parallel universe theory, who is practically this generations Einstein.
I've been studying it for 4 years, and so far you made yourself look stupid so I'd advise stop putting yourself in that position.

Lets be honest, we both know your not smart, stop pretending you are?

Lol this thread.

@Will1

And god dammit the contraction is YOU'RE. You Are. Okay?

If you honestly expect anyone on this forum to believe you have studied anything for four years you're only kidding yourself. Touting false credentials on the internet is an even faster way to to not be taken seriously than posting bougs threads about psychokinesis.

Originally Posted by Will1

I certainly won't standby and let him even attempt to troll me

You really are oblivious aren't you?

Originally Posted by Will1

Quite* you 3rd grader, lmao. What do you think this is a game? You thought my threat was humorous?

Oh I see... Well I don't know what threat your talking about. Would you care to explain your retarded theories? Oh gee, I hope they include sarcasm.

Pointing out a typing error, more ominous threats, pleading ignorance, and childish insults. You're doing it wrong.
EDIT: And I'm still thoroughly enjoying your posts

Originally Posted by Will1

I agree this this guy. (I don't do the equations, but I sure can put together the theories.)

you're still more retarded than Xei in every way.

Originally Posted by Will1

There is science behind it.

And yet you can't show it.

I should warn you, I am pretty retarded.

Woah! That was a lot of troll in one minute. I was still wording one of my posts before all that happened.

Well I'll tell you what, because I can't reply to all of you, I'm going to leave this thread. Meanwhile, I'm gonna have fun with my new friend, LikesToTrip, he's so kind, I will have to return the favor. Well you guys have fun trolling somebody who won't read your posts, I'll be having fun elsewhere.

Bye bye.

P.S. Artelis, you don't know what my IQ is, I'd stay quiet if I were you. I also noticed your use of the word "more".
P.S.S. A Roxxor, thanks - I didn't notice that and its good you said something.

Xei can't you just lock this thread? I mean it's a little of topic. There's been threats. The same argument has been thrown around in everyone's face.

I think a lock on this thread is long overdue. IMO

Originally Posted by Will1

P.S. Artelis, you don't know what my IQ is, I'd stay quiet if I were you. I also noticed your use of the word "more".
P.S.S. A Roxxor, thanks - I didn't notice that and its good you said something.

good lord he's on to us. QUICK, CALL MOM!

Originally Posted by Will1

Meanwhile, I'm gonna have fun with my new friend, LikesToTrip, he's so kind, I will have to return the favor.

Nah, I can't allow you to return the favor. I'm only a pitcher, not a catcher.

I agree with dakotahnok. My hunger for trolling has been sated, and this thread has been off topic for wayyyy too long.

I'm not sure there've been serious 'threats' as such. It's hard to take somebody seriously when they say "I don't bluff" and a few minutes later claim to have studied quantum physics for four years. I will make it clear though that any more threatening hacking (which I didn't notice till now) will result in an infraction: that is not acceptable forum behaviour regardless of the (lack of) credibility.

Any thread inviting scepticism in the Inner Sanctum is bound to get a bit heated, but it's still, albeit very roughly, on topic at the moment. If Juggalo would like it locked then he can request that. Also I'll repeat what I said earlier: if you can't think of how to respond to something, then don't respond to it; do not accuse people of trolling or flaming in public, especially when they're clearly not.

Boys, girls. I'd just like to gather everyone around to let you all know I'm so glad I could've been part of this thread. It's a special tradition to build up one of the most special of special retarded members here on DV and then tear them down mercilessly in one thread trollin extravaganza.

Originally Posted by Will1

Well I'll tell you what, because I can't reply to all of you, I'm going to leave this thread.

Why aren't you capable of replying to everybody?

If you just said that you were wrong you would've looked less stupid.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Why aren't you capable of replying to everybody?

Because the 5 people I reply to would reply again, and again, and again. Plus they would be primarily against me, it's just as I said in my original post, close minded people can't see their feet if their subconscious doesn't believe it's there. The same rule applies here, they act barbaric and resort to insults because they can't handle change.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

If you just said that you were wrong you would've looked less stupid.

Hmm... A technique I should probably learn.
You were right, I was wrong.

Xei, you were right and I was wrong, your a super genius in quantum physics and life and I should learn to be a pessimist, after all, if we are all the same, our feeble minds won't rage wars against anything different - because we are all the same! // Also don't judge someone online, you never know who they are or their skillsets. I could be Kevin Mitnick for all you know, and in that case you would have quite a problem on your hands - and your judging me based off of our argument, a small fragment in my life I will never remember.

Artelis, I'm sorry, you were right and I was wrong. // Doesn't make up for the fact I'm going to troll you whenever I see you.

A Roxxor, you can't spell "Rocker" so don't speak to me about proper grammar. // Though you did teach me a valuable lesson, it was a habit of mine, thanks.

LikesToTrip, you're my new best friend, I don't need to apologize because you can read my mental thoughts I am sending out.

Snoop, you were right and I was wrong, our world is obviously limited and all the societies that exist that study such subjects are all dumb regardless of the fact they are made up of the smartest humans in history. As Artelis end his sentence with, "Obviously".

Originally Posted by Will1

A Roxxor, you can't spell "Rocker" so don't speak to me about proper grammar.

>Spelling is not the same as grammar
>'Your' rather than 'You're' is a grammatical mistake
>You fail

Do you understand now?

Hmmm? DO YOU?

I completely agree with you on the quantum physics science, Will. Together we can nail the rest.

According to quantum physics, everything is happening all the time. Therefore,.. pyrokinesis. Unfortunately (for pyrokinetic quantum physicists such as myself), in attempting to simplify quantum mechanics into layman's terms, it is often lost in the simplification that when a particle's wave-functions collapses into a singular possibility from its original state of all of the current physical possibilities, the particle actually collapses into ALL possibilities, thus causing, for example, the electron screen in the double slit experiment to be completely lit up after only one electron is passed through the slits. To see that the entire screen is lit up from just one electron, just watch any video explaining the double slit experiment, such as Dr. Quantum's video. Therefore, it follows from the experiment that since all possibilities occur in our universe when a particle collapses, it is possible to do pyrokinesis. Will understands all of this because he has earned a 4-year degree in quantum physics; sadly, the rest of you have not.

Originally Posted by MindGames

Will understands all of this because he has earned a 4-year degree in quantum physics; sadly, the rest of you have not.

I know I'm not helping myself by saying this, but I never said that

Originally Posted by A Roxxor

>Spelling is not the same as grammar
>'Your' rather than 'You're' is a grammatical mistake
>You fail

Do you understand now?

Hmmm? DO YOU?

You're still proving my point your close minded. I fail? Why are you trying to insult me and bring me down as if you know me? Hell, you don't know me. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Suddenly everybody is a quantum physicist.