StonedApe
DEATH TO FANATICS!

Did both the advanced and basic tasks last night.

I'm having a hard time remembering the non-lucid part of this dream, I'll eedit this later if I remember more.

I was near this weird looking canal. The water looked yellow from the reflections of the streetlights. In some spots there was carpet leading up to the water, and there were other things that made no sense. These tipped me off that it was a dream, I didn't even RC. I thought "what to do?" and remembered the task of the month. I used my mind to raise the water level(not sure if this counts as controlling the elements but I think it should). Then I walked around on it. I sunk a little at first, the water seemed a little goopy. But I stepped up to the top of it. This is something I've tried many times before and was never able to do it. I succeeded this time because I really focused on the fact that it was a dream and I could do anything if I believed I could.

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Lucid
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I was driving to Madison's house. I remember this funny part where I was on the highway and the genie from I dream of genie showed up in front of my car as an apparition and tried to sell me the first season of her show on DVD. I thought to my self, Oh no you don't, I'm not listening to this crap, and drove through her.

I stopped at a gas station. They had a bunch of food, I don't have much to eat in the house right now and they had low prices so I got excited and looked around. I picked up some pita, and when I went to put it back the shelf was gone. I thought, "this must be a dream" and did some RCs. I tried to put my finger through my hand but I was really shaky. It still worked but I wanted to be sure so I flicked on and off a couple light switches. I wound up in the basement. When I turned around there was a girl a few years younger than me with no panties on standing there. Then her bra did this weird thing, kind of flapping around and off and flew away like it was a bat or something. I asked her to sing me a song. So blew a raspberry and shook her head and made this weird noise. I held her hand and looked her in the eye and said please. She said OK. She sang this very simple melody(do re mi do re mi do re mi so, ti do re ti do re do re mi so...) The words were somehow even simpler, Violin violin violin song, Violin violin violin song. I woke up while she was singing.

I can't find my DJ so I'm using this one today.

I had so many dreams last night, these are just going to be short summaries.

In the last one Madison and I were going to the zen center. When she got to my house I was making food. I had pizza and this weird milk & weed drink. I went outside, then back in to heat something in the microwave. There was cheese on one of the buttons.

While driving we ran into Mike, he was with Lauren at a cross walk. I tried to get him to smoke with us but he was busy. While we were in conversation in things changed to us being in a laundromat or something indoors and someone else had some weed. He was talking his weed up and gave us a nug. Then somehow we had a bag very similar to his. All the different strains were in different bags with weird labeling that had countdown clocks on it. We showed him this huge bud that must have been at least an eighth.

Then we were at this movie/play(seemed to change back and forth). There were cowboys. One actor was smoking a weird pipe during intermission. I asked him if he needed a light. He acted like a dick at first, but then eased up and gave me a little pipe tobacco for my pipe. Madison and I and he passed some tobacco around which got Madi and I really buzzing. We talked a bit more.

Then there was some part in some store. Like a pawn shop. I asked the guy how much he made in commissions and a creepy looking old fat pasty ugly guy came out and gave him the evil eye. I assumed he was the owner. I told he didn't have to answer. He said he didn't care but then just said a bunch of other stuff that didn't answer my question. Carl called and we left to go meet him.

Then there was a part where my car was stolen, but it was actually Nicks car. I chased after it on foot fairly successful for a long time. Then I started to get partially lucid and had a false awakening.

Then I was in a parking lot looking for it still. Andre was outside with a tray of weed brownies. I forgot about the car for a moment and was really happy, but then I remembered and couldn't pay attention to anything Andre said.

Then another FA and I'm in bed [at my house] with Madi cuddling. We both start kissing each other but then her mom comes in the back door and tells us she's going for a walk so and we better be dressed when she gets back.

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Had another dream earlier in the night where Madi was coming over but my phone didn't ring. I saw her pulling away and flipped out, banging on the window, trying to call her etc. I became very frantic. I couldn't get my cell phone to work. Weird things started to happen and I thought I was having some kind of acid flashback and really needed to get a hold of her just to talk.

Had a few more dreams too, but that's enough for now.

I was chaining LD together, this is the last one. I was walking around outside in a place that looked sort of like my grandpas old neighborhood. The difference was that there was some woods on the opposite side of the street, and the houses were nicer. I had been trying to have sex in all these dreams and do the basic ToTM. I took my pants off, but then this weird creature came out of the woods so I put them back on. It looked like a cross between a bear and a lion. I so no way mother fucker to the bear and either pushed him away or maybe used telekinesis to do so. Then I went into this house. In all these dreams I kept losing lucidity so I tried really hard to focus on the details of the house. No one was inside. I heard the shower running. I saw this blue wooden shower stall. It looked almost like the kind of thing you'd see at a camp grounds but it was inside. I went inside and a girl was drying her hair. She knew me and said this is a surprise. I said something then I started rubbing her cunt. I stuck my fingers inside her and kissed her. This went on until I woke up.

I had this other really great lucid in a house, sort of like my Uncles house. The dream faded at least 3 times but I kept using LDEILD to re-enter. I decided to eat something. The first thing that popped into my head was General Tso's Chicken(I;m a vegitarian and I thought, this is a dream, might as well make the most of it). When I got the chicken it was a grayish tan color and didn't even look like chineese food. I was sitting at the table with my family and said, "What is this crap!?!" and threw the plate like a frisbee. Then I found I plate of mashed potatoas and gravy and dug in.

Then I was exploring the house. I remember this huge table. I stood on it and tried to fly up to the balcony. I almost made it but didn't. Then I decided to practice flying by jumping over the table, it was really big, maybe 6-7 feet tall and probably 30 feet or more across. I did this a few times. Then my little brother came in and we started fighting, just for fun since it was a dream. We were throwing little tables at each other from across the big one. I might have been flying while I did this part of the time.