Thread: DV Chat Quotes

[23:21] <weakamon> i don't know if your sig is trying to say something, but the girl is staring at this...
[23:21] <tommo> weakamon
[23:21] <weakamon> thing
[23:21] <tommo> that's.... LOL
[23:22] <tommo> proof of what no wanking does to your mind

^
I like the fact that it's the stamen from a morning glory flower too.

I figured out who the real mark75 is

14:16 NoDaniel: http://www.dreamviews.com/f16/happy-...7/#post1808472
14:17 ninja9578: is this a real birthday or like a mark75 birthday?
14:17 NoDaniel: lol
14:17 ninja9578: he used to have 2 or 3 birthdays a year, but hes not around much anymore
14:17 ninja9578: 
14:17 ninjabot: funny
14:17 ninja9578: mark75 was kim jong il

[16:01] <Morphium> You ignore me.
[16:04] <+Carousoul>
[16:05] <Seroquel>
[16:06] <+Carousoul> :]

Typical sero...

<Liquidaque> Christianity...
* Liquidaque laughes
<Tara> Laughes...
* Tara laughs

I made myself giggle.

Originally Posted by Tara

I made myself giggle.

go get em, tiger

[23:35:53] <Jigga_JuStIN> guess what my old moniker was
[23:35:57] <Jigga_JuStIN> back in the day
[23:35:58] <&fOrceez> No sero uses the same color as me
[23:36:01] <Jigga_JuStIN> when i was like 12
[23:36:02] <&fOrceez> he just uses it bold
[23:36:05] <Jigga_JuStIN> Koolness123
[23:36:06] <OwO> Really
[23:36:08] <OwO> Oh
[23:36:11] <&fOrceez> Yeah.
[23:36:14] <Jigga_JuStIN> is that not the most badass username?
[23:36:15] OwO osmt observant
[23:36:25] <OwO> *isnt
[23:36:27] <&fOrceez> Jigga_JuStIN, there's the door
[23:36:29] fOrceez points.
[23:36:34] <wana> here is the color of real badass men
[23:36:35] Jigga_JuStIN [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Page closed

<NoDaniel> no one's posted in the etta james thread, no one dv likes her i guess
<Linkzelda41> nodaniel cn you link me the etta james
<Linkzelda41> is it a new member?

[20:50] <+Sornaensis> dammit irken
[20:50] <Irken> my natural reaction
[20:50] <+Sornaensis> I am typing
[20:50] <Irken> to being pushed into people
[20:50] <+Sornaensis> stop trying to have sex with me

PERSON A: "I think I might have a brain tumor in my butt."

PERSON B: "I don't think that's possible."

ME: "Unless you're a dumb ass! XD"

Makin them anon? thats no fun!

[02:25] <Linkzelda41> *starts scanning for drunk people*
[02:25] <Dianeva> fuck off you fucker
[02:25] <Linkzelda41> scanning complete.
[02:25] <Jigga_JuStIN> LOL
[02:25] <Linkzelda41> wait what.
[02:25] <mooseantlers^> Dianeva: i can hear the slurring even in text
[02:25] <@Auron> how many drunk people did you find?
[02:25] <Linkzelda41> I can't tell.
[02:25] <Dianeva> im guessing one
[02:25] <Linkzelda41> 404 error.

[03:36:52] <Dianeva> im horny almost always

[21:40] <Wana> Wintervenom: + Linkzelda41 = http://cdn.lulztruck.com/wp-content/...hecomputer.jpg
[21:41] <Linkzelda41> ddarn
[21:41] <Linkzelda41> forgot to right click
[21:41] <Wintervenom> Hahaha.
[21:41] <Wintervenom> (Not at you, but the image.)
[21:41] <Wana> lol
[21:41] <Linkzelda41> uh huh
[21:42] <Linkzelda41> it's okay to laugh
[21:42] <Linkzelda41>

[10:35:51] <saltyseedog> I'm guna cut all yer penis off and add them to my penis raisin collection

^^ Haha WOW!

New side to seedog for me

Code:

[04:46:28] <OwO> Hallo
[04:46:50] <OwO> How much salt water do you have to drink before your throw up?
[04:47:03] <Dark_Merlin^> um
[04:47:03] <Dark_Merlin^> lots
[04:47:05] <Dark_Merlin^> why?
[04:47:06] <Dark_Merlin^> :|
[04:47:21] <OwO> Trying to get outa school today
[04:47:38] <Dark_Merlin^> ahah
[04:48:00] <Dark_Merlin^> that's a bad idea
[04:48:06] <OwO> I kno salt water takes a while for it to work, so im gonna drink some right before school. Mom wont let me stay, but school will send me home
[04:48:19] <OwO> Nah, not that bad
[04:48:23] <Dark_Merlin^> yeah but then you feel legitemately sick
[04:48:24] <Dark_Merlin^> it's bad
[04:48:37] <OwO> I already purged twice this morning
[04:48:43] <OwO> Third time should be the charm
[04:48:45] <Dark_Merlin^> :/
[04:49:07] <OwO> Oh its fine
[04:49:41] <Dark_Merlin^> it's really not good
[04:50:19] <Dark_Merlin^> silly OwO
[04:50:29] <OwO> How is it not good? Its not like im Bulimic or anything
[04:50:53] <OwO> I just really dont wanna go to school
[04:51:22] <+ComaensisFuck> you don't actually throw up
[04:51:23] <+ComaensisFuck> ffs

[15:36] <Seroquel> It's funny because all women are envious of our penises.

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

Cuz it's true?

[21:12:50] <&OldSkipper> Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday.....
[21:12:53] <&OldSkipper> http://i.imgur.com/5dl9Z.jpg
[21:13:21] <Irken> he thought if he drove really close to the river
[21:13:32] <Irken> he could impress the little girl in the first row

It really is the truth. The penis is true power.

Of course I'm extremely demented so don't take my word for it.

[19:09] * anderj101 drops to his knees
[19:09] <The^Sandman> uh oh
[19:09] <Mojoe> lol
[19:09] <OwO> O.o
[19:10] * anderj101 and prays
[19:10] <+anderj101> lol
[19:10] <Wintervenom> There was a collective drumroll when that occured.

[00:01:05] <NoDaniel> you better shut my butt
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[00:01:28] anderj101 picks up a large cork and eyes NoDaniel
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[00:01:38] <Mojoe> wb
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[00:01:38] <+anderj101> wb Irken
[00:01:39] DreamBot [[email protected]] has set mode +v TheUnknown
[00:01:42] <NoDaniel> D:
[00:01:43] <OwO> à²*__à²*
[00:01:44] <NoDaniel> no no no
[00:01:45] NoDaniel runs away
[00:01:48] NoDaniel [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: hi Irken
[00:01:55] <+anderj101> lmfao

I love you karli.

[22:43:09] <Karlitaki> Damn im walkin 4 k/m now with helmet gun and some crap
[22:43:23] <&zbenny^> karli they let you use your phone while in the army?
[22:43:42] <Karlitaki> Idk
[22:43:51] <Karlitaki> I just use
[22:43:51] <&zbenny^> then how are you talking to us
[22:43:53] <&zbenny^> rof,
[22:44:19] <Karlitaki> Im short they dont see me