DV! Help me name my freaking computer.

**AURON** · 03-23-2015 02:04 AM

So, I'm getting a new computer in april. It's a custom built one with an older I7, 8gb of ram, decent graphics card, 1k watt power supply, oh and it's black and red. I really wanted to build my next computer, but my previous one died on me, so I had to get something asap. But moving on....every computer I've purchased or built, I'd give it a name. And not only that, every computer I've had, has always had the same name: Darin. I'm thinking of something different. I know I want it to be either a girls name, or an Adjective.

Any suggestions? I'll probably place a poll once I come up with a list.

**Sivason** · 03-23-2015 04:28 AM

Sybal

Lilith

Choas

**IAmCoder** · 03-23-2015 01:54 PM

A-Team!

**spellbee2** · 03-23-2015 02:24 PM

Angela - That's what I named my car.
Joanna - Because I randomly thought of it just now.
Kitty - Extra points for irony if the computer's really big.

**gab** · 03-23-2015 02:33 PM

Finally, you bastud!

(Since we waited forever for it.)

**dolphin** · 03-23-2015 08:47 PM

Sexy Devil
Beasty
Hotness
Botrice

**AURON** · 03-23-2015 08:58 PM

I'm also thinking about Natalia...after the Marvel Triple agent Black Widow...since it's black and red. LOL at Botrice and bastud. I kinda like Joanna too, but I also dated one, and I'm trying to avoid naming her (and her hard drives) after an ex. And yeah, the irony factor would be full on if I named it kitty...it's about the size of a toddler, but probably heavier. The guy selling it to me had it strapped in the seatbelt like it was a kid.

**Creation** · 03-23-2015 10:01 PM

Notably
Improving
Computing
Entity

N.I.C.E.

**sefalik** · 03-25-2015 09:49 PM

GLaDOS

**Sivason** · 03-26-2015 12:18 AM

Hal 9000

**Nhuc** · 03-26-2015 07:39 AM

I named my rain, when I code I go under the name Raindancer, my program suite is Rainmaker, maybe find something you can identify to how you use your computer?

**AURON** · 03-30-2015 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by sefalik

GLaDOS

Why does this sound familiar?

Originally Posted by sivason

Hal 9000

I know why this sounds familiar.

Originally Posted by Nhuc

I named my rain, when I code I go under the name Raindancer, my program suite is Rainmaker, maybe find something you can identify to how you use your computer?

Yeah, I like that...it makes sense. Actually it's pretty freaking clever. I'll be using mine for IT class, and gaming....oh yeah, and DV. I'm still leaning towards Natalia.

**Nhuc** · 03-31-2015 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by AURON

Yeah, I like that...it makes sense. Actually it's pretty freaking clever. I'll be using mine for IT class, and gaming....oh yeah, and DV. I'm still leaning towards Natalia.

Ahh, but what if you find a sexy secret agent/spy from the KGB named Natalia. After a summer long fling of sex and murder she ends up leaving you for boris, the butcher down the way. Then everytime you see Natalia your heart will ache just a little.

**AURON** · 04-01-2015 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by Nhuc

Ahh, but what if you find a sexy secret agent/spy from the KGB named Natalia. After a summer long fling of sex and murder she ends up leaving you for boris, the butcher down the way. Then everytime you see Natalia your heart will ache just a little.

Perfect end for an imperfect life. My computers in the past were named after exes....even the hard drives.

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 04-02-2015 04:25 AM

McFuckknuckle The Magnificent.

**Zaephr** · 04-05-2015 04:12 PM

Call it Oracle.
Organized Rebublic of Auron's Computational and Laborious Endeavors.

**JSAvalo** · 04-18-2015 12:50 PM

When hard drives started using flash memory instead of disks, I started naming my computers after science fictional faster-than-light drives. Why? Because one of the names for a flash memory drive is "jump drive." My current drive's name is Inversion Drive, from Catherine Asaro's Saga of the Skolian Empire.

**VerseXIII** · 04-18-2015 10:47 PM

Deadpool
Wade/Wilson
Crimson
Noir

Just a few off the top of my head.

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 04-20-2015 12:13 AM

I hadn't realize that naming computers was a "thing." ._o

**Zhaylin** · 04-20-2015 01:53 AM

Me neither. I've never named my computers... my cars on the other hand, and my GPS... I get stuck with "old" names for some reason. There was Nona (the van), Gretta (my new CRV) and Mildred (the GPS).
I usually just call my computer's "stupid machine" when they're misbehaving